Chapter 471: No Physical Performance
The order of the Spring Festival Gala's program appearance has been reshuffled, and the next sketch will be changed to Qian Lao's program, and He Xiao will replace Qian Lao as the finale of this year's Spring Festival Gala.
This finale does not refer to the last program of the Spring Festival Gala, but the last sketch before the clock strikes zero, which everyone has called it this for so many years.
Now that the Spring Festival Gala has started less than an hour, it is still early before the clock rings at zero o'clock, and He Xiao has an extra two hours to make final preparations.
Qian Xuefeng, who was inhaling oxygen, looked at this young man who took over to bring blessings to the people of the whole country at this time, and seemed to be a little curious why Liao Yuqing would choose him, after all, He Xiao is a fresh face, and he is not as familiar as Lao Gong and Dongzi, is it really okay to hand over the most critical program of the Spring Festival Gala to such a descendant?
But Liao Yuqing is the chief director and has his own opinions and ideas, he has already made a decision, and Qian Xuefeng can't interfere, so he can only silently pray that there won't be chaos during the performance.
At the front desk, a song and dance performance is over, the hosts are doing a series of work, the next one to appear is a cross talk work, and then there is the sketch of Qian Lao who was adjusted to appear in advance. ζζΊη«― δΈη§θ¨δ½γβm.\B\iq\u\g\\o\mγ provides you with wonderful \ novel reading.
In terms of time, he is not too anxious, Qian Lao can take oxygen to rest first, and then start preparations when the cross talk performance is halfway through.
The programming of the Spring Festival Gala was very tense, and after seeing that the crisis was resolved, many actors in the Qian Lao lounge who came to visit dispersed one after another, and they were busy with their own work.
After He Xiao said hello to Mr. Qian again, he also returned to his lounge with Lin Yunkai, and began to think about how this sketch could be more outstanding if he appeared in the finale, leaving a deep impression on the audience, and worthy of the name of successor Qian Lao.
Saving the Spring Festival Gala is actually very tiring, and the pressure is much greater than that of ordinary performers, in the world of black mobile phones, the fucking thing like a mistake in the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala often happens, either by relying on capable people to save the scene, or by relying on yourself to survive.
Lao Zhao, who is similar to the status of Mr. Qian, known as the king of sketches in the Northeast, also had physical problems one year, and took heart-saving pills and inhaled oxygen in the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala before he stiffened up to complete the performance, and it is said that his lips were purple after he got off the stage, and the whole person was almost collapsed.
The rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala was originally a physically demanding job, and it was really not friendly to the old actors, and the accidental events that happened in the parallel world also happened in their own world, which made He Xiao feel helpless.
Qian Lao's finale sketch is actually a hot potato, whoever takes it has to bear the risk of being complained about by the national audience, Liao Yuqing arranged the work on him, completely out of trust in He Xiao, so He Xiao can only bite the bullet.
Now it's still early, and it's the right thing to do to perfect the work.
On the stage, the cross talk sketch is almost over, but the response is mediocre, and there are a lot of complaints on the Internet.
Several well-known bloggers led the rhythm, saying that the whole show was brushing old stalks, and there was nothing new, and many people below followed and liked it.
This made many celebrities who did not go to the Spring Festival Gala frightened, glad that they were not invited this year, even though it is a good thing to be able to appear on the Spring Festival Gala, but not everyone can hold that stage, and if you are not careful, you will have to meet the bad reviews of the people across the country.
In fact, it is recognized that the cross talk industry is not as good as a year after year, and these two cross talk actors are still young post-90s, and their skills are still close to the skills of the older generation of craftsmen, and the audience itself does not have great expectations.
"Alas, this year's Spring Festival Gala is not interesting. β
"Yes, there is nothing new at all, the routine is the same as before, inviting a few traffic stars to sing, it's too boring. β
"Anyway, I never watch singing and dancing shows, I like to watch languages. β
"In recent years, language programs have also decreased, and I used to remember that there could be more than a dozen sketches in the whole party, but now five or six are considered good. β
"The next sketch is Sister Ming's, right? I guess she will definitely copy popular quotes again this year, especially the sentence 'Hundred causes must have results, your retribution is me', definitely say!"
"Haha, the truth upstairs. β
"To put it mildly, every time I watch her sketches, I tend to be embarrassed......"
"It's boring, I slipped away and went to play the game, and I'll watch it when the finale of the old money comes out. β
"Waiting for money old +10086"
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On Weibo, the popularity of the Spring Festival Gala has exceeded 50 billion, for Huaguo, which has a population of only 1.3 billion, how is this data calculated, we don't dare to say, we don't dare to ask, anyway, the popularity is very high.
