Seeing this, Uncle Li grabbed the two of them like rabbits, "You two are too out of shape!"

But Zhou Linlin didn't think so. After breaking free from Uncle Li, he tentatively approached Ji Ying, rubbed his palms and said, "Ji Yixian, let's discuss." I'll help you take off this cheongsam, and you can leave me a small piece of skin as a souvenir, okay?"

Meng Qing'er also echoed with her eyes shining, "I want it too, I want it too..."

Although Ji Ying was a little confused, he still smiled and nodded, "As long as you get 'it' down, I will promise you everything." ”

Hearing this, the two were overjoyed and squatted on the ground to discuss countermeasures.

Meng Qinger put forward her opinions to Zhou Linlin.

But Zhou Linlin patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't be so troublesome." Just put her in cold water, but you just need this 'little dream boss' to be an assistant. ”

I hurriedly nodded, "Okay, I'll definitely cooperate." ”

Hearing this, Zhou Linlin nodded and walked quickly to the backyard of the bar, "Carry her and follow me." ”

...

When you come to the backyard, the first thing that catches your eye is an open-air swimming pool more than ten meters wide. The cold wind of the night blows ripples on the water, and the bright moonlight can easily illuminate the clear bottom of the pool.

"Carry her down. Zhou Linlin pointed to the swimming pool and said.

Hearing this, I hurriedly did so. Although it was summer at this time, the cold wind blowing through the night still made the two of us feel excited.

The water in the pool was very deep, and I stood in the water dragging Ji Ying, both of whom only showed their two heads.

"What's next?" I asked, looking overhead.

Zhou Linlin waved her hand, "Soak it for two hours first." ”

I swallowed heavily, "You're not kidding, are you?"

"Wanted to save her life. It has to be soaked in water. Zhou Linlin said resolutely.

I snorted again, "Who can stand such cold water and soak for two hours?"

Zhou Linlin gave me a blank look, "What? I can't stand doing this for a woman? Why don't you say you can't stand it when you're comfortable on a woman's body? I'm as tired as a dead pig, and I'm still yelling, cool, cool, cool..."

Hearing this, I was immediately speechless, "Okay, this is ruthless enough." Listen to you. ”

"You soak slowly first, and Meng Qing'er and I will prepare some things. ”

After saying that, the two of them hurried back to the bar, leaving only me and Uncle Li standing dumbly with big eyes and small eyes.

"Uncle Li, how was your honeymoon with Sister Linlin?" I asked with interest.

Uncle Li squatted beside me and lit a cigarette, "What else? Do your best to make up for all these years of debt." ”

I stretched out my hand and motioned for Uncle Li to order one for me too.

"Have you learned to smoke?" asked Uncle Li.

"What's wrong with this thing, isn't it Nico Ding anesthetizing nerves?" I said, pouting.

Uncle Li lit a cigarette and handed it to me, "You kid listen to me." 'Yuwei' and 'Yuhui' have a self-evident affection for you. Forget that 'Zhao Ting', now I have another one in my arms! You can't do this?"

I shook Ji Ying in my arms and said, "Old man Li, you don't have to be alarmist here. People are emotional. I was seriously wounded three days ago, and if it weren't for the medical immortal who exhausted his strength to save me, I would have seen Marx go long ago. Now that she's in trouble, how can I ignore it?"

Uncle Li pursed his lips and said meaningfully, "A flower heart is a flower heart, don't make excuses for yourself." ”

"Believe it or not. ”

Hearing this, Uncle Li gave me a blank look, "I'll go and see if they're ready." You can soak it here, and it's better to soak your two eggs down. ”

"Okay, you conscienceless old man, I curse you to urinate on the kang every night. ”

"Don't be jealous, my kidneys are fine. ”

After saying that, the old man walked away humming a little song.

At this time, Ji Ying was also awakened by the cold water, she first looked around, and finally her eyes fell on me.

"The water is too cold, so put me down and go ashore." ”

I hugged her hands tightly, "Don't worry, I can hold it." ”

The icy water of the pool seemed to relieve Ji Ying's pain. She sighed heavily, "When we meet in Pingshui, at most, we can be regarded as a passerby who has been through hardships together." So you don't have to be so nice to me..."

I pinched her slender waist, "Ji Da Yixian, I met you more than Pingshui." It's just a beautiful misunderstanding. ”

Ji Ying smiled dumbly, returned the bank card I gave her, and handed it back to me, "If I can't survive this hurdle, my children will ask you." ”

I looked her in the eye and said, "You want to be beautiful." That's more than 100 kids. Born but not raised, heaven does not tolerate it. ”

Ji Ying lost his voice and said, "You kid don't talk nonsense. I haven't even had a child!"

"So, where did you get those kids?" I asked with a wicked smile.

Ji Ying stretched out her jade hand and made a ripple in the pond, "They are all homeless children. ”

"Then you don't have to worry about them. Mess with me in the future. I leaned in front of Ji Ying and said.

The aroma of the latter exhaled rhythmically lapped on my face.

"If I could put it down, I wouldn't have to wait until now. It's not so much that I took them in. It's better that they took in my wandering heart. ”

As the water temperature was too low, our breathing began to become more and more rapid.

I took another puff of my cigarette and defiantly spit the smoke ring on Ji Ying's face.

