I am the super invincible cutie - Shen Muyan, the son of Shen Siyan and Yan Mo.

My grandmother and grandmother liked me, and every time they saw me, they would pinch my little face and kiss me again.

Listening to me call grandma and grandma, they were so happy that they smiled from ear to ear every time. They will lift me high, spin in circles, buy me a lot of fun toys, and take me to eat a lot of delicious things.

They always said that I looked like my father, but I thought I was more like my mother.

How nice my mother is, gentle and beautiful, with a sweet little dimple when she laughs, she will tell me a lot of interesting little stories, and most importantly, she will not murder me, she will always hold me in her arms, smile and kiss me.

My mother's arms are soft and fragrant, and I love to be coquettish in her arms. Mom said, I'm her little baby. Well, mom is my baby too. I always thought that if only I could marry my mom in the future...

Let's talk about my father, he is a serious person, he always has a straight face, and he doesn't let me stick to my mother. Obviously, he himself likes to dangle around his mother's side.

He would watch TV with his mom in his arms, and I wanted to watch cartoons with my mom in my arms.

Dad is still very lazy and won't get dressed by himself, so he asks his mother to help him put them on. I don't know how to eat by myself, so I want my mother to feed me.

Yan Yan also wants my mother to help me get dressed, and I also want my mother to feed me!

Why can he hug his mother and kiss his mother, but I can't? Dad, he is really a double standard!

He always told me that I was already a big child, so I had to eat by myself, put away my toys, and sleep by myself.

But my father is such a big person, I don't want to sleep with my mother! I still have to hold her when I sleep, ashamed!

Once we went to the supermarket, and my dad asked me to drag a small shopping basket by myself, and when I saw something I liked, I put it in, and he would go to check out when the time came.

So, I did. I hummed and chose a lot, but the basket was still empty.

When I turned my head, I realized that as soon as I put it in, my father took it out for me. He also told me in all seriousness: "Eating too much junk food is not good for your health." ”

I blinked wide-eyed, looked at him, looked at the big potato chips in my hand, and thought this wasn't rubbish! Why didn't you let me eat it? You must be lying to me!

Because I clearly saw that there were a lot of snacks in the shopping cart that my father was pushing. That's what my mother put in, why can my mother eat the same thing, but I can't?

I pouted and reluctantly followed him, he must have been stingy and didn't have enough money to pay the bill, so he lied to me!

I was really tired from going to the supermarket, I couldn't walk, and I was clamoring for my mother to hug me. But my mother didn't hug me for two minutes, so she shouted at my father: "Shen Siyan, I'm so tired too!"

So, I was rudely thrown by my father in the basket I had dragged earlier, and then he picked up my mother very gently and put her in the big shopping cart.

Then, with the cart in one hand and me in the other, he went to the cashier to check out.

When I came out of the supermarket, I still felt tired and asked my mother to hug me. Mom glanced up at Dad, shook the shopping bag in her hand, and didn't say a word.

I was expecting my mom to come and hug me. But the next moment, my father first took the shopping bag from my mother's hand, and then carried me up with one hand. So, I was carried home by my father. That posture was not good at all, it was very uncomfortable, and it was far worse than my mother's arms.

Mom was comfortable, walking leisurely in the back alone, empty-handed, humming a little song, and smiling.

At that moment, I hated my dad to death.

I also have a younger sister named Zhao Yiyi, who is the baby of Aunt Wenjing and Uncle Yuanyang, and is a lively and lovely girl.

I heard adults say that the origin of Yiyi's name is to take the meaning of "I only love you wholeheartedly", my mother always praises her name for being romantic, but I don't know what romance is, is romance delicious? I only know that the name Yiyi is simple and easy to remember.

Sister Yiyi has big watery eyes, a straight nose, and dimples when she laughs, not to mention how cute she is.

So, my mother always asked me, do you want to steal one by one home? Several times I heard her say to herself, "If it weren't for Yiyi and your sister, I would have wanted to kidnap her back as my daughter-in-law." ”

I've heard adults say that a daughter-in-law is a wife. I just want to be my sister one by one, and I like my mother to be my wife.

But Dad said that Mom can only be a wife for one person, and now she is his wife, so I don't have my share. However, if I hadn't been born late, my mother wouldn't have been my father's wife, because my mother said that she likes Muyan the most.

Later, I went to kindergarten, and there were a lot of children in the kindergarten, and I still liked kindergarten very much. However, there was a child who actually said that my name was like a girl, and I got angry on the spot, hit him, and then... Then the parents were invited.

