More and more white foam came out of Shabei's mouth, and her face became more and more ugly.

Ouyang Aolan begged on the side: "Lu Ping, give it to him quickly, he is about to die." ”

"Why?" Lu Ping emphasized: "You didn't see it, he wanted me to die, if I hadn't reacted quickly, I would be the one who is foaming at the mouth now." No, no, I won't be able to wait to foam at the mouth and I'll die. Didn't you listen to this guy, he has practiced since he was a child, and he has immunity in his body, so he has lasted so long. ”

Shabei turned over, the desire to survive made him lose his dignity, and while his body could still move, he knelt at Lu Ping's feet, opened his mouth of blood, and said: "Spare me, spare me, give me medicine, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm really dying, Jian...... I can't hold on fast. Please, please...... I'll kowtow to you, kowtow ......"

Lu Ping took the pill and shook it in front of his face a few times: "How long can you hold on?"

Shabei said with a frightened face: "I...... I...... I can't hold on for three minutes. ”

"So useless?" Lu Ping pouted.

"I want to ...... too Long time...... Stick to the time...... Can...... But no...... Yes. Shabei's tongue began to stiffen, and her body twitched more severely.

"Oh, haven't you seen andrology before?" Lu Ping asked matter-of-factly.

Ahem!

Ouyang Aolan choked and coughed twice!

God turned!

What Shabei expressed was that he was dying and couldn't hold on for three minutes.

What has Lu Ping been thinking about in his mind?

"I ...... I'll make you cows and horses...... Be a cow and a horse...... Take medicine and take medicine, ahh......hh Even breathing became more and more difficult, and the neck seemed to be stuck, and the air flow was difficult to flow up and down.

"It's uncomfortable, isn't it?" Lu Ping continued to hold the pill, dangling in front of his eyes.

Shabei exhaled with difficulty: "Yan...... Sleeve...... I extend my sleeves ......"

Lu Ping nodded: "I can't speak clearly, it seems that it is really 'extending sleeves'." ”

Shabei nodded like a chicken pecking rice, his eyes were about to pop out, the antidote was only a few centimeters away from him, as long as he took the antidote, the symptoms would be relieved immediately, and it would not take fifteen minutes to return to normal.

But people just don't give it food.

Not only does it not give, but it also teases people.

"Lu Ping, look at my face......" Ouyang Aolan was also anxious when he saw this scene, no matter how rude this Shabei was, after all, he was also his own clan, and he was still the head of a book, controlling more than a hundred clansmen with his surname.

"Okay!" Without waiting for Ouyang Aolan to finish speaking, Lu Ping accurately threw the pill into Shabei's mouth.

After Shabei took the pill, her spirit began to gradually ease.

Immediately, the symptoms began to improve.

He sat there quietly, and after recovering a little, he adjusted his posture and knelt down, kowtowing to Lu Ping three times in a row, with a sense of happiness for the rest of his life: "Thank you, thank you, thank you for not killing me, thank you for letting me go." From now on, I, Shabei, am willing to serve you......"

In fact, this is the kind of psychology of people.

The more you hurt him and the more he tosses him, the more he will know the beauty of life, and the more grateful he will be to you.

If Lu Ping had given him the pill directly just now, I am afraid that he would not only not be grateful, but would continue to have the idea of resisting.

In a way, this is also a tactic.

Psychological tactics.

"What does that pill taste like? You can't even chew it. Lu Ping filled his mouth with another cigarette and cocked Erlang's legs.

Shabei tried to reminisce for a while, and her face was embarrassed: "No...... I can't say. It's a little bitter, it's a little sweet, and it's a little bit smelly. The recipe left by my grandfather is made with more than 20 herbs. ”

Lu Ping nodded: "The medicinal effect is indeed very powerful, is there any negative effect?"

Shabei shook her head: "It seems to be ...... No, nothing. ”

"Do you still have that poison needle?"

