101 Nonsense
"The eldest lord is angry for the time being. Jia Zhen nodded and bowed, looking like a translator in front of Taijun, "Grandpa Dai said this, naturally there is a reason. ”
Jia Yu's brows suddenly wrinkled into a Sichuan character, and he said hatefully: "What is the reason for this?"
Jia Zhen immediately pointed out the performance: "The eldest lord wants to know that Wu Guogong has a young son, who is a person with a hidden belly and a splendid chest, because of the concubine Niangniang, he has become a capable minister chosen by the Son of Heaven, and the year before last, he was released as a patrol official, and this year he transferred the Jiangnan Salt Patrol Road, and there are rumors and legends in the officialdom, and in two or three years, the position of the two Huai salt envoys is none other than this uncle and the old man......."
When Jia Yu heard this, he couldn't help but shrink his eyes, his relatives were in power, It is not an easy thing in any dynasty or generation, relying on nepotism to ascend to the throne, with a knighthood and a fortune, he should sit at home, enjoy the glory, occasionally go out to bully men and women, and let the fledgling hairy Yushi slap his face and brush his achievements, this is a qualified relative.
Tongjin Shi is still called Mrs. Ru, and his relatives are in power as officials, but they can't serve the public, and where is the law of the court, and where is the foreign relatives in power, there is a lesson from the death of the country?
If the imperial historians don't impeach until it's enough, they will definitely not stop.
To put it bluntly, the cake is so big, and the interest groups of civil officials and nobles are still playing dog brains in order to share the cake, and a relative pops up for no reason to divide it, who is willing to do it.
But the base is large, there are always some exceptions, it is gold that will always shine, and relatives are also capable, and they can be promoted from their noble and empty positions, which is the ability of others.
Of course, some people see power, some people see power, and some people only see nepotism, so they send women into the palace and go to the place where they can't see people.
Although Jia Yu is an addict to wine, he has also heard over the years that the reason why Wu Guifei is deeply favored in the palace is that her brother is also very related, and the harem and the previous dynasty have always been inseparable.
But what kind of relationship can Uncle Wu have to do with Jia Cong, Jia Yu can't figure it out even if he wants to break his brain. At this time, Jia Zhen smiled mysteriously and said with a smile: "I don't know, master." This uncle of the country, because of the transfer of the Jiangnan Salt Patrol Road, took his family to get up to take up the post, but unexpectedly crossed the lake and encountered a storm, although he did not go to the Dragon King's appointment, but also left some finances, and the wrong direction, had to find a hotel on the way to live. It just so happened that the mountain recess near the inn was the place where our old man led the army to defeat the thieves, and when the uncle of the country liked to read miscellaneous books, he couldn't help but be suddenly touched, so he shed tears in the wind, and wrote a poem, and ordered the servants to sacrifice the ...... with water and wine."
Jia Zhen smiled with honey and told a story, quite a chatzhai-style story.
Uncle Wu sacrificed ghosts during the day, the night, the hotel was on fire, the wind was urgent, the fire borrowed the wind might, seeing that it was out of control, and had not escaped for his life, and there were more than a dozen big men, holding knives and axes, running to kill, the sharp blade of the snow reflected the fire, dazzling like the scorching sun, no one knew that the one who came was robbing.
Behind him is fire, in front of him is a knife, and there is nowhere to hide.
At this moment, suddenly the sound of drums and horns in the distance vibrated loudly, and the valley shouted that the sky shook the earth, mixed with the sound of horses' hooves, bowstrings, and the sound of weapons colliding. Kou Thief Road was ambushed by soldiers, and he was frightened when he heard the sound, and he only hated his father's and mother's weak legs, so he fled in all directions. "In an instant, the wind and thunder were blowing, and heavy rain poured down from the clouds, and heavy rain fell from the sky, extinguishing the fire. Everyone looked at it again, the valley was lonely, where was there any flags and halberds......"
