Chapter 20: Pretending to be tender
"Didn't see that?"
Yan Shuishui looked at the young mortal man in front of him suspiciously.
This mortal was obviously sitting at the door, only a dozen meters away from her landing point, how could she not see such a big living person falling from the sky?
But...... So far, the outer demons have not come, and it seems that it should be true.
She breathed a sigh of relief and reconfirmed, "You really didn't see it?"
Are you so afraid that your second secondary school's shameful appearance will be seen? β
Lin Zhishui glanced at the long-legged girl with a smile and said, "Don't worry, I shouldn't see it, I will treat it as if I didn't see it." β
Yan Shuishui was a little confused.
Does this mortal mean by this...... Actually, he saw it, but he would pretend not to see it?
Fainted...... Brother, have you seen it?!
Yan Shuishui took a deep breath, resisted the urge to scream out this question, slapped his forehead helplessly, and said, "Okay, then when you don't see it." β
She was about to turn around and leave, when she suddenly swept her eyes and found that there was a camera under the eaves of this small shop!
Even if this mortal hasn't noticed anything yet, he may just be a little suspicious, but if he goes to check the camera and he sees the image of himself falling from the sky, it will be bad!
After this thought flashed through his mind, Yan Shuishui's footsteps that had just been raised froze suddenly.
"Ha, hahaha. β
Yan Shuishui laughed embarrassedly twice, put down his feet in small leather shoes as if nothing happened, turned to look at Lin Zhishui as naturally as possible, looked at him pitifully, as if he was about to cry, and begged: "Little brother, you see that I am wet like this, can you let me go in and sit for a while?"
As she spoke, she also crossed her fingers in front of her chest, intentionally or unintentionally squeezing out a little shallow career line, the wet white shirt was close to her skin, and the two unbuttoned buttons made the slightly open neckline reveal a hint of temptation.
Coupled with this youthful and pretty face, the wet black hair sticks to the fair skin, and the slender thin eyelashes are still stained with water droplets, which is even more moving.
"Hmph, mortal, my aunt and grandmother are so wet and tempting you, I don't believe you don't take the bait!" she snorted in her heart.
The corners of Lin Zhishui's mouth moved slightly, why did this sound weird?
If you don't know the cause and effect, and only look at the situation at the scene, according to these words, combined with the girl's expression and the water droplets flowing down the inner thighs, then someone will definitely say excitedly: Wow, I've seen this plot! Shoot brother, I thank you......
"Ahem, come in. β
Master Lin, who has always been an eel, naturally won't refuse, anyway, he has to wait for his little snake to come over, so it's nothing to let her come in to hide from the rain, and it's also excellent to have a cute girl to chat and relieve boredom......
"Little brother is such a good person, thank you!"
Yan Shuishui screamed happily, and immediately flashed into the house at a speed close to the limit of mortals, not forgetting to despise it in his heart.
"My aunt and grandmother know that these mortal men can't walk when they see the pretty little girl, so I just said a little ambiguous and ambiguous words, this guy probably has crispy bones, and now his mind must be full of filth, right? My aunt and grandmother are only twenty-eight girls now, what a beast! I really want him to know that my aunt and grandmother are forty-five!"
Of course, she can only complain in her heart.
The top priority is to delete the monitoring records, otherwise it will be the end of attracting external demons.
Let's put it on for now...... She secretly decided.
"You can hide from the rain here. β
Lin Zhishui took a sip of tea, glanced at the girl, and said casually: "My girlfriend is coming to pick me up, I guess I'll be there in a while, I'll go back later, you can go out when the rain stops, just help me lock the door by the way." β
Yan Shuishui couldn't help but be slightly stunned and asked, "Is it okay?"
This mortal is not afraid that she will steal the things in the store? Even if there is a camera, it will be troublesome to catch the thief, right?
A stranger to her, how can she trust her so much?
And he also specifically mentioned his girlfriend, can he ...... In fact, he didn't have the idea of driving a stroller?
"Of course. Lin Zhishui smiled and nodded.
This shop, there is no valuable thing, including the camera installed at the door, it is just a look of goods, as for calligraphy and painting, you can write a lot of it at any time, for people who don't like calligraphy, it's just a pile of waste paper.
Are you afraid of stealing this kind of broken store?
And judging from the dress and temperament of this girl, it is obvious that the child of a rich family, how can she be a thief and steal such a broken thing from him?
Of course he was relieved.
"Thank you so much, little brother. Yan Shuishui suddenly smiled.
She wanted to secretly cast the Forgetfulness Needle to make this mortal forget the memory of this time, and then destroy the camera or something before leaving, but now it seems that this mortal's character is quite good, so forget it.
Then wait for this mortal to leave, and then she will delete the surveillance records.
Lin Zhishui glanced at the sky outside the door and said, "However, it won't be long before the rain stops, and you don't have to wait too long, and besides, you don't care about the rain, right?"
- It's already soaked anyway, and you're still afraid of the rain?
"How do you know?" Yan Shuishui looked at Lin Zhishui with some surprise.