"Yes, yes, and a few. ”

Lu Ping took the tubular hidden needle box handed over by Sha Bei and said, "Poison is indeed quite magical. How much stock do you have of this poison needle?"

Shabei explained: "No...... There is no inventory, and this poison is all used and wiped away. ”

"Oh, I understand, if you don't see a rabbit, you won't scatter an eagle, right?" Lu Ping handed back the hidden needle box and said, "I saw it with my own eyes, the lethality of your needle is really amazing, I can't wait for the day when I ask you to help me do something, can you agree?"

Shabei nodded again and again: "Although you are told, you must go, you must go!"

"Okay, you can go!" Lu Ping raised his hand and gave the order to evict the guest.

Sha Bei crept to his feet, cautiously retreated, retreated again, and when he reached the door, he bowed deeply to Lu Ping before walking out.

Ouyang Ao Lan Xingshi asked, "Buying my clansmen in front of me, doesn't this princess exist?"

"Bribery?" Lu Ping corrected: "I'm trading my life for this! Don't you see, he wants to kill me, what if I can't dodge those three poisonous needles just now?"

Ouyang Aolan clapped his hands twice: "Then I will celebrate with my whole clan." ”

"Wasn't it time to cry your nose just now?" Lu Ping said with a smug face: "I didn't expect that the dignified Princess Red Snake would cry and wipe her tears for an outsider...... Aolan girl, I'll take a look at one more cry. ”

Ouyang Aolan emphasized: "No, I was pretending just now!"

Lu Ping said: "I didn't see it as a pretence. ”

"It's Aolan who is crying, not Aogu. Ouyang Aolan pointed at Lu Ping's nose and warned: "Hear clearly, I am now two people, one is Aolan, and the other is Aogu." ”

Lu Ping smiled: "Congratulations, your schizophrenia has been diagnosed!"

Ouyang Aolan twisted lightly on Lu Ping's thigh: "You are sick, and you are not light!"

"If I encounter something one day and need you, will you help me?" Lu Ping suddenly asked with a solemn face.

Ouyang Aolan asked rhetorically: "Great Mr. Lu Ping, do you still need help from others?"

Lu Ping said: "Just ask if you can help?"

"Uh...... Well, you can!" Ouyang Aolan nodded.

Lu Ping excitedly held Ouyang Aolan's little hand and said, "I know that you are a cheerful person, princess, then, if you have time to help me have a child, my parents have been looking forward to holding their grandson for a long time, you are so beautiful, the child you give birth to must be very good-looking, and it is loved......"

"Let you talk nonsense!" Ouyang Aolan's face turned blue and he stepped on Lu Ping's feet.

Lu Ping hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, if you don't have time, you don't have time, why do you step on people?"

Trouble.

I just like to make trouble.

The next day, Lu Ping yawned and rushed to the Auto Trade City.

Colleagues greeted him warmly as before.

No one knew that just last night, this driver named Lu Ping witnessed and participated in a big change in the entertainment world in Yongzhou, a big reshuffle.

"Mr. Lu, tell me honestly, what did you do last night?" Su Ting saw Lu Ping yawning non-stop, and couldn't help but have various versions of speculation in her heart.

Lu Ping quietly walked over and shouted at her: "Don't ask!"

Su Ting asked, "There is a ghost in my heart?"

Lu Ping said: "Don't ask nonsense, don't ask nonsense, you still ask?"

"Look at your old yawn, you must not have slept well last night, is there a beautiful woman staying at your house, or which beautiful woman are you staying at?" Look at it like this, you must have experienced several vicious battles last night......" Su Ting became familiar with Lu Ping, so she dared to make any jokes, she was originally a gossip girl who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Lu Ping coughed lightly twice and reminded: "Trouble comes from the mouth, sister, don't harm me." ”

"My heart is empty, my heart is empty again!" Su Ting could not easily let go of this opportunity to gossip, and continued to associate and deduce Lu Ping's yawn: "If you tell me who that girl is, I won't ask." ”

"What kind of girl? No, you have such a wild sense of association!" Lu Ping solemnly knocked on the front desk table.

