Because the whole village is my relative, I will start to speak, every day just shouting uncles and grandfathers like people will shout until the jaw hurts, of course, the natural family is favored by the armpit into a fur, flattered, bring

The "gun" is different, but it also has a disadvantage: "freedom of life" It will be restricted, because my parents gave birth to a bunch of sisters and finally gave birth to such a precious son, so they are staring at it everywhere, watching it tightly, especially not allowed to swim in the water, as long as I get out of the water or sneak to the river to walk around for a while, my mother will be like the intelligence chief of MI6, and she will be killed immediately; even if even if I go into the water with my uncle's son (her nephew) to touch the river mussels, my mother can always be known quickly, and within 10 minutes, my mother will be able to kill her brother's house, and whether I hide in the haystack by the river or get a pipe to hide under the river, I can be killed by her quickly, I can't help but cry many times: It's a shame that my mom doesn't go to the intelligence community...... If she catches it, of course, it's a split, a single...... My mother is poisonous when she beats people, and she uses thin soft bamboo branches to whip your calves, and it is a bar when it goes down, basically every time I am beaten, it is on every leg

"Captain" (three bars), of course, she often does it

"Buy 3 get 1 free or 2 free" activity, every time she pumped me, all kinds of uncles who passed by shouted my nickname: Dragon, hurry up, your mother won't beat you anymore if she can't catch up with you, but I'm a share

"Liu Hulan" would rather die of unyielding spirit, and would rather jump and howl while being beaten than slip away, by the way, what is this called?

When my dad came back from work, he complained again, and it became a mixed doubles, but dad always did

In this way, a very good swimming champion has been strangled and drowned in the cradle since he was a child, and occasionally when I go to the swimming pool with my friends, I usually choose the closest place to the earth's surface to land in the water (the shallowest place), and even once in order to be brave, I rented a lifebuoy in the swimming pool and put it on my body, and there was a look like the water where children mixed in the shallow water

"Make up the lesson", until he was ridiculed by a child on the side: Mom, Mom, look, this uncle is so old and still in the place where the children play, and he also brought a lifebuoy.

Yes, I wanted to die at that time, how good it was to turn the lifebuoy into a rope, I hung it directly on the gate of the swimming pool, and it was a super large one

The word "糗" is stuck on my face.