Chapter 382 - Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention, and Girlfriends
Bai Kexin pouted.
Gong Mengran also pouted.
Lu Ping expressed dissatisfaction.
"How myopic are you, big manager?" Bai Kexin smiled evilly.
Gong Mengran stared at Lu Ping with a solemn face, and asked him, "How much does it cost to hire someone to open their eyes and tell nonsense?"
Faced with the doubts of the two eldest ladies.
Lu Ping didn't say a word.
I've never seen such a down-and-out boss.
Bai Kexin took the lead in reining in the joke and said, "Okay, don't hit him, Xiao Lu Lu is about to cry." Handsome, handsome, you're the most handsome in the world, right?"
Gong Mengran dismantled the stage and said: "What's the use of being handsome, it's really handsome to sell me a good car!"
Tong Fu looked at the two once-in-a-lifetime peerless beauties in front of him, and ripples rippled in his heart.
Is this guy handing over peach blossom luck?
He looked at Lu Ping with envy and hatred, and the taste was overflowing.
"What do you see, what should you do, what should you do!" Lu Ping ordered him to evict customers: "Remember to go back and tell you that Mr. Fu, let him go to the Auto Trade City to find me to buy a car, didn't you see that our boss has put pressure on me?"
Tong Fu waved the business card in his hand and smiled: "Tell, tell you." ”
Then he departed in a huff.
Gong Mengran looked at Lu Ping with a smile and asked, "You...... You've given people business cards, and you're selling cars?"
Lu Ping nodded matter-of-factly: "Yes, now I will give business cards to everyone, and I will sell cars to everyone." Otherwise, my performance would be so good? That's what I do...... This perseverance. ”
Gong Mengran said with emotion: "Lu Ping, you moved me. ”
"It's not enough to be moved by light, it depends on your actual actions. Lu Ping tilted his cheek slightly.
This time, it was Bai Kexin's turn to see that it was not a big deal, and he fanned the flames on the side and said: "Xiao Lu Lu wants you to reward him with a fragrant kiss, go kiss, kiss quickly!"
"I'll let you be no bigger or small!" Gong Mengran immediately kicked out.
Fortunately, Lu Ping's flash was fast.
Otherwise, it doesn't hurt.
"Miss, why are you kicking me?" Lu Ping pleaded innocently after flashing to a safe position.
Gong Mengran frowned slightly: "What do you say?"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Are you ...... Have you anything to do when you're full?"
It's broken, it's broken, this joke seems to be a little big, and the eldest lady's eyes are starting to breathe fire.
Run for your life!
Lu Ping rushed to the front of the car as soon as he slipped through the smoke.
"White lady, go to your kitchen and take out the kitchen knife, today is either me or he dies!" Gong Mengran hurriedly caught up, and reminded Bai Kexin behind him.
Lu Ping hugged his wrist and begged for mercy: "Miss, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?"
"If I don't fight for three days, I will go to the house and uncover the tiles! Dare to say that I have nothing to do when I am full...... It's the other way around, it must be the other way around. Gong Mengran's face was pale, as if she was a provoking woman who had gone down the mountain.
Lu Ping hurriedly opened the rear door with a meritorious service, and said politely: "Miss, please get in the car, please get in the car." ”
At this time, Bai Kexin had already found a hollow metal baseball bat from the car, handed it to Gong Mengran, and said, "The kitchen knife is free, I think this is not bad." ”
Lu Ping criticized: "White lady, you are aiding and abusing!"
"She's here to help me eliminate harm for the people!" Gong Mengran emphasized, grabbed the baseball bat with both hands, and said, "Turn around, hold your head in your hands, and let me hit a few times." ”
Lu Ping asked, "Where to fight?"
Gong Mengran said: "Where there is more meat, where to fight." ”
"I have never seen such a ruthless boss. Lu Ping knew that she was definitely reluctant to exert herself, so he turned his back and let his ass in front of her very cooperatively.
"Grit your teeth, don't cry out in pain!" Gong Mengran was like playing golf, and after trying a few sticks on the spot, he swung the first shot.
Trumpet!
Very gentle.
And the posture is also very elegant.
"Ouch...... Miss, do you really have to do it?" Lu Ping touched his ass and jumped for a while.
