The little fat man tugged at the corners of his mouth, trying to reveal a friendly smile.

It's a pity to pull the injury and make a "hiss" sound.

In the end, I gave up.

"Who is fooling, how can you fall like that with your face?"

Lin Chan knew that he was, but he didn't intend to demolish him.

Friends don't dismantle it, let alone if this guy offers to help take revenge.

Lin Cicada is really embarrassed.

Putting the things in his hand on the table, Lin Chan asked with concern: "Dude, where is the injury, why don't you accompany you to the school hospital to have a look?"

"Forget it, it shouldn't be a big problem, just rub a little bone. ”

The fat man smiled kindly: "My name is Liu Xuan, a native of Yue Province, a lover of women, like soul beasts, and my family is poor, so I can't do it!"

can reveal his shortcomings, and it can be seen that this person is very confident.

Also, learn God.

It is normal to crush the vast majority of students and develop a sense of self-confidence since childhood.

"Is it not as good as a beauty, or a soul beast?"

Lin Chan saw that he was so amused and replied.

"Hah...... Hiss, I can't do it!"

The guy almost got carried away with his laughter, but luckily the pain in his face stopped him from laughing lewdly.

"My name is Lin Chan, it's a pleasure to meet you, friend, and I'm here alone. ”

"Naturally, parents follow the trouble. ”

"Yes, by the way, friend, are there any taboos?"

"What?"

"It's just the aspect that you can't get used to seeing and don't like to see!"

"Forehead ......"

The little fat man shook his head blankly, obviously he didn't understand this problem very well.

After a while, he nodded affirmatively.

"Nope. ”

Well, Lin Chan admitted that he was too direct.

But when you meet roommates who fight on the first day of school, it is necessary to ask about other people's taboos in order to avoid misunderstandings.

The atmosphere in the dormitory was quite delicate for a while.

Seeing that it was about to be cold, Lin Chan hurriedly said, "Have you eaten your friend?"

"Not yet?"

"Eat, at this time, the people in the cafeteria should be almost scattered!"

"Hmmm......"

Seeing that the fat man was sitting in his seat indifferent, he kept shaking a box that resembled a canister and barrel, and the "crackling" inside was like the sound of beads colliding.

Lin Chan asked curiously: "Don't you go to the cafeteria to eat?"

The fat man suddenly turned his head and winked at Lin Cicada.

"Dude, do you think the dorm lets you cook?"

Lin Chan saw that he had an obscene expression on his face and hesitated.

"I haven't heard of it, but I don't think it's allowed...... Right?"

"Hehe, that means no one told us!"

Lin Chan wasn't sure what this guy was going to do, so he asked suspiciously, "You still brought food?"

The fat man's head tilted slightly, and he glanced at Lin Chan, with a look of disdain in his eyes.

"What are you bringing food for, isn't there a ready-made one?"

Lin Chan felt naked contempt, but he was still puzzled.

"What do you mean, and the dormitories provide food?"

The fat man jumped up from his chair excitedly, and danced to the pea vines on the windowsill that looked like a green waterfall.

Lin Chan was not only not excited, but also looked at the fat man with small eyes with a strange expression.

"Hey, why don't you understand, we can eat peas, this bean is the size of a finger, and it is natural and pollution-free......"

Before he finished speaking, the pea vine on the windowsill trembled like thunder and rage, and the leaves made a "rustling" sound.

And the tail of the pea pod that was about to ripen opened a slit and stood up one after another, pointing at the fat man who was trembling with excitement.

Then 10,000 bullets fired in unison, shooting rapidly towards the fat man's black face.

"Puff puff ......"

Bullets are flying!

"Ah......hh

A finger-sized pea was ejected and shot at the fat man's face, body.

The fat man hurriedly squatted down and wailed to the side.

But the pea pod is like recognizing the fat man, the pod turns, and aiming at the fat man is a brutal shot.

Seeing this, Lin Chan was afraid that he would be affected by the pond fish, so he hurriedly crawled to the bed.

Only the fat man was left alone to let out a miserable howl like killing a pig below.

"Don't, hiss, oops, no, I didn't want to eat you...... Oops...... Ouch ......"

"The real-life version of Plants vs. Zombies, but this plant is too ruthless, such a poor zombie, doesn't this disrupt the balance of the game? ”

Lin Chan hurriedly shook his head, put away the idea of gloating, and cautiously poked his head out, he reminded him.

"Get up, get lai!"

