Chapter 308: See you for the first time, it's really strange
"No, can't you kill it?" Ning Peng's daughter-in-law was suddenly stunned.
The face is ugly.
"Kill, kill you?"
"Bring the knife. ”
Mother said to her. I'm also worried that the knife will hurt Daxian if it falls, so the strength of the grip is a little smaller. Ning Peng's daughter-in-law felt that Xiao Nanniang was relieved, but said, "If you don't give it, you won't give it." ”
"Oh——!"
"Isn't it?" said the mother, and the strength of her hand also increased.
But Wen Ningpeng's daughter-in-law immediately said, "Oops, oops, pain, pain." "Straight call.
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Wong Tai Sin still worships his mother, and his appearance is very strange. Stand upright and kowtow.
"Oh my God!"
Feng Yun was dumbfounded.
He muttered: "I'm happy to be eighty, I've never seen such a thing?"
"For the first time. ”
In fact, many people feel this way, which is really strange!
Fan Er was a little complacent, but he was complacent, but he was still very embarrassed when he stood by the coffin. The fierce gods are also funny and funny, just like ghosts and living zombies.
looked at Daxian and smirked.
"The first time, it's so strange!"
But Ning Peng saw that the situation was wrong.
"Why did Xiao Nanniang of the 'sugar and wine shop' hold his wife?" Especially this is the first time I have seen it, so I was so frightened that I hurriedly threw away the face-changing props and complained, "These two gods deserve it?
"This can't be killed?"
"This is really a great immortal!"
At the same time, he comforted his daughter-in-law: "Wife, are you okay?
"Well, I'm fine. Ning Peng's daughter-in-law said in surprise.
"That's good, that's good," and then Ning Peng said to Xiao Nanniang again: "Auntie, you spread your hands, spread your hands, we are wrong, we are wrong!"
"This, I can't kill it!"
Ning Peng also took the knife.
The mother felt safe to let go of her hand, and Ning Peng's daughter-in-law hurriedly stepped back, still sincerely afraid. And that Wong Tai Sin gave his mother a trick.
So the mother also wondered, squatted down and asked Daxian: "Daxian, what's wrong with you?" The Daxian seemed to be able to understand human language, but he didn't know how to communicate with humans, so he had to worship again, and wanted to vomit.
It's retching, I want to sigh.
"See you for the first time, how strange is it?" the mother was still wondering.
But suddenly a picture and a thought flashed through my mother's mind, "Why is this Daxian's symptoms like a cat, is it a mouse that has been drugged?" So the mother glanced at Ning Peng's daughter-in-law, and shouted: "Have you been drugged nearby?"
"Hmm. ”
Ning Peng's daughter-in-law nodded obediently in acquiescence. At the same time, there are certain images in the brain that hate rats biting through coffins. Customer discovery. That's why I drugged it.
"That's right!" said the mother casually.
But they were all terrified, and did not know what to do.
But the sky was even darker, and lightning and thunder roared.
But everyone was curious, and no one left the scene.
Even if you get drenched, you don't want to leave.
It seems that they all want to see it clearly.
After all, it's very strange to see you for the first time.
Especially when Aunt Ji looked at her bowl of distress, she didn't cry, she didn't laugh, she couldn't cry or laugh. However, it is not to go, nor is it to stay, it is even more embarrassing.
In particular, I want to pick up the bowls, but there are too many people, and I am afraid of being embarrassed.
So bear with it, wait silently, and wait for everyone to leave.
However, at this time, Ning Peng's two sons were possessed by immortals, and they continued to jump, and the role of Ning Peng's two gods took the opportunity to say that the great immortals had appeared, and they could "subdue demons and eliminate demons, exorcise ghosts and cure diseases".
"A cure for all diseases. ”
"Incurable disease. ”
"All kinds of supernatural powers. ”
It's weird to shout. I am also proud and have a strong sense of presence.
But the chief of the glasses village disdainfully:
"Pretending to be a ghost again, superstitious?"
"This is typical feudal?"
"I can't believe it, and I can't believe it!"
"This pit man was really struck by lightning!" Sanniang also questioned.
