The scene of the performance.

Since He Xiao came to the stage, the laughter has not stopped.

A schoolgirl burst into tears of joy in the audience.

This side of the guest seat.

Xu Lei slapped his thigh, "This is absolutely amazing!"

Guan Chengcheng's eyes were also bent into a crescent moon: "Who made up this cross talk? It's so funny!"

Everyone else almost reacted to the same thing, and everyone was amazed by He Xiao's new-style cross talk.

I've never heard this kind of cross talk!

No one has ever said that!

In particular, He Xiao's expression when he spoke gave people a very serious and serious feeling.

But the words that come out are not boundary, so it creates a strong sense of contrast.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and they looked at the stage expectantly, waiting for the next step.

I saw Sun Zheng snapping his fingers, and said with disgust on his face, "Can we talk about some nutritious topics?" ”

He Xiao looked at him: "What topic do you want to talk about?"

Sun Zheng looked pensive, and after half a sound, he asked with a wicked smile, "How much do you earn a month?"

Hey, that's a bit of a private topic.

The audience looked at the stage curiously.

The artist's income has always been a mystery, and ordinary people don't know about this industry, but occasionally they can see on the news that the paparazzi have exposed the sky-high salary of Xiao Xianrou.

But that's just the price of a play, and everyone really doesn't know how much money you make a month.

He Xiao has more than 10 million fans, and he is already a very popular artist at the moment, so everyone really wants to know his income.

Seeing He Xiao, he pursed his lips at this time, hesitated for a moment and said, "Less than 10,000." ”

Sun Zheng squinted and smiled, he also knew that He Xiao could not tell the truth, how much money he made was a private matter for celebrities, and he just asked casually.

So this effort followed He Xiao's words and said, "You give an accurate number." ”

He Xiao glanced around, as if he was afraid of being heard, and covered his mouth and said, "Three thousand seven." ”

Sun Zheng narrowed his eyes: "You can't call three thousand seven for ten thousand?"

A male audience member burst out laughing.

He Xiao spread his hands: "Is there any problem? Three thousand seven is less than ten thousand?

"Yes—"

The audience responded.

Sun Zheng looked at the stage and then at the stage, and then pinched his waist, "Then if you want to say that, then I will say it too." ”

He Xiao was amused: "How much does Mr. Sun earn in a month?"

Sun Zheng sighed, stretched out a finger, and said word by word: "Less than 100 million." ”

"Huh~~"

The audience booed.

He Xiao remembered another joke in his mind, so he picked up Sun Zheng's words: "Don't laugh, everyone, in fact, what Mr. Sun said is true, his family is very rich." ”

Sun Zheng raised his head, not knowing why He Xiao turned the topic to him again, because the two had not rehearsed before, so he didn't know what He Xiao was going to say.

But fortunately, Sun Zheng, as a professional actor, still has solid basic skills, and he knows what he should do at this time, so he stubbornly continued: "Yes, take advantage of it at home." ”

"Where" is a northern dialect that means "rich".

He Xiao continued: "You may not know that Mr. Sun's family is rich for six generations!"

"Rich six generations?" Sun just hung over, and glanced sideways at He Xiao.

Why did this kid come here with his mouth open? The rich six generations are too exaggerated, right?

And He Xiao didn't care whether he picked it up or not, and said while gesturing to himself: "To what extent does Mr. Sun's family have money? ”

Sun Zheng replied again, "Hmm...... There is this condition at home. ”

I saw He Xiao stretching out his hand and gesturing in the air: "There are two highways in the yard!"

"In our yard?" Sun was really stunned this time.

Is there a high speed in the yard?

This is the first time I've heard of it.

The audience's faces were also flushed.

He smiled: "One of them is called the Father Bao Expressway. ”

Sun Zheng was puzzled: "Where is this?"

"Your father to the nanny's house!"

When the voice fell, Sun Zheng pushed He Xiao away, and the audience booed.

He Xiao said again: "Don't worry, there is another one, which is called Ma Kitchen Expressway." ”

Sun Zheng tilted his neck, "Where is this?"

"It's your mother's ......" As soon as He joked halfway, Sun Zheng stopped him, murderous: "My mother went to the cook's house?"

