Chapter 860 Oh, Man! (Ask for Subscription)
Just like what Master Confucius said and his old man - only women and villains are difficult to raise.
I offended this woman all of a sudden. I'm afraid it's going to be over
Li Zhan hurriedly waved his hand at this time, and said with an explanation on his face: "Le Yao, you misunderstood, this time you really misunderstood me, how could I get distracted when I chatted with you, just now I was listening to you carefully at the meeting, but I was suddenly accidentally choked by milk tea, so my choked brain was a little unconscious, and I forgot what you just said!"
"And I don't know what's going on, my brain hurts a little lately, I often can't remember things, some things have just been done, and I forgot about them later, and there are some things I just put there, and then after a while I forget where I put them!"
"This time it's really an accident, for the sake of this accident, you don't have to worry about me anymore, it's a big deal that I'll ask for milk tea this time!"
When he thought of this, Li Zhan was not only a little painful.
Like this kind of milk tea shop near the TV station, the milk tea sold is generally relatively expensive, and a cup of milk tea costs 50 yuan.
Two cups of milk tea add up to at least a hundred yuan.
But as long as this woman's anger can be appeased, 100 yuan is 100 yuan, what's the big deal.
Alas, this damn bubble tea shop owner, how can a cup of milk tea be sold so expensive?
Selling milk tea is too profitable.
100 yuan is enough for him to buy a box of fragrant milk tea.
It seems that after waiting for yourself to be out of gas in the future, you can also choose to open a bubble tea shop!
After all, it seems that this bubble tea shop is still quite profitable now.
Le Yao heard Li Zhan's words at this time, and suddenly looked at Li Zhan with a concerned face: "Li Zhan, you have nothing to do, I seem to have heard others say that you seem to have Alzheimer's disease in this condition, if you have time, you must go to the hospital to see, this disease is not a small disease!"
"Bah, you have to ...... How can I get Alzheimer's, I'm young now, okay?"
Li Zhan heard Le Yao's words of concern, and hurriedly said.
Isn't he just telling a lie?
How was it mistaken for Alzheimer's disease!
It seems that what the adults said is indeed right, children can't lie.
No, because I told a lie, retribution came.
Alzheimer's disease?
What are you kidding, I'm only in my twenties, okay?
This is obviously at the time of youth, how can you get Alzheimer's disease?
However, the symptoms I just described seem to be quite similar to Alzheimer's disease.
Although Li Zhan explained, Le Yao didn't believe it at all, and still said with a firm face: "Li Zhan, I forgive you this time, I know that you are because of Alzheimer's disease, so you forgot what I just said, in fact, you don't need to be like this, you should go to the doctor if you are sick!"
When Li Zhan heard Le Yao's words at that time, he just wanted to say: "Ruthless!"
Now that I'm telling the truth, why doesn't anyone believe it?
This world is really too strange, some people believe me when I told a lie just now, but now I tell the truth, but no one believes it.
Is this the retribution of lying?
O heaven, O earth, I will never dare to tell a lie again, so let me go this time.
Li Zhan looked at Le Yao and said with a sad and angry face again: "You misunderstood, I'm really not sick!"
"No, you're sick!"
"I'm not sick!"
"You're sick!"
"I'm not sick!"
......
At this time, the owner of the bubble tea shop standing at the front desk heard the words of the two people, and he was simply confused.
What the hell is wrong with these two people?8090
Could it be that these two people are playing some kind of cosplay?
Hey, I didn't expect celebrities to be so good at playing.
Le Yao, a star, looks cold all day long, and people call him the goddess of icebergs, but they didn't expect this goddess of icebergs to like this tune.
The owner of the bubble tea shop couldn't help but complain in his heart at this time: "Your circle is really messy!"
Carefully filled a handful of melon seeds from the drawer, and while snorting the melon seeds, he watched what cosplay the two big stars were playing there.
Forget it, I still don't bother them, I still want to be a silent melon-eating audience.
The owner of the bubble tea shop glanced at the tablet in front of him again, looked at the Mary Sue romance drama playing in the computer, and suddenly felt that this Mary Sue romance was not fragrant.
What kind of TV series are you watching?
Is it interesting that this TV series still has this celebrity live-action cosplay?
The Mary Sue TV series is really weak compared to the star's live-action cosplay.
The manager of the bubble tea shop couldn't help but sigh at this time, it seems that he is really naïve, he originally thought that the plots in the TV series were bloody enough, but he didn't expect that the things in the reality of celebrities would be even more bloody!
But this blood, I like it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey......
The two of them went back and forth like this for nearly ten minutes, until the voices of both of them were hoarse, and Li Zhan realized that he had just made a very stupid decision, and he actually reasoned with a woman there.
What is this not a stupid decision?
"Okay, okay, I'm sick!"
Li Zhan suddenly said very helplessly at this time.
Le Yao heard Li Zhan's words, and said with a smile at this time: "Look, look, you finally admit that you are sick, just now you were a dead duck with a hard mouth, saying that you are not sick, heh, man!"
Ouch I'll go.
What is called "Oh, man." ”
I'm a man who just doesn't want to see you like a woman anymore, okay?
It made me feel like I had done something unreasonable.
Is there a mistake?
Li Zhan suddenly couldn't help but say at this time: "I'm sick, do you have medicine?"
"Giggle ......"
When Le Yao heard Li Zhan's words, she suddenly leaned back and laughed.
She really didn't expect the man in front of her to say such a thing.
Is this man a tease sent by the monkeys?
Either way, she was really happy.
Yes, very happy.
"Hahahahaha......"
Li Zhan saw Le Yao smiling so happily, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh too.
Seeing the playful smile on the corner of Lan Yao's mouth, Li Zhan knew at this time that he had been tricked by this woman just now.
Thinking of this, Li Zhan couldn't help but feel very embarrassed.
is also a man, and he was played around by this woman.
Shame, shame, shame.
I really don't have the face to be a man.
"Hey, hey, have you laughed enough, are you so funny? You haven't laughed in years!"
Li Zhan saw that Le Yao had been smiling heartlessly all the time, and not only said helplessly.