After Cheng Qiyue left, Lin Zhishui cleaned up a little, put his beloved brush into the pen case and stuffed it into his bag, and then closed the door and went home.

The rented house is in the old town, not far from the calligraphy and painting shop, and it is only a 20-minute walk.

Lin Zhishui slowly walked through the old community, climbed up to the fourth floor along the corridor where the wall skin was peeling, and came to the door of his house.

He didn't knock on the door, he just took out the key and opened the door.

- The roommate at home couldn't hear the knock on the door anyway, unless he slammed it hard.

When changing shoes, Lin Zhishui glanced at the closed door of the master bedroom, judging from her completely reversed schedule, it was estimated that she was sleeping.

He didn't knock on the door either, anyway, every night, his dinner time was this guy's breakfast time, and the two happened to have an intersection for a period of time every day.

Lin Zhishui walked lightly through the living room, put the bag back in his bedroom, looked at the time, there was still more than an hour before the meal, just took a break, and lay on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

I opened the shaking sound first and looked at it, the video I posted two hours ago has only three likes so far, and one of them is his own.

And the other two likes, you don't have to think about it, you know, it must be the two guests who followed his shaking voice, one of them is the big beautiful guest who is suspected of being a star.

Every time he posts a video, this woman will like it, and she is a fanatical fan.

But no matter how fanatical it is, what's the use of just two fans?

"The master is wandering......"

Lin Zhinan let out a long sigh, only feeling that the world was so unfair, and he had no interest in brushing Douyin in an instant.

It's still a group of water.

Open QQ, most of the groups with many acquaintances are lifeless, and the only group that shows 99+ unread messages is a bit eye-catching.

This active group is a fan group of a novel, and he has been in the group for a long time, first, he likes the author's book, and second, he is very familiar with the author.

At this time, the group was chatting hotly, and if you looked closely, it turned out to be talking about such an unnutritious topic as love and marriage.

flipped through the chat history and found that the author, who was the owner of the group, was also in the water, vigorously criticizing cohabitation, and had just sent a voice.

"It's in the water. Lin Zhishui couldn't help laughing, and clicked on this voice casually.

A soft and sweet female voice sounded in the mobile phone, and I only listened to her convincing criticism:

"I laughed, are you confusing cohabitation with premarital cohabitation? Premarital cohabitation is reasonable, after all, it is a trial marriage, and you can get acquainted with each other's lifestyles, but the premise is that you are already engaged, if you don't have the premarital premise, cohabitation is just for the convenience of buying Coke, and you are not responsible at all. ”

Although her voice was a little too sweet, such sharp words sounded quite convincing.

"The author Ji is worthy of being an old driver, with a sweet voice and rich experience!"

"The author Ji is worthy of being an old driver, with a sweet voice and rich experience!"

As soon as the wolves in the pack heard the author's voice, they became active and copied in unison.

Lin Zhishui was happy, as a wise man, he should have interrupted the rereading, so he sent a message casually:

"No wonder so many people outside can't find a partner, it turns out that single dogs are busy helping others solve love problems. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was instant silence in the group.

Half an hour later.

[Group Leader] the world's first lovely author: "I'm going to code words, good night everyone." ”

The corners of Lin Zhishui's mouth curled, and he didn't care about the angry group members, he casually turned off the group and got up to cook.

When dinner was ready, Lin Zhishui took off his apron, walked to the door of the master bedroom, and after slamming the door hard, he almost shouted through the door with a roar: "She Xilu! It's time to eat!!"

"Oh, what a ......"

After a few seconds, a female voice came from the master bedroom, which was a little out of breath.

Lin Zhishui didn't care about her, so he went back to the kitchen to serve the food.

When he had brought the porridge and two dishes to the table, the door to the master bedroom finally opened.

A slightly thin and petite girl in cute pajamas, walked out of the house with slippers, her long hair was obviously combed, but there were still a lot of hard strands of hair stubbornly curled, some messy hair on her forehead covered her eyebrows, and the straight bridge of her nose was also blocked by huge black round-framed glasses, and only her pursed lips and a small chin could be seen.

Her skin is slightly pale, she looks like she hasn't seen the sun for a long time, and her temperament is a little gloomy.

Lin Zhishui sat down behind the dining table, watched her come over, and smiled meaningfully.

Seeing him smiling at him, She Xilu looked away a little uncomfortably, avoided looking at each other, sat down opposite him, then lowered his head slightly, quietly pulled the corners of his clothes with his fingers, and flattened the wrinkled pajamas a little, and then stammered: "You...... How are you going to ...... tonight? Why did you come back so early?"

"Why are you sitting across from me, do you want me to yell and talk to you?"

Lin Zhishui glanced at her, got up and walked to the chair on the right side of her and sat down, and moved the chairs to her side, almost sticking together, before he came to her ear and said, "I made money today, so I called it a day early and came back to accompany you, aren't you happy?"

