196 General White
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When he shouted, the other people in the courtyard were frightened, and when they heard that it was Su Jingnian, everyone rushed out and ran out of the courtyard gate to greet Su Jingnian.
Left and right were separated, and the palace people knelt down.
They all shouted: "The prince is a thousand years old!"
"No courtesy. Su Jingnian raised his hand and motioned for everyone to get up.
"Eh, why are you all gone?" Bai Tinghao in the courtyard couldn't understand what was going on, why did the palace people run out all at once.
Immediately after, the sounds of "bang", "clank", and "poof" came from the courtyard one after another.
"Oh my mother!" Bai Ting's wail rang out.
"What's going on?" Su Jingnian heard the noise in the courtyard and the wailing of the white pavilion, and didn't think much about it, and rushed into the medicine furnace with everyone.
When he entered the courtyard gate, Su Jingnian's eyes widened in surprise.
Bai Ting was lying on the ground, her eyes were full of stars, and the original white coat on her body was covered with dust at this time. Not far from her side, black metal parts were scattered everywhere, Su Jingnian looked left and right, but he couldn't tell what these broken parts were used for. The most speechless thing is that Bai Ting caught a bird to relieve Su Jingnian's boredom in the Yenisei, and at this time kept flying around Bai Ting, chirping non-stop.
"I'm dizzy... Bird, don't go around ... Wrap around again, I'm really going to 'get sick'... ”
Bai Ting lay on the ground, rubbing his ass with one hand, crying bitterly. One hand kept waving, trying to drive away the birds that were causing trouble.
When everyone saw this scene, they felt very funny and funny, and they all hid their faces and laughed.
Su Jingnian naturally wanted to laugh, but in front of the palace people, she still had to worry about the majesty of the prince.
After enduring it for a long time, Fang put back the smile that was almost violent.
Pointing to the White Pavilion, Su Jingnian asked the palace people in a serious manner, "What are you doing here?"
"Back to the prince. Xiao Aizi stepped forward and said, "General Xiaobai has made a thunderbolt iron horse with ingenuity, and I will demonstrate it to us." ”
"Yes, yes," Xiao Yuanzi also stepped forward and said, "The prince didn't see it, General Xiaobai rode a thunderbolt iron horse, and he was as fast as flying!"
"Thunderbolt Iron Horse, extremely fast as flying?" Su Jingnian was puzzled. How could the broken copper and iron in front of him be a thunderbolt iron horse? Can it still fly as fast as a fly?
At this moment, a part that had just flown into the corner hit the courtyard wall and bounced back. Just rolled in front of Su Jingnian.
Seeing the part, Su Jingnian laughed. She finally understood what the "Thunderbolt Iron Horse" was.
It turned out that the part was an iron tire surrounded by thick iron sheets, but Baiting's craftsmanship was not good, and the iron tires were not very regular, and they looked like they were round, but in fact, many places were still square, looking at the three flat and four not round.
Su Jingnian said in his heart, this tire is like this, it would be strange if you didn't fall on your heels.
"This king said, how can you be such a lively person, would refuse this king's invitation to visit the lake. I was hiding in a medicine furnace and making a bicycle!"
"Drunkard, you're still talking cool things there, help me up. Bai Ting covered his buttocks and said.
The floor of the medicine stove is paved with green bricks, and it is not easy to come to this wrestling white pavilion.
Thinking like this, Su Jingnian stepped forward with a smile and helped Bai Ting up from the ground. The little bird landed on Bai Ting's head, tilting his neck to look at Su Jingnian.
Helping Bai Ting beat the dust on his body, Su Jingnian didn't forget to tease her a few words, and said: "Your name of 'Thunderbolt Iron Horse' is not bad, but it's a pity that your tires are a little worse, I'm sorry for this high-end and high-grade name." It should be called 'Thunder Lame'. ”
When everyone heard this, they hid their faces and laughed again.
"Go and go, you will know that you will laugh at me!" Bai Ting covered his buttocks, with a bitter expression, and said: "This bicycle is just a toy for me to relieve my boredom, and I didn't put much effort into making it at all." Otherwise, with the craftsmanship of labor and management, a small bicycle will naturally not be a problem. You still say, stinky drunkard, I didn't refuse to go to the lake with you to get an antidote for you or something, but you are good, but you want to laugh at me for not doing a good enough bicycle!"
Su Jingnian was startled and hurriedly covered Bai Ting's mouth.
He said to the rest, "Go down, for this king is going to discuss military affairs with General Xiaobai." Without communication, you will not be admitted to the hospital. ”
The crowd said, "No." ”
After that, they all retreated outside the hospital.
Bai Ting was covered by Su Jingnian's mouth, and he didn't know which sentence he said wrong, so he only struggled. After Su Jingnian's murderous gaze, she was honest. was dragged into the house by Su Jingnian.
