Thrilling graduation defense

Mix and wait for death...... Uh, no, it's a mixed class and the days of graduation are always quite fast, and in the blink of an eye, the last semester of the four academic years has passed, and I will return to school in May of 97 to prepare for the thesis graduation defense, and the darkness before the "dawn" is just around the corner!

The teacher in charge of the graduation defense of our class is the "camp leader" Zhang Liming. One morning in mid-June, everyone sat in the classroom and waited for the last pass to pull down, I don't know which calf is the serial number, and I don't know why, I actually got the last defense in the middle of the student number, everyone's 10-minute graduation defense, and when it was my turn, wouldn't my beard and eyebrows be white, then I naturally thought of the trick in elementary school: sneak out of the back door of the classroom to play for a while, and then turn back. As soon as I walked out of the classroom, the air was fresh and thorough, and it was so hilarious and refreshing to play, in fact, where you said to play, you were all in the classroom to defend it, in fact, it was to get an ice cream and go shopping, and go to the library to read the newspaper or something......

It wasn't until almost three o'clock in the afternoon that Yang Shuhua and Lu Shengping, nicknamed "Xiao Qidong", ran to the library to find me out of breath: "Hurry .....up, go to the defense, Teacher Zhang won't let you pass the defense, you can't graduate, the whole class is looking for you, you go quickly!", the voice was full of restlessness and concern for the classmates.

As soon as I heard that the whole class was looking for me all over the "world", I thought that it must be a bad thing, and I was overjoyed! How good is this? My parents worked hard for me to study for four years, and in the end I didn't even have a graduation certificate! I had super public relations skills since I was a child, so I immediately ran to the small supermarket next to the school guard room to buy two large and sweet watermelons, and asked the boss to cut one open, with an iron spoon, and then two boxes of good ice cream, and trotted all the way to the teacher's office on the edge of the classroom. After knocking on the door and entering with a nervous heart, only "Camp Chief Zhang" was alone in the office, and when he saw me, he casually dumped me: "Don't think about graduating, the defense is closed!"

I immediately stepped forward and took out the cut half of the watermelon and put it on his desk, then took out a spoon and inserted it into the watermelon, and quickly took out the ice cream that had melted a little, and put on my heartfelt smile: "Teacher Zhang, the weather is hot, you cool down, cool down, eat something while it's cold, it's all my fault, I'm wrong, it's my fault, you don't remember the villain, give me a chance to make up for the defense, thank you!"

I saw that after he ate two mouthfuls of ice cream, there was still a little white foam of ice cream on the upper lips on the corner of his mouth, and his fat melon-like figure with this "white beard" was also like the expression of the old man of Kende Chicken, I saw him lean behind the table, and said slowly and unhurriedly: "Look at your attitude is okay, and you are quite sincere, I will give you a chance!"

I eagerly asked, "When are we going to start the defense?"

Teacher Zhang, who was out of breath, said: "You don't need to defend, give you 72 points, you can go back." ”

"You're so big-hearted."

"Ah, what? What are you talking about? Say it again?!"

He is cooling down, I am dizzy, this is not a wrong adjective, people's physique has already exceeded 100KG, I didn't fall into the well, immediately changed his words: "You are really magnanimous, adults don't care about villains." ”

"Get out, disappear in front of me before I change my mind," he yelled at me in a fit of rage. I was so frightened that I ran away from him.

As a result, I entered a period of anxious and anxious waiting, but fortunately, my graduation certificate was delivered on time and along with the other students who participated in the serious defense. What a good Camp Commander Zhang, Teacher Zhang, just like that, I can be regarded as having the face to meet my parents and elders in the family.