Zhang Yifei was sitting by the bamboo pond of the Zhao family's old house at the moment, bored and poking the fish in the pond with a sharp bamboo pole, and Shen Chongwu, the old man of Zhao who heard the sound, rushed out in a panic.

"Ahh

Zhang Yifei suddenly laughed and dropped the bamboo pole.

On the surface of the pond, there were already a few koi fish that had been poked to death by bamboo poles, and they flicked a few times in despair from time to time, and they didn't blink their eyes.

Old Man Zhao's heart seems to have been hollowed out, and that feeling is like the taste of broken love: "My fish ......" Old Man Zhao wanted to cry without tears, standing by the pond and stamping his feet.

"Old man, you mourn. Zhang Yifei smiled and explained: "I just poked a few and you ran out with a flying walk, the old man is deaf and clear-sighted, and his skills have not diminished, which is really gratifying......

"You shut up Lao Tzu!" Old Man Zhao shouted, "Who told you to scourge my fish?"

Zhang Yifei lowered his head embarrassedly, wrung his fingers timidly, and said softly: "I came a few days ago and brought gifts no matter what I said, but today I came in a hurry, and I didn't bring a gift, so I can't enter your old door empty-handed." ”

Old Man Zhao had a black line on his face: "So you poke the fish in my pond and plan to bring it to me?"

"Originally, I wanted to go down and catch it, but you also know that the weather is cold now, so there are only a few pokes, and you should always know that borrowing flowers to offer Buddha is also an elegant thing. ”

"Shut up, come as you come, and don't give me any gifts, much less harm my fish...... Wait, what's wrong with your neck? It's bruised and swollen, and there are tooth marks, have you been bitten by a dog?"

Zhang Yifei's head slowly shrugged down, this is a sad thing.

"It's not that I'm bitten by a dog, but I'm guilty of a slut, unilateral abuse!"

"Who? who dares to abuse you?" said Old Man Zhao was furious.

Although I don't want to see Zhang Yifei now, these are two different things, and it is another thing for someone to dare to abuse the descendants of the Zhao family.

Zhang Yifei sighed faintly: "Forget it, don't care, don't see women in general, I find that the personal quality of modern women is very corrupt." ”

Zhang Yifei now recalls the terrifying appearance of Shao Ningdi's nostrils spewing sparks at him last night, and he can't help but shiver.

Don't you like you even if you don't respond?

"That girl from the Shao family moved her hand?"

Zhang Yifei nodded reluctantly.

"Useless thing! Say it and lose the dead!" Old Man Zhao smiled gloatingly, and his heart was greatly relieved.

"I didn't expect the girl of the Shao family to be a generation of martyrs, did you do something that people and gods are angry about, tsk, look at this neck, a piece of blue, a piece of purple, and the handprints and tooth marks of the arrested, I don't know if I thought that you were going to be a flower thief and were resisted by the women of the good family. Old Man Zhao looked at Zhang Yifei's neck and said.

"By the way, when did you bring my granddaughter-in-law and let me meet, no matter how you say that I am his grandfather. ”

"Another day. ”

"Remember, don't forget. ”

Zhang Yifei wanted to cry without tears, and said aggrievedly: "Master, can we change the topic?"

"I heard that you had a fight with two people last night, and the battle didn't seem to be small?" Old Man Zhao's face became serious.

Zhang Yifei looked at the old man with a surprised face: "Do you know this?"

"You see for yourself what you do. Saying that, Old Man Zhao threw Zhang Yifei a mobile phone.

", local tyrant Jin Mobile, old man, you are so corrupt. Zhang Yifei said as he played with the mobile phone thrown by Mr. Zhao.

"Do you know how to use it? Or did you ask me to come over today, because you want me to teach you how to use this local tyrant gold mobile phone, if that's really the case, then old man, you found the wrong person, and I won't use it." ”

Old Man Zhao was so angry by Zhang Yifei's words that he trembled: "Lao Tzu is asking you to watch the video inside." ”

"Do you want to discuss love action movies with me?" Zhang Yifei looked at the old man with a dirty face: "I didn't expect you, old man, to be so good." ”

Old Man Zhao's face was blue: "You shut up Lao Tzu, and I'm talking after reading it." ”

Old Man Zhao felt that this grandson was sent by God to torture him, if he was with Zhang Yifei for a long time, then Old Man Zhao could guarantee that he would definitely reduce his life span by three years.

After Zhang Yifei saw the old man's expression, he didn't dare to gasp, and opened the video on his mobile phone to watch it.

"Old man, why do you also like to watch martial arts movies?" asked Zhang Yifei looking at the picture in the video.

"Yes, that's it, go on, don't beat that yellow hair down, go on,, what are you inking?" hit, hit, ......" Zhang Yifei said while looking at the video on his mobile phone while dancing beside him.

Old man Zhao has a black line on his face, what the hell did he do, and he actually had such a grandson.

Suddenly, Zhang Yifei was stunned and looked at the old man: "This can't be the scene of my fight last night, right?"

After hearing Zhang Yifei's words, Old Man Zhao was excited in his heart, this grandson was finally the same, and he finally came to his senses.

"What do you think?"

"I said how I look at it and become more familiar, and the feelings are me. Zhang Yifei took the mobile phone and looked at it carefully, and said his thoughts from time to time: "This shooting angle is not good." ”

"It made me so ugly, and the move was out of the original taste. ”

"And Jiang Zhe's picture of this kid was not very good......

"Old man, do you still like photography?" asked Zhang Yifei, looking at the picture in the video.

"Shoot an egg. ”

"You should take a special look at this picture, and put it on the TV screen, absolutely sweeping all the TV shows. ”

Old Man Zhao stomped his feet after hearing Zhang Yifei's words: "Bastard boy, do you know that your fight yesterday was seen by many people, and it was also circulated on the Internet. ”

Zhang Yifei was stunned, originally he thought that this was photographed by the old man through some special means, but he didn't expect that it was photographed by someone else and posted on the Internet.

"Isn't it?"

Old Man Zhao glared at Zhang Yifei: "What do you think? Where does Lao Tzu have the spare time to shoot this thing." ”

"The old man, how about the number of clicks?

Old Man Zhao gritted his teeth and said, "It has already broken 100 million." ”

Zhang Yifei was immediately overjoyed when he heard it: "I didn't expect that I am also a world-renowned figure now." ”

Old Man Zhao couldn't help but reward Zhang Yifei with a chestnut: "Do you know how much impact this incident has." ”