Chapter 465: Red and Red (Big Chapter~Today is Lao Zhang's Birthday~)

Is it such a good chat!

Zhang Tianyang was shocked for a while.

Two men and two women with two umbrellas are okay!

"There are only two umbrellas!

The middle-aged man who was asked obviously couldn't answer, and blushed and defended there.

"Of course it's possible!I can ask this question, of course there is an answer, think about it~"

"Hmm...... I can't think of it......"

The middle-aged man frowned sadly for a while, and he wanted to divert his gaze, so he raised his head and went to greet the little nurse in the nurse station.

"You guys are doctors, what kind of anti-infection and so on, you should be very good at it, right? Tell me about it!"

The little nurse who had been eavesdropping was willing to respond, and her face turned red instantly.

The older nurse next to her stood up like a calf, waving her hand at the waist.

"Go back to the ward at night! Don't stick here! Hurry up and go!"

"Eh, don't mind, it's not a professional thing, you have to ask a professional person......"

"Eh, don't take the needle! Okay, let's go now. ”

Two patients with mouths full of meat jokes were driven back.

The nurses' station and the doctor's office were a place where a brief calm was restored.

Zhang Tianyang was speechless for a while, shook his head, and continued to bury his head in reading.

But on the other side of the nurse's station, across the wall, there was a sound of Suo.

Zhang Tianyang's ears moved, and it was the voice of the little nurse who deliberately lowered it.

"Instructor, do you know the answer?"

"What answer?"

"That's it, that's the question they just talked about......"

Silence is urology tonight.

The old nurse, who was called the instructor, seemed to choke for a while before her face became angry.

"You're not working hard, what's going on in your head!"

"Hmm, everyone's work is done......

The little nurse snorted and chirped, still pestering the old nurse.

"Instructor~Instructor~You must know the answer!Just tell me~Teacher~Member~"

"I don't know...... Well, why don't you go and ask the doctor?"

Silence, still tonight's urology.

Zhang Tianyang's "Urological Surgery Book" is still on that page.

Sighing, looking up, half of the little nurse's head appeared at the door of the office.

"That, doctor......"

The little nurse hesitated for a while, but still came over with a grinding chirping, her little face flushed, but her eyes were full of curiosity.

"I want to ask you a question......"

"Alas......"

Zhang Tianyang sighed again.

What the hell is a urology nurse......

"It's just a set-in-a-set. ”

Zhang Tianyang didn't ask the nurse to repeat the question again, and began to explain very automatically and consciously.

"Four people, two umbrellas, but two umbrellas have four sides, so theoretically, one person and one side are enough. ”

"Male A first wears two layers of umbrellas and plays with female A, one layer of umbrellas is left with female A, and the other layer is taken away by himself.

Female A plays with Male B with the umbrella she has left, and then asks Male B to take the umbrella away.

Male A plays with Female B with the initial umbrella and leaves the umbrella with Female B when it is over.

In the end, Male B carries an umbrella, and Female B also carries an umbrella and plays last. ”

It's a very simple logical idea.

The core principle is nothing more than a "set of suits".

After Zhang Tianyang finished explaining, he pulled an A4 piece of paper and drew a schematic diagram.

Then he stuffed the paper directly into the little nurse's hand.

The little nurse's mouth gradually opened into an "O" shape.

Silence, still urology tonight.

After a long time, the little nurse raised her head in a daze and gave Zhang Tianyang a thumbs up.

"Doctor, it's really awesome!"

......

The doctor's office is no longer available.

Since answering the little nurse's question, Zhang Tianyang has felt two lines of exploration from time to time.

When he turned around, the little nurse at the door must have shrunk his head in half.

Even the old nurse came to see him.

The "honest" Zhang Tianyang had no choice but to slip away to the doctor's lounge.

"Whew-"

In the lounge, there was a faint smell of smoke.

Although doctors always tell others that smoking and drinking alcohol are harmful to health.

But often, doctors themselves smoke and drink alcohol.

Especially the surgeons.

One counts as one, all of them are wine fairies dressed in white!

There is no explicit rule in the hospital that doctors are not allowed to smoke, but for the sake of the collective image, doctors do not smoke in front of patients.

When I was addicted to smoking, I hid in the doctor's lounge.

Drill into the bathroom, lock the door, and take a leisurely sip.

Then, a shudder.

Then stuff the cigarette butt into the large crack in the wall tile.

In fact, the tiles on the wall were not originally used as "ashtrays".

But when there are more people stuffed, there is also a "cylinder".

The aunts also know about this place and come to pick it up every once in a while.

But today, obviously, is not the day to pick up.

Most of the cigarette butts had accumulated in the cracks of the tiles.

That smell, even if you close the bathroom door, will still slowly spread outside.

