Chapter 25: Laughing like thunder
On Friday morning, the school playground was full of people, and the teachers were in full swing to make the final preparations.
There is a simple rostrum next to the teaching building, and in the middle of the rostrum sits Principal Wang, whose appearance represents the highest standard of the sports meeting, and also represents all the teachers and students in the third year of high school, none of whom can be absent.
If you don't compete, you have to shout on the side.
Under the rostrum, there are eight phalanxes, and in front of each phalanx stand the leaders of each squad.
The grade director held the microphone and shouted: "The first item, raise the national flag and play the national anthem." ”
All the students, under the leadership of the class leader, turned left in unison.
Salute the national flag, sing the "March of the Volunteers", and the five-star red flag slowly rises and flutters in the wind.
At the end of the flag-raising ceremony, the principal gave a message.
After the formation, the students, under the leadership of the class leader, marched to the sports field in an orderly manner.
The morning events are all individual events, and the afternoon is all team events.
The first competition of the Games: sprinting.
There are no preliminaries, direct finals.
Among the 20 contestants who participated in the competition, in addition to Shen Gui, Devil and Beard from the second class, Yang Zhihua from the sixth class led five boys in their class to also participate in this project.
When Yang Zhihua saw Shen Gui, he didn't forget to come over and tease, "Yo, with your little short legs, you dare to come to participate in the 100-meter sprint." ”
Shen Gui, who is 1.75 meters tall, does seem to have short legs in front of Yang Zhihua, who is 1.88 meters.
Shen Gui didn't bother to talk to him, because in his eyes, he couldn't be called an opponent at all.
Jiao Yan, the eldest sister and little fan sister, held a towel and mineral water in her hand, and took the girls in the second class who had not yet participated in the competition to patrol the playground.
Seeing that there was Shen Gui in the first event, how could she not come to help.
When she came to Shen Gui, Jiao Yan looked concerned, like a little assistant, wiped Shen Gui's face with a wet towel, and didn't care whether other people's faces were sweaty or not.
"Do you have faith?"
Shen Gui joked in public: "Give me some motivation, and I will have confidence." ”
"What motivation do you want?"
Shen Gui wanted to say kiss me, and I would run faster than a rabbit, but I saw You Xianyu standing behind her pouting, and Nie Fengling's face darkened.
had to change his words: "Of course it's to cheer me on." ”
"No problem, students, cheer for the players in our class, come on. ”
The girls shouted excitedly.
The place of the sprint race is the dirt road part of the playground where there is no pouring of cement, and there is no track at all, but a straight line is simply drawn at the beginning and end of the road.
Therefore, the players are looking for their own positions and aiming for the finish line by themselves.
If you run crookedly and run an extra 100 meters, you can't blame others.
Yang Zhihua provocatively deliberately chose the position on Shen Gui's left, saying that he wanted to stare at his opponent.
After all, I'm studying science, what a simple math problem, my two steps, three steps against him, and I often exercise, so it's not too easy to kill in seconds.
It is very unfortunate that Yang Zhihua may be too excited, causing a little discomfort in his stomach, and he seems to have the urge to pull.
Yang Zhihua kept telling himself that in just a dozen seconds, it would be over after a while, and no matter what, he couldn't let go of any opportunity to surpass Shen Gui.
The referee at the starting point has just finished shouting preparations.
He leaned forward to get ready to start, and before his ass pouted, he let out a loud fart very angrily.
At this time, the teachers and students at the scene were afraid of affecting the players' listening to the whistle, so they couldn't be quieter anymore.
As a result, the other two players in class 6 thought that the whistle sounded and rushed out like arrows.
Very innocent and helpless, this kind of behavior is a rush and is disqualified.
In order to save face, one of the contestants deliberately ran to Yang Zhihua and said, "Squad leader, at this time, what are you farting for." ”
In this way, all the teachers and students in the audience knew that it was Yang Zhihua's fart, and the pouting big butt was extremely conspicuous, and it was like thunder for a while.
Yang Zhihua once again warned himself that he had to endure the humiliation and win the first place, and naturally no one would make fun of him.
"Run. ”
When Shen Gui heard this sound, he immediately became excited, and kicked his leg back hard, like a bullet out of the chamber, and disappeared with a bang.
The girls in the second class, looking at this exaggerated scene, were so excited that they almost forgot to shout cheers, but the eldest sister did not forget, and took the lead in shouting hoarsely.
