"Teacher, where are you?"

In CCTV's above-ground parking space, He Xiao closed the car door with a "bang", put his mobile phone to his mouth, and recorded a voice message to Lin Yunkai.

The year has come to an end, and the two days have passed, indicating that the new year is about to begin, the streets and alleys have long been hung with red lanterns, and some stores have Christmas snowmen that will be removed in time.

He Xiao glanced at the white sky, there were scattered snowflakes falling, and his mouth opened and closed and exhaled a thick sigh.

"He Xiao, I'm stuck in traffic here, and I can't tell when I'll be there, so you can wait for me first!"

Lin Yunkai's slightly impatient voice came from the phone, Lao Lin is a person who doesn't like to be late, and today he agreed to meet at nine o'clock in the morning in the CCTV studio hall, but he has not arrived at half past nine now because of the traffic jam, which makes him feel a little emotional.

"It's okay, let's not rush, it's cold and the road is slippery, you let the driver drive slowly." ”

He Xiao said again and again that it didn't matter, and then hung up the phone with his teeth, it was too cold, the wind blew, it was like a knife turning in the cracks of the bones, it was cold and painful, he just got off the car for a while, and his little face and hands were red with cold, and after putting down the phone at this time, he hurriedly put his hand into the pocket of his down jacket and walked quickly towards the CCTV hall.

Through the glass door, the air conditioning warm air overhead blew in his face, dispelling the chill on his body, He Xiao felt a lot more comfortable, and walked towards the backstage.

Today's CCTV studio hall is busier than the last time I came, last time there were more staff to arrange the stage, and now the equipment of the stage has been improved, and the people who came over have become actors who perform at the party.

"Big brother, can you sign for me?"

A group of little girls wearing colorful clothes and cute makeup on their faces, only five or six years old, ran past He Xiao on their feet, and one of them stopped when they saw He Xiao, raised their heads and blinked at him with big eyes.

"Okay, is one enough? not enough to sign two. ”

He Xiao showed a smile on his face, these little guys are not easy, they have not yet gone to elementary school, they have already started to practice dance, and they get up early every day to be greedy for darkness, just to win at the starting line and pave the way for their future life in advance.

"Enough, thank you, brother, brother is so good. The little Lori in front of her thanked her crisply, she seemed to like He Xiao very much, maybe she had heard his songs, or she might have seen his works.

After He Xiao signed her, he couldn't help but sigh when he watched her happily hold the card in her arms and run back to the team with a cigarette.

These little guys can now show their faces on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, and their life achievements when they grow up are immeasurable, I hope that those innocent eyes will not be confused by the colorful entertainment industry.

Walking to the lounge in the background, He Xiao made a cup of hot tea, sat on the sofa and swiped his mobile phone, blowing the hot air from the bottle mouth from time to time, taking a sip, the warm tea flowed into the stomach, and the whole person was very happy.

"Teacher Lin is here?"

"Well, why laugh?"

"Teacher He is in the lounge. ”

“......”

There was a commotion outside the door, Lin Yunkai finally arrived, he pushed open the door of the lounge, his ears were red from the cold, and he rubbed his palms and walked in.

"Xiao He, the car is jammed today, you didn't see it, I didn't move for thirty minutes, and finally I got out of the car and walked a kilometer by myself. ”

As soon as Lin Yunkai came in, he began to complain to He Xiao, looking for water all over the house while talking, and He Xiao had a lot of eyesight, so he hurriedly handed over his tea.

Although He Xiao had already drunk it, the relationship between the two was iron, and they didn't dislike it, the water was still warm, and Lin Yunkai drank most of the cup in one go.

"Whew, it's comfortable. ”

Lin Yunkai's face turned rosy, and after a slight rest, he asked, "Where is Liao Yuqing?"

"I'm busy at the front desk. He Xiao touched his chin, held the script he had written, and said, "Let's leave Director Liao alone, how about taking a look at the sketch script I wrote first?"

"That's fine, let me see what good stuff you've come up with. Lin Yunkai showed an interested look on his face when he heard this, and took the script and flipped it up and down.

In the circle, he has known He Xiao for the longest time, has seen He Xiao's ability, knows how strong his creative ability is, and in many ways, he has an extraordinary mind.

Let's take cross talk as an example, in "Ace vs. Ace", the first time he performed on stage, he was able to say that cross talk was so perfect and full of novelty, which surprised many professional cross talk people and was regarded as a "treasure boy" by netizens.

So no one knows how much He Xiao still has hidden skills in his body, and Lin Yunkai also really wants to see what sketch script He Xiao has removed this time.

"Eat noodles".

When I opened the first page of the script, these three eye-catching big characters appeared in front of me.

Then there is the creativity of the whole script and the dialogue between the actors, and on the whole, the plot is not complicated, it tells the story of a whimsical boy who wants to be famous and goes to the film factory to apply for a job.

"This is a sketch!" Lin Yunkai became more and more interested the more he watched.

He Xiao's sketch does not have the sensationalism and positive energy that are very popular now, but it is very pure amusing and funny, which undoubtedly makes him feel comfortable.

To be honest, most of the current comedians are exhausted, and there are not many sketch ideas, all relying on sensationalism to fight for eyeballs, acting and acting, and began to forcibly tear gas.

Most of the audience watching the sketches are not for the sake of philosophical principles, or for the sake of pure fun, what do you say is the use of engaging in these vain brains?

He Xiao's "Eating Noodles" is the first sketch in the black mobile phone world, which can be called the originator of sketches, there are not so many routines, it is purely to make people laugh.

This is undoubtedly a trend in the current sketch works.

"He Xiao, how do you have a melon seed? This sketch is amazing!" Lin Yunkai exclaimed.

He Xiaole said: "Hey, I'm just thinking about it, if the script is good, let's start rehearsing, the time is quite tight." ”

"Done. ”

The two put on their coats, one took a full cup of hot water, walked out of the lounge, and ran to the rehearsal room.

Along the way, I saw a lot of invited guests for this year's Spring Festival Gala, acting in comedy, engaging in originality, talking about cross talk, everything.

Everyone was discussing the details of the performance, and the atmosphere was intense and the rehearsal was intense.

He Xiao and Lin Yunkai found a rehearsal room with few people, and spread out a posture on the ground, thinking about how to appear when the time comes, where to go, and how to say.

Not long after, a staff member in charge of counting performance props came to this house, and when he saw them waving in the open space for a long time, he couldn't help but come up and ask, "Two teachers, do we need any props for this sketch?"

His job is to purchase and produce props, after all, in order to make the sketch performance realistic, it needs to be carefully arranged, such as simple furniture and background walls, or tables, chairs, wine and food, etc.

He Xiao and Lin Yunkai were eating noodles, and it seemed that they might need to prepare a large pot of noodles, he thought to himself.

"Props, nothing you need, huh...... You can prepare me a big red bucket and a pair of chopsticks. ”

The props teacher was stunned.

Red vats?

Dishes?

I'm dizzy, what kind of props are these, it's too simple!

"Teacher He, Director Liao said, our Spring Festival Gala is not bad for money, just report whatever you need to say. The props teacher smiled bitterly, he thought he was embarrassed.

He Xiao shook his hand and said, "What am I polite to you? I really don't need that, so you can prepare as I say." ”

"Huh?"

This time, the props teacher was really confused.

How could a sketch only need dishes, chopsticks and buckets? He just went to the next room to fill out the list, and the two were also sketch actors rehearsing, but they reported a lot of things to him, and even asked the props team to make them a fake car that could move.

On the other hand, He Xiao is also acting in a sketch, but this gap is too big for your mother!