Rao is Jia Yu is bold, hearing this, he can't help but feel creepy, feeling that the back of his neck is cold, as if some wind is blowing. Just smiled: "It's a strange thing." I heard that the ancients had a book about Yin soldiers borrowing the way, but I asked these people to meet them. But what does this have to do with Brother Cong?"
Jia Zhen nodded again and again, slapped Jia Yu on the back, and said with a smile: "In the end, the eldest master is well-informed, like us juniors, we can't think of these allusions." It's just that the strangest thing is yet to come. ”
Jia Zhen became a storyteller in front of Jia Yu, and in Jia's mother's room, it was indispensable for the female ancestor to report the news.
"It turned out that those robbers were all nearby villagers, who deliberately pointed out the wrong way, and then set fire in the middle of the night, murdered for money, and destroyed the corpses...... After a night, suddenly dozens of armored cavalry appeared, since Chen is a soldier under the old prince of our family, when he died in battle, the corpse is incomplete, and the soul has nothing to follow, so he stayed here, because he got the sacrifice of Uncle Wu, he did not dare to be ungrateful, so he rescued him. ”
But it was You Shi who learned his tongue in front of Jia's mother.
Mother Jia, these old people, are the most superstitious about karma, and when they heard this, they responded to their hearts and said with a smile: "It can be seen that this Wu Guifei's family has been accumulating virtue and doing good deeds, so there is this yin virtue and blessing." You Shi smiled and said, "It is exactly what the old lady said, it can be seen that there are gods and Buddhas." ”
Sister Feng glanced at You Shi, pulled Layou Shi's sleeve, and smiled: "There are gods and Buddhas, but those literati and ink writers have to spill two glasses of wine and make a few poems when they see a mound of dirt, I don't believe that in the past few decades, those ghost soldiers and ghost generals have only been sacrificed by this person." If it's a ghost, you can't change your snobbery. ”
As soon as Sister Feng'er said this, the big girls and little girls in the room laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, and the mandarin ducks laughed so much that they almost knocked over the bird's nest soup at hand. You Shi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief, and said coquettishly: "The mouth of the second grandmother Zhenzhen can even bring the dead alive." ”
Because he said: "Then Uncle Wu also asked, since there is a spirit after death, how not to appear as soon as possible." Those soldiers said that after death, their souls were gone, so they got incense, and they had no ability to manifest their spirits in dreams. Today, the descendants of Lai Guogong have a spirit in pen and ink, and a fierce and loyal soul, so they are ghosts. ”
As soon as these words came out, Jia's mother's room suddenly became terrifyingly quiet, and no big girl or little girl dared to smile again. Only Sister Feng laughed boldly and said, "Oh, this is really, the soldiers under the old prince have all become ghosts, but I don't know what god our old prince has sealed?"
Everyone laughed like marionettes. What Yin soldiers borrow, what dies as ghosts, scientists have long explained, not all of them are the effects of magnetic fields, how many times have I refuted rumors in science, and people who still believe in the supernatural want to be mentally ill or depressed.
Jia Cong really wants to roll his eyes in the style of Emperor Trump to show Jia Zhen his contempt for the king and his mother's mental retardation.
However, in a society where the royal family advocates Buddhism and Taoism, and the old man of Jinshi takes medicine to ascend to immortals, what feudal superstition and unscientific attitude he upholds, he must be regarded as heretical by the society.
Of course, Jia Cong can look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Pengyi person, but he doesn't have the swordsmanship of Lord Shixian to cross the sea to cut the long whale, the result is predictable, and he will only be taught to be a man by social security.
Therefore, Jia Cong squeezed out two tears at the moment, opened the curtain and went in, and shouted: "Officials and gods have never been saints, master, you must have offended Grandpa Dai." ”
Jia Yu's face turned white, as if he thought of something, and immediately blew his beard at Jia Cong and glared at him: "Nonsense, what do you know?"
At the same time that Jia Yu said the words of nonsense, Jia Zheng, who was standing at the door of Jia's mother's room, also walked in at the same time, straightened his stomach, and raised the posture of the Ministry of Labor, who was not angry and arrogant, and roared with official authority: "Nonsense!"
