Chapter 341: The sad Jiang David
In 2021, the slaughterhouse has modernized the slaughter of pigs, and the entire process is completed by the production line. The electric shock rod on the production line will corona the pig and slide it through the chute into the bloodletting plate conveyor to assassinate and bleed. This is followed by scalding and shaving, then hanging up and a machine cutting the pig in half and cutting it step by step, automating the whole process from start to finish.
In 1983, the slaughterhouse was still operated manually, with workers holding sharp knives and, like killers, quickly stabbed each pig in the throat. Each slaughterhouse has to kill twenty or thirty pigs a day, and as many as sixty or seventy, and the butcher who kills the pig is very fast, and it often takes less than a minute to kill a pig. In the language of martial arts, I saw that the butcher was quite good at light body kung fu, coming and going freely among the pigs, an arrow step, an oblique stab, and a long rainbow through the pig. Before the pig could react, he screamed wildly and fell to the ground, blood gushing from his throat, and he couldn't stand up again.
In a slaughterhouse on the outskirts of Yangcheng, a butcher killed 28 pigs in one go with a sharp knife, but stopped in front of the last two pigs. He left pigs under the knife and left two live mouths, not that he had an epiphany and wanted to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, but that the leader had just confessed that he wanted to leave two heads for the comrades from Xiangjiang to kill.
The butcher couldn't understand why the comrades from Xiangjiang didn't go to visit the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, ran to this dirty and smelly slaughterhouse, and killed the pigs himself. It's just that the leader has already confessed, and he doesn't have to ask anything, so he handed the pig-killing knife to Jiang Dawei: "Comrade Jiang, the remaining two pigs are handed over to you." ”
Jiang Dawei held the pig killing in his hand, looking at the red and bright blood on the knife, he felt that the whole world began to spin, and his feet couldn't help but weaken.
The butcher saw that Jiang David's hands were shaking and his feet were shaking, and he thought to himself that this Comrade Jiang was too bold, how could he shake it like this, and grinned: "Comrade Jiang, you don't have to be afraid, this pig killing is very simple, just poke it hard at the pig's neck and it's over." ”
The director of the slaughterhouse also comforted on the side: "Comrade Jiang, killing pigs is very simple, don't be afraid." ”
David Jiang trembled and encouraged himself: "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid at all." ”
Xu Dunyu, who came with David Jiang, couldn't help but think to himself, you are shaking like chaff, and you are not afraid, so if you are afraid, what will you tremble into?
The butcher taught Jiang David the secrets of killing pigs: "You take a deep breath, settle down, hold the handle of the knife tightly with both hands, and keep your eyes firmly on the neck of the pig you want to kill. ”
David Jiang nodded and took a deep breath. It's just that more than twenty pigs have just been killed at the scene, and the air is full of blood. As soon as he inhaled hard, a strong bloody breath poured into his lungs, making his stomach churn, throwing away the pig-killing knife in his hand, and vomiting with a wow-la-wah. He didn't eat in the morning, didn't throw up, just retched.
Xu Dunluo saw that Jiang David's face was pale, his eyes were full of tears, and he was a little unbearable, so he said, "Don't forget it." Killing pigs is really not something ordinary people can do. I'll give Wangqiu a call in a moment to see if there's any other way. We're not going to kill it. ”
Jiang David wiped his eyes and picked up the pig-killing knife that fell on the ground: "It's okay, I can do it." ”
Xu Dun said worriedly: "Are you sure?"
David Jiang said with a firm expression: "In order to play a good role, it is necessary for an actor to experience life. I can do it!"
A hint of admiration flashed in Xu Dunluo's eyes: "You are an amazing actor." ”
David Jiang held the pig-killing knife and stood in place for nearly a minute, calming down the emotions in his heart. He turned his head to look at the butcher and said with a determined expression, "I'm ready!
The butcher was secretly surprised, this person was really strange, he was scared to death just now, and his whole body was like sifting chaff, but he didn't expect that after retching, he seemed to be a different person, so he said: "You can kill." You can kill at any time!"
David Jiang held the hilt of the knife with both hands, roared "ah", and then rushed towards a pig like a charging warrior. With a knife in both hands, he stabbed the pig in the neck.
Although David Jiang has played many heroes and killed people like chopping vegetables in movies, it was the first time he really used a knife, and he was completely inexperienced. His knife was too strong and did not hit the right part.
The pig's laryngeal artery was not punctured, and it let out an earth-shattering wail, and suddenly broke free from the hook that held it in place. It tumbled down from the board and rushed towards David Jiang. The pig is a very smart animal, knowing that it was David Jiang who stabbed his enemy with a knife, he rushed to David Jiang's side, and the "whoop" was a mouthful.
David Jiang was unprepared for this, he didn't expect the pig to break free, let alone the pig to rush over and bite him. Before he could react, the pig bit down on the thigh. He felt a pain in his thigh and screamed in panic: "I've been bitten by a pig!
The butcher, the field manager, Xu Dunluo, and the staff at the scene were all startled, and hurriedly rushed towards Jiang David, wanting to save him from the pig's mouth. It's not that pigs can't understand human speech, otherwise they would definitely shout: "Keep people in your mouth!"
The pig struck a blow, and did not attack again, but ran in the direction of the exit. It was stabbed in the neck by David Jiang, and the wound was very deep. As it ran wildly, the wound spurted blood, and the ground was covered with red dots. When the butcher saw that the pig was about to run, he shouted at the other staff in the slaughterhouse: "Stop the pig, stop the pig!"