After almost every show appears, it will receive a lot of complaints, and even the sketches that have not yet appeared have been dissed by netizens in advance, and it seems that only Mr. Qian has become everyone's expectation, and they are all looking forward to his finale.
"The one who is going to appear next is an old artist that the people of the whole country are looking forward to. β
"Oh, then I'm going to hear it, who has such a big face?"
"I really have to sell this and leave the mystery to the stage to reveal. β
At the end of the cross talk performance, the two hosts strung together one by one, and then the camera turned, another platform had been set up, a simple peasant family layout, a clay kang, a small table was placed on it, and under the slightly lit light, a simple old man could be seen sitting cross-legged and drinking wine.
This familiar style of painting is simply a clear stream on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, which made many audiences stunned.
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"Qian Lao?"
"Why did Mr. Qian appear so early this year?"
"I'm dizzy, isn't Qian Xuefeng the finale?
"What is the Spring Festival Gala for?"
The stunned voices sounded one after another on the Internet at this moment.
No one knows why Qian Xuefeng appeared so early this year, he has been in the finale for twenty-four years, and he has accompanied the growth of generation after generation, and now he is suddenly not the last to appear, which is really uncomfortable.
"Could it be that Grandpa Qian had a falling out with CCTV?"
"Impossible, I remember that the Spring Festival Gala program list clearly said that he was the last to appear!"
"Could it be that Old Man Qian doesn't want us to stay up all night and wait this year, so he deliberately advances?"
"Fart, who doesn't stay up late during the New Year?"
All kinds of speculation have come out, some people suspect that Qian Xuefeng has a falling out with CCTV, and some people say that it was Qian Lao himself who proposed to appear early and not to whet everyone's appetite.
In the midst of different opinions, in the end, a well-known apprentice of Mr. Qian stood up and announced the truth about the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala on Weibo, without revealing too much the order of the show, but just saying that the family teacher was unwell, and there would be no finale this year, and there would be another candidate for the finale.
As soon as these words came out, many netizens were stunned, and they reacted that Mr. Qian was already seventy years old, and while he was growing up with everyone, he was also old unconsciously, maybe in a few years, he will never be seen on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala again.
For a moment, everyone was silent.
"It doesn't matter what the finale is, we can only see Grandpa Qian's performance! Some well-known bloggers stood up to speak, causing many netizens to tears.
"Yes, it's okay if Grandpa Qian can still act in sketches. β
"Look at it and cherish it!"
"However, having said that, I still want to know who will replace Grandpa Qian in the finale this year, and who will be able to hold down this axis???"
"Yes, Mr. Qian's performance is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, he appeared in advance, so that the later performances suddenly had no expectations, and they were boring. β
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While everyone sighed, another question was placed in front of them, everyone wanted to know who would replace Qian Lao in the most critical performance of this year's Spring Festival Gala.
In the TV, Qian Lao's sketches are continuing, and one funny plot after another is thrown, which makes many people laugh and lean back together, and it is completely impossible to see that Qian Lao, who is performing hard at this time in the camera, has just finished inhaling oxygen in the background.
Qian Xuefeng's early appearance brought the atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala to a climax, even if several singing, dancing and acrobatics and other programs were carried out in a row, people still failed to get out of that state.
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Black Province.
"Qian Xuefeng's sketch this year is really interesting. β
"yes, it's funny. β
"By the way, when will our rabbit cub appear?"
"I said Old Man He, you don't even know how many appearances your son has, how did you become a father? Remember, the thirteenth!"
"The thirteenth, that's not right, it seems to be the fifteenth show now, right?"
"Oh, no, who's that...... Stop playing games, ask your brother what's going on, is the show over?"
The old He family was sitting around watching TV and chatting with each other, and suddenly found that He Xiao's appearance time had passed, which frightened Comrade Li Chengjuan, thinking that there was something wrong with He Xiao's side and was temporarily cut by the director.
He Jin was playing a mobile game, and when she heard it, she snorted, cut out and sent a message to He Xiao to ask, and after a while, her eyes widened suddenly, and she shouted: "Damn! My brother said that he changed programs with Qian Xuefeng!"
"What do you mean?"
"That's what my brother means now as the finale!"
"Huh, your brother's finale Spring Festival Gala?"
As soon as the news came out, the family was stunned!
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Shanghai.
"Lao Lin, I see that Qian Lao appeared in advance, is there something wrong with the Spring Festival Gala?"
"Hey, Lao Yu, let me tell you, He Xiao and I were ordered to take over a big job to replace Qian Xuefeng's finale!"
"I'm grass, really, fake, can it work?"