Xiao Yuanzi looked at the two of them behaving so intimately, and slapped Xiao Aizi on the side with his elbow, and said: "The relationship between the prince and General Xiaobai is really good, you see that General Xiaobai and the prince don't know how to avoid taboos at all." I don't know if these two people have that kind of relationship. Our prince is really not a picky eater, both men and women eat it. ”
"What the relationship between these two people is, it has nothing to do with us subordinates, just retreat quickly. After Xiao Aizi finished speaking, he followed the previous palace people out of the courtyard.
"Eh, don't leave me behind. When the little garden saw that the rest of the people had withdrawn, he also went away with him.
Unexpectedly, the conversation between the two was actually listened to by Su Jingnian.
She looked at Bai Ting, who was imprisoned in her arms, and only felt that the dumb person ate Coptis chinensis, and she couldn't say that it was bitter. It seems that after today, the scandal of his preference for men is afraid that it will spread again.
He said to Bai Ting: "What's the matter? Listening to the palace people, they still think you are a man?"
Bai Ting rolled her eyes and pointed at Su Jingnian's hand covering his mouth. That means that his mouth was covered by Su Jingnian, and he couldn't speak.
Su Jingnian understood and withdrew his hand.
Bai Ting said: "Don't talk about these palace people in your palace, even Chen Hu and Seventeen, the two fools, still think I'm a man." I really don't understand the thinking of the ancients, it stands to reason that I used to have short hair, and it is understandable to think of me as a man, but now that I have long hair, why do you still think I am a man? In other words, if I am a man, my appearance will be a little worse than you in the whole world, it must be handsome and chic, handsome and forceful/people, and between a gesture, thousands of girls will be fascinated. has long been a group of wives and concubines, and a pile of children. ”
After speaking, Bai Ting raised his head with a proud look.
When Su Jingnian heard this, he smiled and said: "General Xiaobai is praising King Ben for being 'handsome and chic, handsome and forceful'?
"Hmm, you stinky drunkard, you're taking advantage of me again! Where am I praising you? Obviously praising myself, okay?!"
"Hahaha. Su Jingnian laughed and looked at Bai Ting with interest.
It is true that as Bai Ting said, it has been a few years since she crossed over. Her earlier short hair has been followed by the locals with her, and she has deliberately grown long. It's just that it's grown back, but the long hair is the same as the previous short hair, it's still a wool curl, which looks fluffy and natural, and there is no trace of being cared for. In addition, the thick glasses on Bai Ting's face covered most of her face tightly, and others couldn't see her true appearance at all. The white coat she was wearing had been washed many times, and the corners of her clothes were a little torn, and she looked a little depressed. Just these few things are the same as the dress of ordinary women on the market, and they can't be beaten. In addition, Bai Ting replaced the T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers he was wearing with a black short military uniform and military boots. What made Su Jingnian find it most interesting was that the bird that was caught from the Yenisei seemed to have a very good relationship with her, and often hid in one of her wool rolls. Su Jingnian didn't know which girl would raise a bird in her hair in this Kyushu.
Said to Bai Ting: "It's good that you are dressed like this, and you are not recognized as a little beggar or a deserter who escaped from the barracks." If you go out into the streets alone, I am afraid that there will be a noble merchant like His Highness Dawa who will help you. ”
"Cut, the ancients were really short-sighted, just looking at the surface of the dress, you can distinguish whether it is a man or a woman, it is really superficial. Labor and management also have C cups. ”
After Bai Ting finished speaking, he straightened his chest.
Seeing her more true appearance, Su Jingnian smiled again and said, "If you want everyone to know that you are a woman, I have a way." ”
"What way?" Bai Ting curious.
"It's very simple, as long as you take off this dress and put on women's clothes, isn't it? You also said that the ancients were short-sighted, and they all distinguished men and women by their dress. ”
"I don't want it!" Bai Ting covered his shirt and said, "This white coat was issued by the laboratory to which I belong, and it is embroidered with the badge of the laboratory, which is my only identity certificate in this strange time and space. No one wants to move! Including you drunkard, I can tell you, whoever dares to touch my white coat, I will fight with whom!"
"You dead eye," Su Jingnian shook his head and said, "It's not impossible not to move the white coat." As long as you change the military uniform inside to women's clothing, you're good to go. As for this white coat, if you like it, you can use it as an outerwear and wear it. ”
"Really, just change the clothes inside into women's clothes, is it okay?" Bai Ting was a little surprised.
"Hmm. Su Jingnian nodded and said with a smile: "Later, let the Internal Affairs Office come to measure you and make a few sets of new clothes." When you change into women's clothes, you will definitely surprise General Chen and Seventeen. The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the two rabbits are walking on the ground, can An distinguish the little white general, is it a male or a female?"
"Hahaha, yes, yes. Bai Ting clapped his hands and said, "I want to see the surprised appearance of those two fools!"
Su Jingnian looked happy when he saw her, and while he was happy, he was even more inexplicably envious of her. He said to himself, "It's good to be able to wear women's clothes." ”
Her voice was so low that Bai Ting couldn't hear it clearly, and asked, "Ah, what did you say? I didn't hear clearly, you say it again?"