Chapter 201: The salted fish that bubbles up
Liu Mingyue hit Tang Fei's chest with her arm, and then glared at this kid, forget it, go shopping, she won't lose a million anyway! The eldest lady is really rich, but following Tang Fei's side, Liu Mingyue said weakly: "Tang Fei, do you say that I am so greedy for money, and I earn another million Lingyu, I feel that I am not enough friends!"
"Aunt Mingyue, when are you friends enough, I'll help you, you trick me!"
"Do you want to die!" "Do you want to die!" Give Tang Fei another slap and strangle this little guy to death, but because he is also weak-hearted, money can be earned, things must be done, and he gets it for nothing, that is not her Liu Mingyue's personality, so beside Tang Fei, she said leisurely: "Lingyu told me to take care of you, giggle...... Anyway, this is my job, Tang Fei, the more Lingyu buys me with money, the more miserable you will be, understand?"
"Can this fall on me too?"
"Otherwise!" Liu Mingyue entered the store with a wicked smile, these years, life is not easy, if before, I still entered this kind of store shopping, a bag of several thousand yuan, I have been carrying it for more than ten years, before I changed it, I ran here, I would definitely be muttered behind the back of the salesperson: I have no money and I still run to this kind of place, what kind of thing!
Now, striding forward, what do you want to buy, choose, she Liu Mingyue, who is also a rich woman, entered the store, beside Tang Fei, Liu Mingyue smiled and said: "Tang Fei, I bought a Burberry perfume, six thousand yuan!
"What are you doing, showing off to me that you're a rich woman?" Tang Fei said in a low voice.
"Hey...... That's, I like women's body fragrance, right? Next time I smell it for you, it's quite good. โ
Suddenly, Tang Fei's eyes rolled slightly, staring at Liu Mingyue's beautiful face, Tang Fei, this kid smiled cheaply, smell it for yourself, or show it for yourself? Wow...... The thief slipped, and Liu Mingyue secretly pinched Tang Fei's waist, a little pervert with a thief's heart and no thief's guts, how many times did he give him a chance, he only dared to sneak in his eyes, he didn't dare to move his real character, he looked so big, he didn't dare to use it! Hey...... Shame on you!
How did Tang Fei feel, Aunt Mingyue's eyes were a little despised for herself, and she was also teasing herself! Specially, being despised by this, I felt that I was not a man! But the red little mouth, with that intoxicating smile, was really good-looking!
Sister is about to come to Duanhua City, pinch the time, the day after tomorrow, three beautiful sisters, gathered together, in the days to come, I am afraid of happiness and disaster, I bear it on my shoulders, if I am not careful, overturned, I will die quickly, and now the first thing, not Sister Lingyu's Phoenix Mountain plan, that is a trivial matter, go home at night, work overtime to write a plan, the script, you can also help Sister Mingyue work overtime to write, by the way, there is a network at home, no computer, you have to buy a laptop computer to go back, and give them two monsters to catch up with businessใ
Hey, Tang Fei himself is also weak-hearted, his heart is very cheap, but he is afraid of overturning, my sister is here, knowing that there are still two beauties at home, will she throw her face and leave on the spot! This is a problem, if he and Sister Mingyue are still together, this matter is exposed, and he will definitely die miserably!
It is precisely because of his weak heart that this kid always has a thief's heart and no thief's guts, and then he was ridiculed by Aunt Mingyue for not being a man, embarrassing!
Just when Duanmu Lingyu and the salesman went to pick out clothes, Tang Fei rubbed to Liu Mingyue's side and whispered, "Sister Mingyue, I have a very critical and urgent question for you!"
"What's the problem?" Liu Mingyue looked back at Tang Fei, the key, is it very important, so she became serious.
Tang Fei cleared his throat and said leisurely: "My sister doesn't know that Sister Lingyu is in our house, my sister came over and found that I had already gotten two big beauties into the house, do you think my sister will kill me on the spot!"
"Kill you, there's one less little pervert in the world!!It's good!"
Tang Fei was depressed, this sister one by one, she can always make people have a mentality, Tang Fei said weakly: "Sister Mingyue, seriously, help me think of a trick, otherwise I will be a dog!"