Sister Feng was suddenly embarrassed, and she looked at Jia Mu with a stiff smile.
Mother Jia frowned distressedly, hugged Sister Feng'er, and said angrily to Jia Zheng: "Listen, the real official is like a tiger, who is this talking to?"
Jia Zhengfang felt speechless, and hurriedly stepped forward to apologize to Jia's mother, and said with a smile: "My son is also in a hurry." ”
Jia Zheng was high-sounding again, and said with a righteous face: "My son has also inquired in the ya, and the official of the eldest lord is not related to any yin virtue and blessing, but is the candidate for the official department. I don't know who said in front of me today, the big man loves horses like life. That's why the saint recruited the eldest lord to enter the court and seal the official......"
Mother Jia is not one of those ignorant old women whose life ideals are only husbands and children with grandchildren, because she squinted her eyes and said slowly: "I love horses like life, why don't I know?"
Jia Zheng's face was full of embarrassment, he didn't know how to explain, swallowed his saliva, and said with a dry smile: "The eldest master has always had a lot of hobbies......"
Jia's mother knew that it was not as Jia Zheng said, but she was unwilling to refute Jia Zheng's face in front of people, so she smiled and said: "I have always governed a big country like cooking a small fresh, and I thought that it was the person who was reported by the ministry, but now I don't like it, so I chose the big man to make a thousand miles of horse bones." ”
Everyone said yes, and made a few jokes in front of Jia's mother, and when they saw Jia's mother's face tired, they all dispersed.
Everyone went for a while, and Mother Jia closed her eyes for a while and gave an order to the mandarin duck. The mandarin duck opened the curtain, turned around and went out, and after a while, he came back and whispered to Jia's mother: "Outside, if the eldest master is not obsessed with horses, how can he live on the edge of the stable?"
Jia Mu's face froze, and she immediately sighed, and ordered the mandarin duck to open the box and take a jade belt and send it to Jia Yu.
But he said that Jia Zheng was in front of Jia's mother, and he lost his words for a while, and since he came out, he was still a little depressed in his heart, and he regretted that there was no one around him who knew his feelings. Because of this, Jia Zheng thought of Aunt Zhao who broke her legs, so it was rare to visit her in person.
Who knows, just after entering the backyard, I heard Aunt Zhao shouting in her throat: "Knowing how to tie up is ability, those who attack the lord are the dead, those who take the imperial examination are the living, Zhao Guoji relies on the eunuch to donate the official, what happened to the eunuch who flattered the eunuch? ”
The words were so rough and unpleasant that Jia Zheng couldn't avoid them.
When he returned to the study, although he called a few Qing guests to taste tea, he sighed blindly.
In the eyes of all the Qing guests, they had to appease Jia Zheng a few words, Jia Zheng was always talented, but his luck was not good. There are also well-informed Qingke, who asked a few words about the times and the weather, what is wrong with the imperial court, and he is diligent and does not get promoted, but he hugs his thighs and stammers to gain momentum.
Who knows, when Jia Zheng heard this, he became more and more discouraged, and suddenly saw Jia Rong probing his brain in front of the second door, and Jia Zheng had to drink Jia Rong.
Jia Rong hurriedly laughed and flattered: "Shicai came back from Dai's mansion with my father." Dai Gonggong said that the queen lady values her big sister as much as her own juniors, and for this reason, even the concubine Niangniang and other concubines also like the eldest sister......"
said that Jia Cong intimidated Jia Yu with a set of nonsense words that were convicted of Yu Tian, which successfully provoked Jia Yu to be furious, and once again got the achievement point of getting out.
On the second day, Jia Congfang learned that Jia Zheng had ordered a generous gift on the same day, personally sent it to Wu Tianyou's mansion, and when he came back, he wrote a letter and ordered his family to send it to Wang Ziteng.
So, less than a month later, there were vague rumors in the house that Yuanchun was valued by Jinshang.
After another half a month, Xue Pan came to Jia Cong crying, and Xue Baochai was defeated.
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