Zhang Tianyang closed the door a little tighter.

When I was about to pick a bed and lie down, I found that there were already people sleeping in the lounge.

It's a female doctor.

In many departments of the hospital, there is only one doctor's lounge, and the male doctor is in it, and the female doctor is also in it.

They are all hard-pressed children on duty, lying down neatly, and they can rush forward in a white coat when they encounter something.

There is nothing inconvenient about it.

Judging from the face of the female doctor, she should be quite athletic.

At this time, he was lying on his side on the lower bunk by the door, looking at his phone.

Zhang Tianyang knows her.

She is the general resident of the Department of Urology.

"The doctor on duty today?"

The female doctor glanced at Zhang Tianyang and asked casually.

After receiving an affirmative reply, he nodded slightly, and then his gaze continued to fall back to his phone.

Fingertips fluttered, brows furrowed slightly, as if typing.

Zhang Tianyang picked a lower bunk that went a little inside.

He found out after hanging up his white coat next to the bed, plugging in the charger for his phone, and then crawling into bed.

Female doctor, slept.

Next to her pillow, there are two mobile phones.

One was an ordinary mobile phone that she was still holding and typing just now.

There is also a machine for the elderly that is dedicated to the general hospital and can only answer the phone.

Zhang Tianyang stared at the two mobile phones.

The total hospitalization is not just talking.

Generally, the department will be equipped with two inpatient directors at the same time, one person works 24 hours a day, and eats, drinks and Lazar all in the hospital.

Otherwise, how can it be said that it is "hospitalized"?

Zhang Tianyang knows the total hardship of hospitalization.

So he got out of bed lightly and turned off the light.

......

The night was getting deeper.

But people started to get busy.

The two spent less than two hours in the break room.

Since half past eight, all kinds of things have been found one after another.

The special plane for the hospitalization rings almost every half hour or so.

Zhang Tianyang heard it a few times.

They all shouted that the hospitalized general went to pull out the urinary catheter.

I don't know why they always have to pull out the catheter in the middle of the night.

There are also a lot of things going on in the ward.

After a while, the patient's incision hurt.

After a while, another patient had diarrhea.

Even the 36 beds in Zhang Tianyang's hand rang the bell and called him over, saying that he wanted to vomit.

Zhang Tianyang looked around and didn't prescribe medicine.

"You can go buy some lemons, oranges and whatever, smell more. ”

In fact, most of it is a piecemeal thing.

It's not a big problem, but it just doesn't give you a good rest.

After "sit-ups" several times, Zhang Tianyang gave up the struggle and sat back in the doctor's office.

Anyway, they have to be called to work.

Staying in the office, the nurses don't have to run so far every time they shout.

At half past eleven in the evening, the 36-bed eldest sister suddenly sent her man to deliver a fruit basket.

Zhang Tianyang wanted to refuse, but the other party was resolute.

"Doctor, you can take it!

You said before that buying some lemons and oranges can stop vomiting, so I bought a fruit basket by the way, but the mother-in-law at home can really only smell lemons and oranges!

She shouted that I must give you the fruit basket.

Otherwise...... Just cut me ......"

Silence, or urology tonight.

Zhang Tianyang put away the fruit basket with a smile.

This wasn't the first basket he'd ever received.

But the contents of the fruit basket are different every time.

It's like this.

Yellow mango, pear, banana, red dragon fruit, cherry, cherry tomatoes.

As far as the eye can see, there is a "red fire".

Maybe it's the taste of the 36-bed sister?

Zhang Tianyang was no longer polite, and divided a part of the hospitalization and nurses, and used all the rest to replenish his physical strength and prepare to deal with the challenge in the middle of the night.

But strangely, after the fruit basket was delivered from the 36th bed, Corey's patients suddenly fell silent.

Duty began to enter a "plateau".

At twelve o'clock, the general phone call of the hospital was also quiet.

At half past twelve, Zhang Tianyang fell asleep in fear.

A little......

Snake eyes......

Three.

"Ding Ling Ling Ling-"

The two people in their sleep were awakened at the same time by the hospitalized main plane.

"Here the urology residency is the total!"

The female doctor's voice was obviously full of wake-up gas.

But on the other side, the momentum is not weak at all.

"We've got a patient here, he's in critical condition!"

"Smack. ”

Hospitalized always in bed.

But Zhang Tianyang had already rolled out of bed.

The sixth sense told him.

This phone call should disturb more than just the hospital's dreams.

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Gollum~

Today is 8.23~

Lao Zhang's birthday, well.

Then I wish An An a happy birthday!

Hey~

Thank you 3000 sister for the cake ~ thank you Fengfeng for the snacks ~ I'm going to eat them!

Love you cute~