Chapter 53: The Monk's Chat Group (I)

"How did you do that?" Yun Shuiyao asked curiously.

If it was just an ordinary disguise technique, she wouldn't be so surprised, but Ye Ran gave her the feeling at the moment as if she had completely changed someone.

"This is the talent that Xiaohua awakened after signing a contract with Xiaohua, and is able to change her appearance into her fantasy and gain some of her abilities at the same time. Ye Ran opened his mouth to explain, with a hint of disgust in his eyes, as if he was very dissatisfied with the current appearance.

"And what abilities have you gained?"

Yun Shuiyao seemed to be very interested in this supernatural power, and he was not in a hurry to take off his clothes.

Hearing this, Ye Ran rolled his eyes with great charm, and complained helplessly: "There is nothing, Xiaohua is relatively weak, and she has only awakened this magical power at present...... It is said that other people's demon pets are all heaven and earth, and they are omnipotent, why do my demon pets have no other skills except for letting me wear women's clothes!"

Two days ago, after he heard Xiaohua talk about this magical power, he almost couldn't help but directly detonate her divine soul and send her away happily!

This is probably the most wasteful demon pet ever.

I thought I would never be able to use this ability in my life, but I didn't expect it, to make people!

He let out a long sigh and said, "Let's start, although it's still my body, but it's become a woman's appearance, even if you strip naked, you won't feel too embarrassed." ”

That resentful look, even Yun Shuiyao, the fairy, couldn't help but have a feeling of pity when I saw it.

……

When the "Reincarnation Sutra" was completely integrated into Ye Ran's bloodline, the sky was already slightly bright, and Yun Shuiyao didn't expect it to take so much time.

As a result, in the end, Ye Ran didn't even learn a spell and was kicked out of the tent.

Since he was still in a woman's state, his beautiful red dress was like a bright light in the night, attracting the attention of many night vigil disciples, who gathered around to talk.

Being stared at by so many people, if he lifted his transformation on the spot, he might have some strange gossip the next day, and maybe he would be regarded as a pervert.

Ye Ran had no choice but to pretend to be a cold queen, ignore the person who was talking, and walk back to his tent.

Since he wouldn't gather until noon to enter the Void Realm, he still had time to rest.

took out his mobile phone and was about to set an alarm clock for himself, but at this time, Ye Ran saw a WeChat message prompt.

"Yushu Linfeng Chen Tai Sin invites you to join the Monks of Love and Peace chat group. ”

Sure enough, the times have progressed, and even the monks have a chat group, so why did Chen Poyan suddenly invite him to join this group?

With curiosity, Ye Ran agreed.

System prompt: Xiaoyezi has joined this group.

At this time, this chat group didn't know what issues were being discussed, and the chat was very hot, and the news of his joining the group was dropped at once.

Ye Ran smiled slightly, he wanted to see what these monks who usually felt very tall and noble were talking about.

Count the Heavenly Dao: "Brothers, don't say that the old man is not righteous, if it weren't for this number of two-color balls in the next issue, I would eat the phone screen on the spot!"

Yiyang Jianxian: "I believe you are a ghost, last time you said that the stock market is good, and the US stock market will rise, I listened to your words and threw all the coffin boards into it, but it plummeted, and I was all trapped, and I ate steamed buns and pickles for two whole months! Unscrupulous profiteer, pay back my hard-earned money!"

Ye Ran: "......"

Count the Heavenly Daoist: "Yiyang Daoist don't be impatient, what you see is just the appearance, although the U.S. stock market is still falling, but the old man believes that it will not be long before it rebounds." ”

"If you don't have enough money, I can lend you some, just mortgage your Pure Yang Sword to me. ”

Yunmeng Fairy: "Hehe, the spirit of the Heavenly Daoist is good, I came to cheat and cheat again early in the morning, how did the computer screen taste last time?" ”

Count the Heavenly Daoists: "...... After all, don't expose my scars, okay?"

This matter has to start from half a year ago.,A senior cultivator was suddenly added to the group.,I happened to see the Heavenly Daoist boasting about the winning numbers of the next lottery.,And then he followed and bought a lot of notes.。

Needless to say, the result is known, and the loss is lost. The old-timer was annoyed and angry, chased and killed the Heavenly Dao man for thousands of miles, and forced him to fulfill his promise and ate a whole computer screen, which was still a thirty-two-inch curved screen!

Even if the Heavenly Dao is a well-known figure in the cultivation world, after eating the computer screen, he actually got constipation, because of this incident, he was not less teased by everyone.

I also heard that he stayed in the toilet for a whole month, and when his fellow disciples passed by the toilet door, he could often hear a familiar piece of music sounding:

"Chrysanthemum remnants, full of wounded ......"

After this incident, every time the Tiandao people brag in the group, they only eat the mobile phone screen......

Yunmeng Fairy was playful, and deliberately teased: "Count yourself as a friend of the Heavenly Dao, Ru Zhiju, how are you okay?"

Teasing the Heavenly Dao people is the happiest time in the group every day, and every time at this time, the people in the group are extremely united, and even the members of the diving team have come out and imitated the Yunmeng Fairy.

Qingyin Fairy: "Count as a friend of the Heavenly Dao, Ru Zhiju, how are you doing?"

Fusheng Daoist: "Count as a friend of the Heavenly Dao, Ru Zhiju, how are you doing?"

Zen Master Dusk: "Count yourself as a friend of the Heavenly Dao, Ru Zhiju, how are you doing?"

……

Ye Ran: "......"

Are these people really monks? Chen Poyan is afraid that he has been dragged into a group of fake monks!

Koi Zhao Xiaoou: "Hehe, everyone is ridiculing the seniors again." ”

Yiyang Sword Immortal: "it! Catch the koi fish, and make a wish to comprehend the sword heart this year!"

"Make a vow. ”

"Wish+1"

"Wish+10086......"

Yunmeng Fairy: "Xiao Ou, have you done something inappropriate recently to show off to us?"

Zhao Xiaoou of the Tianshan Xuanxin Sect is currently recognized as a koi in the cultivation world and a model of inappropriate people.

What is the name of the Emperor Ou, she is the Emperor of the Ou! Breaking through sleep, picking up money on the road is a trivial matter for her, once she does not get up, it is even more terrifying than the legendary Mahayana monk!

For example, twenty years ago, a powerful demon sect was born, and there were many masters of the Jindan period in the gate, and their comprehensive strength was completely comparable to that of a first-class sect.

This sect discovered the tomb of a powerful monk by chance, and in order to obtain the treasures in the tomb, all the masters in the sect poured out of the nest.

After investigation, it was found that the owner of the tomb was a formation master, and for the sake of safety, they captured a lot of innocent mortals nearby to explore the way for them.

At that time, Zhao Xiaoou was only five years old, and he had not yet stepped into the threshold of cultivation, and he was also arrested.

The people of the Demon Gate drove her to the front to explore the way, but as a result, Zhao Xiaoou's European Qi fully exploded, perfectly avoiding all the formations, but the disciples of the Demon Gate who followed behind fell into the dangerous killing formation one by one.

In the end, Zhao Xiaoou not only got the treasures in the ancient tomb, but also walked out safely.

As for the people of the Demon Gate, they were all wiped out, and a powerful sect collapsed overnight......