Chapter 402: Revenge from the Fog
"Obey the boss. ”
When they had finished speaking, they all jumped into the puddle and laughed in the water.
"If any of you dare to laugh again, Lao Tzu will pull out Ya's teeth. ”
Li Jinlong said the same thing, after all, it was not their fault.
Now they are no longer hiding from crocodiles, but use crocodiles as toys, you push over, I push over. I have to say that their strength is growing very fast.
Li Jinlong felt that he couldn't get rid of the little frog, so let it be carried like this, anyway, he didn't have to care about those gossips.
More than a month has passed since the exhausting training, and all the schools have opened, and Yiyi has enrolled as the youngest college student so far, and the tutor is Tang Guoyi.
Tang Guoyi's cough has become more and more frequent recently, and he coughs up blood every time, and he is used to living alone, so his family doesn't know about these conditions at all.
Liu Jing is still the goddess teacher in people's hearts, and she reformulated the rules after the underground forces in the capital were cleansed. When the No. 1 leader knew that this was a move by Li Longxiang, he turned a blind eye.
"Students, how was this holiday?"
Liu Jing smiled gently, her classroom was full, and even many boys were standing in the corridor listening. The principal is also happy to see that the Chinese culture course can be carried forward.
But what Liu Jing didn't expect was that Ye Qian should also apply for the same job as a teacher at their university, but she only taught philosophy. Her academic level is definitely not inferior to that of any university professor, after all, she reads books every day.
"Ye Qian, are you here to demonstrate to me?"
After Liu Jing learned the news, she came to Ye Qian's office and asked.
"You were originally a defeated general, why should I demonstrate against you, I'm afraid you don't have this qualification. Teach you the so-called Chinese culture class, right? People who are bright on the outside but dirty on the inside. ”
Ye Qian didn't show the slightest mercy to Liu Jing, and then picked up her teacup and took a sip of tea.
"Alas, I suddenly realized that I seemed to be really old, and I actually drank tea with a teacup. ”
Ye Qian looked at the teacup in her hand and said, in fact, she is only less than forty.
"Hypocrisy. ”
Liu Jing said a word, and then took her handouts to class. Now the university has completely exploded, because Ye Qian has become a goddess teacher on an equal footing with Liu Jing, and there is even a trend of surpassing Liu Jing.
"Students, philosophy is not a lofty thing. It also comes from life, but it is not higher than life. ”
Ye Qian patiently explained the role of philosophy, and also integrated philosophy into reality, which is easy to understand.
"Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?"
Many boys asked Ye Qian this question, and Ye Qian just sent them away with a little sentence. Because Tang Guoyi is a strict and warm-hearted teacher, his students take great care of Yiyi.
Every time I cooked, every time I went to class, and even went to the bathroom, someone took care of me. One by one, they are well-behaved and obedient, and they have become the group pets of the entire Chinese medicine department.
Li Jinlong: They have established a deep relationship in training, and Li Jinlong seems to have been born with the ability to be convincing, and absolute obedience has become willing obedience.
"Then it's rainforest survival, and each of you is in a group, and I'm in a group. Whichever group survives, or to put it another way, whoever can wipe out all the teams wins. ”
When they heard about surviving in the rainforest, they were not very happy, after all, it was hot and humid there.
"Boss, this forest is so big, what if it gets lost?"
"Then we can only settle our destiny. ”
After saying that, Li Jinlong entered the rainforest without any tools, of course, smoke is a necessary thing. I'm afraid that the most indulgent lifestyle in his life is smoking.
Li Jinlong himself carried a lot of weapons, but they were not noticed, except for electronic induction, of course.
"Otherwise, we'll hide here and eat and wait until we die, anyway, as long as we survive to the end, we will win. ”
Qin Congming and Yinfa are in a group. Qin Congming's mouth never stopped.
"Big brother, I said you can't stop for a while? This is very physically demanding, you have to look like you are eating and waiting to die. ”
Silver hair said dissatisfiedly.
"Brother, have you noticed a strange problem: how can there be no frogs in such a large rainforest?"
"yes, it stands to reason that it's so damp here, it's supposed to be all over the floor. ”
The two of them didn't think about survival at all, and under the drive of Qin Congming, they became a lot more slippery.
"Look, what's that?"
Qin Congming suddenly saw a savage-like person walking over, with a very burly figure.
"I'll go, it's not Shennongjia here, how can there be this thing. It looks like the two of us can't stop. ”
The two men quickly stood up, and then began to flee for their lives, because they found that their proud force value could not defeat them.
"I'll go, I finally understand why the boss lets us run so far every day, and the co-author is trained to escape for his life. ”
The way the two men fled for their lives was unusually funny, and they were covered in mud.
"Why does this thing keep following us?"
Suddenly, a figure dressed in white floated past the tree.
"Ah。。。。。。 There's a ghost. ”
Both men screamed at the same time.
"That's the result of more than three months of training, it's really useless. ”
After the two of them ran away, the woman in white sneered. Li Jinlong has set up a tent for you, he has lived in the rainforest for so long before, and it is not a crime to come again, but to enjoy it.
"What's the matter with this water?"
Li Jinlong took a sip of the water in the river and felt that the taste was wrong. Then he began to get hot and dry.
"I'll go,**. Uncle, these bunnies used such despicable means. ”
Li Jinlong said angrily.
It stands to reason that he should be immune to this kind of thing, but why is his body reacting so strongly?
This is called the way of others and the body of others. ”
The fog suddenly jumped down from the tree and looked at Li Jinlong with a smile.
"Why are you here?"
Li Jinlong gasped, how could he see a woman now, because the blood vessels would immediately erupt, and the effect of the medicine would affect the whole body more quickly.
"I was suddenly idle, so I came over to take a look. ”
"You're too despicable, aren't you?
"You're really interesting, you can do this to others, I can't do this to you?"
Li Jinlong was quite conscious at this time, and it was also thanks to the fact that he had been biting his tongue hard, but it was obvious that he couldn't last long by controlling himself with this pain.