The young woman shook her head: "Probably not, the cemetery of the dead ghost cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to get, and I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy the cemetery when I died." ”

See, this young woman only has money in her eyes, no family affection, hey, speechless.

I thought about it again, since it was a cemetery that I bought for hundreds of thousands, I shouldn't treat that ghost badly in all aspects.

So, is there a problem with thinking about the funeral?

The young woman continued: "That dead ghost, I gave him a big funeral, it was very beautiful, and it was enough to give him face as a manager, after all, he took a lot of inheritance, and he married me later, but he died early." ”

This young woman can be regarded as having a little conscience, and she has earned a large amount of inheritance.

Dangdang!

The ancient bell on the wall struck five times.

When I looked up, it was already past eleven o'clock in the middle of the night.

Damn, it's all this time.

"Okay, eldest sister, it's too late, you go back first, I'll take you to your old cemetery tomorrow to have a look and then make plans." ”

When the young woman heard this, she saw that I was going to drive her away, and she refused to leave, so she grabbed my shameless strength and came up again: "Brother Liu Zilong, I won't leave, I'll live here today!"

Hey, are you a sticky bean bag or a bullshit plaster, excuse me, big sister, I look helpless.

"That dead ghost must be at home waiting for me to go back and be tortured, and I won't go back if I am killed!"

This young woman was beaten to death and didn't go back, preferring to live in my funeral shop, and I was also very helpless.

What can I do about this? I have never lived with a woman, and it is not good for people to see how bad it is, and I will inevitably make irresponsible remarks.

"Alright then, you stay here, I'll go to the next living room. "I wanted to go to the living room.

"Little brother, don't go!" the young woman stopped and grabbed me: "I'm so afraid, you can't go, stay with me, I'm afraid that the dead ghost will come to me!"

Hey, whether she's really scared or fake, I can't figure it out.

Actually, there are two paper men guarding the door at the door, so I don't have to be afraid of any evil to disturb me, but I can't tell this young woman that there is a talking paper man at the door who can watch the door, so I don't have to be afraid that the dead ghost will come to her, and I can't get in if I look for her.

Under the stalk of this young woman, I finally relented and decided to stay in a room with her for one night.

Before I knew it, it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, to be honest, I didn't like this kind of time period the most, it was too crazy, for fear that the papier-mâché things in the store would start to be restless and scare this young woman to death.

The young woman came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and put on my coat.

"Eldest sister, what are you doing in my pajamas?"

"Rare. The young woman smiled and came over.

"That, eldest sister, I'll make a bunk, you can sleep on the bed, don't go to bed early. ”

The young woman actually showed half of her shoulders, her eyes were a little more charming, and she beckoned to me: "Little brother, how cold is it on the ground, come, go to bed, I will give you a warm quilt, as long as you help me, I can be yours." ”

Bang bang bang!

Suddenly, just as I was about to give in, there was a sharp knock at the door, and I could clearly feel that the person outside the door, no, a ghost to be exact, was very angry.

Dangdang!

The knock on the door was louder and more urgent.

The young woman and I were both shocked.

The ghost outside the door saw that no one opened the door, and directly became angry and began to scold: "Come out for me, you cheap woman, you actually climbed into someone else's bed, shameless, come home with me to serve Lao Tzu!"

"Yes, it's him! He's coming for me, what should I do?" the young woman trembled with fright, and rushed straight into my arms, I was not mentally prepared.

I really didn't expect the other party to find here, it seems that this pervert is really hungry, and he is uncomfortable if he doesn't have sex on this day.

At the same time, I felt sympathy for this young woman, and found such a womanizer.

The young woman was nervous, but I was actually more nervous than her.

After all, I am also a halfway monk, and I haven't comprehended the feng shui techniques taught to me by my grandfather before, to put it bluntly, I am still a half-player.

And according to my judgment, there is obviously a bad ghost outside the door, and I don't have many ways to control this kind of evil ghost, how can I get it.

"Big, eldest sister, don't be afraid, as long as we don't go out, we should be fine, he shouldn't be able to break in. I comforted the young woman, but I was no less nervous than she was.

"Stinky little white face, dare to hook my wife, I will bite you to death!" The evil ghost outside the door was angry and kept shouting to tear my little white face apart.

I'm going, I'm going to be reasonable, it's obvious that your wife is shameless and came to me for help.

None of us dared to say anything, and the young woman covered her mouth, her eyes full of fear and horror.

I didn't dare open the door at all, and I was going to wait and see.

Bang bang bang!

After a while, the ghost became so angry that he seemed to be slamming the door with a hammer in his hand.

"Oh, he's going to crash in!" the young woman exclaimed, "Little brother, you have to think of a way, don't you know how to spell?"

I had to try it first, I immediately took out two spirit runes, painted cinnabar in three or two strokes, and flew up to stick to the top of the door: "Exorcism talismans!"

I don't dare to imagine what will happen next, so I'll shake the rune for a while.

In a moment, the spirit rune worked, and no matter how the ghost smashed the door, he just couldn't get in, and we were relieved.

However, the spirit rune can only last for ten minutes of spiritual power, and it will be troublesome if it expires for a while.

Just as I was in a hurry, the smashing outside the door stopped abruptly.

The young woman whispered, staring at me suspiciously: "Little brother, he, why didn't he smash it?

I'm also confused, how can such a pervert give up without eating the sweetness of a woman, it's impossible.

Is he trying to cheat outside the door?

I crept closer to the door, my heart beating to my throat.

Creak!

As soon as I got to the door, the door suddenly opened!

Whew!

Two winds of darkness blew in the face.

I subconsciously took a few steps backwards, clenching the talisman in my hand to fight the demon.

"Come on, pervert!"

However, a moment later, there was nothing outside the door.

I saw the two paper figures move slightly.

Yes!

Suddenly, a man's scream sounded in the air, followed by another yin wind, and it seemed that a black shadow flew out of the feng shui shop.

"Cheap woman, I actually invited a master, I will come back!" the male ghost scolded and turned into a black wind and left.

What's the situation?