He Xiaoxiao put his hand to his mouth and smiled shyly, "That's not what I said." ”

Sun Zheng pushed him, "Nonsense, that's what you mean!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed, and the burden rang.

The guests are all happy to draw here.

The famous sketch actor Fei Lexian kept clapping his hands, and shouted in his mouth: "This is a master, this is too powerful." ”

Cross talk is originally mutually destructive, but it is the first time I have seen it as fresh and refined as He Xiaodi.

It's all improvised?

What a brain he has!

In the background, the chief director Lu Yuan was also shocked.

He has heard cross talk, and he usually likes to listen to it, and he knows a few popular cross talk jokes in his heart, so he is also called a cross talk lover.

But He Xiao's cross talk allowed him to open the door to a new world, and these jokes are all new versions of the ship that he has never heard before.

There is not even a little bit of cross talk, he doesn't sing Taiping lyrics, and he doesn't report the name of the dish, it's just nonsense, but the wonderful thing is that he is very comfortable, which makes people want to stop, and they still want to listen to it.

"No wonder he can write so many songs himself, it's really something in his stomach!"

Lu Yuan has been a producer of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV for so many years, and he has seen more artists than he has eaten salt, what kind of genius newcomer has he never seen? But what is acting like He Xiao, it is the first time I have seen a dry stomach.

"I thought the same thing when I recorded "The Voice of Dreams", this kid sings original songs every day, and I suspect several times that he has a team behind him. ”

Wang Shi had a big belly, took a sip of tea, and nodded in response.

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Reception desk.

He Xiao glanced at Sun Zheng sideways, rolled up his sleeves, and continued to talk nonsense: "Teacher Sun wakes up every morning, and the first thing he does is to take a bath. ”

Sun Zheng nodded, "Love clean." ”

He Xiao gestured: "The bathroom in their house has a swimming pool in it!"

Sun Zheng said: "It's not like words, it's called a bathtub." ”

The audience reacted with hindsight and laughed.

Liao Yuan smiled and bent over, making an expression to cover his face, he was really shocked by this sentence.

Swimming pool in the bathroom?

Isn't this pulling an erhu in the crotch of your pants and pulling eggs?

But it's such a nonsense thing, everyone not only doesn't sound disgusted, but also feels very interesting.

He Xiao said indifferently: "Anyway, it means the same thing." ”

Sun Zheng sighed, "It's a lot." ”

He smiled: "Teacher Sun finished taking a bath and started to take a bath. ”

"You can wait. Sun Zheng stopped him and corrected: "Isn't it a waste of water to take a bath after taking a bath?"

He Xiao spread his hands: "This is a waste? You wash it three times a day, have you forgotten?"

Sun Zheng pointed to himself: "I washed three times?"

"Yes, you wash your upper body once in the morning, your lower body once in the afternoon, and your waist again in the evening. ”

Sun Zheng sighed, "I live exquisitely enough." ”

The crowd laughed.

He Xiao continued: "After taking a bath, Mr. Sun drove a million-level luxury car out of the city and took his friends out for a trip. ”

Sun Zheng: "Well, change your mood. ”

He Xiao suddenly gestured: "About an hour, when the scenic spot arrived, I saw a bomb!"

Sun Zheng wondered, "Wait a minute, what is a bomb?"

The audience was also curious.

I saw He Xiao stretch out four fingers and explain: "One fried, four sharp, four guns in Yanjing dialect, and four Aces in the south!"

Sun Zheng reacted and stopped him: "You can wait! That's called a bomb? That's called an AAAA-level scenic spot!"

"Poof?!"

The audience burst into laughter.

4A-level scenic spots?

What does it mean to fry together?

He Xiao on the stage was also stunned, his expression was as if he knew for the first time that it was a 4A-level scenic spot, covering his mouth with an incredible face.

Sun Zheng corrected: "You will play less of that landlord in the future, and you will blow up one bomb, I think I stepped on a mine!"

He Xiao said in passing: "Isn't that good? I took a shower and sang songs, but as soon as I got out of the city, the mines were blown up!"

"I'll you!"

Sun Zheng pushed He Xiao's shoulder, and the performance ended.

The audience was already laughing like crazy.

Wave after wave of applause.

Not to mention the audience, even the camera brother was a little unbearable, and his shoulders shook several times during the recording.

