Chapter 319: Comparable to the Star Master (Second Update)

Soon, the movie appeared with a dragon head sign, which represented the beginning of the event.

The audience, who was still talking about it just now, immediately calmed down and waited for the movie to begin.

At first, there was a group of people on the street who were bustling with the funeral, but there was no sadness, but it was aggressive, scolding and mocking.

"Let me tell you, if you don't pay back the money for a day, Lao Tzu will hold a memorial service for you one day!"

It turned out that all this was for debt collection, and they deliberately cursed the debtor to death.

The debtor was Gao Ming, the owner of the developer, who angrily hung up one of Gao Ming's security guards as a punishment.

After the security guards were put down, they got into a group of people, and the captain of the criminal police team led the police to arrive, pull the two sides apart and evacuate.

This short three-minute clip makes everyone feel that this highlight is.

There was a girl in the front row who kept complaining: "I can't understand Bashu dialect, why did you buy this movie ticket?!"

The man on the side comforted: "It's okay, let's watch the subtitles, watch the subtitles." ”

"It's not funny. "The girl's playfulness has begun.

The man was a little helpless, so he had to try his best not to disturb others and comfort his girlfriend.

But because of the effect of the Bashu dialect, everyone has some expectations for this movie.

Song Yingying looked at the first three minutes and couldn't help but ask Li Yi, "When are you going to play?"

"It's coming. ”

Li Yi pointed to the screen.

Sure enough, as soon as the camera turned, Li Yi and Da Pan were sitting on a motorcycle.

The two didn't know where to get a shotgun, and the two robbers rushed into the mobile phone store to grab the phone!

Li Yi and Da Pan wore helmets, entered the store, and shouted in the Bashu dialect: "Robbery!"

The clerk was stunned for a moment, "What did you say, eldest sister?"

Li Yi took out a shotgun and shot at the ceiling: "Squat down for Lao Tzu and rob!"

When the results came out, because Da Pan was too nervous, he never let go of the clutch, causing the motorcycle to hang directly on the tree.

Seeing this, the big guys are happy.

"Hahahaha, this one is funny. ”

"Hahahaha, I'll go, you pine your mother to buy twist flowers, you pine! This Bashu dialect is so interesting. ”

Many people were amused by Li Yi and Da Pan's "amateur robbery" acting skills.

The two robbers abandoned their precious motorcycles and fled all the way down the alley.

They broke into a house.

There was a woman in a wheelchair named Ma Jiaqi.

The two robbers wanted to avoid the limelight and left, as long as Ma Jiaqi cooperated, there would be no trouble, but who knew that Ma Jiaqi was not afraid of death, and kept mocking Li Yi.

Li Yi sat on the sofa and threatened with a shotgun: "Now it's the spicy pot that controls the situation, you have to figure it out!"

At this moment, Da Pan pulled out the nail from the wound on Li Yi's leg.

Li Yi's whole body immediately convulsed in pain, and the painful expression seemed to be really embedded in his thigh meat.

"Hahahaha, this acting is amazing!"

"Hahaha, no, I'm going to have tears coming out. ”

"I'm out!"

The big guy's laughter never stopped.

But they didn't know that the funnier plot was still in the next minute.

After Li Yi was pulled out of the nail, he gritted his teeth and looked at Da Pan: "What are you doing?"

"Pull out the nails. Da Pan looked at him with a look of trepidation.

Subsequently, Da Pan saw that Li Yi's leg was still bleeding, so he took out safflower oil and poured half a bottle.

This time, Li Yi's whole body began to twitch again, and it was so painful that he twitched!

Li Yi's green tendons on his neck burst out: "What are you doing!"

"Medication. Da Pan whispered.

"Pour the medicine of the mother's skin?"

Da Pan took out the bottle of safflower oil, "Safflower oil." ”

Ma Jiaqi couldn't help but say on the side: "Safflower oil is a drop for falling injuries, and the wound can't be smeared, so your wound must be disinfected first." ”

Li Yi immediately said: "Disinfection!"

Da Pan immediately took out the alcohol and sprinkled it on Li Yi's thigh.

This time, Li Yi's expression was even more exaggerated, and he felt the pain even more.

Throughout the cinema, the laughter of the audience barely stopped.

The little girl in the front row no longer complained about the movie, and even tears came out of her laughter, and the man next to her was happy when he saw his girlfriend smiling all the time.

The value of this ticket spent!

After this play, the plot is very compact.

Before I knew it, this nearly 150-minute play was over.

It can be said that from the beginning to the end, no one left the theater halfway.

They are all worried that they will miss out on a lot of funny plots because of the time they have to go to the bathroom.

Although this drama is not a happy ending.

But that's okay.

Because life isn't perfect all the time.

