"I'm talking about a true story, and the protagonist is my third uncle. ”

"Really, how did he come back with a fish in exchange for a wife?"

"In the seventies, when there was a shortage of materials, and there were no big fish and meat to eat in the city, my third uncle liked to go fishing in the wild, looking for those big ponds that were not guarded, he had good skills and good luck, and often caught a lot of big and small fish. ”

"Well, and then what?"

"One evening he had caught a fish and was rushing back, and when he passed a small restaurant, he saw a beautiful girl in it, and he went in with the fish. ”

"That girl, is that your third aunt?"

"Well, she is the daughter of the restaurant owner, and she helps the cook in the store, but my third uncle fell in love with her at a glance. ”

"A person who runs a restaurant, can't be so shallow in his vision, and someone takes a fish and changes his daughter away, right?"

"That day, my third uncle happened to catch a big fish, and I heard him say that it was a big grass carp of four or five catties. ”

"You caught it, it's so powerful, it can't be caught by any means, right?"

"I was also skeptical, but everyone in my family believed it, even my third aunt was convinced. ”

"Then why did he change his wife?"

"At that time, there was a shortage of materials, and ordinary people might not be able to eat such a big fish even during the Chinese New Year. My third uncle was very happy, handed over the fish to the shopkeeper, told him to cook it, and invited the people in the store to eat it together, and there were two tables of customers in the store at that time, and they all ate his fish. If you eat people with a short mouth, they all flatter the third uncle, saying that he is born with an atmosphere, such a big fish, and when he says that he shares, he will share it, and he is a character like Liu Bang in ancient times. ”

Chen Mo listened and pursed his lips and smiled.

"My third uncle is also a talent, tall, can eat and drink, eloquence, and is so generous, which attracted the attention of the store owner, so I asked the third uncle if he had a partner, and my third uncle said that he didn't. The shopkeeper said, I have a daughter, why don't you go on a blind date?"

"Oh my God, that's it?"

"yes, that's it. The old saying that a man's mouth eats all directions, and a woman's feet marry far away, there is really some truth in this old saying. My third uncle used a fish to exchange for a wife, which was enough for him to blow for a lifetime. It's a pity that he hasn't revealed Liu Bang's one-in-10,000 chance so far. ”

"Flutter!" Chen Mo smiled, "What about your third aunt?

"She was willing, she followed my third uncle back to my house that day, and she stayed at my house and refused to leave, so she spent the night......"

"Ahh

"Is it romantic? I think it's incredible. Not to mention that in those days, even now, there are not many women who fall in love with someone at first sight and spend the night. ”

"This is to tell Wang Ba to look at the mung beans and look at the right eye. ”

"It's also possible, although the third uncle's family is not rich and expensive, my third uncle is really good to the third aunt, and I really have nothing to say. When I first made money, I borrowed 100,000 yuan from each uncle and aunt to help them do some small business outside, but my third aunt said that it was too crowded to take the bus, and my third uncle didn't say a word, so he took the money to buy her a car. ”

"Really, then she's married to the right person. ”

"The fate of the world is really amazing. When a woman marries a man, she looks at her character and character, which is the most reliable. Yang Fei said, "After the story is over, you can also eat some fish." ”

"Do you also want to exchange fish for your daughter-in-law?" said Chen Moyanran.

They are telling stories here, the so-called speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, Xu Xiaoping over there listened, slapped the table angrily, turned around, glared at Yang Fei, and shouted: "Who are you insinuating?"

Yang Fei was surprised: "Who am I insinuating?"

"Are you transparent to me?" Xu Xiaoping was in a bad mood, and he didn't dare to get angry at Gao Yi and Gao Qin, so he threw himself at Yang Fei, "Who has a bad character? Who has a bad character?"

Yang Fei frowned and said, "What's your business, why are you leaning on yourself?"

"Who leaned on yourself? Don't think I don't know who you are! You are Yang Fei!"

"I'm Yang Fei! You know me best. ”

"Last time, you drove a Rolls-Royce and drove my wife back to the hotel!, right? I'm not mistaken, right?"

"Like, there was such a time? I don't remember exactly, there were too many women I sent. ”

"You!you!you!"

Xu Xiaoping said three you in a row, and he got up and rushed to Yang Fei: "I've put up with you for a long time!

Chen Mo said angrily: "Whose dog is this, who doesn't tie a chain when he goes out?

Yang Fei couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

Xu Xiaoping had a gloomy face, pointed at Chen Mo and said, "Who do you say is a dog?"

Chen Mo said: "I didn't name names, whoever admits it is a dog!"

"Presumptuous!" Xu Xiaoping couldn't bear it, and stretched out his hand to slap Chen Mo.

Yang Fei grabbed his wrist, squeezed it hard, and said in a deep voice: "Borrow your three guts, you don't dare to beat my Yang Fei's woman!"

Chen Mo is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he lifted his high heels, and stepped on Xu Xiaoping's toes.

Xu Xiaoping's hands were also painful, his feet were also painful, and he screamed, attracting the whole room to come and see the excitement.

Yang Fei pushed him away and sneered: "I think she said it well, you are a dog of the Gao family, you can't get rid of it!

Xu Xiaoping's face turned red, and he grabbed a bowl on the table behind him with his backhand, and was about to fall at Yang Fei.

Gao Qin got up and shouted, "Xu Xiaoping, stop! Don't you think you're embarrassed enough?"

Xu Xiaoping glanced at his wife resentfully: "Yo, are you heartbroken? Can't see me beating him? I beat him! We haven't divorced yet! Are you just protecting the wild man outside?"

Gao Qin trembled with anger.

Without waiting for Xu Xiaoping's wrist to smash out, Yang Fei made a strong move, picked up the pot of boiled fish on the table, and splashed it at him with a basin of soup and a basin.

There was a bang.

The thick soup, green onions, ginger, garlic and chili peppers hung Xu Xiaoping's head and face.

Yang Fei kicked up again and kicked Xu Xiaoping in the abdomen.

Xu Xiaoping groaned and squatted down.

Yang Fei kicked him to the ground with both feet, then straddled his back, raised his fist, and aimed it at the back of his neck, which was a messy beating.

Xu Xiaoping screamed, his eyes were fascinated by the soup, he couldn't open them, and his heart hurt.

Yang Fei had enough, then he got up, snorted, and said, "Damn! I recruited you to provoke you? I'll have a good meal with my friends, and you will also come to find trouble!"

Xu Xiaoping got up and cried and shouted, "Brother Yi, you have to make the decision for me!"

Gao Yi glanced at him with disgust, and then looked at Yang Fei coldly: "You are beating a little hard! As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat a dog!"

Yang Fei said: "I, Yang Fei, beat the dog, and never look at the master! If a vicious dog bites someone, he should be killed with a cane on the spot! I don't care who its owner is? The prince violates the law, and he is also guilty of the same crime as the common people!"

Gao Yi was already very angry in his heart, but he didn't lose his mind, his hands clenched into fists, he didn't think that he was Yang Fei's opponent, and he didn't dare to be rude, so he had to say fiercely: "Yang Fei, don't be too arrogant!"

Yang Fei said: "Compared to you, I Yang Fei can be regarded as low-key, right? At least, I, Yang Fei, will not commit murder with dogs!"

Gao Yi clenched his knuckles and said, "I heard that you are married to Chen Ruoling? Hehe, why don't you help your father-in-law's family? His family is about to collapse! You still have the heart to soak horses here!"

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