Chapter 500: Happy Birthday
Since you are being targeted, you can't do nothing.
Han Jue's public relations was introduced by Xia Yuan, called Yan Xu, who has handled many celebrity crises, is proficient in business, and the cost is very expensive. Xu means to boast and say big things, but Yan Xu is a person who is very rigorous in doing things, acts neatly and neatly, and does not like nonsense.
When he saw Han Jue, Yan Xu said that he wanted to know all the truth, but Han Jue himself didn't know all the truth of the matter, and he couldn't tell it at all. Yan Xu stared at Han Jue, thinking that Han Jue was hiding something. Yan Xu said that as a public relations officer, he had seen too many celebrities with different appearances, and if Han Jue had no psychological burden, he would not say it. He had to know the truth before he could whitewash it or make up a story.
Making up a story that catches the eye and is easy to spread is a routine practice of public relations. A good story always brings huge traffic, and apologies and reversals don't matter.
Han Jue rolled his eyes, and brought out the story he had made up a long time ago, severe depression, memory loss, inability to remember things, and forgetting that he had been to Qiong Province with Weng Nanxi. also showed Yan Xu the scar on his wrist.
The PR didn't think about it anymore, but said that it was good and could be used.
Then they start to predict the worst-case outcome, and then work backwards to execute the strategy at the worst-case point, so that the scope of operation can be done in the broadest range.
The worst result is that the photos are exposed, the [scumbag] character is solid, the photos are bought, the initiative is in someone else's, and Han Jue can only remedy it.
"To gain the sympathy of public opinion, there are only two ways, the child or the condition. "Public relations and Han Jue said.
Han Jue has no children, only a cat, and his condition is ready-made, that is, to expose the scar on his wrist, and then go to make up for a depression certificate and slightly modify the date of the visit.
Once the photos of his trip with Weng Nanxi in Qiong Province were exposed, Han Jue released proof of depression and created new topics, such as the relationship with Weng Nanxi was actually not so good, in order to divert the focus.
The only side effect is that when merchants ask Han Jue to endorse products in the future, depression will be counted as a risk.
Han Jue listened to this whole set of public relations processing processes, and he was not happy at all.
If he doesn't play the depression card, his image will be bad and he will become a scumbag, how much fans of [Workplace Couple] like them, how much they will dislike Han Jue afterwards, the commercial value will be damaged, "Time and Space Traveler" will become a joke, and more importantly, he will lose the approval of Zhang's father.
But playing the depression card, although public opinion can be saved, it will still lose the approval of Zhang's father.
Because no father would easily entrust his daughter's happiness to a man who may die of illness at any time.
Han Jue said that this set of methods should be retained, so that Yan Xu could not cut off the crisis from the source. Yan Xu has no opinion, it is his style to make more preparations, so he spreads his net, investigates the person who bought the photo, and negotiates with him after finding the other party, and uses black material to negotiate if the money can't be negotiated. "Everyone has black material, and even if there is no black material, black material will be made. After the public relations said this, he asked Han Jue to wait at home.
"I've heard that a very powerful hacker can get into someone else's computer and delete the photos!" Xiao Zhou gave a very dirty suggestion.
Although Han Jue was moved, he knew that dealing with those people was a danger in itself.
After sending Yan Xu, Han Jue came up with a way by himself.
Since no matter how much he saves it in the end, he will lose Zhang Yaohui's recognition, it is better for him to strike preemptively and get Zhang Yaohui's blessing before the photo is exposed. Once Zhang Yaohui is recognized, no matter how the photo is exposed, it doesn't matter how it affects Han Jue.
Han Jue thinks it's time to let Zhang Yaohui know that he and Zhang Yiman are in love.
Han Jue is still a little confident in getting Zhang Yaohui's recognition.
A few days ago, "Let's Be in Love" was updated, Zhang Yiman and her father watched it together as usual, and after watching it, Zhang Yaohui told Zhang Yiman when he would invite Han Jue to come to the house for a meal. Zhang Yiman was as happy as a well-slept Zhang San, and he called Han Jue that night and told Han Jue about it.
Thinking of Zhang Yiman, Han Jue was a little strange. Today is his birthday, and so far, he has not received a message from Zhang Yiman.
Something is very wrong.
Han Jue was shocked and asked, "Is this the fifth prank?"
"What, what, what?" Xiao Zhou frowned, very puzzled.
Guan Yi looked calm and said, "No." ”
Han Jue didn't believe it, "Really, not?"
"If I lie to you, I will expel myself from the division!" Xiao Zhou shouted.
However, after Han Jue listened, the suspicion on his face did not diminish at all.
