Chapter 139: Thirty-seven degrees and five normal saline
The decoration site of Gong Mengran Villa.
Good progress.
The workers and masters work very seriously, Song Erhu, the supervisor, is also very responsible, and Cao Ermeng, the behind-the-scenes investor, is also soaking in the scene for several hours during the day, he must know where every penny he spends is used, whether anyone is passive and slacking off, and whether he has followed the design plan in advance.
But Brother Scar, Shen Long, didn't come today.
It is said that he has diarrhea from eating seafood these days.
Lu Ping bought more than a dozen boxes of drinks and asked Song Erhu to move into the villa with others.
He took a bottle of Red Bull himself, drank it and looked around inside, and proposed several revisions.
on the terrace on the third floor.
Cao Ermeng was standing there smoking a cigarette and blowing the wind.
Although the wind was also hot, his heart was cool.
He felt that the relationship between him and Xiao Ye Lu was getting more and more relaxed and closer.
It's like stepping on a big tree, a thousand-year-old tree, and life is full of a sense of accomplishment and security.
"Lao Cao, I'm quite good at finding a place. ”
Lu Ping walked over with a smile.
Cao Ermeng looked surprised: "You...... You're here, brother, I was about to call you. ”
"Is there something wrong with me?" Lu Ping took the cigarette handed over by Cao Ermeng: "Great China, this cigarette is not cheap, right?"
Cao Er laughed fiercely and said, "If you like to smoke, I'll get you one from my car." ”
"How embarrassing is this...... Lu Ping took a sip hard, nodded violently, and said, "Then don't forget it for a while!"
This Lu brother loves to take advantage of small advantages.
But I like to let you occupy it, it's quite comfortable, don't you say it's strange?
Cao Ermeng thought wittily in his heart and explained: "I did what you told me yesterday. But it's not too early to do it, and I'm afraid you won't be alarmed when you're asleep. ”
Lu Ping asked, "Yesterday...... What's the matter?"
"Have you forgotten?" Cao Er leaned over and said softly: "Last night, you went on the demon night, and then said that a woman deceived you, just that peripheral female star surnamed Gao......"
Lu Ping nodded: "Then I remember, there is indeed such a thing." ”
"Guess how I got her?" Cao Ermeng's face was angry: "I took the two brothers to her house in the middle of the night, first scared her, and then poured her a big bowl of chili water with a concentration of more than 80 percent, don't you see it, brother, that bitch is sweating like rain, tears are falling in her eyes, and she takes the initiative to undress and dissipate heat...... My brother also took the opportunity to grab a few handfuls, but it was boring, they were all sagging, all. ”
Lu Ping pouted: "You're too ruthless, aren't you, Lao Cao? Pouring chili pepper water, this is a method used by spies, right?"
"What's more!" Cao Er said violently: "Dare to provoke you, brother, how can you be so easy to cheapen her?" Hmph, we also let us drink 37 degrees 5 normal saline, and drink it directly to the water tap!"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Thirty-seven degrees and five normal saline?"
Cao Ermeng smiled evilly: "I still don't understand, pee, it's pee, brother, hahahaha!"
"The water faucet ......"
"Isn't this already obvious, water faucet, pure natural water faucet......"
Lu Ping saw that Cao Ermeng was still pointing downward, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Old Cao, you are also ...... Let me say what are you good about, cruel, filthy, unscrupulous! You are simply an executioner who tramples on human nature! You drink chili water to others? Do you feed them saline? Or do you drink it directly to the mouth? You and your two men did not wash it before they went down, what if they got mouth ulcers?"
Cao Ermeng's face changed suddenly: "Brother...... Didn't I do what I did to your satisfaction?"
"You did a good job, you did the right thing, Lao Cao, I'm starting to appreciate you now!" Lu Ping stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "It seems that you have deeply understood what I mean." Women, if you can, we won't do it, and your methods are perfect for her, which not only carries forward the spirit of humanitarianism, but also respects women. Must be praised!"
Cao Ermeng smiled: "Brother, it's good if you're satisfied, it's good if you're satisfied." ”
Lu Ping imagined that picture, so intoxicating.
As I said, you will pay the price for your aid, abuse, and rebellion.
How can you break your word?
For the sake of money and position, you are willing to be Hou Shijie's lackey, and make such a farce for her to deceive our eldest lady.
Then he bit me back in front of Hou Shijie, so that I couldn't get off the stage.
How can I, Lu Ping, spare you?
After returning to the Auto Trade City.
Lu Ping went directly to the president's office.
He was going to report to Gong Mengran about the progress of the renovation of the villa in the past few days.
When it's time to ask for credit, you have to ask for credit.
Gong Mengran was revising the cooperation plan with Bai Kexin, she didn't change it directly on the computer, but took a red gel pen and circled it on the printed document.
"No wonder, no wonder. Lu Ping watched from the side for a few seconds, and let out a sigh of embarrassment.
Gong Mengran put down the pen and looked up at him: "What are you fuss about as soon as you come in? ”
Lu Ping took the car key and swiped it on the document a few times, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "No wonder they all say, looking at whether a person's handwriting is good or not, you can deduce what a person looks like, and the handwriting is directly proportional to the appearance." It seems to be true, the small words of the eldest lady are written, there is a kind of vigor in the beauty, and there is a kind of bearing in the vigor. If you put this in ancient times, what else is there to do with Wang Xi?"