"Let us applaud and welcome the wonderful performances brought to us by He Xiao and Sun Zheng!"

The host Yang Tao walked out from behind the scenes, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth was obvious, and it seemed that he was not happy when he was offstage.

This cross talk is so interesting!

How can He Xiao say that?

Everyone was very curious.

Xu Lei took the lead in asking: "He Xiao, I want to interview you, have you ever studied cross talk before?"

This question can be regarded as asking everyone's hearts, because He Xiao's performance does not look like a layman at all, whether it is a steady typhoon, or the way he speaks, or the burden thrown out, he has the feeling of a veteran in the rivers and lakes.

He Xiao touched his nose and responded very modestly: "Brother Lei, you have praised it, this is the first time I have performed the art of cross talk on stage, it is all nonsense, not worth mentioning." ”

Hearing this, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at him, especially Sun Zheng.

He has studied cross talk for 20 years, and he is the most professional actor, and he deeply knows the level of He Xiao's performance just now.

He didn't know that He Xiao really didn't know anything about cross talk, all he said was the content of the black mobile phone, and those performance pictures were deeply imprinted in his mind, he just read the words directly, and he didn't need any technical content.

It's just an imitation of other people's performances.

Looking at the shocked people, He Xiao couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this is the power of a world civilization, just a little bit is vaguely revealed, it is enough to be used for a lifetime.

It's a pity that He Xiao's ambition is not in the craft of cross talk, although cross talk artists are also very popular now and occupy a place in the comedy industry, but the pattern is also restricted, and the ceiling is too low.

What He Xiao wants to do is to be an international superstar, reach the top of the music industry, cross the film industry, and create a series of super IPs that belong to Huaguo to compete with Western Hollywood.

To be honest, he has enough money now, and he doesn't need to run for life, but more for fame.

And correspondingly, with fame, money naturally comes.

The picture returned to the stage, and He Xiao listened carefully to the comments of several seniors.

At the end, Yang Tao said: "Please teachers score the comprehensive performance of the two teams just now!"

The four guests of the Spring Festival Gala at the scene, as well as the owners who appeared before, also appeared one after another, raising their hands to vote on the results of the two teams.

Maybe He Xiao's cross talk is too good, and the ace actor team of the final result narrowly wins.

Of course, there is no reward for winning or losing, and the only punishment is that the losing team has to post a funny video on Weibo.

And judging from the comprehensive score, the real loser tonight is the team of ace actors, that is, He Xiao's team.

So after the recording, He Xiao still has to post a funny video on Weibo, otherwise the show will not be able to explain to the audience when it is broadcast.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the audience began to disperse.

The recording of the first episode of the second season of "Ace vs. Ace" ended.

He Xiao returned backstage and began to change clothes, took off his red robe, and returned to his previous outfit, finally no longer looking like a cross talk actor.

Sun Zheng came over and wondered, "He Xiao, you really haven't learned cross talk?"

He hasn't come back to his senses until now, today's cross talk turned out to be the most exciting one he has ever said since he learned art, a completely novel joke, and he can't guess what He Xiao will say next.

Compared with the usual cross talk that sings Taiping lyrics, He Xiao's cross talk effect is even more brilliant.

"Brother Sun, I really haven't learned. ”

He smiled bitterly and waved his hand.

He knows that the development of cross talk in his world is at least ten years behind the blossoming of black mobile phones, and many things are a little unable to keep up with the current trend and aesthetics.

Except for some particularly popular cross talk actors who have studied a few jokes by themselves, most of them are still performing old-fashioned things.

Occasionally sing a piece of Taiping lyrics and read a piece of newspaper dish name to show off his unique skills, but I don't know that in fact, the big guys are tired of watching these things.

The audience won't care if you talk about it, if your basic skills are not solid, it doesn't matter if you will be able to do it or not, no one wants to watch these things.

People only care if the work you give me can make me laugh and be worthy of my ticket price, not show a boring passage.

"Well, if you're interested in getting into this business in the future, you can call me. ”

Sun Zheng gestured a six gesture in his ear and said with some regret.

He felt that He Xiao's understanding of language was too high, and he was born to eat this bowl of rice, and if they were partners, they would definitely be popular all over the country.

When it is reversed, his value can also rise by one ......