"I think that at the beginning, when the heavens and the earth first opened, and Hongmeng began to judge, the spiritual power spread throughout the world, and the demons and monsters endangered the world, so countless people awakened the spiritual power in their bodies and became monks, and they joined the ranks of fighting against demons and monsters. ”

"The deity was the top powerhouse of the world in that era, holding a coffin in his arms and killing countless demons and monsters, what kind of courage and majesty was that?"

In the intensive care unit of Jiangchuan Psychiatric Hospital, there was a middle-aged man standing on the bed in bed No. 1 by the window, telling his past deeds, and even spitting when he was excited, with an excited expression.

Among all the patients in the same room, only a middle-aged man who had lost his hands and closed his eyes and fell asleep did not join, and the other patients all sat on the edge of the bed, clapping their hands one by one.

"It's so domineering, the predecessor is really worthy of being a master, and he can actually kill many demons and monsters with a coffin in his arms, my sword immortal Li Taibai sighs to himself!"

"I make Hu Chong bow down!"

"Now Dugu is seeking defeat, I am willing to be your little brother!"

"I, Yang Guo, am missing an arm, and I don't help me when I go to the toilet, so I'll serve you!"

Hearing the admiration of many patients around him, the middle-aged man was very proud, and his smile was quite bright.

The room was next to a wall, and a teenager leaned against the wall and tilted his head, looking at the scene with a smile on his face.

His name is Gu Nanzheng, he is a high school student, studying in Jiangchuan Middle School, his parents died early, he has been raised by his uncle, and his uncle is the attending physician of the psychiatric hospital, who is in charge of this area of patients, he often comes here to help in his spare time after school, although he doesn't understand anything, but it's no problem to help.

After all, it has been almost half a month since he came to the psychiatric hospital to help his uncle, and this half month has really opened his eyes.

In this mental hospital, it can be said that there are no matter what kind of masters, and it is even no exaggeration to say that there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't find.

Even if you want to find Tang Taizong Li Shimin, there is basically no problem.

Because in the patient care unit downstairs, there is a master who claims to be the reincarnation of Li Shimin, who accepts the kneeling of many other patients.

The old man's words were like a surging river and told those patients about his dazzling achievements, which was once sought after by many of those people, and he also saw Gu Nanzheng out of the corner of his eye, immediately left those people, came to Gu Nanzheng, looked him up and down with a pair of eyes, and even sniffed the breath on his body.

Gu Nanzheng hurriedly took a few steps back.

The old man showed a satisfied look, jumped into his bed again, picked up the broom placed on the side of the bed and waved it, and said, "This little friend, after some observation by me, I found that you are talented and intelligent, and your foundation is extraordinary, and the deity likes you very much, so I made an exception to accept you as my fifteenth thousand and eighty-eighth disciple." ”

Gu Nanzheng smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly waved his hand: "The seniors are kind, the juniors understand it, but the juniors are not talented, I'm afraid that they are not suitable to be your disciples." ”

Just kidding, this mental hospital is full of crazy people, and if he thinks crazy people are his masters, isn't he also crazy himself?

"What an uninteresting boy, do you know how many people cried and begged me to accept him as a disciple, but no one else had this blessing!" said the middle-aged man dissatisfied.

Gu Nanzheng touched his head, picked up a bottle of medicine for the treatment of mental illness from the table, and distributed it to other patients one by one, when he handed the medicine to the middle-aged man, the middle-aged man stretched out his hand and pulled it away, and said angrily: "Take this gray pill for me, the deity is not a mortal body, why do you need to take this medicine?" I am not sick, take it away, and I won't eat it if I am killed!"

Gu Nanzheng was a little helpless, his eyes rolled slightly, and he said smartly: "Mr. Gu, this medicine is an elixir refined by the Alchemy Emperor, haven't you been shouting that you have lost all your spiritual power? ”

"Alchemy Emperor?" The man known as Mr. Gu observed carefully, and then said disdainfully: "Phew, the deity was once called Tianzun, whether it is strength or status, it is more than the Great Emperor by one level, although the Alchemy Emperor has never heard of it, but since it is the title of the Great Emperor, if you really want to talk about it, it is not as good as me." What's so delicious about the elixir he refined?"

Gu Nanzheng touched his head with a headache, his brain turned, and he poured out another medicine from the medicine bottle, and continued: "Tianzun, this medicine is different, this is the elixir refined by the Heavenly Taishang Laojun, it is very effective, it can be called the essence." ”

Mr. Gu glanced at him, this time he didn't even bother to look at the medicine, and said impatiently: "The essence of Taishang Laojun, what kind of thing is he? The strength of the deity in the past, people block and kill, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, demons and monsters in all worlds, gods and Buddhas, I am like a pig and a dog!"

Gu Nanzheng has a complete headache now, and sure enough, talking to a madman still doesn't work.

In Gu Nanzheng's embarrassment, the door suddenly opened slowly, and then a middle-aged man wearing a white coat and glasses led two medical staff in.

Seeing this middle-aged doctor, Mr. Gu's previous Tianzun aura disappeared instantly, and was replaced by a look of horror.

They naturally heard the conversation inside outside just now, so the middle-aged man with glasses stepped forward without saying a word, took the pill from Gu Nanzheng's hand and stuffed it directly into Mr. Gu's mouth.

"Nan Zheng, my uncle has told you many times, if this Gu Tianchen refuses to take medicine, you can take coercive measures and reason with these people, you can't talk about it. ”

The middle-aged doctor is Gu Nanzheng's uncle, named Gu Xingyang.

After feeding Mr. Gu the medicine, Gu Xingyang looked at the patient who was lying on the bed and lost his hands, facing the wall without saying a word, and said lightly: "Change the diaper for patient Liu Ning." ”

The two paramedics nodded, took their diapers and walked towards him.

Hearing the voice, Liu Ning got up from the bed and shouted: "Why are you here again? This Tianzun has told you, I am not a mortal body, I am extraordinary, I never excrete, I don't wear that thing, take it for me!"

However, in the face of his shouts, the two medical staff ignored him and forcibly changed his diapers.

After doing all this, after Gu Xingyang wrote the observation report in the medical record book, he reached out and patted Gu Nanzheng's shoulder.

"Nan Zheng, today is Monday, you're almost late, you should go back to school. You're still studying, and your studies are important, so your uncle isn't very busy here during this time, so you don't have to come to help often. ”

Gu Nanzheng smiled and nodded, and then watched his uncle leave.

After Gu Xingyang left, Gu Tianchen said indignantly: "Tiger fell Pingyang was bullied by dogs, if it was in the past, the deity would definitely want him to look good." ”

Liu Ning twisted his legs desperately, trying to break free of the diapers he was wearing.

"A group of ordinary people dare to treat Ben Tianzun like this, they all say that I have become holy, how can I excrete that kind of mortal things? If it was a hundred years ago, Ben Tianzun could soak you to death if he urinated!"