Gong Mengran suddenly panicked, and dropped the baseball bat by mistake: "I didn't use my strength." ”
"Oh, Xiao Lulu, how are you? Isn't it painful, come, sister help you rub it." Bai Kexin also leaned forward with a concerned face, and didn't forget to turn his head and glare at Gong Mengran, and complained: "You really fight, don't you know how to lighten it?"
Seeing Lu Ping's exaggerated expression, Gong Mengran suddenly realized: "It must be pretended, pretended!"
Lu Pingbian didn't admit it: "I'll try to beat you?"
Gong Mengran said sharply: "You dare!"
"White lady, you are still good to me. Lu Ping performed a man's coquettishness, and his head rested on Bai Kexin's shoulder next to him.
Bai Kexin rubbed Lu Ping's ass and said, "Of course, with such a tyrant, she will either deduct her salary or spank her, what are you doing with her?" ”
Lu Ping nodded: "Reasonable, reasonable." ”
Bai Kexin said: "Good birds choose trees to perch, stay away from tyrants, and follow Kexin!"
Lu Ping exclaimed, "It's quite rhyming." ”
Gong Mengran saw it, and her angry little face was blue, these two embarrassed guys.
"White lady, you're too hypocritical, aren't you? It's obviously the stick you handed me, and you're still pretending to be a good person here. Gong Mengran picked up the baseball bat from the ground and threatened her.
Bai Kexin argued: "I thought you were just scaring and scaring Xiao Lulu, how do you know that you are really fighting?"
Gong Mengran stomped his feet anxiously: "I didn't really fight, I just patted it lightly, and the dragonfly dotted the water." ”
Bai Kexin said: "Dragonfly dotted water to make people's little Lu Lu hurt like this?"
Gong Mengran emphasized: "He is clearly pretending!"
"Ouch...... Ouch...... Is my ass broken in half?Ouch......" Lu Ping cried out in pain while tentatively looking at the eldest lady's face, feeling that his bitter trick was indeed a bit exaggerated.
Poor acting.
So what's the solution?
"Okay, okay Xiao Lulu, eat more meat in a while and make up for you. If you want to eat, you can order it, and my sister will definitely satisfy you. Bai Kexin said.
Lu Ping took the opportunity to say: "I want to go to the skewers, I want to drink beer." ”
Bai Kexin said: "Just masturbate, it's all up to you, it's all up to you, and you can masturbate as much as you want." ”
Gong Mengran expressed his opinion on the side: "I want to eat 'Mansion Gate', where there is my favorite 'Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea'." I'm going to slaughter you anyway. ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Can you skewer the door of the mansion?"
Gong Mengran said: "Can't!"
Bai Kexin was in a dilemma, and said tentatively: "Go to the skewers first, and then go to the mansion to eat the eight immortals across the sea, how about it?"
Lu Ping and Gong Mengran said in unison: "It's not good." ”
In the car.
The three of them discussed where to eat.
In the end, for the sake of Lu Ping's buttocks hurting, Gong Mengran made a concession and agreed to masturbate with humiliation.
Of course, Bai Kexin is also from a wealthy family and is not used to eating barbecue, but in order to take care of Xiao Lulu's feelings, she has always stood on the same front with him.
A food stall.
The smoke is rippling and lively.
This is the peak time for people to brag about wild skewers.
The waiter came over with the menu to take the list.
Gong Mengran rushed to order food for Lu Ping this time: "A shredded potato, a pound of mutton skewers, a bucket of beer to kill him, and another 'flower and hair integration', and ...... Horns and horns...... Horn ...... What kind of oil...... It's a snail!"
She also remembers the scene when Lu Ping first joined the company and took herself out to eat a roadside stall.
Very impressive.
Lu Ping said: "Miss, you are not very skilled in this order, it seems that you still eat less." ”
Bai Kexin said confusedly: "I don't even know what she ordered." ”
Gong Mengran emphasized: "It's all what our Lu drivers love to eat, are you satisfied this time?"
"Yes? That's good, that's good. Bai Kexin took the menu, ordered a few more stir-fries, and then said to Gong Mengran: "If you come, you will be safe, wine, do you dare to come with me for some white?"
Gong Mengran seemed to be more energetic, and said aggressively: "If it's white, it's white, I think I'm afraid of you if your surname is white?"
Bai Kexin said: "Look at me if I don't feed you a mountain and a tsunami, you are drunk!"
Gong Mengran was not convinced: "Who pours who is not certain!"
What's the situation?
Lu Ping couldn't understand the routines of the two girlfriends.
