Chapter 10 Luo Chen

Brother Shengang's voice was relatively loud, and the eyes of the pedestrians around him were attracted by him, just his dress, people who didn't know thought that Ye Ran was bullying the powerless beggars, and there were several burly "enthusiastic citizens" who were already gearing up and ready to draw their swords to help.

In order to avoid being watched, Ye Ran pursed his lips, turned his head and left, too lazy to argue with him. Brother Shenstick naturally wouldn't let him go like this, and put it on again like a dog skin plaster.

Listening to the chatter in his ears like Tang Seng chanting, Ye Ran became more and more impetuous, he didn't notice the traffic several times, and was almost hit by a passing car. He blamed all this on Brother Shengang, if it weren't for the constant nagging in his ears and distracting him, he wouldn't have almost been hit by a car.

"Look, look, I'll just say that you have a bloody disaster, now believe me. ”

Ye Ran stopped, looked at him with a dark face, and said, "According to your way of grinding people, even if there is no blood light disaster, you can grind the blood light disaster by you, and then follow me, believe it or not, I am not polite to you." ”

Hearing this, Brother Shen Stick was not only not afraid, but looked very happy, "Okay, don't be merciful, make a little effort to send me to the hospital, which can be regarded as confirming the name of this bloody disaster, and then I can blackmail you a large amount of medical expenses, enough for me to eat and drink for a long time." ”

FeelingsThis is what you call the bloody disaster in your mouth? Ye Ran was speechless, it was the first time he had seen such a scoundrel.

If you let him follow him, there are only two results, one is that he can't stand being nagged by him, and various accidents may occur under his impetuousness, and the other is that he can't stand being nagged by him, and then he is sent to the hospital. Either way, a blood-light disaster will happen in the end, so no matter what, Brother Divine Stick's divination is not wrong.

Ye Ran was suddenly very curious now, how could this thing live to be so big.

"I admit it, count yourself ruthless, give you a hundred, don't bother me. ”

Brother Shenstick smiled and put the money in his pocket, and said: "Take people's money, eliminate disasters for others, don't worry, I won't take your money for nothing." So saying, he lowered his head and looked around, and it was not long before he found a black green brick stained with mud in the flowerbed next to him.

"As the saying goes, no matter how high the kung fu is, you are afraid of bricks, this principle is the same in our feng shui, dirty things are the master who deceives good and fears evil, as long as you hold this brick, the bad luck on your body will soon dissipate. ”

You just talk about it, I haven't heard of a feng shui master who uses bricks to ward off evil spirits. Although he didn't believe it in his heart, Ye Ran still took the bricks, and he didn't want to argue about anything now, as long as the goods could leave quickly, and after the goods left, he would throw away the bricks.

As if he had guessed what Ye Ran was thinking, Brother Shen Stick said with a straight expression: "This brick must be held in your hand for more than half an hour to completely get rid of the bad luck on your body, and you must not put it down in advance on the way, I am a little worried, let's go to school with you, it will take almost half an hour to walk from here to Jinhua University." ”

"How do you know that I am a student of Jinhua University?" Ye Ran frowned and asked, he remembered that he had never mentioned that he was a student just now, how did the other party know?

I saw that Brother Shen's expression was stunned, and he took out a small green book from his arms with a smile, which was the student ID card that Fang Fang selected for Ye Ran yesterday, "I'm sorry, professional habits, I'll give it back to you." ”

"With this technology, you just stole my wallet directly, why do you have to keep pestering me?" Ye Ran searched all over his body but didn't find his student ID, and he was amazed that he was actually stolen by the other party unknowingly.

Brother Shen Stick smiled and replied: "The so-called theft also has a way, my main job is divination and fortune telling, and other small means are just side businesses derived from eating for a while, and I won't use it until I have to, just now if you compromise slowly, I will steal your wallet." ”

"Then do I have to feel lucky?" Ye Ran pursed his lips, feeling a little depressed, as the fiancΓ© of a generation of Immortal Jun Yun Shuiyao, it was really embarrassing to be stolen by a mortal. "I feel like you're a lot more skilled in your side hustle than your main hustle. ”

"Hehe, the more you use it, the more you become proficient. "Brother Shenzhu is not ashamed but proud, just now he said that he couldn't use it as a last resort, but now he said that he will be proficient when he uses it too much?

"Brother, in fact, I have other side hustles, this is my business card, you can contact me if you need it. ”

Looking at the "business card" handed by the other party, the corners of Ye Ran's mouth twitched slightly, the familiar typography, and the sexy girl on the business card, it was clearly the small card of the legendary "Miss Bao"!

His hand paused in mid-air, not answering, not answering, feeling the strange eyes of the passers-by around him, he couldn't wait to immediately throw that business card on the face of Brother Shengang.

Fortunately, Brother Shenstick quickly noticed Ye Ran's embarrassment, so he explained: "I see that those hotels throw a lot of these cards into the trash every morning, I think it's a waste, so I picked them all up, change the phone number on it, and you can use it directly as a business card." ”

It turned out that this was the case, Ye Ran couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this, he really thought that the side hustle that Brother Shen Stick said was the "Mama Sang" that all men talked about, but fortunately it wasn't. But how long is the brain circuit of this product, normal people will not use this kind of thing as a business card.

Seeing that he accepted the business card, Brother Shenstick opened his mouth to introduce himself: "My name is Luo Chen, mainly engaged in divination and fortune telling, hanging pots to help the world, sideline mud tile holes, prison escape upgrades, mobile phone films, occasionally follow the leader, part-time tour guide, take you to experience the seven-day prison tour ......"

Seven-day tour of Shente Prison, you just said that you were caught stealing things. Ye Ran didn't want to have too much to do with him, he just wanted to go to school early and get rid of this fart.

The two walked side by side and walked very fast, but they didn't know how much impact their combination caused to passers-by.

Needless to say, Luo Chen was dressed as a beggar, he must have been extremely sharp, and Ye Ran was disgusted with Luo Chen, his eyes were full of impatience, coupled with the bricks in his hand, he walked quickly, and he looked murderous in the eyes of passers-by.

There are many people who don't know the truth and think that the two of them are going to gather to fight, but they directly picked up their mobile phones and chose to call the police.

When the two came to the gate of Jinhua University, the doorman saw their formation, and was immediately frightened, thinking that there were criminals who wanted to enter the school to make trouble, and hurriedly used the walkie-talkie to shake people, and after a while, a group of security guards holding electric batons appeared at the school gate......