Seeing that he was about to reach the finish line, Shen Gui found that there was no one around, so he deliberately slowed down his pace, if he didn't slow down, he was afraid of breaking the world record and scaring the teachers and students present.
Yang Zhihua ignored the discomfort in his stomach, gritted his teeth and chased after him, damn it, why can't he catch up.
Oops, oops, too hard, it's over, it's over, it's like is flying out.
This damn belly, I wanted to pull it some time ago, but I couldn't pull it out, why is it at this time...... Pulled?
It's okay, it's okay, it's a hard block, and others shouldn't be able to see it.
It's still at least second now, and the damn figure in front of it doesn't seem to be able to run.
If you win first place, you still have a chance.
Yang Zhihua exhausted his strength to eat milk and accelerated again.
As soon as it accelerated, the ass couldn't be contained, and soon the second, third, and fourth pieces collapsed......
Puff puff puff......
The lump fell to the ground with a clatter, falling out of his trousers.
What's even more terrifying than pulling a hard block is that the one that comes out of the back becomes thin.
Fortunately, the end has arrived, and the damn Shen Gui obviously waited for himself on purpose, regardless of his face, he only won the second place.
The contestant who ran behind Yang Zhihua, Hu Ziwen was beaten, who would have thought that on the field that had just been cleaned, he could still step on the, and it was still fresh, which was even more unreasonable than that.
Beard was expected to finish third, but he almost didn't fall down due to stepping on, and ended up in fourth place.
All the runners reached the finish line, Shen Gui won the first place without any suspense, with a time of 10.3 seconds, and Yang Zhihua took 12 seconds, ranking second.
The referee at the finish line began to announce the results, and the beard pointed to the brand-new running shoes, panting, and shouting: "I don't accept it, I am against it, someone during the race, it affects me." ”
The soles of his beards are stained with black, which is very conspicuous.
The original cheers of the second class suddenly fell silent, and all the other spectators present also reacted, they originally thought that Yang Zhihua had some strange pimple in his pocket, but because the pocket was broken, it fell out.
Yang Zhihua hurriedly turned around and turned his wet and smelly butt to the direction that others couldn't see as much as possible.
But you can take care of the left, but you can't take care of the right, you can take care of the front, but you can't take care of the back.
It's full of people.
Someone shouted: "Yang Zhihua's ass is full of shit." ”
"It's disgusting. ”
"It stinks. ”
This time it's completely over, and the yellow mud is stained on the crotch of the pants, and it's not but is.
What's more, he was originally.
The referee was closest to Yang Zhihua, and he wondered why there was a sudden stench.
After reacting, he covered his nose as soon as possible and quickly stood in the audience's position.
Yang Zhihua wanted to cover his buttocks with his hands, but he couldn't hide it.
Because he is wearing very light sweatpants today, the key is that the sweatpants are still white.
I thought about how conspicuous and dazzling the white pants were, and how embarrassing they are now.
The audience covered their noses as they quickly dispersed in all directions.
Yang Zhihua can't wait to find a crack in the ground at the moment, how else can he be a person, he is the male god of the science class.
It's all to blame on Shen Gui, if he didn't want to surpass him, he wouldn't be overly excited, and he wouldn't be incontinent.
Yang Zhihua stared at Shen Gui viciously.
Shen Gui looked at the unkind eyes, pinched his nose and said: "You can blame me for, you haven't found out, I don't dislike you at the moment, haven't you run away? ”
Then, Shen Gui also fled the scene.
In this world, it seems that he is left Yang Zhihua alone, and there is a constant buzz all around.
After all, the referee is also a teacher, and in the face of this unexpected situation, he had to step forward to deal with it.
said to Yang Zhihua: "You go back to the dormitory to change clothes first, no, take a change of clothes, and go to the bathhouse to wash it first." ”
Then, call the cleaner to clean up.
The cleaner is an old man, and Yang Zhihua's eyes are very unfriendly, and it is not a shame to clean such a disgusting thing in public.
As for the unfairness of the beard, the answer given by the referee is that the opposition is invalid, there is no competition system that stipulates that players cannot during the running, not to mention that the second class has taken the championship away, and should be content.
The moment Shen Gui walked towards the podium.
Jiao Yan, the cheerleader of the second class, once again led a group of girls and shouted: "The second class is the best, and Shen Gui is the best." ”
The principal personally handed over the envelope containing a hundred meal tickets to Shen Gui, and took the initiative to shake hands with him.