Chapter 54: The Battle of Fire and Ice

I have to say that Guan Yun's sharp mouth is also extremely vicious, and he can tell Tang Bing's key point in one sentence, Tang Bing usually ignores men, which makes some people who are too strong in gossip can't help but guess whether Tang Bing is a stone girl.

The battle situation is getting more and more exciting, and some people can't help but secretly send WeChat messages to call relatives and friends to watch the battle together.

And the people from the internal medicine department of traditional Chinese medicine also heard the news, two beauties in a department quarreled, who should they help?

Everyone watched it coolly, but Ye Haoxuan on the side was a little uncomfortable, when did Lao Tzu become a little white face eating rice?

And Guan Yun's words became more and more vicious: "Now that Shi Nu's illness has been cured, it was only cured by sex reassignment surgery." ”

"Woman, you are sick" Ye Haoxuan finally couldn't help but step forward and said.

"You're sick, your whole family is sick," Guan Yun said angrily.

"Don't believe me, let me tell you, do you feel that you have difficulty falling asleep at night, lack of energy in the morning, easy to dry mouth, and have an excellent appetite?"

"You...... How do you know. Guan Yun asked in surprise.

"I'm also a doctor, although your problem is not serious, but because of long-term poor sleep and a large amount of food, it may accelerate aging, and even obesity, so pay attention to one point. Ye Haoxuan said with a smile.

"Nonsense," Guan Yun immediately reacted, although she had all the symptoms Ye Haoxuan said, she didn't believe that this was a serious problem, most people have it.

"Really, your disease is caused by the stagnation of the five internal organs caused by poor stomach qi, and if you don't believe it, you can press it on your qi sea point and try it, and you will know if what I said is true. Ye Haoxuan said seriously.

"Really?" Guan Yun was frightened by Ye Haoxuan's serious appearance, women can not be afraid of heaven and earth, but what they are most afraid of is aging and gaining weight.

"Of course it's true, I have medical ethics. Ye Haoxuan said.

Although Guan Yun also studied traditional Chinese medicine, she was only at the level of being able to memorize soup songs, and under Ye Haoxuan's instructions, she finally found the Qi Sea Acupoint located below her navel.

She pressed down in disbelief, but there was no response.

Ye Haoxuan said with an encouraging look: "Yes, that's it, with a little force, you will believe that my words are true." ”

Everyone looked at Guan Yun with bated breath, the fire of gossip in their hearts was burning, and they were eager to know if what Ye Haoxuan said was true.

Guan Yun gritted his teeth and pressed down heavily on his Qi Sea Acupoint, once, no response, twice, still no response, three times......

"You trick me......" Guan Yun finally realized that he had been tricked.

"I didn't fool you, you're really sick. Ye Haoxuan said seriously.

"Fart......" Guan Yun was furious.

However, with her words, there was a "tom" behind her, and a high-pitched and long fart burst out.

Guan Yun even felt a burst of mockery, and even some excrement was vented out together.

In an instant, her face turned purple.

This fart was loud and long, mixed with the turbidity of her internal organs, and everyone only felt a sour smell coming, and they all subconsciously covered their noses, and then kept their distance from her.

"Bastard......" she squeezed the words out between her teeth, and stopped talking, because she felt her intestines churn, and another fart couldn't help but burst out.

Farts in front of so many people, she almost wants to die, just put one, where will she put the second?

"If you want to fart, let it go. Ye Haoxuan lost no time in shouting.

"You ......" Guan Yun blushed......

As soon as these words came out, everyone heard a long "chi......rp" sound, and then it was like an airplane dropping a bomb.

"Chirp...... Tom tom. ”

A dozen stuffy farts rang out one after another like suicide bombs of a terrorist organization, one after another, louder and louder.

"Boom......" There was a burst of laughter from the crowd.

It's a real fart, it's earth-shattering, like an airplane dropping a bomb.

"She looks so beautiful that she farts in public......"

"Being beautiful has nothing to do with farting, and you have to be anxious to be beautiful. ”

"This young man is right, this woman is really sick, where would a normal person let out such a fart. ”

"Bastard, you fool me......" finally felt a little more comfortable in his stomach, and Guan Yun wanted to die.

"I didn't fool you, your illness is indeed caused by poor stomach qi, you are a doctor, and you are also a traditional Chinese medicine, you should understand that the Qi Hai Acupoint is used to expel stomach qi, and now that the stomach qi is discharged, the disease will be half better. Ye Haoxuan said.

"You ......" As soon as Guan Yun spoke, there was another tom sound, and at the same time, the white coat behind her leggings was yellow and wet.

"Incontinence ......"

"It's disgusting......"

Everyone stepped back in unison, although Guan Yun was also a beauty, but it was okay to fart in public, and she was incontinent in public, which made everyone feel cold.

"Ah...... Woo woo...... "Guan Yun almost wanted to die, and he didn't have the face to stay here, so he covered his face and ran away."

"Boy, who are you. At that moment, there was one of her suitors who couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to step forward to teach Ye Haoxuan a lesson.

"Go away, I don't talk to people who don't have sex. "Ye Haoxuan, don't look over.

"You fart......" the suitor was furious.

"If you dare to scold, I guarantee that you will not be cured in this life. Ye Haoxuan said viciously.

"Ah...... Can you cure it?" the man asked in surprise, not caring about the embarrassment.

Ye Haoxuan wrote a prescription for him and said: "Two times a day, a week is fine, but you can't overindulge in lust during the period, and you can't have sex more than four times a month after that, otherwise you won't want to touch a woman in your life." ”

"Thank you, thank you, Divine Doctor......" The man ran away with the prescription in his hand as if he had found a treasure.

"If you learn a little medical skills, you dare to pretend to be forced. One of the attending doctors stepped forward and shouted.

"You have the good of Longyang. Ye Haoxuan said.

"What is the goodness of Longyang?" said the chief strangely.

"In other words, you like men," Ye Haoxuan said.

"You talk nonsense. The ruler's face flushed, and some of his acquaintances began to whisper.

"Is Dr. Han really good?

"It seems to be true, this young man's medical skills are really extraordinary, this can be seen. ”

"Oh my God, Dr. Han won't be interested in me......"

In the midst of all the talk, the ruler fled.

"Boy, what are you, he's sick, I'm not sick, you'll be great if you know a little medical skills, this is a Chinese medicine hospital, what, you want to come and smash the field?"