Everyone nodded. Agree with the view. Just watch it as a joke, and have not been brainwashed.
But the mother shouted: "Xiaoyu, quickly bring a bottle of water, mineral water, and vitamin K|1, oral tablets." ”
"Okay, I understand!" As soon as he put down Qiqi, he ran into the "sugar and wine shop" to look for it. Seventy-seven is still a catch.
But the great immortal is still fighting. Refuses to leave. It seems to know that someone must be able to save it.
The mother was anxious: "Hurry, hurry up, Xiaoyu?" At the same time, the mother was also thinking: When the town came to release the rat bait some time ago, she asked more questions and understood the knowledge, and she was even more afraid that the children in the mountain villa would be greedy for fun and eat by mistake, and she also prepared an antidote.
"Otherwise, this great immortal is really not saved?"
"Here, mother!" Xiaoyu said hurriedly, her delicate eyebrows sweating.
"Well, crush the pills. The mother shouted in a low voice. Afraid of extraneous branches?
"Okay. ”
Sanniang also helped, took out the pills at the speed of the pill box, and asked anxiously, "How many?"
"This?"
The mother paused suddenly, and said, "Three or two pills, the same as a person, about the same dose?" and unscrewed the lid of the water.
"Understood. ”
Sanniang instantly crushed two pieces with her thumbnail on the plane of the stone drum to form a medicinal surface, and Mali took a shovel of instructions, "Give." ”
"Okay, pour the lid down. Mother said.
"Hmm. Sanniang nodded and did so.
Niang instantly stirred with her fingers. Daisen is also in a hurry.
In the blink of an eye, the mother poured the medicine into Daxian's mouth, and the bottle of water was drunk by it in an instant. Everyone was amazed. The mother also sighed and relieved herself.
"This time!"
But as soon as the mother sat on the ground, the great immortal fell down as soon as he worshipped "Bang Ji", looking dying, staring and vomiting. As the saying goes, it is Zhiqin.
It's uncomfortable to look at, staring at it and kicking its legs.
So my mother couldn't help but be disappointed: "It's over, it's over this time? That's how the cat I raised before died?"
Everyone followed suit. The mood is just as bad and complicated.
It seems that they no longer feel strange, but they all turn into distress in an instant.
And Ning Peng's daughter-in-law, who doesn't know whether to live or die, and even Tian Tian's shameless daughter-in-law, is still "pretending to be a ghost" and keeps jumping.
Ning Peng is also advocating: his daughter-in-law is a god who descends to earth and can cure all diseases.
But it was indifferent and even ignored by everyone.
It's just because everyone is concerned about the life and death of Daxian, how can anyone still watch him and his family stumbling around.
So some people also ridiculed: "Die, die, jump?
But a few children asked their mothers, "Grandma, grandma, can it still live?"
"Will grandma die?" some children still have slips of the tongue.
When the mother heard it, she smiled kindly: "Daxian will not die, grandma will not die, kind people will be blessed by God and live a long life!"
"Good, good, good, grandma lives a long life, grandma lives a long life!" several children were applauding and cheering. That means grandma is the kindest. Grandma will live a long life.
Laifu shouted, reliable also shouted, justice also shouted (Xiaozhong's son was six years old), He He also shouted (Xiaozhong's daughter eleven), and Qiqi also shouted.
"Grandma, grandma, is it really not going to die?" Qiqi asked.
"This?" Grandma didn't know how to answer, she wasn't sure at all.
Daxian is still spitting hard.
Ning Peng's daughter-in-law is still shaking.
The thunder and lightning in the sky were still roaring and shining.
Fan Er suddenly "lost his mind" again, jumped his feet and pointed at Wong Tai Sin and shouted: "Kill it, kill it, it scares me to death!"
"I think you dare!Are you sick Fan Er?I'll fight you this old bone!" Feng Yun shouted angrily, and swung his crutch towards Fan Er.
"Alas, this old man is still energetic?" Fan Er was surprised and dodged. He also shook his pants. Quick dry.
The old man couldn't reach him at all, so he was in a hurry. Still out of breath and out of breath, trembling, looking at it like a tumbler, very unstable.
