1617 Hip harassment
Sister Wu bypassed the cloister and went to the toilet under the protection of Pig Mountain, and the toilet was in the southeast corner to prevent the nobles from being smoked, and all the wine tables were far away from here. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Everyone dispersed Sister Wu and made a look, Zhu Shan Chip quickly ran to the south wall, and the two Fuso warriors in the corner of the wall crossed their hands to build a ladder, and Zhu Shan Chip's left foot was a little above the palm of the two, and the two warriors were on the top of the other.
The momentum of the pig mountain chip, the lifting force of the two, gathered together, only to see the pig mountain chip climb the three-meter-high wall lightly, and quickly retracted as soon as he raised his head slightly.
Jumping to the ground, he whispered, "The enemy is indeed bewitched!" The soldiers in Tepshin's ambush are now defenseless, and they are sitting staggering one by one, and they are even eating, and the kitchen is preparing food and wine for them!"
"Okay, good! The plan of confusion has been completed, the enemy has been anesthetized by us, and now even the ambush soldiers have begun to drink and eat, this is a good opportunity for us to attack! Prepare for action according to the original plan......"
Sister Wu deliberately loosened the first button on her clothes, swept the sideburns and deliberately messed up her hair, and then took out a wine jug from her arms and drank a big mouthful of burning knives.
The powder face of the little ghost in the throat of the liquor suddenly became ruddy, which made her already charming and charming. Walking back from the thatched house, there is no hand-copying verandah with few people.
The group passed directly to the courtyard and walked through the dense banquet. Good guy, Sister Wu's flattery was full of firepower all the way, and the charged flattering eyes were swishing and shooting, and the generals who watched Tepuxin were drooling one by one.
In this operation, Sister Wu specially brought a batch of special sobering pills made by the CIA, this kind of traditional Chinese medicine pills, one large one can protect the stomach and intestines when taken before drinking, and the other small one is pressed under the tongue to minimize alcohol absorption.
Although it is said that it is impossible to completely relieve the hangover, but the two sides drink the same drink, Hunchun has a sobering pill at the bottom, while Tepuxin is purely relying on his own amount of alcohol to fight hard, and the difference is naturally seen under the advantages of one and the other.
Hunchun's private soldiers were all pretending to be drunk, while Tepuxin's men were all really drunk.
Sister Wu managed to charm the eyes of a stinky man in the courtyard, and when they reached the table closest to the steps of the hall, one of the commanders of Tepuxin was already looking at her stupidly, while a Fuso samurai next to him was hooking his neck and pouring wine.
A large bowl of wine glass samurai poured into the corner of his mouth, but the commander's eyes looked directly at Sister Mist's posture, his eyes crushing to his chest and buttocks.
When Sister Wu and the two of them passed by, the Japanese samurai who pretended to be drunk reached out and touched Sister Wu's buttocks unconsciously, and the big hand stained with alcohol left a handprint directly on the buttocks.
"Ahh......h
Even the knife and axe men who were guarding outside put down the steamed bun stew, and the copyists wanted to do it, they thought that the battle had already started in the courtyard.
"What's going on, what's going on......" Hunchun and Tepuxin ran out of the hall.
Sister Wu deserves to be able to take the level of the little golden man, his face was full of red eyes, and with tears in his eyes, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the stupid leader, "He...... He's ...... "I can't say anything at all, I cover ......my face and cry."
This is called an injustice, and the tears of the beautiful woman make everyone's liver and intestines break inch! Hunchun yelled, "Pig Mountain Chip! What the hell is going on!"
With a bang, the knife was pulled out in half, "Baga! This shameless bastard, he actually dared to touch Madame secretly! He just touched Madame's ass! I hacked you to death......" After speaking, the knife was about to be cut when it was unsheathed.
"Commander Jiao, what's going on?" Tepu's nose crooked.
At this moment, the commander surnamed Jiao woke up from all the frightened wine, and he rushed forward and rushed to the general and knelt on the ground, "Wronged! I am wronged! The small one has not been touched, it is really not touched!"
At this time, the samurai who had just poured wine was also anxious, and he also pulled out his ribs and rushed over to stab him to death, "Bagaya Road! You still said you didn't touch it! Look at our lady's ass......" Tepuxin looked at it, and sure enough, there was a wet handprint on his plump buttocks.
People are preconceived, just now the foggy ghost used his charm to attract everyone's attention, no one noticed who took advantage of the chaos to sneak attack, and people naturally thought that this thing could not be done by a Fuso samurai who poured alcohol.
Because people know that Japanese samurai attach great importance to the dignity and humility of the upper and lower, and Sister Wu is their wife, that is, the main mother, and they don't dare to do this when they are killed, not to mention that they are still in public.
But at that time, there were only a few men around Sister Wu, and in addition to a few samurai, Commander Jiao was the closest to her, so excluding all impossibilities, which one of the remaining ones was naturally a fact.
Tepuxin also had wine, and his brain reaction speed couldn't keep up at the moment, so he rushed up and opened his bow left and right, and there were two big mouths: "Wang Ba calf! Why are your hands so cheap? Lao Tzu, I'll hack you to death! General Hunchun's woman, you dare to do it indiscriminately?"
"My lord, I don't have it! I really don't......" The surname Jiao is really more wronged than Dou E, he can't get around the bend with alcohol anesthesia, and he doesn't realize that someone is blaming him.
Tepuxin looked at Hunchun's iron-blue face, and then looked at Sister Wu's crying to death, he knew that it would not work without an explanation.
Gritted his teeth and stomped his feet! Tepukhin yelled, "You are so bold! You dare to insult the sir's woman, and if I don't severely punish you today, I won't be able to rectify military discipline!" Do it, drag it out and behead it!"
After speaking, he also glanced at Hunchun with his eyes, which means that I will give you the steps down, and you have to give me the steps down! You back down, and I will beat him a few boards when I turn around politely.
But I didn't expect Hunchun to pretend to be dumb, dead or alive, just don't speak, that means don't hurry up and cut it, Lao Tzu, I'm waiting to see.
Tepuxin was so angry, he stomped his feet and scolded, "What are you doing in a daze, drag it out and cut it! Give the general an angry ......" Looking up again, the people who probed their brains in the second gate were all knife and axe men who had just laid an ambush, and it seemed that they didn't know what was going on, and they hadn't received orders to attack yet.
Tepushin's nose was crooked, "Bastard! What are the irrelevant people looking at the excitement!Drag them out to play the 30 big boards!Lack of heart...... thing"
The group of swordsmen and axes didn't want us to attack, and they wanted to beat us in the ass, so why didn't they just shrink their heads and run away, and scattered.
The Heilongjiang generals who were standing beside Hunchun saw that they couldn't get off the stage when they saw this scene, so they hurriedly surrounded Hunchun and hugged their fists and saluted: "The general is angry! The general is angry! Commander Jiao has indeed drunk a few more glasses, and he should be beaten! But the crime is not allowed to die! I beg the general to say a few good words!"
Hunchun pretended to be angry, "Hmph! Even my women dare to flirt, it can be seen how many people and women from good families you have bullied on weekdays! I will not be able to resolve my hatred after killing you a hundred times!"
"Yes, yes...... The general scolded right, and begged the general to raise his noble ......hand!