"How about putting this wandering heart here with me?"

Ji Ying pulled the cigarette in my hand to his mouth and took a puff. Then she raised her head slightly, and the blue smoke surrounded her beautiful face, which seemed like a dream in the moonlight.

"My heart is too expensive. You may not be able to take it. ”

I couldn't help but lean in front of her again.

"Plop!"

But just when our lips are about to touch again. The sound of a "heavy object" falling into the water suddenly interrupted the two of us.

Zhou Linlin swam to my side, "Don't be sticky. It's almost time, Meng Qing'er and I came to remove this armor for her. ”

I looked at the two people in front of me in a daze. On this windy and moonlit night, they all wore extremely terrifying skull masks. It's true that Ji Ying and I are mentally prepared, and we are also frightened by them.

"What are you doing?" I asked, my voice trembling.

"Do what I have to do. Meng Qinger said.

"What you mean by getting ready is changing into a swimsuit and swim trunks and wearing a mask to scare me?"

Hearing this, Zhou Linlin and Meng Qing'er raised their hands at the same time, "The thing is here." ”

If you look closely, both of them are holding an 18-pound sledgehammer in their hands!

Seeing this, I hurriedly stopped, "What are you going to do?

Zhou Linlin raised the sledgehammer, "I don't know how to ask less." Just cooperate with us. ”

Hearing this, I immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and my head shook like a rattle. "If you don't make it clear, I won't cooperate with you. ”

"It's long-winded, even you will be smashed!" Meng Qing'er raised the sledgehammer and said angrily.

I hurriedly swam a few meters backwards. "Come again, you're welcome. ”

Seeing this, Ji Ying, who had been silent, stroked the rags on the surface of the water and said, "You don't have to be nervous, the two of them are just scaring me." ”

"What do you mean?"

Meng Qing'er put down the sledgehammer, "It's really boring, you saw through it so quickly." ”

Ji Ying explains, "Fear causes adrenaline to secrete, causing a skin reaction with my hairs standing on end, which helps me take off my cheongsam. ”

Zhou Linlin also threw away the sledgehammer, "Let's see if that set of 'skin armor' has come down?"

Hearing this, I nodded indifferently and hurriedly dragged Ji Ying out of the water. The latter's cheongsam was gone, replaced by a set of "iron armor" made of thousands of steel nails. ”

"What should I do?"

Seeing this, the two looked at each other awkwardly, "This is not a reaction? ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"Use tweezers and see if you can pull the nails off. Zhou Linlin said helplessly.

Looking at Ji Ying trembling in my arms, I said helplessly, "Then hurry up." ”

Hearing this, the two of them took off their masks, took out tweezers and came to me.

But I soon discovered that the steel nails embedded in the skin of the Season Shadow could not be pulled out at all.

"What can I do about this?" Meng Qing'er asked with a little headache.

Seeing this, Zhou Linlin also sighed, "There's really no way to do it now." ”

Hearing this, Ji Ying smiled with relief, "This day has finally come." I can finally go and accompany him..."

"Don't worry. You must not give up until the end. I comforted.

Ji Ying reached out and stroked my cheek, "Thank you for letting me spend the craziest four days of my life. ”

"Follow my brother in the future, there are even crazier things, and then wait for you. ”

Ji Ying laughed out loud, "After I die, you will rip off the 'skin' of my whole body and sell it, don't sell it cheaply, definitely more than 10 million..."

Hearing this, Meng Qing'er's eyes suddenly glowed green, "Mr. Xiaomeng, divide half of me." ”

"Get out!"

Meng Qing'er frowned, "If you don't give it, you won't give it, why are you so fierce?"

I gave her a blank look, and then comforted, "Don't worry, no one buys your skin, don't be sentimental." ”

After saying that, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind.

"That's right, the staff! The staff of 'Grandma Yu' must have the secret of this 'skin armor'. I said excitedly.

Hearing this, Zhou Linlin waved her hand to Uncle Li, "Bring that staff." ”

The latter did so, and Zhou Linlin took the staff and looked at it carefully for a long time, and finally unscrewed it from the middle. With a crisp sound of "ding bell", a 20-centimeter-long scroll fell out of it.

Zhou Linlin opened it excitedly and looked at it, but the text inside was very strange, and she didn't understand it for a long time.

"Qing'er, what the hell is this?"

Meng Qing'er took the scroll, but after looking at it for a long time, she didn't say a word.

"Hey, do you know how to read?"

Meng Qing'er spread out the scroll, "It's all ancient Persian, and it's not in the right order, it will take me at least ten minutes to translate it." ”

Hearing this, I hurriedly gave her a thumbs up. "Come on, big fool, I'm optimistic about you. ”

But Meng Qing'er flew up and down, pretending to look at it for a long time, but she didn't come to any conclusions.

"Well, if you burn it with the flame of the blue shadow, you will definitely be able to melt away the 'skin armor'. ”

"What if it burns Ji Ying?" I asked.

Meng Qing'er said vaguely, "Well, that's the time to test your skills." ”

I scratched my head, "So how do you burn it?"

Meng Qing'er said with an exaggerated expression, "It's like roasting a whole sheep." ”

Hearing this, the three of us were full of "black lines" floating on our heads.

"I said, do you understand?"