He Xiao said that he was sure. β
"That's okay, I'll work overtime to pay attention to Internet public opinion for you, you can rest assured. β
Yu Xiao's house, after he talked to Lin Yunkai on the phone, his face was also a little excited, to be able to finalize the Spring Festival Gala, this will undoubtedly be a very strong stroke in his life resume, there are too few people who can have this qualification.
Of course, he also understands that not everyone can sit in that position, and if the performance is not good, the audience can drown you with a mouthful of foam, so Yu Xiao immediately began to arrange manpower, pay attention to the trend of public opinion after the live broadcast starts, and try to control the comments if there are unfavorable remarks.
At the same time, he is also looking forward to what kind of surprise He Xiao will bring to the audience this time.
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Minutes and seconds passed.
The pre-zero finale is finally here.
After the end of a magic show, the host came to the stage and began to string the show, and the next performance was the show that originally belonged to Qian Lao.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
"It's finally time for the finale!"
"Who replaced Qian Lao?
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Countless eyes in front of the TV were staring at the broadcast of the program, and they couldn't wait to know who was so capable to take the place of Qian Lao.
Brother Gong?
Dongzi?
Sister Ming?
No, these people have appeared!
Who will it be?
Too curious.
In the center of the stage, the host smiled and introduced, "Next, it's time for two movie actors to perform for all of us, and they are going to perform a skit called -"
"Eh, eh, wait a minute, there's still an actor who hasn't arrived!" Suddenly, a figure rushed up from the side of the stage in a hurry, and the audience looked curiously, but seeing his thick eyebrows and big eyes, it was Lin Yunkai.
The host was stunned and whispered: "What should I do then?
"Hey, you are accommodating, don't report it first, and then report it when the actor arrives. β
The two of them spoke quietly on the stage, and the audience was stunned for a moment, thinking that the performance was really out of order.
"What are you two muttering there? Why don't you let the host announce the curtain?" As he spoke, another person walked up, wearing a suit, holding a manuscript in his hand, and hanging the sign of "Chief Director of the Spring Festival Gala" around his neck to show his identity to the audience.
It is worth mentioning that this "chief director" is not the role played by anyone, but the real chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, Liao Yuqing!
Liao Yuqing, as a famous director, is still very famous in China, many people were stunned when they saw Liao Yuqing on stage, the chief director was on stage, is there really a problem with the Spring Festival Gala?
Pairs of eyes are looking at the stage.
I saw Lin Yunkai scratching his head and said as if he had done something wrong: "Director Liao, I lack an actor in this show, so I can't act." β
Liao Yuqing frowned: "Lack of actors? β
Lin Yun spread his hands: "I can't find it! Why don't you trouble you to find it for me?"
Liao Yuqing said, "Okay, then I'll find you out, where is he?"
Lin Yunkai blinked: "It's not far, it's in Badaling!"
Liao Yuqing waved his sleeves: "Where can I find Badaling!"
Badaling?
Burst!
Many viewers couldn't help laughing when they heard this, and they realized that it was not the Spring Festival Gala that had a problem, but that the show had already begun, whether it was the host or the chief director Liao Yuqing, they were all part of the sketch, and they came to the show!
And when I think of this, many people are not calm.
The chief director of the Spring Festival Gala personally appeared?
It's a bit shocking!
Especially now that the show has just begun, many people can feel that Lin Yunkai must not be the only one who plays this sketch, and the real starring actor is afraid that he has not yet appeared.
Who will it be?
All of a sudden, the audience was looking forward to this special performance!
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On stage, the show continues.
Lin Yunkai and Liao Yuqing were worried that they couldn't make up for the actors' performances, and suddenly a figure next to them walked up from the audience a little timidly, raised his hand and said, "Two leaders, can you see if I can do it?"
As soon as this person came up, the camera immediately gave a close-up, and he saw a young and green cheek appear in the camera, and the moment he saw this face, the people who were watching the live broadcast were counted as one, and they all jumped to their feet.
"I'll go!
"Damn, the master actually performed a sketch? Is it the finale of the Spring Festival Gala?"
"It's fake, isn't it?"
"Will he be able to act in a skit?"
"God knows!"
It exploded on the Internet all of a sudden, and no one thought that the person who replaced Qian Lao in the finale would be He Xiao!
The audience was also stunned, and immediately sent earth-shattering applause after reacting.
And with He Xiao's appearance, this sketch has finally officially begun.
I saw He Xiao wearing plain clothes, like a migrant worker who had just entered the city, walked to Lin Yunkai's side with a timid face, looked left and right, and said, "Director, do you think I can do it?"
"You?" Lin Yunkai first looked at him with a suspicious expression, and then with an expression of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, try it!"
At this time, the host left the stage at the right time and said, "Next, please watch the sketch "Eat Noodles"!" and then quietly retreated to the side of the stage with Liao Yuqing.