Everyone was still laughing.
So Sanniang hurriedly stepped forward to help, "Great, don't worry about it, he 'can't get oil and salt, hopeless'? Besides, it's going to rain, hurry back! Go home, ah!"
"Hmm. The old man acquiesced, and seemed to be really helpless, so he had to slowly retreat.
I also secretly thought: After all, I am old, I am really old. Not only can't you kick or fight, but you can't bite it, and your teeth are not good?
But it's still very distressing to look at Daxian like that.
Feng Yun Da just wanted to leave.
Ning Peng also just wanted to close the coffin lid, but who knew that a lightning "click" and a thunder scared Ning Peng almost to fall. The crowd was also frightened.
All screamed. Scream.
Especially when that Wong Tai Sin's stomach bulged out, "poof", a guy spit out a puddle of fluffy, like a dead mouse, and the smell was terrible. Everyone couldn't help but cover their noses.
"Smack, it smells bad!"
"Afraid?"
A lot of people say.
One after another, Daxian was soaked several times.
But the mother didn't dislike it, and shouted: "Xiaoyu, hurry up and get water!"
"Oh, good!" Xiaoyu replied, and even Sanniang ran to get it. Qiqi followed again.
"It's okay this time, it's okay this time, it's all spit out. Uh-huh. The sisters muttered.
"Give. "Both bottles are unscrewed. There were still some in my arms, seven or eight.
Qiqi also held a bottle, "Grandma, give." ”
"Oh oh oh, good good, Qiqi is really good!"
Seventy-seven music.
So my mother smiled and was very pleased. I really unscrewed the bottle of Qiqi again.
After that, after three times and five divided by two, the mother washed the mouth of the great immortal with water, and gave it a few big sips. The great immortal also staggered to his feet and stood up.
and for the mother.
Niang Yele, "Okay, okay, Daxian, don't worship, just come back and be tired again?"
"Ahahahaha——!"
All of a sudden, everyone was happy, happy, and relieved.
Sanniang is worthy of being a "good daughter-in-law", very filial piety, on the list of filial sons, and is very diligent and clean. Xiaoyu also fought for her.
So everyone is envious: the Lu family has a good family style!
Ning Peng covered the coffin again, but the "click" was another thunderclap, and the heavy rain fell as soon as it was said, and the heavy rain poured down before people had time to hide.
But that also scared people to run around and run around, and the "coffins of thousands of worms, sugar and wine shops" were full of people standing inside and outside the umbrella.
What's even more bizarre is that suddenly a yellow skin popped out again, and after giving a shake to the mother who didn't hide from the rain, he picked up the previous Wong Tai Sin and got under the bridge at the entrance of the village......
"Oh my God?"
“......!”
Everyone was stunned by this scene!
"Mother, mother, take shelter from the rain?!" Sanniang shouted again.
"Oh!" the mother came back to her senses, and squeezed under the parasol. But I was basically soaking wet.
And Aunt Ji didn't care about it anymore, braved the heavy rain to pick up the bowls, and cried.
Fan Er was snickering......
Mr. Hei also made a deal with Lin Tingting, but he used the small drone he picked up to exchange for a meal, which was very hearty, with wine, meat and vegetables, and Lin Tingting also gave two boxes of cigarettes and an umbrella before leaving.
Mr. Hei still felt embarrassed.
Xiaonan in Jinan also hurriedly raised the glass of his car at this moment, because it was also raining here, and it was not small. The wind and lightning were blowing, and the rain was pouring down.
Xiao Nan also felt weird: the more it rained, the more people ran home in the rain, but they didn't hide from the rain, didn't hide from the rain in time?
"Still can't hide?"
Looking at the pedestrians in a hurry, he also thought infinitely: "The world is bustling, all for profit! However, if the life is gone, what is the use of more money?"
According to the "theory of contradiction", it can be pondered again: a person who does not love money is worried about "having no money to spend", isn't this a kind of sadness?
"Especially defeated by the cruel realities, whether it is 'relativity in the broad or narrow sense', how can it not be a 'contradiction'?"
So Xiao Nan thought about it, and he was conflicted......