"It's so unreliable to shoot on the back!" Gong Mengran looked down at the document with a smile, looked at it from afar, looked closely, and then looked at it word by word: "Well, it's really okay, I even won the second place in the hard pen calligraphy competition when I was in middle school." Later, I used the computer a lot, so I didn't practice much calligraphy. ”
"I'll just say it!" Lu Ping raised his head proudly.
But suddenly, Gong Mengran's expression changed.
She stared ahead, her hands on her desk, and looked at her with a look of incrimination.
Lu Ping was a little hairy when she saw it.
"I'll ask you!" Gong Mengran stared at Lu Ping solemnly and asked, "Where is my fox tail?"
Lu Ping glanced behind Gong Mengran: "Miss, no." ”
"No, you can try it again!" Gong Mengran frowned.
Lu Ping glanced behind her a few more times, except for seeing her sexy little buttocks, there was nothing else, so he said with a look of affirmation and a half-face of innocence: "Really no! The point is, it has never been." ”
"Where are you looking, you're going to be angry with me!" Gong Mengran knocked on the table with her index finger, and pointed to Lu Ping's hand with a smile: "What you are holding in your hand is the key to my car, right?"
Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, Miss, what's wrong? You give me a hand, and I can't drive a test car during the day, so I can only drive your car out to run errands." ”
Gong Mengran grabbed the key angrily: "Let me ask you, when I handed it to you, was there a small fluffy accessory on it, such a long one, a little fox tail?"
Lu Ping smiled: "Oh, this fox tail you are talking about?"
"Then which one do you think?" Gong Mengran's little chest trembled, and his mouth pursed. But knowing that Lu Ping was deliberately pretending to be confused and teasing herself just now, she asked for no name.
"I thought it was ......" Lu Ping saw the angry light on Gong Mengran's face, and he didn't dare to look behind her anymore. Enough is enough, enough is enough.
Gong Mengran shook the key: "Tell me quickly, where did you go?"
"Yes, where did I go, I also remember Mingming, probably, there seems to be such a gadget, it feels good, slippery ......" Lu Ping looked at the window blankly, while searching for his memory, he made a gesture of stroking the fox's tail, but accidentally touched a more slippery object.
It was a hand of Gong Mengran lying on the table.
Gong Mengran hurriedly pulled out his hand, pressed his forehead, controlled, and controlled.
This living treasure! You ...... I can't find the words to scold you! No, I'm angry, why aren't I annoyed? I want to scold him, why do I snicker?
Looks like your face is still hot?
Is it red?
Gong Mengran controlled her emotions, turned her head, and stared at Lu Ping for an answer.
Lu Ping thought for a while and said, "Miss, if I tell you, I made a feather duster from it and swept the bed......"
"Is your bed so big?" Gong Mengran gestured with both hands, no, no, he was about to be angry to death.
"That's not it. Lu Ping continued to think for a while, and then said, "I seem to use it to sweep the dust on my shoes." Yes, yes, it's pretty easy to use. But these days are old and shedding, can it be said that this fox has reached the moulting period?"
Gong Mengran emphasized: "It's still the moulting period! That's not a real fox tail, it's a handmade ......."
No, even if it's true, it can't have a moulting period!
Gong Mengran was a little messy, she wanted to be quiet.
"I'll just say, I don't smell the fox like that. "Lu Ping originally wanted to say 'sassy smell', but he didn't think it was very elegant, so he turned around.
"That ornament is so stupid on the key, why did you get it down?" Gong Mengran finally found a reason to criticize this product, and asked rhetorically: "This is public property, you dare to embezzle it for private use?
"It must be comfortable to pluck your ears, but the key is that you can't put them in. Lu Ping touched his ears and simulated it.
Gong Mengran played the president's style: "The key will be confiscated first, and when will the public property be returned, and then I will consider whether to give it to you." ”
Lu Ping looked aggrieved: "Miss, you are a little difficult for a strong man, if you can find the tail, it will be placed in my shoe cabinet." But do you think, I'm a big man who takes such a string of fox tails every day, and when he shakes his hand, others will think I'm a little too feminine?
"That's right. Gong Mengran smacked the corners of her mouth and blamed, "Didn't you say that earlier?"
So he handed the key back.
Lu Ping took it and thought: If I had said it earlier, how could I have the opportunity to have such a wonderful interaction with the eldest lady?
It's a while to be able to stay with you a little longer.
Around four o'clock in the afternoon.
A man with bronzed skin came to the Mercedes-Benz shop.
This person looked at the car and the people at the same time, his expression was like fire, and his eyes were like moments.
And he also took advantage of the time to consult the situation of the vehicle, and chatted with the front desk and sales representative about the topic.
At six o'clock in the evening, the man came to a corner of the auto trade city and made a phone call.
"Sister Bingbing, I basically know the situation of Lu Ping, and I can start tonight...... Don't worry, you can guarantee that it will be neat and tidy, so that he won't get out of bed for three months!"
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