The waiter nodded respectfully, "Sir, our hotel has plenty of materials." Also, please settle the bill first. ”

With that, the waiter handed me a bill.

"Fifty-eight, one jar of wine for these two dishes, fifty-eight?" I asked, taking the menu, surprised.

"That's right. Are you cash or credit card?" replied as if the waiter had anticipated my expression and didn't even blink an eye.

"We're going to stay here and we'll settle the bill together tomorrow. I coughed lightly.

The waiter nodded, "Those three guest officers use slowly." Feel free to call me if you need anything. ”

"Are we too lucky?" I said in a sign to the Shock King.

"You just see that?" said the latter, signing.

Sighing helplessly. The heart says what about love, what's the matter, it's really not good, we can still escape the order.

He casually poured a cup of water and handed it to the witch doctor, "Come on, follow the fart, let's have a drink." ”

The witch doctor pushed my glass away, grabbed the jar instead, and drank from the cow.

At this time, Reiko the Far North, who went out to the WC, also returned. But at this time, her face was very strange, and when she saw the plate of "wild venison", she couldn't help but gag a little.

"What's the matter?" I asked, confused.

Lingzi of the Far North waved his hand casually, "No, no, no... Then you eat. ”

After saying that, he was still a little disgusted, and pushed the plate of venison in front of the witch doctor.

The witch doctor put down the jar, "What?

I pursed my lips and wanted to try a piece of white meat. But the Extreme North Lingzi grabbed my hand and stopped, "Hey, of course this good thing is meant to be shared with the guests." ”

Before the words fell, Lan Yue in my shadow also reminded. "Don't eat it. ”

I instinctively felt that something was wrong, so I didn't touch the venison.

Compared to our twisting, the witch doctor is much more generous. He first clamped it together, and the expression on his face changed. As if he was worried that we would rob him, he reached out and grabbed the venison with his big rough hand and devoured it into his mouth.

"Well, it's delicious. The witch doctor said as he ate.

Seeing this, the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

"Shock King, this meat is poisonous?" I said with a sign.

King Zhen waved his hand, "There is no poison." ”

"Then why don't you eat it?" I asked.

"I've been around the knife for many years, and I have a special sensitivity to killing. And by my intuition, this venison is not real. The Shock King said in a sign language.

"You don't need to remind me of this. Anyone who eats meat regularly can tell that this is shoddy. I replied.

King Shock shook his head, "This meat is much more expensive than venison. And you can't usually eat it. ”

I don't usually eat it. More expensive than venison. Then there is only one possibility.

"What do you mean? Is this meat human?" I said in a creepy sign language.

Lingzi of the Far North nodded meaningfully, "You guessed right. ”

Hearing this, I looked at the plate of venison on the table in disbelief. Seeing the witch doctor gobbling up, he was also a little nauseated, and almost vomited on the table with a mouthful of overnight food.

"Did you just see something?" I asked, looking at the Extreme North Lingzi.

Lingzi from the extreme north leaned into my ear, "Almost all of the people in this box are horses from this hotel." And when I went to WC just now, someone was tailgating, so I didn't go in and came back. ”

After speaking, the latter casually poured out the "tiger bone wine" in front of him, and gestured with his hand, "Moreover, you can't eat anything here." ”

"So what do we do next?" I asked.

"Do what you have to do. Rest for the night, and then compete with them when you have enough energy. Lingzi of the Far North said.

Shaking his head helplessly, he casually slammed a rice bowl on the table, "Waiter, arrange four upper rooms for me." ”

The waiter at the door ran into the box with a fart, "I'm sorry sir, the housing here is tight." At present, there is only one room left, may I ask the guest officer if you want it?"

"How do the four of us sleep in one room?" asked the witch doctor grinningly.

"yes, don't you see a girl here?" I asked.

"We had a big bed in this room. It's enough to sleep the four of you. The waiter explained respectfully.

"Forget it, one is one. I don't care about any girl's family, what do you three big men care about?" said Lingzi of the extreme north.

I rolled my eyes. The heart says that you are not afraid to live "life".

…

Following the waiter, we came to a guest room on the easternmost side of the second floor of the villa. The waiter said that the house was tight, but the corridor was terrifyingly quiet. Walking around here, there is a feeling of stepping into a haunted building.

The waiter opened the door with the key with a kind face, "A few beautiful and handsome guys, please, call me at any time if you need anything." ”

A few people nodded, and the fish rushed in. The layout of the rooms is simple, with a large wooden bed and a small bathroom.

After entering the house, Lingzi of the Far North plunged into the bathroom. The three of us were the three big men, lying on the big bed and falling asleep.

I don't have pity for this, sleeping on the floor is definitely not my style. And the two next to me seem to have the same idea as me. Lying on the big bed, there was no intention of giving in.

"Bang!"

Just as we were about to go to bed, there was a loud noise in the bathroom.

