"Think about it!"

Lu Ping was ready to develop his thinking.

"You Shi...... Hit the stone ...... I don't have that word!" the turkey scratched his scalp and looked confused.

Lu Ping exerted his force and said: "Think again!"

"You Shi, again, there is, when I was young, there was ...... Sometimes, the oil is wet...... Swim...... None of this can be beaten. The turkey scratched his ears and cheeks and thought of all the homophonies, but he still couldn't crack the mystery.

"Limerick poem! I didn't go to school well when I saw it!" Lu Ping announced the correct answer in hatred.

The turkey asked with a cute face: "What is the limerick...... That's not a word, is it? I don't think ...... Not a word. ”

"Ahem......" Lu Ping didn't bother to explain to him, he had never seen such an uneducated hooligan.

The turkey said tentatively: "Is it a mistake......?

"It's just a fart!" Lu Ping interrupted him speechlessly, urging: "Check your phone, check your phone, and see if there is one!"

Turkey pulled out his phone and said, "Don't take advantage of my Internet to sneak up on me!"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I promise not to sneak attack, I promise!"

"There's no wifi here...... "Oh, there is, there is, there is, but there are passwords, and they can't be connected." ”

Lu Ping was also drunk: "Use traffic!"

The turkey said aggrievedly: "I don't have a set meal...... Why don't you turn on a hot spot?"

Lu Ping slapped him on the head fiercely: "With your attitude, no wonder you can't learn well, you still bargain for giving you popular science knowledge!" Come on, come on, give you ten yuan, I'll spend money for you to study, enough traffic fees, right?"

He took out ten dollars and shoved it into his hand.

Lu Ping couldn't bear to bully him anymore, this thing was too stupid.

"If you say you won't sneak attack, hit again, hit ......again," Turkey grumbled, opening the browser.

This time it was Lu Ping's turn to be aggrieved: "I'll just pat you gently, what is the beating?"

The turkey argued: "Do you shoot this word with or without a handle?" and the words next to the handle are verbs, and the verb is to do it, and to do it is to hit the ......."

Lu Ping looked dazed: "You understand this thoroughly enough, the hoop of the golden hoop stick also has a handle, but is it a verb?

"Hoop...... The turkey thought for a moment and said, "Yes, it must be, Tang Seng put the hoop spell on Sun Wukong's head, what is it if it is not a verb?"......

Doesn't that make sense!

No, this guy's understanding of verbs has reached the realm of superb.

Can't be led astray by him.

"Have you found it? Is there a limerick poem?" Lu Ping felt that this person's literary attainments were a little off, so he pulled the topic to this aspect of victory.

"Damn, there is really a ......," Turkey exclaimed, reading into the web page: "limerick poetry is an interesting slang style of poetry, which is said to have been named after the Chinese Tang Dynasty writer Zhang Dayou. Zhai Hao of the Qing Dynasty quoted Zhang Zi's "Snow Poems" in his "Popular Literary Oil Poems": "The river is general, and the well is black and holey. The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. Later generations called this kind of slangy, humorous, small and interesting poems 'limericks'. In addition, sometimes the author writes poems for self-deprecation, or out of self-humility, which is also called 'limerick'......"

"Don't read it, don't read it!" Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "I'll just ask you if you have it?"

The turkey looked up and nodded, "Yes, it does!"

Lu Ping asked again: "Did you not mistaken?"

Turkey said affirmatively, "Yes...... It's right, looking at it this way, it's really right. ”

Lu Ping snatched back the ten yuan he was holding in his hand and said, "This is considered as your tuition fee, you can deepen your impression." ”

The turkey pulled a sad face: "It's just ten yuan and I'm going back again." ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Did it make you knowledgeable? I don't even know limericks, you ...... You're purely illiterate!"

"No, no!" the turkey suddenly realized: "I seem to have been taken into the ditch by you, why should I be afraid of you? I am now a horse boy of Qingfeng Hall, I have brothers, I have a background, and ......"

Lu Ping was stunned for a moment: "What did you say? Who are you?"

The turkey suddenly became arrogant: "Qingfeng Tang, are you scared?"

"No, brother, I haven't figured it out yet. This time, it was Lu Ping's turn to be confused, and asked: "A coward like you, how did you get into Qingfeng Hall? You joined the copycat version of Qingfeng Hall, right? Qingfeng Tang I know, I haven't seen a fool like you, could it be that they are now relaxed in recruitment conditions? Fools can enter?"

"Who is the fool to scold? Don't you just don't know how to make limericks, so you beat people to death with a stick?" Turkey said unconvinced: "To tell you the truth, our mahjong brother is a close confidant of the third master of Qingfeng Tang, and it was Brother Mahjong who introduced me to Qingfeng Hall, I just joined a week ago, and immediately arranged a driver job for me." Iron or not, you say?"

"Brother Mahjong?" Lu Ping pouted: "This name sounds the same as you, it's all underplayed?"

Turkey raised his head and said: "Brother Mahjong loves to play mahjong, so they all call him Brother Mahjong." Brother Mahjong is amazing, the old oilman of Qingfengtang, we learned the car together in the driving school five years ago, so he introduced me to come in and drive. ”

Lu Ping nodded: "So you belong to the logistics staff?"

"Count...... Calculate ...... Sort of. The turkey said, "How else can you be ...... If you change to a mahjong brother, you can be knocked over with one punch!"

"Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you about these idle skins. Lu Ping said a little impatiently: "I'll just ask you, what is the relationship between this Blue Bingbing and Qingfeng Hall now?"

"Blue ...... Miss Lan's ...... Then the background is even more powerful!" Turkey said with a heroic face: "Now Miss Lan is Fu Sanye's woman!"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Who is Fu Sanye?"

"You don't even know Fu Sanye?" Ouch, I'm sorry, Fu Yanji and Fu Sanye, haven't you heard a word? Although he has just entered Qingfeng Hall and belongs to the rookie level, after all, Qingfeng Hall has a good name, who is not afraid in the entire Yongzhou City? Alas, I knew that I would report my name at the beginning, and I had to scare him to death, how could I still be beaten by this fat meal?

"Nu Yanjie, I don't think I've heard of this name anywhere!" Lu Ping nodded slightly.

Turkey's face was angry: "Hmph, I'm scared this time, right?"

Lu Ping said: "I'm afraid of a fart for just a women's product, I'm afraid?"

Huh, the turkey pondered carefully, Fu Yanji, woman Yanjie, it's really quite similar!

So he quickly corrected and said: "Fu - Yan - Ji! It's not a woman Yanjie, an auspicious Ji! Fu Sanye, the name that rings on the rivers and lakes to die, that third master, is talking about him!"

"The guy who has only half a head and loves to eat wild meat?" Lu Ping stayed in Yongzhou for a while, and naturally heard some rumors about several masters of Qingfeng Hall.

Turkey said: "Half a head is a bit exaggerated, anyway, there is indeed a missing head." It is also true that you love to eat wild game, and it is said that ...... It is said that the third master also likes to eat human flesh, is it scary?"

"What? another one who likes to eat human flesh?" Lu Ping smiled bitterly.

"Shhhh......h No, no, I'm from Qingfeng Hall now, do I need to talk to you so politely? Hey, kneel down and admit your mistake to Brother Turkey, let me beat you back, I won't ask Brother Mahjong to bring someone to beat you, what do you think?"

"You're so cute!" Lu Ping touched his cute face: "You stay here for a while, I still have to go back and give money to others! By the way, you can practice writing limerick poems to consolidate your learning results." ”

The turkey asked, "Send money, what kind of money?"

Lu Ping asked, "You want it too?"

"It's not uncommon! I just gave ten dollars and want to go back, do you have that heart?" said Turkey with a grinning look on his face.

What about people?

How is it elusive?

The turkey fiddles with his phone, opens the call log, and finds a call entry with the genus 'Mahjong Brother'.

To fight or not to fight?

The turkey wanders around, wanting to fight and not wanting to.

Don't fight, after all, you are unwilling to be beaten.

Let's fight, Brother Mahjong is ruthless, and he can't be prepared to kill this guy...... I just discussed the knowledge with him here for a while, and I feel that we get along quite well.

In fact, turkey is indeed not the kind of person who is bad to the bone.

Turkey's original name was Hawky, he was originally an honest cook, and five years ago he learned to drive at the same driving school as Qingfengtang's mahjong brother, and was bullied by mahjong brother several times. As a result, not long ago, Brother Mahjong took people to his restaurant to eat, drank too much wine and ate the overlord meal, and met the turkey again.

After all, they are acquaintances, and Turkey knows how powerful Brother Mahjong is, so he paid for his own meal.

Later, Fu Sanye asked Brother Mahjong to find an honest person to come over to Lan Bingbing as a driver, so Brother Mahjong thought of this former driving school classmate.

In this way, the turkey became a member of Brother Mahjong's subordinates.

For this reason, the turkey has been proud for several days, and has been imitating the domineering and ruthlessness of Brother Mahjong, learning from him to scold and learn from him, but learning to learn always feels that something is wrong.

Just like just now, even though I was beaten, I was still there discussing words with others.

Could this be the answer to an old saying?

Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business.

Lu Ping returned to the scene of the incident, which was much calmer.

Lan Bingbing and the Ferrari were gone, and the crowd of onlookers was nowhere to be found.

Only the dozens of fashion sisters who had not yet received the money were left, all standing there, discussing with interest about Lan Bingbing.

Zheng Sanhu was mixed among the sisters, and interjected a few words without words.

When Lu Ping came back, everyone immediately ended chatting and greeted this side together.

"The slut star is gone, just let her drive away, and if she plays again, she will kill people. We made her embarrassed just now, she was covered in saliva, vegetable leaves, banana peels and whatnot, and she was beaten up!" The eldest sister in red high heels took the lead in front of Lu Ping and explained the situation to him.

"It's a pity I missed it, but fortunately I can imagine it. Lu Ping smiled and said, "That's okay, let you wait for a long time, now I will transfer the money to you, you will all have a share!"

After transferring money to them one after another, it was already noon.

Lu Ping did a rough calculation, and the money sent out didn't even reach one-twentieth of it.

Wait?

Anyway, Gong Mengran gave a day off.

Lu Ping was about to take Zheng Sanhu to find a place to solve the lunch problem, when the mobile phone rang suddenly.

is a text message prompt.

"Tomorrow at five o'clock in the afternoon, there will be a duel on the bank of the Yaya River, dare you come ?—— Yu Zhen!"

Lu Ping suddenly came to his senses.

On this day, I've been on the same page for a long time!