"Hmph, you still don't admit it, that girl, you know very well, it's the girl who accompanied you last night, didn't sleep well and caused you to yawn all the time......" Su Ting said, finding a familiar figure in the afterglow of her eyes, and quickly changed her speech to singing: "That girl said to me, saying that I protected her dream...... The girl said to me that I was a thief, stealing her memories and stuffing them into my mind......"

Lu Ping was speechless for a while, and he was a victim who was quite a true victim.

"What song are you singing?" Gong Mengran came down from upstairs, looked at Su Ting, and glanced at Lu Ping again.

Su Ting stuck out her tongue and replied weakly, "Singing...... The girl said to me......"

Lu Ping said innocently: "Miss, what do you think I am doing? The girl said to her, saying that she was a thief, but she didn't say anything about me. I'm not. Explaining like this, he swallowed back a yawn that was about to erupt.

It's all to blame for Ouyang Aolan's girl.

The big night is not called to go to the party.

You're a princess, no one cares about you, and people still have to go to work today!

Su Ting glared at Lu Ping angrily, this girl sang the lyrics to cover for you, you should praise others for being so witty...... No, where did I see this routine, and when did I learn it?

Belch...... Belch......

It seems that Lu Ping has used it.

Mother's leg, when was this girl also damaged by Lu Ping?

"It rained yesterday and the car was dirty, so you go wash it first. In the morning, we're going to go out. Gong Mengran's serious expression seemed to carry an inexplicable emotion, which was unpredictable.

"Okay!" Lu Ping stretched out a hand towards Gong Mengran and said, "Car wash 20, you can get the cash directly, and I will come back to fill in the form for reimbursement." Miss, I have to tell you about it, I often forget to fill in the cancellation form, and I put a lot of money in the car wash alone......"

Seeing that Gong Mengran's face was ugly, Lu Ping quickly changed his words: "Then forget it, anyway, I am willing to post it upside down, who made our boss so beautiful and so good? ”

Master, this is master.

Su Ting was dumbfounded, this Lu Ping simply applied the art of sycophants to the fullest.

First touched the tiger's buttocks, and when the tiger was about to exert his power, he immediately reversed and threw all kinds of * sycophants in front of the tiger...... Whoever is left will be photographed comfortably.

"Oh, did you hear it? Su Ting, you must have heard it too, Driver Lu said that he didn't want to be paid. Su Ting, you go and inform the Finance Department, Lu Ping's salary will not be paid this month. "Jiang is still old and spicy, not to mention, the word 'Jiang' is originally a combination of the words 'beauty', Gong Mengran extracted the most critical information in Lu Ping's string of empty farts and gave it a fatal blow.

Lu Ping hurriedly told him: "Boss, can't I be wrong?"

Gong Mengran urged sharply: "Why don't you go to the car wash soon! Just wash it at the car wash in the Auto Trade City and save money!"

Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "We are not professional here, just wash the surface." ”

Gong Mengran emphasized: "Then you can wash it yourself!"

Alas, why am I messing with her? Lu Ping covered his mouth and was about to continue yawning, and went out to wash the car in a hurry.

"Small, I can't cure you!" Gong Mengran curled the corners of her beautiful little mouth, and her face was filled with the joy of a victor. This living treasure!

Su Ting had a look of schadenfreude on her face, and her chest trembled when she laughed secretly.

Forty minutes later.

Lu Ping finished washing the car and waited for Gong Mengran at the door of Mercedes-Benz.

Gong Mengran wore a set of one-piece dresses, which were simple and atmospheric, and very good-looking.

"Miss, where are we going?" Lu Ping asked while admiring the peerless elegance of the beautiful woman in the car.

Gong Mengran smiled mysteriously: "Take you to a fun place." ”