Chapter 66 "Extremely Picky" Movie (6) Crazy Spoof (Asking for Tickets and Collecting Tickets with One Click Three in a Row)
"Director, screenwriter?" Sun Meili quit and shouted directly: "What about the rules of the Nima game?" and scolded.
The audience was completely confused.
"This ...... Why is this scolding?"
"Isn't this acting in a movie? Why are you still shouting about the director and screenwriter?"
Then something happened that made everyone look confused.
Yan Min ran out with an embarrassed face, and then handed everyone a piece of paper.
Director, you're on camera, hey!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the assistant has diarrhea, I don't know where I went, this is the script, you can take a look. ”
A group of people looked at the screenwriter babblingly, and it looked like a mess.
Feng Liuye was already frowning.
Chen Kaige's face was gloomy and terrifying.
On the contrary, Jiang Wen's gaze seems to have finally fallen on the screen.
And Lao Mouzi has changed from laziness at the beginning to sitting upright.
Even his eyes are starting to light up!
"What the hell is this?"
"Variety movies, it's just too good, and the directors are all on the camera. ”
"yes, how can there be a director on the camera, isn't this a joke?"
"Haha! Director Yan is quite cute. ”
"Is that sad? You see that Sun Meili is so irritable in private, and she scolds people at every turn. ”
"The little pig is too cheap, and he is still playing live treasure there, is the little pig doing the same in private?"
"Brother Bo is funny, okay? He actually ridiculed Peng Hui's face blindness, but Peng Hui is really face blind?"
"I've heard people say, yes. ”
Chen Sicheng is here, and I will ask him later. ”
"Yes, I'll ask him later. ”
The audience was whispering, and the faces of several leading actors finally calmed down.
"Peng Peng......" Huang Bo asked softly.
"Shh......h Watching a play. Peng Hui said with a smile.
Speaking of which, after the editing, although he had watched it many times, he still wanted to laugh.
He didn't expect that after the cut, it would be so fun.
Yes, it's not pretty, it's fun.
The film continues.
A group of people finally finished reciting their lines and began to perform.
The script was already known to the audience through previous performances.
It's just a few people through a variety of clues or something, respectively run to six levels to find the "Holy Fire Order" left by the emperor, and then complete the task to find the clues to the royal treasure, and then in the final location, and the man in black fights, find the treasure, save the princess and the king.
However, when the audience already knew the script, just when they were bored waiting for the end of the film, a scene that no one expected appeared!
Peng Hui used the wrong props of his team in a daze, and was tragically sacrificed in the basement of a private house in Zhangjiagu Village, and was eliminated!
Nima!
Came up and died?
Can this still be filmed?
The director tells you that you can shoot.
So the shooting continues.
Then in the third level, the "God Operator" Huang Sanshi, that is, the smartest one in the entire men's gang, chose to sacrifice himself in the bat cave in the "" problem.
There is a suspense in this, because without any explanation, Huang Sanshi was about to destroy the Holy Fire Order, but in the end it failed.
At this moment, the audience is very curious.
Why did Huang Sanshi risk failure and destroy the Holy Fire Order?
Isn't the Holy Fire Order the key to finding the treasure?
With these doubts, everyone looked more and more confused.
Then he went to the squirrel king of the second level, and was bewitched by Sun Meili to gamble on the most ordinary stone and sacrifice on the Longchuan River.
Why did Sun Meili bewitch the squirrel king?
Did he also rebel?
The bewildered audience watched the occasional very spoof on the screen.
For example, there is a VJ with a cameraman, but because he was drunk, he suddenly fell into the camera, which caused the rest of the people to shout.
I don't know why a group of guys who are also old drama bones made trouble one by one like Shi Lezhi.
It's embarrassing to watch.
Then a scene that made everyone confused appeared.
Because several people are walking together, the camera follows everyone all the time, however...... In a blink of an eye, a field assistant walked into the camera with a sign that read "Little Pig and Sun Meimei are dead".
On the contrary, Huang Bo was like a fool, opening his mouth and scolding the staff loudly, accusing the field assistant of making trouble.
Big brother, you can't stand it, don't shout during the filming, isn't this?
It's a shame that you're still an actor, you don't know that the director didn't call the card, so you can't ......
Director Grip Grass: How did you get into the camera?
And that squirrel king, don't you know why you're dead?
It ran into the camera again!
Isn't that?
"A play within a play?" At this moment, Feng Liuye finally noticed these differences, and asked with some surprise.
"Huh. Glancing at the other party contemptuously, Chen Kaige's gaze fell very solemnly on the old mouzi who had become relaxed again.
Gap......
Is it that big?
The movie continues to spoof.
In the babbling shooting, Huang Bo could only run directly to the last level.
Then came to the princess of the flowers.
It's Yingbao.
Dressed beautifully.
Of course, that's not the point.
The point is......
Princess Baihua turned out to be an infatuated girl, and she kept pestering Huang Bo to marry him as a concubine.
Yes, to marry him.
She is also a princess, so of course she wants to marry.
As a result, because it was too spoofed, Ying Bao laughed.
Yan Min's hearty laughter also came into the camera outside.
Huang Bo shouted speechlessly: "Director, your voice is in the mirror!"
"Huh?" With a puzzled voice, the camera turned its head and actually shone the director in again!
Director...... You're in the mirror again......" This time it was Huang Bo and Ying Bao who complained together.
"Oh, let's get in the mirror, hurry up and finish shooting!" Yan Min said angrily, waved his big hand, and ran away.
Huang Bo looked at Ying Bao and suddenly asked, "What are you going to say?"
"Uh-" Ying Bao was confused.
The scene resounded with laughter one after another.
Anyway, Yingbao's confused attributes didn't last long, and at this time, Peng Hui's voice sounded outside the camera.
"You found out that Princess Baihua is a man in black, and you want to duel with her!"
"! don't try to fool me! Obviously she wants to marry me as a colt!" Huang Bo said triumphantly.
He's still proud.
As a result, Ying Bao's face changed, and he shouted: "Dog thief! Give back my father's life!" and then touched his body for a long time, and suddenly shouted: "Eh, where is my sword?"
The little pig entered the mirror with a wicked smile on his face, and then presented his sword with both hands.
Ying Bao directly drew out the sword, and then said to Huang Bo: "Dog thief!
"Hold the grass, little pig, you're dead, why did you get into the camera?" Huang Bo shouted, turned his head and ran.
However, Huang Bo's feet slipped, and it turned out that he happened to guess the scabbard on the ground, and he fell directly into a dog's nibble.
Then he was stabbed to death by Yingbao with a sword!
Stabbed to death!
Die......
He died too?