Guan Yi said: "The things we just talked about are things that can't be exposed, so you're not in a prank." ”
Han Jue nodded, feeling that it made sense, Guan Yi would not be so unreliable in doing things, since he had just said the secret, it proved that he was not in the prank.
Xiao Zhou felt that he had sworn a very poisonous oath but did not let Han Jue pay attention to it, and suddenly he was so angry that he screamed, and he wanted to hit the steering wheel with his forehead. But Guan Yi sat next to him, and self-harm became a luxury.
Han Jue ignored Xiao Zhou's little emotions, but tried his best not to think about some terrible things, he could only think about whether Zhang Yiman's mobile phone fell into the toilet, so he didn't text and make calls, or was the mobile phone stolen?
In the end, I didn't come up with a result, and I arrived at my destination.
Due to the addition of the fourth prank, after recording "Extreme Man", Han Jue still couldn't get off work early.
The car stopped under the apartment building in the twilight of dusk, and when I opened the door, the air of the street was already filled with the thick smell of dinner smoke.
When the two security guards saw Han Jue's car, they immediately trotted over, and stood by the car door one after the other in a well-trained manner, looking at passers-by one to prevent possible accidents.
Han Jue already knew that today was the birthday of his body, although he was not his birthday, but his friends came to celebrate his birthday, it was a kindness, and Han Jue would not be stupid enough to drive everyone back. Since they were going to have a lively dinner together, Han Jue invited Guan Yi and Xiao Zhou to go upstairs to eat together.
Xiao Zhou happily agreed, he had coveted Jarenz's game hall for a long time, and he had no time to play before, this time he wanted to forget his homework and forget his work, and have a good time.
Although Guan Yi agreed, he said that he would go and pick up his daughter-in-law first.
Guan Yi sat in the driver's seat and drove the car away, and Han Jue took Xiao Zhou upstairs.
Xiao Zhou couldn't wait to visit the game hall first, drooling as if he had eaten the main meal, and said that he would come up later.
Han Jue didn't care about Xiao Zhou, he called Zhang Yiman, but no one answered. Call Gu Fan, Gu Fan is touring in Black Province and can't come over. called Zhang Zishang, Zhang Zishang also had an itinerary at night, and called Xiao Fan, Xiao Fan was preparing for the performance of "There is Hip Hop", and after congratulating Han Jue, he couldn't come over. Han Jue sighed, everyone is very busy.
When he arrived at home, Han Jue fed some cat food for Valentine's Day, washed up, changed his clothes and slippers, and then carried the well-fed black cat into the elevator to Jallens's house.
Got out of the elevator and turned into the entrance, and found that the light in the living room was still dark, and there was no one inside.
Of course, Han Jue didn't feel that everyone had abandoned him, and after a day's prank recording today, Han Jue's alertness was unprecedentedly high. He can now say that what he is most afraid of seeing is all kinds of pranks, all kinds of surprises.
Han Jue glanced at the entertainment hall where the lights were not turned on and the visibility was almost none, and muttered, "It's not there." ”
Valentine's Day in his arms "meowed" at the right time.
Han Jue stood for a moment, then pressed the elevator.
Except for the sound of the elevator running, there was no movement in the room.
Song Yin and his group, who were hiding in the room, waited with bated breath for three minutes, and waited for enough flowers to thank them, and found that Han Jue seemed to have taken the elevator downstairs to go back, and they couldn't help but look at each other one by one, sighing that the battle had failed.
More than a dozen of them hid in the room, some holding balloons, some holding small salutes, and some holding rolling paper horns that sounded when they were blown out. After they received the report from the security guard, they deliberately hid it, and when they waited for Han Jue to find it, they suddenly jumped out to give Han Jue a birthday surprise.
As a result, Han Jue seemed to see no one, muttered, and went downstairs?
I don't come in and take two steps to find someone???
"Eh, don't worry, maybe he will come up when he goes downstairs and finds that we are still not there," Song Yin opened the door lightly, pricked up his ears and listened for a while, and then walked out with a big grin, "Let's wait for the elevator to wait, and when the elevator door opens, we will keep him...... Ouch my grass !!"
Song Yin howled hoarsely, his legs weakened, and he sat on the ground with his ass.
The people in the room discussed the second plan, and when Song Yin shouted, they were also frightened one by one.
Song Yin sat on the ground, holding his heart and panting, looking at the [cathead] with glowing eyes in front of him, and his heart palpitated.
Han Jue took the black cat off his head and pursed his lips disdainfully, "The carving insect skills that are not even at the entry level want to scare me?"
On Valentine's Day, he grinned and meowed, and he was also laughing at Song Yin.
