Chapter 567: The Story of the Monkey
As soon as Duan Xiaobo heard what Youshuo said, he picked up a edamame from the table, threw it in his face, and then pointed at him and said, "I'll sue you, don't take the fifth brother as the eldest brother!"
"Damn, who the are you, looking for a cripple!" Youshuo picked up a bamboo skewer and said, "Come, open your mouth and I'll bake Bobo!"
"Don't be funny!" Duan Xiaobo said with a gesture at Youshuo.
Youshuo put down the sign and said, "What, hurry up and drink, didn't you say that the Finnish one you went to last time was very exciting, you didn't take me there last time, I have to see what it means this time!"
"No, you really want to go, don't you, don't you fall in love with the coal boss's daughter, aren't you afraid that the coal boss will see you when he is prostituting?"
Youshuo picked up the skewer again, pointed at Duan Xiaobo and said, "I'm prostituting your sister, are you looking for me to use a skewer to pierce your mouth, just the daughter of the coal boss, she looks better than your second aunt, do you think I can take a fancy to her!"
Duan Xiaobo gritted his teeth and smiled: "The problem is, the falling flowers are unintentional, so what kind of flowing water is affectionate." ”
"You're almost there, you can't poke words, don't be blind!" Youshuo is really at the level of Duan Xiaobo's fifth grade elementary school.
"Well, don't talk about it! What, there's another thing, the monkey gave me the money today, let me give my brother a few cents!" Duan Xiaobo said, taking a leather bag from the side.
As soon as he heard the penny, Youshuo's eyes stared at the bag in Duan Xiaobo's hand and asked, "What, that Maserati ......?"
"Shhhh
"What, monkeys are so generous?" asked Youshuo and looked at Monkey Zhang.
At this time, Zhang Monkey, who had been drinking with his head bored, raised his eyes and glanced at Youshuo, smiled slightly, and said, "Isn't it just money, hehe, just a few brothers, I never take this seriously." ”
Hearing this, Youshuo didn't know what to say for a while.
When the money was not divided, he thought about it every day, but this time the money was put in front of him, but Youshuo felt that he couldn't reach out.
"What's the matter, I'm sorry to ask for it?" Duan Xiaobo saw Youshuo's expression.
"Damn, who said no, you just want it for me, why don't you!" Youshuo said as he threw the stick to the ground.
"What's that, let me tell me, what about our car, the price is not low, but we also have to keep some original funds, this money has to be rolled up, so that it can roll bigger and bigger, if you squander it on your hand, it won't take a few days, and you will have to build it all!" Duan Xiaobo said that seemed to make sense.
Dayong picked his face and asked, "Xiaobo, you just said how much we can get, right?"
"Rub, it's not your business, it's just the four of us!" Duan Xiaobo said as he took the bag.
"Who are the four of you?" Dayong asked again with the strength of the wine.
Zhang Monkey waved his hand at this time and said, "Okay, don't mention this, brothers will hurt their feelings when they talk about money together, come and drink!"
Zhang Monkey's words can be regarded as brushing this matter over.
Youshuo looked at Duan Xiaobo, and also felt that he was a little imprecise in this matter, you didn't plan to share the money with others, what are you talking about in front of them, who are you going to give it to, you can find a piece of it, don't you get it, clean up this matter!
"Hey, that's right, monkey, I asked you about it last time, but you always don't say it, and now my brother is here, so you can say it, what happened between you and Xiaobo?" Youshuo asked, pointing at Zhang Monkey.
Zhang Monkey touched his mouth and said, "I won't say it, it's not appropriate to talk about this at this time of dinner." ”
"!" Woo Suk scolded, "I found that when we can get together with you, there's no time when we don't drink!"
"!" Zhang Monkey followed with a smile.
"Hurry up, let's talk about it, while the brothers are here today, you can say it's okay, tell the two of you about the unsightly things, it's okay, the brothers can still bear it, don't drink this bit of forced wine, you can't vomit!"
Zhang Monkey nodded, picked his face with his hand, looked at Youshuo and asked, "Do you really want to hear it?"
"Tsk, aren't you, don't you want to listen to what you're talking nonsense about?" Dayong said at this time.
"Okay. Zhang Monkey put down his chopsticks, looked at Duan Xiaobo and said, "That's what they asked me to say." ”
Duan Xiaobo bit a big bite on his waist and said, "Say it." They're willing to listen, and you're willing to say, can I stop it!"
Youshuo pointed at Duan Xiaobo and said with a smile: "You look at his shameless appearance, it's like saying how glorious it is!"
Duan Xiaobo didn't think so, took a bite of the remaining waist on the skewer, and said, "You yourself don't want to listen to it, don't blame me for the consequences." ”
"Hehe, it's nothing more than your shameless little thing. Youshuo said with a smile.
"Hmph, I'm embarrassed, it's a lot, but what I'm saying this time really has nothing to do with that, if you want to listen to it, just listen to it!" Duan Xiaobo said with a big bite without raising his eyelids.
"Do you still want to hear it?" said Zhang Monkey's eyes, which swept over the few people present.
"Say, you're finally going to spit today, and I won't let you say it?" said Youshuo, slapping the table.
Zhang Monkey wiped his mouth and said, "This is what you asked me to say, and it has nothing to do with me." ”
"If you ink again, I'll kick you out!" Youshuo said as he stretched out his feet.
"Okay, I said, don't worry, swallow that mouthful of meat first,, don't swallow it, I'll have to spit it out a few later. Zhang Monkey looked at Li Hong, who was sitting opposite, eating honestly, and said something without saying much.
Before Zhang Monkey spoke, he poured a full glass of liquor into his cup, but no one paid attention to it, and drank it all with his neck tilted, looking like it was really painful to say this.
At this time, six or seven people at the table all looked at Zhang Monkey.
Woo Suk's brows furrowed slightly, as if he had already begun to brew his emotions before he listened.
Because, Zhang Monkey's preparations, no matter who looks at it, they feel a little depressed and a little painful.
It is true that Zhang Monkey has not said anything so far, but he has done enough to the atmosphere, and he is bringing these people at the table step by step to the atmosphere he wants to talk about.
Zhang Monkey was about to speak, so he shook his head and said, "No, I have to drink again......"
"Bang!" a large bottle of liquor paused in front of Zhang Monkey.
Zhang Monkey raised his eyes and looked at the person who pestled the wine bottle in front of him, it was Youshuo.
"Here you go, is it enough, drink enough, say it!" Yushuo followed and gently pushed the bottle towards him.
Zhang Monkey glanced at the wine bottle in front of him, licked his lips, and then said, "It's useless to drink a few handfuls." I don't drink anymore...... Speak directly!"