Originally, I wanted my mother to go, but my mother was not available, so I had to go to my father. It is estimated that he was also criticized by the teacher, and when he walked out of school, his face was not very good.

Thereupon... As soon as I entered the house, my father couldn't hold back anymore and tried to beat me up. Fortunately, I ran fast, shouting as I ran, "Mommy save me." Mom save me. ”

"You come over here!" Dad pointed at me, angry.

"Shen Siyan, what are you doing?" Mom didn't know the situation yet, and desperately stopped Dad.

I hid behind my mom, stuck out my tongue, and grimaced, "Bad daddy, bad daddy!"

"Do you know that he didn't study well at a young age, and he actually fought with others. If I don't educate him now, won't he go to heaven in the future?"

At this time, my mother didn't stop me, so I was beaten, no matter how much I cried, my mother didn't relent. Mom she doesn't love me anymore, I think about this, the more I cry, the more sad I become, and then... Dad also fought more and more.

In the end, my mother finally relented, and I escaped my father's grasp, and I was tired of crying, and fell asleep in my mother's arms.

When I woke up the next day, Mom and Dad were sitting at the table eating breakfast, and they were talking and laughing, but when I climbed into my seat, they stopped talking, and they looked like they were still angry with me.

I secretly looked at my mother, but found that her face was not very good, and her eyes were red. Just as I was about to speak, my mother suddenly got up, turned around and went back to the room, and closed the door.

I quickly grabbed two bites, jumped out of the chair, hesitated at the door for a moment, stood on tiptoe and pushed the door open, and the moment the door was opened, I solemnly apologized: "Mom, I'm sorry, I know it's wrong." ”

It's just that... When I looked up, I found that my mother was sitting in the bed watching a TV series, and where was the serious expression she had just faced?

Liars! are all big liars! How can you deceive me as a little cutie!

Mom turned to look at me and beckoned to me, and I trotted up to her, and Mom hugged me to watch TV.

I tilted my head and asked my mother, "Mom, aren't you angry?"

Mom smiled, her eyes were like a crooked moon, and she touched my head softly: "If you know it's wrong, Mom won't be angry." Also, in the future, you can't fight with children, you know?"

I nodded, but I felt aggrieved, so I said with a pout: "But I didn't mean to hit him, it was he who said that my name was like a girl, and I was angry." ”

"There are some names that can be used by both men and women. ”

"Oh. I nodded in understanding.

At lunchtime, my mother counted down my father, "Shen Siyan, it's all your fault for giving your son such a name and making him ridiculed." ”

"I..."

I looked at my speechless father, not to mention how happy I was, and nodded frantically on the side, because I also felt that my father was harmed!

So, this farce finally came to an end when my mother and I counted my father together.

One time during the holidays, my dad took me out with my mom and the scenery was very good.

"Shen Siyan, it's so beautiful here! You brought painting tools with you in the car, don't you? You can help us draw a picture, okay?" Mom smiled and suggested, good moments are always worth recording.

It seemed that Mom's request, Dad would never refuse, he turned around and fetched the painting tools, and motioned for us to stand.

So, my mom and I posed seriously.

"Dad, are you okay? ”

No one responded.

After another moment

My mother asked, "Is Shen Siyan okay?" ”

"Alright. ”

You see, every time dad treats him differently. But for his sake, let's forgive him for all the hard work he has worked so hard to paint for us.

Then, in a flash of interest, I ran over to see it, just... There was only one mother on it, and I pouted and asked, "Where have I been?"

"Mom said her hands were sore. ”

I'm so angry! I've been posing for so long, and my dad doesn't even paint me a shadow, and my dad is such a bad dad!

Time is very fast, in a blink of an eye I am already a child in the kindergarten class, I want to go out and play with the children, but my father gave me a lot of homework, saying that it is to let me win at the starting line, so let me learn early.

"One five gets five, two hundred and fifty-one, three fifty-five..."

"The sunflower in the green garden, the morning dew waiting for the sun, the spring Budeze, all things are glorious..."Why did the ancient poets write such a long poem?

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s old. I like..."These crooked things, my father said it was called English, and he was teaching me to know them little by little, but I knew every word separately, and what did it mean to put them together?

"Mom, Mom, what is this 'Lu' reading?" took advantage of Dad's absence, and hurriedly asked Mom.

It's just that Mom looks left and right, and it doesn't seem to be.

I stacked a thick stack of cards in front of my mom, "Mom, you're so stupid. You see, dad will. ”

"Shen Siyan, your son murders me!" the mother shouted at the study.

Soon, Dad came over.

And then... Then I was beaten again.

What an eccentric dad!

I'm such an invincible little pathetic. O(╥﹏╥)o