The fat man finally woke up from the situation of squatting on the ground with his head in his hands and being beaten passively, and climbed towards the escalator with his hands and feet.

Halfway up the climb, perhaps the bullets ran out, and the vines finally stopped.

Only the fat man kept wailing.

"Hiss, damned, hiss, damn peas......"

Lin Chan looked at the little fat man with a strange expression.

"Dude, why are you provoking it?"

The little fat man looked at the beans all over the ground with a frightened face, and kept rubbing his arms, waist, and legs.

Simply, this time he protected it properly, and he didn't hit him in the face much.

Otherwise, his crippled face is guaranteed to bloom.

The fat man looked angry, "It's just kidding, who knew it was conscious......"

Lin Chanzai carefully looked at the wounds on the fat man's face, and suddenly woke up.

"No, the wound on your face is not like a fight or a fall, a finger-sized red dot, tsk, like a ...... left by a bean."

In the middle of his words, Lin Chan suddenly stopped, his face changed, and he immediately showed an expression of sudden realization.

"Friend, it's the first time we met, I'm not as tricky as you!"

It turned out that Lin Chan had already realized that the fat man was ready to instigate him to provoke Xiaodouzi.

Who knew that this little bean could feel malice, or understand part of the fat man's words.

No, the fat man hadn't started to fool the forest cicada yet, and Xiaodouzi directly gave the fat man a Gatling-like death strafing.

was said to have hit the heart, and the fat man was a little embarrassed.

Immediately, his face changed, revealing a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.

"Dude, think about it a lot, I, Liu Xuan, am not that kind of person!"

Lin Chan said in his heart: Lao Tzu believes that you are evil.

"Didn't you break the sprouts of the little beans, and the little beans shot you. ”

The fat man's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous: "No...... How did you...... You know?"

Lin Cicada sneered, pointing to a broken stump on the pea vine and was silent.

No one else was allowed to enter the dormitory but them.

He just went out, so it's just the fat man.

As for why the fat man broke the vines, it was nothing more than the destruction of man, similar to the naughty child who used wattles to smoke leaves.

When the fat man saw it, he looked embarrassed.

"Well, buddy, have you ever heard a great man say that sharing with others halves the pain......"

"Lean ......"

Lin Chan was speechless, what kind of strange roommates are these.

"Just kidding, I thought it was a good way to get closer to us, although it wasn't proper enough, it wasn't simple enough!"

"Uh...... My poor roommate, you must not have many true friends!" Lin Chan teased.

"You're so humorous!"

"Hah...... Hah!"

The two looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

"By the way, you call it Little Bean, uh, you ......"

The little fat man thoughtfully pointed to the pea vine and asked, "You know?"

"Uh...... Sort of, right?"

"Friends?"

Lin Chan didn't know if he and this pea vine were friends, but in the end, he nodded.

"Yes!"

"Like us?"

Lin Chanxin said, in my heart, you are not as good as Xiaodouzi.

"yes, what do you want to do?"

The fat man smashed his mouth and said regretfully: "It's not easy to do, you and it are friends, I am friends with you, you said that I want to make trouble with it again, who do you help?"

Lin Chan thought for a moment and said to himself: "This is indeed a problem, if the two don't help each other, I believe ...... You can't win Xiaodouzi, so I should help you?"

The fat man said, "Friend, I admit your humor. ”

Then, he said, "Well, since you and it are friends, I will forgive it, yes, I forgive you, shall we reconcile?"

In the end, he deliberately shouted at Xiaodouzi: "Yes, we reconciled!"

When it was over, he smiled with relief, and then squatted down happily, crying out in pain on one side, but quickly picking up the beans on the ground and putting them into the jar and bucket box he had just shaken.

While picking it up, he hummed a small tune indistinctly: "Get rich, get rich......"

Lin Chan listened and was unmoved.

He naturally knew the fat man's calculations, this guy probably fantasized about planting a bean today and growing a soul beast tomorrow, wouldn't it be beautiful.

Lin Chan didn't believe that soul beasts were so easy to obtain.

The beans are obviously wild, and eighty percent of them are deliberately placed in the dormitory by the school.

As for the purpose, their profession is called soul beast domestication, which is to turn wild soul beasts into domesticated ones.

Therefore, putting small beans in the dormitory is probably a chance for the school to give students a hands-on experience, that is, to domesticate wild small beans into domestic ones.

Of course, it is certain that this domestication process cannot become an opportunity to plant soul beasts, because there is no such good thing in the world.