As soon as the camera turned, it was pulled to Lin Yunkai and He Xiao's side, and Lin Yunkai asked: "You said you want to act in a movie, do you have any works?"
He Xiao immediately showed a contemplative look, lowered his head and folded his fingers and counted: "Yes, "Big City, Little Love", "Spring in the Old Summer Palace", "Shaolin Temple", and "Competition" ......" introduced several classic films that he is famous for in the world.
Lin Yunkai showed a surprised expression, "Have you played all of these?"
"I've seen them all!" replied He Xiao, shaking his head like a rattle.
Lin Yunkai suddenly choked and couldn't speak, and the audience also let out a "hahaha" laugh.
You co-authored it for a long time, and you haven't acted in a single one?
This burden was shaken, and everyone was happy.
The audience in front of the TV also couldn't close their mouths when they laughed, and began to think that He Xiao's sketch was interesting.
in the picture.
Lin Yunkai said with a stunned face: "What's the use of just watching it? I asked you if you have acted?"
"I haven't acted!" He Xiao replied timidly, "But director, I'm a movie fanatic, I really want to be famous, you give me a chance to try ......"
"What? To be famous?" Lin Yun opened his eyes and glared: "We make movies for the sake of art and to improve the level of people's daily life and entertainment, how can you just think about being famous? What is this like?"
"Shhhh
As soon as the dialogue between the two came out, there was another cry at the scene.
Because this is undoubtedly a satire on the current traffic stars, they are now raising money to make movies, simply to become famous, and they have long forgotten their original intention of being a literary and artistic worker.
Even a lot of little fresh meat in the circle who can sit in the right seat after seeing this paragraph, their faces are full of black lines, and even Yu Xiao can't help but wipe his sweat: "How dare this kid say anything!"
This conversation between He Xiao and Lin Yunkai really offended many people. Recommended ReadingTV//
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on stage.
He Xiao slapped his head and corrected: "Yes! Yes, you give me a chance to dedicate myself to art too!"
Lin Yunkai nodded helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'll give you a chance, let's try the play today, just play "Eating Noodles". β
"Eating noodles?" He Xiao snickered, "Hey, I just didn't eat!"
"What are you talking about?" Lin Yunkai's voice was high, and he glared at He Xiao, who immediately changed his words: "Uh, I said that I must do a good job today!" As he spoke, he and Lin Yunkai exchanged places, standing in front of the bucket of noodles, and made a greedy expression.
"Hmph. Lin Yunkai snorted heavily and said, "Okay, you are ready to prepare, all departments have paid attention, makeup, costumes, and props are all prepared." β
As he was talking, He Xiao had already turned his back and squatted in front of the red bucket with a bowl of noodles, and ate it in a suck.
"What's the sound?" Lin Yunkai glared sideways, "Quiet!"
"Shhh
"Hahahaha!"
The audience didn't want to laugh yet, but when they heard He Xiao's words, they couldn't hold back, what are you eating to make us quiet? We weren't in front of you!
A group of people hilarious.
He Xiao continued to stuff noodles that didn't actually exist in his mouth as if he hadn't heard it, and the reason why he ate too quickly was that his body was still shaking, and there was a posture of choking and wanting to break but couldn't.
It was such a detail that made the whole performance lively all of a sudden, and many people in front of the TV widened their eyes to see if there was really noodles in that bowl, because He Xiao ate it so deliciously!
"Huh? This is ...... No physical performances?"
Some knowledgeable people in the circle were also surprised, and stood up one by one and stared at the TV.
He Xiao's way of performing with an empty bowl is called non-physical performance, an effective way to cultivate acting skills, and it is also one of the compulsory topics for students in the acting department.
A small number of high-level teachers can make the non-physical performance to the point of being fake, which makes it very obvious what he is doing.
The current entertainment industry is not as good as before, both students and teachers are too impetuous, and many rookie actors actually do not have very advanced non-physical performance skills, and are filming completely by their faces, so now there are fewer and fewer excellent non-physical performances.
And He Xiao's noodle eating scene today undoubtedly stunned many people!
It's so realistic!
Even many people watched him eat, and they couldn't help but swallow their saliva, feeling a sense of hunger rushing towards them.
"This is acting!"
Offstage, Liao Yuqing, who had already watched a rehearsal, still couldn't help but praise after seeing this scene again, He Xiao's performance in this place is simply amazing, and he really does what it means to be an acting powerhouse.
Obviously holding an empty bowl, but I just ate the feeling of the real thing, as if there was really fragrant lo noodles in it, and even when people were hungry, they ate a lot of noodles in a hurry and then choked and separated.
It is no exaggeration to say that such a short performance has made the whole sketch vivid and full of aura.
The shooting is amazing!