Inoue shook his head and said,

"This is the highest etiquette of people, the sheep is their totem, and putting you and the sheep together means that they treat you as a guest. ”

"I'm going to your VIP! This place is for you, I'll sleep in your room. ”

Hearing this, Inoue Genichi was overjoyed, "Let's talk about it! Then I'll sleep here, you go and sleep in my room." ”

I feel like I don't have enough brains... What's going on?

Suspiciously, following behind the "barbarian black man", I came to a separate thatched hut with only one torch in the room.

As soon as I entered, the door was closed by the big black one!

In the dim light of the fire, I saw more than a dozen barbarian women in revealing clothes in the corner of the wall, and after seeing me, they didn't say a word, and they pounced on me!

"Hey, what are you doing?"

A dozen women ignored me, they were naked, and they came up and held me down!

"Help! Inoue Genichi, you bastard Japanese devil, deliberately tricked me, didn't you?"

No wonder this dog didn't come back, it turned out that more than a dozen girls ravaged him every day, and the gods couldn't stand it!

Seeing that my chastity was not guaranteed, I could only make a big move,

"The rain is light..."

Less than two minutes later, the door of the grass hut was kicked open, and at this time, I was being pressed to the ground by more than a dozen barbarian women, looking embarrassed...

"Weiwei, help me..."

After Yuwei entered the house, he kicked nine consecutive legs, kicking more than a dozen barbarians directly out of the grass house!

The outside of the thatched hut was quickly surrounded by a large number of barbarians, but when they saw the light rain, they all knelt respectfully on the ground, and said "wow" in their mouths and said some unintelligible language.

Kenichi Inoue came out of the sheepfold and said, "Goddess-sama, what's wrong?"

I put on my pants and pointed at Inoue's nose and scolded,

"Okay, you, a ruined Japanese devil, deliberately messed with me, didn't you?"

Inoue Kenichi said with an innocent face,

"You're going to trade it with me. ”

Yu turned her head slightly to look at me, "Are you tired of playing with goddesses!"

I said with an innocent face, "It's all caused by this Japanese devil, and it really has nothing to do with me." ”

Yuwei said provocatively, "Tell you, if you dare to mess with flowers, I will really marry that leader." ”

I hugged Yuwei's thigh and said, "Don't wow..."

Yuwei pointed at Inoue Genichi and said in a deep voice,

"Tell them to find a private room for Xiaomeng, and no woman is allowed to approach!

I scratched my head and said. "Weiwei, your knife is still on the plane. ”

Yuwei slapped me on the head, "Again, I'll castrate you first, it's a hundred!"

Inoue Kenichi struggled to translate, but at this moment, the volcano not far away made a loud rumbling noise again!

"Is this volcano going to erupt?"

"It's an active volcano, and it's rumbling like this a lot, but it's been ringing a lot lately. ”

Yuwei looked at the volcano in the distance and said worriedly, "Maybe it's really going to erupt." ”

This is exactly our big man, when I behaved, I exaggerated my expression and said,

"Weiwei, don't worry, even if the volcano erupts, I will take you out of here. ”

Yu glanced at me slightly and scolded, "Put your clothes on!"

My clothes were all torn and I had to wrap them in a few pieces of linen.

In the end, I was taken back to the barbarian pen by the barbarian and slept overnight... Why, if this is VIP treatment? Those who are kidnapped can be regarded as traveling.

The next morning, Kenichi Inoue took us to the active volcano not far away.

On the way, Inoue Kenichi told his plan to trick these barbarians to the west bank on the grounds that the volcano was about to erupt, and then we took the children and went to the east bank to leave in a small boat.

But the plan can never catch up with the change, originally we wanted to come to a fallacy to confuse the public, the golden cicada out of its shell, but I don't know, is it this little Japanese crow's mouth, the volcano actually erupted...

The volcano is about 3,000 meters high, and there is still billowing black smoke from the top of the mountain, and there are a few loud rumbling noises from time to time.

There are many caves under the mountain, and the barbarians are like little ants, constantly going in and out of the caves.

Led by the barbarian Black Man, we ascended to a cave on a high place.

Many young barbarian women were preparing breakfast in the cave.

Most of them are unclothed, and their fiery bodies are unreservedly revealed, which makes me jaw-dropping...

Yuwei patted me on the head, "I'm looking at gouging out your eyes!"

I hurriedly lowered my head, and I didn't dare to breathe...

In the depths of the cave, an old man in his 50s, with a yellow cloth on his head, squatted on a stone platform.

Inoue pointed to the old man and introduced, "This is the leader of the barbarians, Guoyu." ”

Guoyu nodded, and said for a long time.

Inoue Kenichi translated, "The leader asked the goddess to bathe and change clothes, and I will have sex with her tonight." ”

Hearing this, I was on fire at the time, picked up a stone and said, "

You old and unserious, see if I don't kill you!"

Yu chuckled slightly, stopped me and said, "I didn't agree to marry him, why are you in a hurry." ”

"Damn, he wants to rob my wife, can I not be in a hurry?"

"Then he'll have to grab it. ”

Yuwei continued, "This volcano may really erupt, and the black smoke coming out of the top of the mountain is much higher than yesterday, so you should move out and stay on the coast for two days." ”

The chief said, "The mountain god is bless us." ”

Yu Wei said impatiently, "You don't have a good brain, this volcano is about to erupt! You all have to die when the magma falls!"

Inoue said, "They don't understand these things, and if you want to persuade them to leave, you can only let the wizard speak." ”

I said, "Yuwei is a goddess, isn't it good for her to speak?"