This gentle light rain was formed by her praying for rain, and the 'Gonggong' Dharma body she cultivated was the Taoist inheritance handed down from the filthy earth and wood, and the first day of the 'Qin Tianjian' was able to see through the heavenly phenomena, and now the 'Pheasant' of the second day of the pass is the best at praying for rain.
She prayed for this light rain in order to use the magic power of 'Pheasant Worship' to find the exterminating bird with rain spells, the cloud is not big, and it will end in a short time.
And this mortal ...... Can you see it?
also said that she didn't care about the rain, which always gave her a feeling that the other party had seen her through.
But this person is obviously a mortal, how can there be a senior master who needs someone else to pick him up in order to go home and hide from the rain in the house?
Well, I should just be overthinking.
She said secretly.
"Of course I know, it's easy to see, right?" Lin Zhishui smiled slightly.
In fact, he just checked the analysis of relevant experts on the Internet, and it is said that this sudden rain only covered the whole city, and this kind of low-water rainfall is just showers.
Of course, he didn't know much about the scientific theories or something, so he could only fool the little girl.
"You must have guessed, don't lie to me, I'm not a child. Yan Shuishui deliberately pursed her lips and snorted like a twenty-eight girl.
Lin Zhishui shook his head amusedly: "Only children will say that they are not children, and old guys like to pretend to be young people." β
Yan Shuishui opened his mouth, but he didn't dare to say anything, he was a little helpless, but he could only hold back, he couldn't say that he was forty-five, right?
"Speaking of which......" Lin Zhishui glanced at the sky outside the door and asked casually: "You have a conflict with the elders in the family, right?
"My parents don't worry about me, she will take care ......of me," Yan Shuishui muttered, and looked at Lin Zhishui with some surprise, "But little brother, you guessed so accurately." β
Somehow, this mortal guessed so accurately that she always had a feeling of being seen through inexplicably
Lin Zhishui just smiled and didn't say anything.
A rebellious girl, who doesn't go home in the middle of the night, is drenched in the rain outside on a rainy day, and is so naΓ―ve, of course, she has a conflict with her parents.
Yan Shuishui saw the mysterious smile on this mortal's face, and his heart became more and more strange, and he couldn't help but ask a little strangely: "By the way, little brother, why are you talking strangely?"
She found that the way this mortal man spoke, half-ancient and half-white, gave her the feeling ...... It's like Shizun and those old-timers who have lived for hundreds of years are trying to learn how to speak to modern people, but they habitually use some ancient languages.
Could it be ...... Are you learning ancient Chinese?
"Ahem, I said I got used to it, and I haven't changed it a bit. β
Lin Zhishui coughed lightly a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but be speechless.
I have been communicating with the guests too much these days, and I can't change it for a while......
Alas, in the eyes of these post-00s who generally like to use AWSL, XSWL, XXS, etc., I'm afraid he has become a dull old guy, right?
'Say you're used to it?'
Yan Shuishui was a little puzzled, and couldn't help asking: "Could it be that little brother, are you an actor or a dubbing CV?"
"It's just a layman who sells calligraphy and paintings. β
Lin Zhishui shook his head slightly, and he didn't bother to explain too much to the children.
"Oh, it turns out that you are a calligraphy and painting shop, I said how can there be four treasures of the study. Yan Shuishui suddenly glanced at the pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and so on on the desk.
"Do you like calligraphy?" Lin Zhishui couldn't help asking, judging from the girl's clothing and temperament, it seems that she is also from a rich family, maybe she can develop into a customer?
"I've studied for a while, but I'm not interested, but the elders in the family like it. Yan Shuishui shook his head.
"Oh, okay. β
Lin Zhishui didn't say much, his calligraphy and paintings were no different from waste paper in front of people who didn't love calligraphy.
At this time, the mobile phone rang, he took out the mobile phone and looked at it, and sure enough, it was his own little snake calling, and he connected it.
Immediately, She Xilu's voice revealing grievances and fear sounded on the opposite side: "Hey...... Hey, me...... I can't find your shop...... It's dark here, and it's still ...... Still around, I ...... I...... I'm scared ......."
Lin Zhishui said a little funny: "You come to pick me up, are you still afraid? Okay, then don't look for it, just wait for me at the intersection of the street and the bus stop." β
"Oh, what about you...... You hurry up and ......," She Xilu said quickly.
"Okay, just wait. Lin Zhishui said with a smile.
After ending the call, he picked up the satchel he had packed next to him, waved his hand to the girl, and said, "I'll go first, you can hide from the rain in the store, and remember to lock the door for me when you leave." β
"Okay, goodbye, little brother. Yan Shuishui couldn't wait to wave goodbye.
If it weren't for the fact that this mortal is still kind and honest, and she is also very good-looking, she would have lost the patience to pretend to be a poor girl who is a little brother, and she vomits......
Spit up.
Pretending to be young and chatting for a long time, this person can be regarded as leaving.
Hurry up and delete the monitoring records, and she will go back to ask for credit from her master as soon as possible.
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PS: (First update, ask for tickets~)