"No...... No need......" She Xilu's cheeks habitually burned, and she stammered in response, while her body stiffened to the side.

"You're my girlfriend, why don't you use it?" Lin Zhishui smiled and moved as well.

I said...... It's just a net...... Online dating, I didn't want to talk about it......" She Xilu blushed more and more and was embarrassed, and waved her little hands with some lack of confidence, but she didn't dare to turn her head and look at him.

"Oh, you mean you're a scumbag, huh?" Lin Zhishui looked at her with a smirk.

"I'm not...... I...... I'm only nineteen years old......" She Xilu lowered her head half-bowed, and her voice trembled slightly.

"Oh, yes, let's eat. Lin Zhishui picked up the chopsticks and handed them to her, and said with a smile: "But you are still two months old and will be twenty years old, well, the legal age of marriage is coming, let's go get the certificate on your birthday, right?"

She Xilu was carefully picking up a cold cucumber with chopsticks, and when she heard this, her hand suddenly shook, and the cucumber fell again, petrifying on the spot.

"What's wrong?" Lin Zhishui deliberately looked at her suspiciously.

She Xilu mustered up a lot of courage before she reluctantly turned her head to look at Lin Zhishui, but after looking at each other for a second, she couldn't help lowering her head and said in a bit of a panic: "I...... I...... When did I promise to receive ...... with you? ......Have you got the certificate? Don't ......."

The smile on the corner of Lin Zhishui's mouth deepened, and he leaned into her ear and said with a low smile: "When you were in the group just now, didn't you say that living together before marriage is a trial marriage? I thought you were planning to marry me, are you just planning to live together? Are you going to buy only Coke?"

She Xilu's face turned red at what he said, and she lowered her head in embarrassment, eager to put her face on her chest.

And Lin Zhishui seemed to have found a fun game, staring at her more vigorously, and he didn't speak, just looked at her with a smile.

This girl's character on the Internet and in reality is two people at all.

On the Internet, she is a writer with a small achievement, her words are sharp and a little sassy, and she is not surprised to drive occasionally, her voice is sweet and crisp when she speaks, and she speaks fluently.

However, the reality of her is the opposite.

Not only is he highly myopia, but he is also deaf in his left ear, hearing loss in his right ear, and has a relatively serious social phobia.

After being stared at by Lin Zhishui for a while, She Xilu seemed to be about to cry, and begged softly: "Don't be ...... I'm sorry, I haven't ...... yet. You...... Don't stare at me......"

"She Xilu, it's obvious that you're embarrassing me, okay?" Lin Zhishui sighed deliberately: "It's been almost three years since we talked about it, and in the year I've lived together, I have respected you very much, never forced you, and never touched you much, haven't you always rejected me?"

She Xilu opened her mouth a little aggrieved, and wanted to say that you have obviously touched it many times, where is it that you haven't touched it much?

But she couldn't speak, her mouth was deflated, and she muttered for a long time before she said weakly: "Can ...... But I told you, you can go...... You...... You, you, don't hit me......"

As soon as she finished saying this, she saw Lin Zhishui's face turn cold, and immediately regretted it, and hurriedly moved to the side again, almost half of her ass left the chair.

She still remembered that the last time she said this, Lin Zhishui pressed her on the table and spanked her ass so much that it hurt so much that she didn't sleep well all night and shed a lot of tears.

- Of course, she wouldn't admit that she was too shy and cried on the spot.

"You know you're afraid of pain, so don't say that. ”

Lin Zhishui snorted lightly, and after being silent for a while, he suddenly reached out and grabbed She Xilu's shoulder, twisted her body around, looked at her somewhat confused eyes hidden under her hair and lenses, and said with a serious face:

"I'll confirm with you one last time, I will never go back on what I promised, you saved me the day we both appeared, if you are not in this situation, it is okay to let me go, but now...... There's no way I'm leaving you alone, and besides, I didn't mean to consult with you when I said this, it's a decision, you know?"

She Xilu's lips opened slightly, wanting to say something, but she nodded aggrievedly.

Lin Zhishui sighed, waved his hand, and said, "Let's eat." ”

She Xilu obediently held the chopsticks, hung her head and looked at the porridge in the bowl, eating 'breakfast' honestly, and didn't dare to raise her head, as if she was guarding against the preserved eggs and meat foam in the porridge jumping out and scolding her for being a coward.

After a long while, she secretly glanced at Lin Zhishui with her peripheral vision, hesitated, and whispered, "Yes...... Sorry ......"

"What do you apologize to me?"

Lin Zhishui glanced at her angrily, "Forget it, I've been used to it for the past three years." ”

"Right...... I'm sorry......" She Xilu half-lowered her head and asked weakly, "Am I fast...... Driving you crazy?"

Lin Zhishui smiled: "Crazy? Anyway, I'm a fake boyfriend in name only, you don't have to force me, you didn't force me to go crazy." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment, how did this feel like driving?

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PS1: A new cover, does it look good?

ps2: 轘 (shé).