Chapter 0988 - The Actors Arrive (3)
"Mr. Chen, this kind of thing must not be a joke!"
Keitaro Yamashita said with a serious face: "The seven actresses I invited have extremely strong professional ability, and they are known as human meat pumps! Not to mention the seventy or eighty-year-old people, even young adults like you and me will definitely not be able to bear it!"
"Pump...... Pumping machine ......" Jiang Ziya's face turned green, lowered his voice, and said, "Brother Bei, you can spare my life...... I don't have a little cultivation in my small body, and if I don't do it, I'm going to die......"
"I said that I have a 'nutrition express', you're afraid of a fart!" Chen Xiaobei glanced at Jiang Ziya, and he didn't have a good airway. Music + Wen + .
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At this moment, Keitaro Yamashita's cell phone rang.
After connecting it, he said excitedly: "The actresses are all here, I'll pick them up first! You two can discuss the specific details! I suggest that you don't let the old gentleman play, it's not good if you have an accident!"
After saying that, Keitaro Yamashita walked out briskly first.
"Brother Bei, you heard it too! The director won't let me act!" Jiang Ziya said with an aggrieved face.
As long as I get the money in place, don't say it's you, even if I let his father play it!"
Chen Xiaobei's face sank, and he said solemnly: "In the final analysis, this matter is the result of your own sin! I have already pointed out the sunny road to you, and you are unwilling not to leave! Moreover, you dare to be an undercover agent to plot against me!"
"I'll leave the ugly words here, you have to act today, and you have to act if you don't! If it affects my participation in the Pan Tao Club, I promise to let you go to the underworld and the Lord of Yama!
"I ......"
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Ziya was completely stunned, dejected, and like a defeated old rooster.
Thinking of the time he spent at the beginning, but he didn't learn a skill, Jiang Ziya's intestines were about to be broken!
To this day, in addition to filming, Jiang Ziya is really desperate!
"Don't cry with a sad face! Hold your head high! Hold your chest high! Don't let people think that we Chinese men are not good!" Chen Xiaobei said solemnly.
"But I really can't...... If I die on the belly of a woman in an island country, the face of a Chinese man will be lost by me......" Jiang Ziya wanted to cry without tears, and was glared at by Chen Xiaobei again, so he could only shut up obediently.
"Shut your mouth! With my brother here, I will definitely let you win glory for the country!" Chen Xiaobei smiled confidently, as if everything was under control.
"Win glory for the country......" Jiang Ziya sweated down.
A person fights the female snake spirit of the seven island countries, and if he wins, it is true that he will win glory for the country, but if he dies in battle, won't he be ruined?
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Ziya's little heart pulled out the cold, Chen Xiaobei was so ruthless, he would never dare to offend him in the future.
"Here, our actors are here!"
At this time, Keitaro Yamashita walked in with ten people.
In addition to the seven actresses who said yes, there are three other men.
Needless to introduce, with his rich experience in watching movies in college, Chen Xiaobei recognized the seven women at a glance, who were the most popular actresses in small movies nowadays.
As for the three men, Chen Xiaobei also knows them, they are the island country Jay, the island country Lao Bi, and Kato Kitty, known as the 'hand of God'.
"Why did these three come along?" Chen Xiaobei asked curiously.
Keitaro Yamashita explained: "That's the case, they heard that they have three times the salary, and they all want to come and try it to see if there is a chance to play the male lead!"
As soon as the words fell, the three guys couldn't wait to behave.
"Please look at my muscles! bodybuilding-level body, no matter how you shoot it, it's full of beauty!" "Island Jay Lun posed a few toned poses, his muscles were lumpy, and his figure was indeed very good.
Not to be outdone, the island country Lao Bi hurriedly said: "My figure is average, but my endurance is super strong, an hour of non-stop, if the director doesn't shout CUT, I won't stop!"
"An hour?" Chen Xiaobei didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.
Then, his eyes fell on Kato Kitaka.
The man didn't speak, he raised his right hand with a pretended to be forced, and it was not difficult to see that his fingers were very long, and his index and middle fingers were together, like a stick.
I saw that as soon as he suddenly exerted his strength, his two fingers shook rapidly, and the frequency was very fast, just like an electric one!
He ...... What is he doing here?" Jiang Ziya asked with a confused expression.
Chen Xiaobei smiled faintly and said with popular science: "This Kato Xiaoying is a national treasure-level small movie actor in the island country, and his two fingers can conquer any woman, so he is called the 'Hand of God'!"
"Mr. Kato is so handsome...... I really want to make a film with Mr. Kato......"
The seven actresses on the side, looking at Kato Kittaka's fingers in a daze, all showed nymphomaniac expressions, and their eyes were full of little stars.
"Wo Cao!
Jiang Ziya is not stupid, just looking at the hungry appearance of those seven women, you can know how powerful Kato Kitty's fingers are!
"Mr. Chen, the three of them are the most popular actors at the moment, my opinion is to choose one of the three of them to play the male lead!"
Keitaro Yamashita said very seriously: "After all, Mr. Jiang Wuya is old, if there is really a three long and two short, I will be legally responsible!"
As soon as these words came out, the seven actresses also echoed their voices.
"That's right! Filming is physical work, how can an old man come to make a film, how can he afford it!"
"And he has to be strong, so we can still cooperate! Don't be 'Yang Wei', we don't feel it, the performance will definitely not work well!"
"Those are all trivial things, I'm afraid that the old man's physical exertion is too great and he dies suddenly, then our sin will be great!"
"That's right! We're all ordinary little women, and we can't afford to be responsible!"
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"Choose me!Be responsible for your figure!Responsible for your appearance!You'll be right to choose me!" Jay Lun of the island country volunteered.
"Choose me, choose me! I am the time leader! Shoot a shot to the end, save trouble!"
Kato Kitaka still didn't speak, and continued to shake his fingers with a pretended expression.
"Brother Bei, you see that everyone's opinions are so unanimous, or you can spare me......" Jiang Ziya looked at Chen Xiaobei pitifully, wanting to take the opportunity to get out.
"It's you who want to increase the number of believers! It's not that they want to increase!" Chen Xiaobei glared at Jiang Ziya and said coldly: "If you want to fall freely, you just say it!"
Jiang Ziya snapped and closed his mouth.
"I've already decided! The male number one is Jiang Wuya, what are the consequences, we are responsible for ourselves!"
Chen Xiaobei's tone sank, he glanced at everyone coldly, and said, "If you don't want to shoot, you can leave now! Mr. Keitaro, prepare to change roles!"
"Pat pat pat pat we didn't say no!"
These seven women are all working hard for money, three times the salary, and they can't find them with lanterns, how can they give up?