"A bottle of liquor, take the most expensive......! Is there Moutai?" Bai Kexin asked the waiter.
The waiter said tentatively: "Moutai no, is it okay in Moutai Town?"
Bai Kexin asked, "More money for a bottle?"
The waitress snapped his fingers and said, "There are 30, 50, and the best is 75, and the taste is very good......
Lu Ping couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Brother, are you mistaken? Both of them are eldest ladies worth more than a dozen figures, and you sell them dozens of yuan of wine?"
The waiter said, "The main thing is that we don't have a ...... in the store I don't have any good wine. ”
"I have it in the car!Lu Ping, go over and take down the box of wine in the trunk!" Gong Mengran turned his head and glanced at the Mercedes-Benz parked on the side of the road.
Lu Ping said with an embarrassed expression: "Miss, you have to think about it carefully, your wine is Lai Mao, which has been treasured for thirty years, and you are going to honor your father one day, more than 200,000 boxes!"
"Treasured wine, drink, must drink!" Bai Kexin had the momentum of a bold woman.
Gong Mengran raised his hand: "Just go and get it, it's a big deal to buy it." I'm going to kill the majesty of the White Lady today!"
Bai Kexin echoed: "Hmph, let's see who kills whom!"
On the bar?
The key is that Lu Ping doesn't know, how did he get on the bar?
Lu Ping walked to the Mercedes-Benz, wandered around for a while, and then turned back again.
"Miss, I'm ...... I've got to be honest with you. Lu Ping saw that he couldn't hide it anymore, so he chose to confess: "Actually...... Actually, your case of wine...... The box...... It...... It has long since evaporated. ”
Gong Mengran frowned: "You...... What do you say?"
Lu Ping said: "Alcohol, it's volatilized." You've studied chemistry and know that alcohol is volatile, right? ”
Gong Mengran asked rhetorically: "How do you know?"
Lu Ping said hesitantly: "I ...... I...... I just tasted it once in a while......"
"You stole all six bottles?" Gong Mengran looked at Lu Ping with a smile and a smile, really regretting that he didn't whip him a few times in Bai Kexin's courtyard.
Lu Ping explained: "I ...... I didn't hold back for a while, so I ...... There are only six bottles in total, and I can't help but drink it. ”
Gong Mengran pressed her forehead and lowered her head to hide her anger: "I...... I'll be quiet. ”
Lu Ping suggested: "I think I can deduct my salary to offset the wine." ”
Gong Mengran raised her head and asked, "How many years will it take?"
Lu Ping blurted out: "Is the deed of sale for a lifetime enough?"
"Isn't it just a case of wine, I'll compensate you for Xiao Lu Lu another day, see if you're stingy!" Bai Kexin lost no time in saying: "Xiao Lu Lu, come on, come on, sit next to my sister, and my sister will protect you." ”
Gong Mengran said indignantly: "Do you still dare to get used to him? Do you see how bold he is now?"
Bai Kexin said: "He will never be again." ”
"Okay! Boss Ben will give you a chance to atone for your sins! The autumn auto show is coming soon, make a plan for me, write a plan, you can't sell 300 cars, you come to see me!" Gong Mengran said to Lu Ping.
Lu Ping exclaimed: "Three hundred, Miss, kill me, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish it." ”
Gong Mengran said: "What was your energy to sell 127 units a day before?"
Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "I took out nearly 200 million yuan for publicity, didn't I tell you last time?"
"Wait, I didn't understand. Bai Kexin interrupted the conversation between the two in confusion, and further questioned: "Mengran, you spent 200 million yuan on publicity in order to sell cars, did you have a water in your brain......?" How many cars can I sell to recover the cost? If it's broken, I'm afraid my money will be wasted, and you're not very sick now, and I'm going to do the second phase of the project with you, are you going to pay me to death? Don't tell me, the 200 million publicity money is from my investment. ”
Gong Mengran said in a word: "Anyway, it's related to you." ”
"Ah, really?" Bai Kexin's eyes widened and said: "It seems that this sentence is not groundless, it really exists in reality." ”
"I'm too lazy to explain to you!" Gong Mengran glanced at Lu Ping, recalling his various contributions to the Auto Trade City, as well as his past of fighting for himself and Bai Kexin, but he couldn't bear to punish him.
At this time.
Lu Ping's mobile phone rang suddenly.
Press the screen to take a look.
It's her?