"Dog belt, what the hell?" Liu Mingyue was stunned.
"Dog leash, Internet vocabulary, Chinese translation of English, official English vocabulary is, Internet translation, is dog leash!"
"Poof...... Why did you get so many Internet words! Do you surf the Internet? After spending so many years in the countryside with your master, you are still so familiar with the Internet?"
"Damn, there are nets in the countryside!"
"Can you go to the Internet in Pishan? Isn't that a big mountain? And it's also beautiful, there are some primitive mountains, a bit like the hermits in Zhongnan Mountain, you still go there to surf the Internet?"
"Sister Mingyue, you know a lot about National Geographic!"
"It's a must!" Liu Mingyue said with a happy smile.
"I used to work in Liuzhou for a year, as a security guard, and I was also a security guard in an auction house, and I was exposed to a lot of things, don't underestimate me, I just don't know many foreign languages, and the general Internet gadgets are very clear!"
"Yes, test you!" The two of them, over and over again in the store, muttered, and the two salesmen were greeting Duanmu Lingyu, the eldest lady, was trying a skirt, but Duanmu Lingyu wore a hip skirt, the thief was good-looking, it was really perfect, the general long skirt, but it was average, I didn't think it was so good-looking, mainly the long skirt, it didn't seem to be very good to highlight her figure, especially the hip curve, highlighted with the hip skirt, which was fatal, and including wearing that kind of jeans, long legs, hips, just that back, kill all men in seconds.
"You say!" Tang Fei rubbed beside Liu Mingyue and lowered his head
Don't believe it, she's not a radio host! A serious woman can understand how many things on the Internet.
"Mice love rice, who sings the Internet song. โ
"Rely on ......" Tang Fei rolled his eyes instantly, and then muttered depressedly: "I don't like to listen to Internet songs, I have only heard this song, but I don't know the person who sings, and I don't want to know it!"
"Lonely and unheard, such a popular Internet song, the original singer doesn't know anyone, and he still knows the Internet very well!" "Continue to despise Tang Fei, this sister, I don't know what mentality, I despise my little husband, step on him twice, it seems to have a sense of achievement! trample on Tang Fei for a wave, with a bad smile on his mouth, very cool, very similar to Duanmu Lingyu's virtue!
"Sister Mingyue, don't you change your career? An Internet singer, who cares! I only know the fragrant one, the song of the pig, hehe...... Women, will care a little, men, and that song is just hi, not a classic Chinese song!"
"......!" The little pervert, knowing how to pay attention to women, contempt, Liu Mingyue glared at Tang Fei, and said leisurely: "Okay, change the one that will be interesting, the first season of the dick silk man, what is the first episode!"
"......" rolled his eyes again, Tang Fei looked at Liu Mingyue weakly, and then gave Aunt Mingyue an expression of "You are awesome, your brother admitted".
Dick Si Man, I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it, and Tang Fei doesn't like to watch this kind of mentally retarded and funny thing, like Stephen Chow's funny movie, which belongs to the humor of life, Tang Fei likes to watch it, Dick Si Man, that's Diaosi's mentally retarded thing, it's okay to watch it as a joke, but Tang Fei is a strategic person, and he always feels wrong about that!
Seeing that Tang Fei couldn't answer, Liu Mingyue said leisurely: "Dick silk man, has there ever been a work by Mr. Bodo that all of you men love!"
"Teacher Bodo, who?" Tang Fei was stunned again, but he actually knew Teacher Bodo, but he didn't look at the dick man, the ghost knows if there is!
"......" Liu Mingyue gave Tang Fei a LOW look, this kid still understands Internet fashion, he knows a fart, LOW force one, Teacher Bodo doesn't know, this kid is stupid and sweet enough.
Damn, I was despised by Aunt Mingyue again, and I was stomped on by this sister, depressed, Tang Fei also said leisurely: "Sister Mingyue, you are very awesome, Teacher Bodo is so clear, it seems that you have studied a lot!"