The field manager and Xu Dun rushed to Jiang David's side, and they were shocked to see that his inner thighs, near the balls, were dyed red. This pig is too bad to bite anywhere else, but to bite in this kind of place, if you bite off the eggs, your life will be ruined. Xu Dun said worriedly: "David, you, that, are you okay?"
David Jiang said in shock: "I don't know. ”
Xu Dun Luo reminded: "Hurry up and take a look!"
Only then did David Jiang react and quickly took off his pants. At first glance, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, the happiness of the second half of his life was preserved, but a piece of meat on the inner thigh was missing. There are fewer capillaries, more connective tissue, and not much blood. David Jiang patted his chest, thinking that it was okay, otherwise he would be the last eunuch in China.
Xu Dun also breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay." Otherwise, you kid will be miserable in the future. Animal bites should be treated in a timely manner, and the wound should go to the hospital. He turned to the field chief and said, "Do you have a car in the factory, if you have a car, you will send us to the hospital immediately." ”
The director of the field also breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Jiang David's balls were intact: "We only have delivery trucks." ”
Xu Dunyang couldn't care about anything else: "Please send us to the best hospital in Yangcheng immediately." ”
The field manager immediately said: "No problem, I will immediately ask the driver to take you to the hospital." ”
The slaughterhouse truck galloped all the way and sent Xu Dunyang and Jiang Dawei to the Lingnan Provincial People's Hospital.
In the process of seeking medical treatment, the doctor asked Jiang David if he wanted to take anesthetic to treat the wound. Jiang Dawei was afraid that it would affect some abilities in the future, so he refused the anesthetic. So the doctor didn't use anesthetics to treat Jiang Dawei, while using a spray head to flush the wound, while brushing with a shoe brush, and also applying something similar to hand sanitizer. During the whole process, David Jiang cried so much that he cried his father and called his mother, and he didn't see the heroism of the hero in the movie at all. In the end, the doctor stitched Jiang David's wound with ten stitches, which looked like a centipede crawling.
After completing the hospitalization procedures, Xu Dunyang called Xu Wangqiu, briefly explained what happened, and told Xu Wangqiu that David Jiang must be hospitalized for observation, and his role cannot be filmed now, and the filming plan must be adjusted.
Xu Wangqiu was stunned after listening to Xu Dunluo's description, Jiang David went to the pig farm to kill the pig, not only did he not kill the pig, but he was also bitten by the pig, and even the eggs were almost bitten off. David Jiang is too unlucky, such an outrageous thing has been encountered. Fortunately, it's a little worse, otherwise he won't be able to play a hero in the future, he can only play Xiao Guizi!
Xu Wangqiu cleared his throat and said to Xu Dunyu: "Manager Xu, you let David Jiang rest well, don't worry about shooting." We'll adjust the shooting opportunities and wait for him to come back. ”
After hanging up the phone, Xu Wangqiu was about to continue discussing tomorrow's shooting plan with Yan Hao and them, when he saw everyone looking at him with strange eyes, he said, "What's wrong, is there something wrong?"
Yan Hao lowered his voice and said, "I said on the phone just now that when David Jiang killed the pig, he was bitten by the pig?"
Xu Wangqiu had a black line: "I didn't bite the ball, I bit it on the inner thigh, and I almost bit the ball." He waved his hand and said, "David Jiang was bitten by a pig and must be hospitalized for a while." We must adjust the plan, advance other people's plays, and put David Jiang's plays behind. The production crew had to work out a new shooting plan as soon as possible. Yan Hao, you will take everyone to shoot tomorrow. I have to go to the hospital to see David Jiang, I am a director and producer, this kind of thing has happened, I must go and see it. ”
Yan Hao nodded and said, "Leave it to me." ”
The next morning, Xu Wangqiu came out of the building, ready to exercise, and just walked to the staircase when he met Liang Chaowei and Zhou Xingchi. The two saw Xu Wangqiu come forward to say hello, and then lowered their voices and said: "Director, I heard that David Jiang went to the pig killing farm to kill pigs in order to practice murderous spirit, but he was bitten by a pig, and one of the eggs was bitten off, I don't know if it's true?"
Xu Wangqiu had a black line: "Who did you listen to?" He was bitten by a pig, but the balls were fine. ”
Xu Wangqiu ran downstairs for a while, and someone came over and asked mysteriously: "Director, I heard that David Jiang was bitten by a pig, and both eggs were bitten off, I don't know if it's true?"
It didn't take long for someone to ask: "I heard that David Jiang's eggs were bitten off by pigs and eaten by pigs, is it true?"
After breakfast, Xu Wangqiu was about to go to the hospital to see David Jiang, and just after going out, he met Liu Jialing. She looked to the left and right, and said in a low voice: "Director, director, I heard that David Jiang was bitten by a pig when he was practicing murderous qi." She blushed and looked a little embarrassed: "They also said that he was bitten off, is it true?"
"Don't listen to other people's nonsense, it's just that he was bitten on the leg, and he didn't have anything to do with that. As soon as Xu Wangqiu finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong, and glared at Liu Jialing fiercely, "You are a girl, what are you doing with all this." ”
Xu Wangqiu was very speechless in his heart, these Xiangjiang people are really too gossipy, and they like to spread nonsense.
Now even girls like Liu Jialing are talking about this matter, but I am afraid that it will soon reach the ears of the media. With the virtue of the Xiangjiang media, I am afraid that it will not be long before the rumors that David Jiang was bitten by pigs and became a eunuch will fly all over the sky.
This kind of thing is not easy to refute, David Jiang can't take off his pants, let everyone check!