The interest in firing the salute and blowing the horn was gone, and a group of relieved people walked out of the room, "When did you come here?!"
Of course, Han Jue pressed the elevator, he didn't go down, he quietly walked over with Valentine's Day, waited next to the master bedroom, and put Valentine's Day on his head to prepare to surprise them.
A man and a cat stood by the door, and the ticket inspector mocked the people who passed in front of them with resentment.
"You little guy don't scream!" Pei Qing poked Valentine's head with his finger.
"Meow!" meowed on Valentine's Day and bit Pei Qing's finger with his mouth.
Pei Qing immediately retracted his fingers. She rushed from the studio, these days she has been in retreat, painting without distraction, that is, Han Jue's birthday can call her out of the studio, and she has to continue to paint after eating the cake later, but she doesn't dare to let her fingers be bitten.
"It's a pity! almost!" Jalens lamented.
"It's far from it, okay. Han Jue gave a realistic blow mercilessly.
Jalens left the dog downstairs for this prank, and now he is going to fetch the dog back.
When Xia Yuan, who walked at the end, came out, there was no obvious loss on his face.
"I still need to work hard, I don't know what concept ...... ten paragraphs of eyesight!"
"Smack!"
Xia Yuan unscrewed the small salute.
Han Jue and Valentine's Day were all trembling and startled.
Streamers fell on Han Jue's head.
Xia Yuan grinned, "Happy birthday." ”
The meals ordered from the high-end hotels have not yet been delivered, and it is rare for everyone to gather together to sit and chat.
Han Jue first talked about the four pranks he encountered when recording "Extreme Man" today, and let these rookies feel what professional pranks are like. Everyone was impressed.
then talked about the film company that Han Jue, Jalens, Xia Yuan, and Wang Zhi co-founded together.
Jalens has changed a lot now, and the biggest change is that he no longer dictates everything.
When a group of people are doing something together, only the least important person will think about messing it up, because messing up things can make them feel that they have become important for a while.
Jalens is studying hard to make himself important. He wants to open up a small island in the film and television industry controlled by the arrogant Chinese people, and take in people from all over the world who want to make movies seriously. He needs the help of Han Jue, Xia Yuan, and Wang Zhi for this dream, and he doesn't want to become unimportant without money.
"I don't know what to prepare for my birthday, so I'll give you a house. Jalens said to Han Jue.
Han Jue thought that Jarens was talking about giving another set in the apartment.
As a result, as soon as Jalens told the address, Han Jue knew that the house sent by Jalens was better and more expensive. Although Han Jue is used to living here, he easily refuses to move. But the idea of a cunning rabbit was deeply rooted in his mind, and it was always good to have an extra house.
Han Jue was not polite to Jarenz, and felt that he had to change the bad habit of not being able to get rid of his birthday.
Jarens's local tyrant is already quite famous in the circle, and people often ask Han Jue where a friend like Jalens is allocated, and they want it too.
Later, he talked about the new movie that Director Sun was preparing.
In the middle of the conversation, Han Jue's mobile phone rang, and it turned out to be Zhang Yiman calling.
Han Jue hurriedly answered the phone.
"Uncle......
On the phone, Zhang Yiman's tone seemed to have been greatly wronged, which frightened Han Jue.
"What's wrong?" Han Jue stood up, his face full of anxiety.
"Uncle, where are you?" asked Zhang Yiman.
"I'm at home! Where are you?"
"I'm at your door, why don't you open the door when I knock?"
"......" Han Jue's shoulders collapsed suddenly.
"I'm upstairs at Jarens's house," Han Jue rubbed his temples, and after figuring out that nothing had happened to Zhang Yiman, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then lifted a sigh of relief, "When did you come?"
"It's been more than half an hour......"
"Why didn't you call me earlier?" Han Jue walked towards the elevator.
"I want to surprise you," Zhang Yiman said stupidly.
Han Jue sighed heavily.
I don't know what's going on with this group of people, Zhang Zishang is, Jalens is, Zhang Yiman too, do you have to give a surprise when it's a birthday? Can't you have an ordinary birthday?!
Han Jue took the elevator to the floor of his house, and when he stepped out of the elevator, he saw Zhang Yiman dressed in a low-key manner, squatting pitifully at the door of his house. On the side are big bags of stuff.
The moment he saw Zhang Yiman, Han Jue obviously felt that the entire corridor was a lot brighter.
Zhang Yiman saw Han Jue. She stood up and rushed towards Han Jue.
"Let's chirp!" Zhang Yiman jumped on Han Jue's body and lit his lips on Han Jue's face like rain.
"Happy birthday!"