"Pop ......" This aunt immediately gave Tang Fei a kick, in such a high-end store, the two of them also do the same thing, but this action, in the eyes of the salesperson in the store, is that is, a couple flirting and scolding, and Liu Mingyue is wearing stockings, a hip skirt, dressed like a woman in her twenties, a couple, sister and brother love, it is not a big deal, the actions of the two of them are quite like a couple in sister and brother love, including whispering, it is also like a couple playing.
Tang Fei was beaten again, hey, this aunt and sister are indeed very powerful, it is estimated that Teacher Bodo's works, she has studied a lot, powerful, and she is really a great aunt, Tang Fei has seen through Aunt Mingyue's appearance, in this regard, Aunt Mingyue is still much better than herself, and she has rich experience!
Liu Mingyue wanted to shoot Tang Fei to death again, her beautiful eyes glared at Tang Fei, her mouth smiled evilly, and she was amorous.
But he was talking about business, how could he do these things, Tang Fei scratched his head, and then said with a smile: "Sister Mingyue, let me ask you, what should Sister Qianxue do over there, give me a way, how to pull this here." โ
"It's you who pull the network yourself, don't care about me!"
"Okay...... Okay, it's my fault, it's all my problem, then you can tell me, Sister Qianxue, how should I deal with it!" Tang Fei didn't dare to fight with Liu Mingyue, these sisters, one by one, if they were not convinced, what could Tang Fei do, he couldn't play with them.
was stepped on by them fiercely, Tang Fei could only warn himself, they had big breasts, they were reasonable, so they were convinced, but indeed, they were all quite big, Liu Mingyue was the shortest, but to say that she was short, compared with the beautiful saleswoman in this store, wearing high heels, she could be two or three centimeters taller than this salesman, and the raised part of her chest was obviously more conspicuous than the salesman in this store!
"It's okay, it's a big deal to be killed, you're a salted fish anyway!" Liu Mingyue continued to gloat.
"......" The word salted fish, Duanmu Lingyu heard it at once, and said that Tang Fei salted fish, it was simply the resonance of several of their beautiful sisters, and in an instant, Duanmu Lingyu smiled and said: "Sister Mingyue, do you also know that Tang Fei is a salted fish?"
"I already knew!"
"This pig's head is not only a salted fish, but also a salted fish that has been soaked by someone!"
"What do you mean by being blistered?" Liu Mingyue was stunned and looked at Duanmu Lingyu in a daze.
The eldest lady said leisurely: "I usually don't turn over, I admit punishment and admit punishment, but occasionally I will swell, be blistered, and swell!"
"Swelling ......!" Liu Mingyue reacted, and then, the beautiful saleswoman in the store didn't react either, but after thinking for two seconds, she swelled, understood, it was this kid who usually salted fish, but occasionally behaved, and he would swell a little!
"Puff...... "Nima, two sisters, and two salesmen in the store, all laughed, Tang Fei, a weak brother, couldn't stand these women, all of them were using him Tang Da Salted Fish, he was a resourceful and profound BOY, in front of his sister, just this virtue?
Depressed, Tang Fei said depressedly: "Sister Lingyu, angry with me, you are very cool."
Isn't it?"
"......!" Duanmu Lingyu gave Tang Fei a look of course, angry Tang Fei, is there anything more cool than this? With Tang Fei, you can't show off your wealth, you can't show off, you can't go out and pretend to be forced, with Tang Fei's LOW brother, it's not good to show off to the wealthy son, just like Liu Xuan of the mermaid, in order to save the fish, his subordinates asked: Mr. Liu, will we have trouble with money in the future, planes, yachts, Maserati, Lamborghini, etc., do we don't want them!
Yes, together with Tang Fei, Duanmu Lingyu also feels the same, the life of the eldest lady of the wealthy family is gone, the eldest lady who pretends to be forced is gone, and now the rest can only take Tang Fei to brush, what else is more refreshing and accomplished than the angry brother!
Tang Fei was speechless, his sister was angry with herself, what could he do, Tang Fei could only warn himself, they had big breasts, they were reasonable, well, that's it!
"Lingyu, you said that Tang Fei's kid is a salted fish that has been soaked in water, it's really quite similar, yesterday, he said that you went to live with us, he was very happy, but you just know what he told me?" Liu Mingyue said leisurely.
"Say what?"