"All the big things here are decided by the wizards, and some things don't even count the chief. ”

"Then take me to the wizard. ”

"He climbed to the top of the mountain yesterday and prayed for blessings, and he won't come down until two days later. ”

"Isn't this nonsense?"

Yuwei walked up to Guoyu, "Immediately order the people with you to withdraw from here!"

Inoue looked at Yuwei in a daze, but he still translated it according to the original words.

The fruit fish roared angrily.

Kenichi Inoue translated, "He said that the goddess descended from heaven is auspicious, and the mountain god will not be angry. ”

I don't know if the mountain god is angry, but Yuwei is really angry!

She grabbed a stone axe and put it on the neck of the fruit fish, and said in a deep voice,

"I'm running out of patience, give the order quickly, and leave this volcano with your men. ”

Guoyu looked at Inoue Genichi in a daze, and after hearing the latter's translation, he stared at Yuwei for a long time without speaking...

There was a loud rumbling sound from the mountain again, and unlike before, this time it was accompanied by a trembling of the earth! The stones on the top of the cave fell one by one, and everyone smashed their heads and scurried.

The fruit fish looked at the falling stones above his head and began to mumble.

He said a few words.

Inoue Kenichi translated with some embarrassment, "You can leave, but it must be after the round room with the goddess." ”

I picked up a stone and smashed it at the head of the fruit fish and cursed.

"Wow, you're not serious, are you looking for death?"

Inoue Kenichi hurriedly grabbed me, "Or let the goddess be wronged, he is so old, he won't get pregnant if he sleeps." ”

I let go of the fruit fish and started beating the japon, "I'm saying! I'll blow your head off!"

Inoue Genichi covered his head and said, "There is another way, knock this fruit fish unconscious, and then let the goddess give the order and let everyone evacuate, the barbarians who have lost the leader and the wizard will definitely listen to the goddess's orders." ”

I yelled, "This is long overdue!"

After saying that, he lifted a big rock and smashed the fruit fish to the ground in one fell swoop!

Yu glanced at me slightly, "You're too heavy?"

I roared, "He's going to sleep with my wife, I'm not going to kill him!" ”

Yu nodded slightly with satisfaction, "This wife is still quite good." ”

I smirked and screamed a few more times, "Wife, wife..."

There was another loud rumbling sound from the mountain, and huge stones rolled down from the mountain! But the barbarians were still stupidly squatting in their holes, and they would not get out.

Inoue said, "Don't flirt here, you two run away! ”

I grabbed Kenichi Inoue, who was about to escape, "Wait, you have to be our interpreter and let them come with us." ”

Inoue shook his head helplessly, "These people are stupid roe deer, what do you care about them?"

I grabbed him by the arm and said, "You can't go, translate a few words for me, and it won't take long, and if they don't leave, how can we leave in a small boat?"

Inoue Genichi sighed and said, "Okay. ”

We walked out of the cave and called out all the barbarians around us.

Inoue Genichi shouted, "The leader suddenly fainted, and the goddess is in charge of the leader's position, and now orders you to go to the coast, everyone hurry up and go with the goddess." ”

Hearing this, the barbarians around you look at me, I look at you, but no one comes with us.

Yuwei said to Inoue Genichi, "You said that the wizard angered the mountain god, and now the mountain god is about to be angry!"

The goddess, you have to communicate with the mountain god alone, let them go to the beach and wait, and when the goddess finishes communicating, let them come back. ”

Inoue Kenichi gestured to the barbarians below with an exaggerated expression for a long time.

At first, no one moved, but after a child ran out, the barbarians ran like sheep to the beach with the child...

I looked at Yuwei with a wry smile, "What should we do?" You don't really plan to chat with the mountain god and his old man here, right?"

Yuwei pointed to the east coast, "Let's go there, prepare to make a boat and leave." ”

Genichi Inoue and I ran to the shore with the fruit fish, and the volcano behind us also began its mad roar!

Huge rocks rolled down, instantly burying all the caves below the mountain!

Black ash rose into the sky like a dark cloud that covered the sky! What was frightening was that the ash was blowing in our direction!

Inoue pointed in the direction in which the barbarians had fled and said, "Let's run with them." ”

"But isn't your ship on the east shore?"

"The volcanic ash is poisonous, and the entire east coast is covered in volcanic ash, and we can't do without it when we get on the boat. ”

I nodded helplessly. "Let's go. ”

Then the earth began to shake violently, and the whole sky covered with volcanic ash was a spectacular sight from afar.

For the next half hour, we started running mode.

Blazing magma erupted, like a red cloak over a huge volcano.

During the run, Yuwei's prosthetic leg accidentally kicked a stone, which caused her to stumble and almost fall to the ground.

I threw the fruit fish to Kenichi Inoue, picked her up and continued to run.

Yuwei said in my arms, "It's so spectacular, I really want to post a circle of friends." ”

"Weiwei, have you ever thought about turning this place into a tourist attraction. ”

"This place is so dangerous that I don't think the insurance company will insure it. ”

"Weiwei, you're wrong, now these people sit in the office all day long, their lives are too monotonous, they are tired of enjoying the blessings.

Look at how good it is here, let them blow the sea breeze, gnaw wood, live in grass huts, dance with the savages, and look at this erupting volcano, and run for their lives if they have nothing to do, it's exciting to think about it!"

"That's a good idea, you can discuss it when you go back. ”

"Look at this majestic volcano with bel canto, what is it best for?"

"What for?"

I gasped and said, "Swear! Such a spectacular scene, a fleshy oath, all come out..."

Yu smiled slightly and said, "Then send me one first." ”