I looked at the King of Shock and hurriedly jumped out of bed.

The King of Shock hurried to the bathroom and smashed the wooden door with one kick.

I saw that in the bathroom, Lingzi of the extreme north sat on a pile of broken porcelain pieces with an exaggerated expression. Some of the short tops just cover their own glow.

The toilet under her seat had been torn apart and turned into a pile of broken porcelain. Obviously, it was the loud noise that came from it.

"Are you hurt?" I asked, a little embarrassed.

Lingzi of the Far North looked at me with a blue face, and the last bounce jumped up from the broken porcelain, "You... In the past two days, you have been unlucky since you kept up. ”

After saying that, regardless of the clothes he hadn't lifted yet, he grabbed my neck.

The witch doctor squatted down with an obscene and trivial face, but was picked up by the shock king.

"You call yourself a little bit back to the government and the government. It's also following me, why is the Shock King all right?" I grabbed the latter's wrist and replied in a very unnatural way.

The Shock King coughed lightly twice. So he took off his shoes, pointed to a "thumbtack" on the heel of his shoe, and said, "This is the fifth one I stepped on today!" I bumped into the TV when I got up just now. If it weren't for my sturdy body, my brain would have been opened a long time ago. ”

When the Lingzi of the Far North heard this, he became even more vigorous. Jumped on my back and scratched, bitten, and bit at my head.

I tried hard to protect my face, "We have something to say, can you come down first?"

Lingzi of the Far North grabbed my hair and didn't let go, "We're so unlucky, but you're fine." If I don't teach you a lesson, it will be difficult to understand the hatred in my heart. ”

I spun around and said, "I said, can you put your clothes on first, and see what you're looking like now?"

seemed to realize that something was wrong, and the Far North Reiko on her body was suddenly stunned, so she hurriedly protected the light she was walking on.

"Who, who let you in?" said the Extreme North Lingzi angrily.

"Aren't we worried about you?" said the witch doctor with a wicked grin.

"Get out. The Extreme North Lingzi said angrily.

The witch doctor paused, "It's really kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs." ”

After speaking, the witch doctor and the king of shock blocked the broken wooden door again, "You will slowly come out of this palace first, don't worry! ”

These two people are gone, but they sealed me in WC together...

Lingzi and I looked at each other awkwardly, "What are you still doing here?"

I smiled awkwardly, "Don't worry, I'll jump out." ”

But I didn't take two steps, but the Far North Lingzi grabbed me by the collar.

I looked back and smiled, "Crooked nuts, are you okay?"

The Extreme North Lingzi paused, but he stopped talking.

"I'll go out if it's okay. ”

But the latter still hasn't let go. I could only take a few steps in place.

"If you have something, just say it. It's not like you. I pouted.

The Extreme North Lingzi paused, and finally seemed to let go. Turning around to me, he said, "The toilet exploded just now, and I was sitting on a broken piece of porcelain." There are still quite a few stuck in the skin, so help me pull them out. ”

I looked at the latter with black lines on my head, "I can't do this job." ”

Lingzi of the Far North turned around and looked at me with blazing eyes. But in less than a moment, the attitude instantly took a 180-degree turn.

"Brother, little brother. Just help the slave family. Look at me now, how do you feel the broken porcelain pieces on my body?"

The voice was so loud that I got goosebumps all over my body when I listened to it.

"Don't do this. I said, waving my hand.

The Extreme North Lingzi was furious, "Don't you have a shame, right? Okay! You go out, I'll let the witch doctor just now come and pull it out for me." ”

I looked at her blankly, and finally sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay." You turn your back. ”

The Far North Lingzi smiled proudly, then turned his back and pouted exaggeratedly.

I rubbed my forehead and said to myself that this was the first time I had done this work.

By the faint light, he slowly stepped forward. It was found that the body of the Far North Lingzi was covered with blood.

I wiped off the blood with a tissue and carefully peeled off the broken pieces. The heart said that if this is really the reason for my bad luck, it will be too bad for my teammates.

Blue Tiger's "Soul Bone Curse" is indeed vicious. Fortunately, "Yuhui" and "Zhao Ting" are far away. Otherwise, if they get hurt by me, I'll go crazy.

Two minutes later, I unplugged all the porcelain pieces from the Far North Lingzi.

Lingzi of the Far North turned around with trembling legs and said, "Oh my God! When did I suffer this sin?"

When the words fell, Lingzi of the Far North rarely dropped a few golden beans.

The corners of my mouth twitched, "Don't pretend to be tender here." You used to be the killer of the Thousand Blades, and this little wound is still a crime in your eyes? ”

The latter cried even more when he heard this, "It's still a child!"

As soon as these words came out, the door of the bathroom that had just been nailed was smashed open again with a huge force.

King Shock rushed to me with the witch doctor in his arm, "What's the situation?"

"She was homesick. I rolled my eyes and walked out of the bathroom hallway.