He said that his sister Qianxue came to Duanhua City, afraid of being shot to death by his sister, originally the house, he lived with his sister, and then, we all moved in, afraid that Qianxue would have opinions! want us to live there, and afraid that his sister will kill him, this kind of guy is really like that, faceless, skinless, and timid salted fish!"
Living together, the two-person world of lovers, the two salesmen also know what they mean, that is, Tang Fei and the sister are girlfriends, and they live together in a house, but this greedy little guy found two more women to live in, and he was greedy in his heart, probably wanting to be with three big beauties, but he was timid and fatal, the story of three women and one man, this is not a contradiction, there are contradictions, I am afraid that Lao Yan will fly apart, but this little guy is brazen, greedy, and timid and weak.
"It's good to kill this salted fish, then we can stew the salted fish and eat it." Duanmu Lingyu said happily.
"Sister Lingyu, without my salted fish, you are very dangerous, when the salted fish turns over, it is very awesome!"
"......" Duanmu Lingyu turned her head and glared at Tang Fei, the salted fish turned over, what do you mean, she understands, without Tang Fei's salted fish, she would have died last night.
Anyway, Tang Fei also said leisurely: "Sister Lingyu, you help me think of a way, it's all your trouble!"
"Blame me, you think I want to live with you, my dad forced me!"
"......!" This sentence, hey, it seems to have mentioned himself, Uncle Duanmu forced him, Tang Fei scratched his head, all of a sudden, it seemed that there was a way, Tang Fei, this kid, immediately laughed and said: "Hehe, don't you help me find a way, I'll go to Uncle Duanmu and solve it in minutes, hehe......"
"What are you looking for my dad for?" Duanmu Lingyu asked confusedly.
"Who asked Uncle Duanmu to call you, this pot, let Uncle Duanmu carry it, and my sister also wants to call him uncle, and respects Uncle Duanmu very much, so ......" This wave stabilized, Tang Fei smiled, sure enough, he was still an invincible little slut, and he threw the pot out with a flexible brain.
Duanmu Lingyu glared at Tang Fei, this younger brother is really cheap, using his father, and speaking of Uncle Duanmu, Tang Fei asked: "Sister Lingyu, tomorrow at noon, let's go to see your father together? โ
"Whatever, but my dad keeps nagging me, you can help me get it!"
"Uncle Duanmu nagging?"
"More nagging than my mother, always saying that I'm not good at this and that, I always want me to change, my mother, just one attitude, listen to my father!"
"Hey...... No wonder your uncle loves your mother the most!
"How do you know that my mother is the most caring, that's all, you can see it?" Duanmu Lingyu looked at Tang Fei curiously.
"At least in your question, uncle's decision-making is absolutely wise, absolutely wise, absolutely wise, absolutely wise, your mother listens to her, which means that your mother is also smart!"
"......!" "Damn, Duanmu Lingyu looked like she was going to kill Tang Fei, and Dad said that she was right, and the wrong one was her eldest lady! So the eldest lady pretended to be indignant on the spot and said: "Brother Tang Fei, come over and let my sister shoot you to death, you dare to say that I am wrong!"
Tang Fei shrank back, pretended to be afraid, and then smiled evilly, the past is impossible to pass, just kidding, will he send it over for his sister to beat?
However, Tang Fei is really cheap in his heart, and many things about Duanmu Lingyu are actually conspired with Uncle Duanmu to make this sister so miserable, and if she knows the truth, she will really be beaten to death, but she does it so seamlessly, she knows the truth, it is impossible to know!
Hey, Sister Qianxue, I also want to use Uncle Duanmu for a wave, I don't know if he will have an opinion, it seems that I have to pretend to be pitiful and pretend to be innocent, that is to say, Sister Qianxue is here, if I am not stable, the harem will mutiny, everything will be over, pretend to be pitiful with Uncle Duanmu, and then use my three-inch tongue to persuade my uncle! Uncle Duanmu just wants Sister Lingyu to become the real king of business, and he doesn't care much about the love of men and women, and his mentality is different from that of the three girls, and it is very likely that he will be persuaded to help, at least it is much easier than persuading Sister Qianxue not to get angry.