Chapter 1: Elite Warriors
"In the southern city of CZ, the hot summer test people's fighting spirit. ”
"Caojiaping Road, in the kk Internet café, I wore headphones to listen to hy57DJ's hi songs, played QQ speed, and chewed gum in my mouth. ”
"Jingle bell!"
At this time, the rapid mobile phone rang, I took out my mobile phone and glanced at the notes, answered the phone and said, "What is the matter with Xiaoyu?"
"Liu Bei, where are you?" said a young man's voice on the phone.
"What about kk online, what's wrong?" I asked.
"Also put on the net of a hammer, hurry up and shake someone to the people's west!" Xiao Yu said quickly.
"What's the business, I won't go if I don't have any money to earn!" I said, standing up.
"Oh, the head of the two hundred, can't fight, you just come on, pretend to be a hard job!" Xiao Yu said with bared teeth on the phone.
"Okay, as soon as I heard that it was this kind of work that could earn money by pretending to stand for a few minutes, I was immediately very excited, and shouted loudly in the Internet café: Come, do things, the first hundred people, is there anyone going?"
"Don't say I'm black, the middleman makes the difference, I'm a professional drop!"
As soon as the words fell, at least he stood up in an instant similar to a dozen school bully type "elite warriors", there is a technician college nearby, these people can't study well in school, and they are rooted in Internet cafes almost every day, and some people's bodies are sour, sour, feet, bad breath, and a variety of smells are gathered together, and when they get close, it's like a human sewer, but I like them, because they can still earn some extra money. ”
"I looked at my team and was quite satisfied, so I waved my hand and shouted: Go!"
"After a group of more than a dozen of us stopped three or two taxis and came to Renmin West, I called Xiaoyu and asked, "Where are I?" ”
"Come over to the door of Papa!" Xiao Yu replied on the phone.
At the papa door, I saw Xiao Yu go up and bared his teeth and punched him and asked, "What's the matter? I brought this person to you, I have nothing to do, I have to see the money later." ”
"You can rest assured! You are indispensable, you are not short of money to do things with me, Xiaoyu looked at me speechlessly and said. ”
"What's the matter?" I asked curiously.
"What can you do at the bar, you drink too much and get into a fight!" Xiao Yu squinted at me and said.
"OK I understand," I nodded
Immediately, Xiaoyu took out the phone and broadcast the phone to find our clerk and said, "Brother Chao, we are here, you can come out first." ”
"Okay, wait a minute, that idiot doesn't know I'm going to fuck him, Brother Chao replied in a stiff tone, obviously not lacking drink. ”
Brother Chao came out and beckoned to us, we walked over and Xiao Yu asked, "When will Brother Chao do it?" ”
"I'll do it when he comes out, that kid is still drinking inside, why don't you go in and have fun together?" Brother Chao said invitedly. ”
"No, doing things is doing things, just wait at the door!" I said.
"Okay, then I'll go in first, and when he comes out, I'll follow him out, and then I'll just point my hand at you, don't get used to it, just clean it up!"
"Okay, Xiao Yu and I nodded at the same time."
"About half an hour later, Brother Chao and his party came out, but they were followed by a group of people, about seven or eight people, about twenty years old on average, all of them were drunk. ”
Brother Chao glanced at us, and Xiao Yu and I immediately understood that the group in the back was the protagonist of our errand tonight. ”
"When the guy walked to the door, I immediately felt that the time was ripe to do it, they had already walked out of the bar corridor, and even if there was a fight, the bar security would not care, because it was no longer in the bar. ”
"Xiao Yu and I threw down the cigarette butts at the same time, stood up and said: Let's do it, rush them away in one round!!"
The so-called dozen or so "elite warriors" in the back suddenly stared at the ignorant little eyes, and their expressions were very murderous..."
"I'll fuck you!" Xiao Yu roared and rushed over!
"Peng!"
A fist smashed directly and violently on the person's nose, and the person instantly jumped in pain, took a step back and shouted: What are you doing??"
"Fuck you!!!!
"This person was suddenly furious, and he fought back at me and Xiaoyu!"
"But this person obviously drank too much, and his body is a little fluttery!"
"How can such a state be our opponent?"
"That's it, Xiao Yu and I caught this person is a beating, I have been with Xiao Yu for many years, and the cooperation is quite tacit, he punches, I will slap him!"
"And with the words of your mother, you little bastard, give this man a powerful contempt and aura oppression..."
"This man's friend was beaten up by the group of "elite warriors" behind me!"
"All of them have already drunk five confusions, and they have already lost their combat effectiveness, and an overwhelming battle has begun!!"
"This group of teams pulled from the school, to be honest, they beat people who didn't have the power to fight back, they were really ruthless, all of them were rushing to step on their heads, and with the problem of the atmosphere infecting, it was more difficult to step on than the other. ”
"After about a minute, Xiaoyu and I saw that it was almost the same, plus these people drank too much wine, so they were afraid that something would happen, so they quickly stopped. ”
"After talking a little later, after leaving this sentence, Xiaoyu and I left with a group of people"
"Afterwards, in front of Brother Chao's car, brother, haha, relieved, Brother Chao said to us with a smile!"
"Hehe, Xiao Yu and I smiled and didn't squeak. ”
"How many of you are here?" asked Brother Chao.
"Add the two of us, fifteen in total," Xiao Yu replied.
"According to what was said in advance, one two hundred, a total of three thousand, come and take it, and then Brother Chao took out the money and gave it to us, we took it and said a few words to Brother Chao, and left directly"
"How much money are you talking about with that group of school soldiers?" Xiao Yu asked me with bared teeth. ”
"One hundred, otherwise what money will we make, I said shamelessly. ”
"Young man, there is progress. ”
"Must drop!!Xiao Yu and I both laughed shamelessly"
"Don't say we're black, because that's how people make money when they come out to help people shovel things. ”
"Then we walked to the group of school soldiers, after one person gave a hundred yuan, there was still one thousand seven, Xiao Yu took a thousand, I took seven hundred, I don't have any opinion, because after all, this job was taken by Xiao Yu. ”
"Xiaoyu and I have known each other since childhood, and we are one of the few good brothers, and our relationship has always been very good. ”
"Will you go to play in style?" Xiaoyu looked at me and said. ”
"No, I've been very poor lately... I shook my head. ”
"Then it's not interesting for me to go alone, go home!" Xiaoyu replied. ”
"Can't you please me??" I said shamelessly. ”
"Don't say why I'm so shameless, because I'm really shameless..."
"It's hard to make money now, is hard to eat! And this kind of work is not something that can be done every day..."
"Of course, I don't like you to say that I am a vagrant, I have positioned myself as a bohemian street ruffian on the streets of Chenz..."
"Why do you say you're a street ruffian, instead of saying you're in the middle of society?"
"Because I'm like this, I'm really embarrassed to say that I came out to mix..."
"But my brother also has a lot of business, and the main business is: code people to do things, ask people for accounts, and some pretending to be forced to make money!"
"Of course, it also depends on whether the other party is hard or not, if I encounter hard stubble, I will choose to extinguish the fire as soon as possible, turn around and run away.."
"Okay.. Okay, I'll ask you!" Xiao Yu held back for a long time, squinted at me and said. ”
"Brother Yu is destined to be a heartthrob, and I suddenly slapped a sycophant. ”
"That's it, Xiaoyu and I walked into the style, soaked our feet for a while, and after about an hour, we came out and took a taxi home, both of us live in Caojiaping, not far from each other!"
"When I got home, I took a simple shower and fell asleep in a daze!"