Chapter 414: Another role-play
The villa living room is huge.
But there is not much decoration, the wall is just a simple scrape putty, the floor tiles are still the kind of low-cost engineering bricks, there are some simple old furniture in it, miscellaneous, disorderly.
It's a shame for this luxurious big house.
Yuan Ben Jianli let Lu Ping sit on the sofa, and he made a pot of tea and poured it into the cup.
"Come, brother, drink water. Yuan Benjian picked up one of the cups and handed it to Lu Ping's hand.
Lu Ping looked down and said, "You haven't washed this cup for a few days?"
Yuan Benjian smiled and said: "The empty washing of wood, the empty washing of wood." Whatever the guest wants, brother, you will just take a moment. ”
Lu Ping put the teacup back on the tea table and said, "Then let's make a long story short and talk about the house." ”
Yuan Benjian said: "Don't be in a hurry, not in a hurry. ”
Lu Ping emphasized: "You are not in a hurry, I am in a hurry. ”
"Haha, actually, there's nothing to talk about. Yuan Benjian leaned on the sofa, and from the side, the pair of big ears almost covered most of his head.
Lu Pingwu stuffed a cigarette into his mouth and handed him one: "Do you want one?"
Yuan Benjian hesitated for a moment, but still took it: "Then I'm welcome." ”
But he didn't smoke.
Instead, he put the cigarette in his right ear.
At this time, the fat eldest sister who opened the door for Lu Ping just now walked in from outside.
She had a large fruit bowl in her hand, filled with several kinds of washed fruit.
"Sir, you and the guests use it slowly. ”
The fat eldest sister bowed respectfully, and then prepared to retreat.
"Is this your family's nanny?" Lu Ping turned his head and asked Yuan Benjian.
Yuan Benjian smiled and said, "Yes, yes, you've been with me for several years." I've always been very nice to the servants, and you can tell by looking at her size that we guys eat well. ”
Lu Ping said: "But she told me that you are a bully." ”
The fat eldest sister suddenly looked nervous, and threw a blameful look at Lu Ping.
"Haha, no way, this can't be. Yuan Benjian said with confidence on his face: "I know our nanny, she doesn't dare to say this kind of thing to outsiders." She is known for her honesty and absolute loyalty to her master. ”
Lu Ping emphasized: "But she said it clearly, and she said it with a nose and eyes." She said, "You're a big liar, not only are you going to extort a lot of money from my friend, but you're not even going to transfer the house." Also, she said that you often beat her and scolded her, and abused her. ”
"Oh, did she say that?" Yuan Benjian leaned forward.
The fat eldest sister stood there blankly, stretched out her hand to rub her apron, and said hesitantly, "Big brother, you ...... Why do you want to hurt me? I'm kind enough to remind you...... You...... You're revenge!"
"Don't play the eldest sister, your acting skills are really not very good. Lu Ping glanced up at her.
The fat eldest sister looked confused: "What did I play?"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Are you really the maid of this family?"
The fat eldest sister's expression revealed a hint of restraint: "What am I not a servant? I was hired by my lord for one hundred and twenty yuan a day, three thousand six a month." I don't believe it, I have a record of the transfer of wages every month. ”
Lu Ping said: "I don't know who you are, but you are definitely not the servant of this family." Even that alopecia areata is not a servant. ”
Yuan Benjian took the cigarette off his ear, put it on his nose and sniffed it: "Brother, I don't understand what you say." ”
"Look at your house, look at your yard!" Lu Ping said in a word: "The outside is overgrown with weeds, and the inside is also chaotic, what are you asking a servant to do? When the ancestors are offering? And this eldest sister, if you want to play a nanny, at least you have to change a pair of shoes first, the clothes are very plain, but your shoes need thousands of pairs, right? Also, a servant, and he has such a precious perfume on his body, is this reasonable?"
Yuan Benjian exclaimed: "Roar! It makes sense! You can see this!"
The fat eldest sister was shocked, pouted, reached out and ripped off her apron, and scolded hysterically: "Don't act, don't act, people can see through it at a glance, it's boring." ”
Lu Ping said: "I know what you mean, I won't break it, now let's talk about the house." ”
Yuan Benjian explained: "Actually...... It's not interesting, it's just...... Let me introduce you
This is my wife, my wife! I usually like to play role-playing, playing a nurse for a while, and a nanny for a while, haha, a fresh picture, add a little fun to life. Dude, you should be able to understand, right?"
