After the editor finished speaking, another editor followed suit: "Brown, you're right. The Germans are simply bullshit. ”

"At first glance, we all think that the German paper seems to make sense. However, as long as we compare this paper with the paper sent by the Chinese people, we will know. ”

As he spoke, the editor clicked on the big screen, then opened the documents of the two papers, pointed to the place where he drew the line, and said, "Look here, almost the same conclusions of the same papers are cited here, and here, both papers mention the same key treatment." ”

After finishing speaking, he spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders and said: "All in all, the similarity between these two papers is too high! It's just that this German paper makes inferences that are more in line with the medical system in some aspects, and fits the reading habits of our English readers." Since then, the two papers have also looked different. But, in essence, these two papers actually mean the same thing!"

"The fact that the Germans have just expanded a 30,000-word essay into a 50,000-word essay does not give the impression that they are clever. On the contrary, I personally think that the Germans' paper is a bit of a dog's tail. The internal logic of a complete paper is destroyed. ”

The Lancet editorial team was very disdainful of the Germans' practice of expanding their papers and making assumptions about the topic of the paper.

"Smack!"

At this moment, the editor-in-chief, Richard Holden, clapped his hands and attracted everyone's attention.

"Jimmy, you're saying a good thing!"

Editor-in-Chief Holden applauded his editors for a moment before he spoke: "After listening to all of you here, it seems that everyone is in agreement. YES, I PERSONALLY THINK THAT THE PAPER WRITTEN BY HUAXIA, A DOCTOR NAMED YANG, IS EVEN MORE CONVINCING! MOREOVER, THE LOGIC IS PERFECT. He has clinical data to back it up. ”

"AS FOR THE GERMAN'S ARTICLE, IT LOOKS LIKE IT PLAGIARIZED THE PAPER OF THIS CHINESE DOCTOR! BESIDES, THE GERMAN'S ARTICLE EXPLAINS THE SOURCE, FROM A PERSON NAMED YOUNG?"

"Obviously, this YOUNG is very likely to be a plagiarist!"

Everyone else agreed, and at this time they looked at the editor-in-chief, Holden, and said, "Mr. Holden, then, your opinion is ......?"

Editor-in-Chief Holden picked up Yang Yunfan's paper on his right, raised it, and then patted the table and said: "Of course, I chose to publish this paper from Huaxia!

If Yang Yunfan knew the truth, he would definitely shout.

Damn! The Germans are awesome!

I wrote a bullshit machine-translated paper to 50,000 words!

……

"Knock knock!"

At this moment, a staff member knocked on the door and came in, and then brought a document and said, "Mr. Holden, the news from Huaxia has been confirmed." A Chinese person, Professor Yang Yunfan, officially announced that the overcoming of uremia has caused a shock in the medical community in East Asia!"

"He published a paper in Chinese a week ago, and subsequently, the Silla people, the U people, and the Buddha people, because of their geographical proximity to China, also got the papers, translated and researched. This paper was sent by the people of Buddhism. ”

The country of Buddhism was once a colony of England in the Far East, and the English language had long been popularized. Today, the official language of the people of Buddhism is English. Therefore, there is no difference in cognition between the papers translated by the Buddhist and the English who speak English as their mother tongue.

The editor-in-chief of Holden took the information and glanced at it hurriedly, and the paper was almost identical to the author named YANG he had received a week earlier.

He smiled slightly and said, "It seems that our insistence is not wrong. This YANG is indeed a real author! Genius, always different, even boring medical papers, in his pen, are full of shining points. ”

As he spoke, Editor-in-Chief Holden said to a nearby editor: "Return the German paper, and warn them by the way, send such a paper again, and in the future, we Lancet will review German authors twice as strictly!"

"Mr. Holden, your wisdom is like the sun!"

Everyone patted their asses for a while, and then they all stepped back in unison.

Soon, on the official website of The Lancet, in the most conspicuous position, there was a news about the attack on uremia by an author named YANG!

Readers in English-speaking countries around the world quickly read this paper.

In the paper, the miraculous Chinese medicine is mentioned countless times, so that foreigners who have always associated Chinese medicine with the magical Chinese kung fu have become interested in this ancient medicine.

In many countries, after people saw this paper, people who had the conditions began to apply for shields and prepared to go to Huaxia, the city of Donghai City, to find the miracle doctor who could treat uremia.

And those who have no conditions are beginning to indulge in Chinese kung fu!

In Chinese Kung Fu, there is a magical thing called internal strength, which is rumored to be inviolable and prolong life as long as you can cultivate internal strength.

And in some big cities such as New York, Miami, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and so on, there are more fashionable generations on the streets wearing classical Chinese costumes, and they think that practicing Chinese kung fu is a trend!

……

"Whew...... It's finally finished!"

On the plane to London, Yang Yunfan twisted his neck and gently exhaled a breath of turbidity.

After a few hours of revision, he felt that his paper was almost impeccable, and was about to send an email to the Lancet medical journal.

"Ding! You've got a new email!"

However, at this time, his computer prompted that he had received an email, and the sender was so familiar...... "The-Lancet"!

Translated, it's The Lancet!

"What's the situation, I was just about to submit a new paper to The Lancet, how did they email me? Is it a submission bounce email?"

Yang Yunfan muttered in his heart, and then opened the email.

I saw that in the email, in a very polite and respectful tone, he praised his thesis and his unique contribution to world medicine, and after saying a bunch of words, the email took the liberty of asking for his bank account and home address, so that The Lancet could send the manuscript fee and journal samples to his home.

"So, my paper passed?"

Yang Yunfan was very happy, however, he soon discovered another problem.

That is, what he worked so hard to revise for three hours just now is equivalent to writing in vain!