Even some of the older viewers shed tears at the end.

He recalled his past, when he went south to do business with enthusiasm, failed to start a business, slept under the overpass because of bankruptcy, and the time when he made a comeback was a low point in his life.

When he watched this movie, he couldn't help but put himself in it.

Sometimes, everyone is a little person, and everyone has their own little person's life.

Everyone can see their own shadow in the play.

It was a successful film.

I saw the end credits appear:

Directed by Li Yi

Screenwriter: Li Yi

Producer: Li Yi

Producer: Li Yi

Starring: Li Yi, Da Pan, Ren Suxi

They see at the end of the film that the two robbers in the play are behaving well in prison and are trying to get a reduced sentence.

And the paralyzed Ma Jiaqi went to see them every month.

During the play of this cast, not a single audience member leaves.

It wasn't until the lights in the cinema came on that everyone stood up and prepared to leave.

But I don't know where the applause sounded, and for a while, everyone applauded from the bottom of their hearts.

In fact, few people who go to the cinema to watch a movie have the habit of applauding at the end of the curtain.

But this drama touched them a lot, and they couldn't help but express their emotions.

"It's really beautiful, anyway, is there a type of club like Dream Paris in Hangzhou. ”

"Actually, I think the ending is quite good, very close to the sense of reality. ”

"Yes, how can there be so many perfect endings in life. ”

"The lives of the little people are the most touching. ”

"Brother Yi is really awesome, he can shoot such a scene!

Li Yi hid in the last row, holding back a smile, enjoying everyone's praise for him.

Song Yingying was still unsatisfied, she complained: "Why don't you come to a perfect reunion ending in the end?"

"Life is like this, and life with regrets is perfect. Li Yi stood up, "Let's go." ”

Walking out of the theater, they saw that there were still many young people watching the movie at three o'clock in the morning.

Li Yi deliberately stopped and found that most of the audience chose "Nobody" or "New Mummy".

Although I don't know who will win the first place at the box office in tonight's premiere, Li Yi feels that the box office record this time should be a tailwind, and no matter how bad it is, it will not be much worse.

After watching these two movies, the first batch of viewers expressed their opinions on Douban and Weibo.

"Let me tell you! The first good movie of the year is definitely "The Nameless"!"

"Strongly recommend "Nobody", it's not good to look at my five-speed electric fan!"

"Then I'll book a ticket early tomorrow morning, and if it's not good-looking, I'll come @ you." ”

"The drama "The New Mummy" feels like there is no gimmick! I feel like the starring list is luxurious, it looks like a big production, and the plot is not enough!"

......

Li Yi didn't have too many expectations in the face of these comments, after all, no matter how good the reputation is, if the box office is not good, it will be in vain.

After a brief wash, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Maoyan officially announced the latest premiere data.

Box office:

"The Nameless" 96.4 million box office.

"The New Mummy" 67 million box office.

"From the Same Earth" 9 million box office.

"I Am a Little Bear" 4.5 million votes.

......

A discerning person can see that "Nobody" can be said to be the first at the premiere box office!

Before, everyone was optimistic about "The New Mummy", and there were not too many surprises.

And many movie review posts quickly appeared on the Internet.

Among them, "Knowing the Past in the Entertainment Industry" posted two articles, which attracted everyone's attention.

Many netizens know that this big-name blogger is Li Yi's number one fan, and every time Li Yi has a new work, he will always come out to comment as soon as possible.

Some people even say that this is Li Yi's trumpet.

This time, he's here again.

But he didn't comment on "The Nameless" first, but "The New Mummy" first.

Content: [The "Mummy" trilogy was still yesterday, "The New Mummy" (also known as "The Mummy 4") "set sail" again, in the play, Tom still fights hard, and there is a feat of thousands of miles of heroes saving beauty, but in my opinion, it is still difficult to "turn the tide".

The mediocre plot, chaotic characters, and the implantation of meaningless characters make the movie a "Brother Liang vs. Zombies"!

I believe that many viewers went to see last night's premiere because of the name of the classic movie "The Mummy" at the end of the last century and their curiosity about ancient Egyptian civilization, and it is true that I too.

But what puzzles me is that "The New Mummy" does not have much presentation of ancient Egyptian civilization in the whole film, and the scene about ancient Egypt only appears at the beginning of the film, and the legend of the Egyptian princess Ammarnet is hastily explained.

This style of painting changed too suddenly, the second half of the movie has nothing to do with Egyptian civilization, the plot design is too simple, and there is a lack of change, IMHO, this is a bad movie. 】

After posting this article, "The Entertainment Industry Knows the Past" posted another article.

The title is very eye-catching: [Li Yi, or after becoming a star, another man who performs little people to the extreme!]

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