The fat eldest sister sat on a stool next to her with a face that was not a face and a nose, picking her nails there.
Lu Ping said impatiently: "You know the secret of this, and I don't have the heart to worry about you." Now, what I care about is the house, it's your house. ”
The fat eldest sister raised her head and interjected: "There is no discussion, twenty-eight million, not a single point less." What I just told you is not all a lie. ”
She's the same person she was now.
In terms of tone, tone, and momentum, they are all a hundred times harder.
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "My friend told me that the price you negotiated at the beginning was 23 million. Moreover, this price is already one or two million higher than the market price. Isn't that right?"
"Let's not talk about the price, let's not talk about the price. Yuan Benjian helped Lu Ping's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother, this house, you want to buy it, I want to sell it, don't you? Let me ask you, what is your relationship with that Bai Kexin?"
Lu Ping said: "She is my boss and my friend. ”
"You're her employee......? It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense. Yuan Benjian took a sip of water from the water cup and said, "How can any employee come to buy a house for the boss? It seems that you don't use it, brother." In this way, let's not delay anyone's time, you go back and tell your boss, 28 million, buy it as soon as you buy it, and if you can't afford it, I'll find the next home. Anyway, my villa has a good location, good lighting, and the house type is just now, so I don't have to worry about selling. ”
Lu Ping frowned slightly: "What about the two million deposits you paid before?"
"Are you still worried about those two deposits?" The fat eldest sister pouted her buttocks and sat down again, her face filled with a strong copper smell: "It is impossible to return the deposit, and it is impossible to return it in this life." ”
Lu Ping asked, "Why don't you retreat?"
"It was negotiated before, no matter whether the purchase is successful or not, the deposit will not be refunded. The fat eldest sister snorted lightly, and the air rushed up from her mouth, flickering her nasal cavity a few times.
Lu Ping said: "But my friend said that you sat on the ground and started the price, and the original order was two thousand three, but now you are looking for someone to ask for two thousand eight." There was a difference of five million in the first few days. Therefore, the crux of the matter is that it is not that my friend doesn't want to buy it, but that you want to take advantage of the fire and rob and ask for a price. ”
"Oh, hey, you're really not afraid of the wind and flashing your tongue! You go out and inquire, what is not going up now, is pork going up? Is cucumber going up? You went out to buy a condom and now it has risen to dozens of dollars a box, which is still the worst. Not to mention the house, one price a day, the tide rises, do you understand?" The fat eldest sister had already pulled out the two big fleshy feet from her shoes at this time, and there were several traces of different shades on them.
Lu Ping felt that today he had met another 'Gao Liang'.
No.
The tone and tone of this fat woman's speech are even more offensive than the original Gao Liang.
Moreover, Gao Liang is at least whiter than her, and she can dress up better than her.
Lu Ping glanced at the fat woman with annoyance, and said: "No matter how high the water rises, no matter how high the boat is, it won't rise by five million in a few days, right? What's more, the price has been set to death between you, and my friend has also paid the intention money, and he still paid two million." Not a lot. In the end, you have broken your agreement, and the lion has opened your mouth, what kind of credibility is there? Don't be too greedy, you will almost get it. What do you say?"
The fat woman sighed: "I don't like to listen to you when you speak, in our old dialect, you are 'sticky'." This is a villa, or a big single building, the state is now very strict, and the villa land will not be approved in the future. If you buy it now, it may rise to 40 million, or more than 50 million in the future. I'll add five million to you, is it too much? Oh, hey, I can't stand you, I can buy it if I like it, and if I don't buy it, I'll leave, my sister is still going to go to the mall, and I don't have time to waste spitting stars here with you. Besides, you're an employee of the buyer with the surname Bai, do you have a say? Oh, hey, if I had changed my temper a few years ago, I would have blasted you out. Do you want it?"
Lu Ping couldn't help but look gloomy: "I'm discussing the matter of the house with you now, don't you have to be so impulsive when you talk? ”
The fat woman snorted coldly
"I'm just like that, do you like to listen or not? ”
"Okay, okay, Wan'er, you don't have to say a few words. Yuan Benjian lost no time in acting as a peacemaker, smiled at Lu Ping, and said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, my wife has such a temper, she speaks ugly, and has a loud voice." ”
Wan'er?
Her name is Wan'er?
Lu Ping felt that she had really tarnished this gentle and graceful name.
In history, there are many people who are called Wan'er, and there are many who have left their names in history. Like Wu Zetian's important minister, Shangguan Wan'er, can be said to be both talented and beautiful. In contemporary times, there are also many celebrities, and female artists are named 'Wan'er'. The first impression of this name is that it is gentle and beautiful, sexy and lovely, and everyone is beautiful.
But this Wan'er in front of her ......
The key is her quality, her character, and her appearance, how can she be embarrassed to be called 'Wan'er'?
The 'bowl' that served the rice was pretty much the same.
"All in all, I think two thousand eight, this price is unreasonable. Lu Ping didn't bother to talk nonsense with them anymore, and said bluntly: "No matter what we do, we must abide by a spirit of contract." If it is according to the two thousand three that was agreed before, I can reluctantly accept it. Otherwise, you return the two million in advance. It's as simple as that, you two discuss it and tell me the answer. ”
Fat Wan'er snorted coldly: "Two thousand three is no play, and the deposit cannot be refunded, and it is impossible to return it in this life." I've said it 800 times, are your ears so stuffed with earwax that you can't hear!"
She folded her arms and looked arrogant and impatient.
Yuan Benjian also chimed in: "Brother, you have also seen it, our wife has the final say, and I can't do anything, isn't it? My suggestion is that the buyer surnamed Bai will not lack those two money at a glance, isn't it just a matter of adding another five million? What a big deal!"
Lu Ping emphasized: "I don't accept your suggestion. ”
Yuan Benjian said with a regretful face: "Then there is no need to talk about it." Anyway, the two million are now in my pocket, and it's impossible to return it. Brother, you tell that friend that if you don't want to add money, it's no fun, and you let her treat the two million as if they were lost, and the rich don't care about the loss of these two. ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "What if I have to retreat today?"
"It's hard, right? Do you want to play hard with us?" Fat Wan'er was the first to stand up, because she was in a hurry, her fat body and fat shook a little.
"Brother, it's not my brother who scares you, if you come hard, you really can't play with us. Yuan Benjian said with a smile: "I might as well tell you, we have encountered more hard ballasts over the years, and in the end, they can't get hard in front of us." My brother thinks it's quite a match with you, and he doesn't want to tear his face with you. ”
Fat Wan'er said with a sigh: "Lao Yuan, why are you so polite to him? Didn't you listen to him, he is a small employee of the buyer." The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, he came here to be this-stirring stick. ”
Yuan Benjian said: "Why are you old with this temper, just a little bit." Let's listen to my brother's meaning first, people don't necessarily have to go all the way to the dark. Look again, look again, maybe he will listen to my advice. ”
This fat Wan'er sings blackface.
Yuan Benjian has been singing about his red face.
The two are embarrassed and take care of each other, which can be described as treacherous.
It's already obvious, as Bai Kexin said, they are deliberately slandering people.
The attitude is already very clear.
Or earn five million more.
or a net deduction of two million.
It's a robber business in disguise.
"Isn't my meaning obvious enough?" Lu Ping said, then slowly stood up, glanced at the dog man and woman respectively, took out a bank card from his wallet, and gave them an ultimatum: "This is my account, you still have five minutes to put the two million into this account." Otherwise, you do it at your own risk!"
Huh?
Fat Wan'er and Yuan Benjian glanced at each other.
Or at your own risk?
It's really, I don't know the depth!
Yuan Benjian saw that the double reed play could not move him, so he couldn't help revealing his true appearance, stood up with a gloomy face, and sneered: "What, brother, it seems that it is soft and not eaten, is this really going to eat hard?"
As he spoke, his fists were clenched.
Fat Wan'er picked up her two big thick arms, and also looked at Lu Ping with fierce eyes.
That look, as if he was about to change his career to selling human meat buns.