Shen Gui put on his sneakers and wanted to go back to his dormitory, but was pulled by Li Jianshuang again.

"Where did you and our goddess go during self-study? ”

When others heard about this topic, they also began to talk about it. This is the men's dormitory, and when it comes to women, they are all in good spirits.

Hu Zi was the most angry, and said: "In the future, I will pretend to be asleep in English class, and when Jiao Yan comes to wake up, I will also stretch out my hand to her white rabbit like you." ”

Hu Zi, formerly known as Hu Ziwen, is the oldest boy in the class, plus he likes to grow a beard, and his old face is often mistaken for a teacher by new students, and he receives a good teacher.

Yu Feifei disagreed, "Do you think we can compare with the class leader? If you sleep to death, she won't call you, but report directly to the head teacher, and the head teacher will immediately let your mother appear." ”

Shen Gui opened his mouth, and felt that he had nothing to say, what he said was the truth, many teachers who had just stepped on the job always favored students with good academic performance, recalling that when he first came in, he was like a monkey in a zoo, and even the young teacher in the next class found all kinds of excuses to come over and touch his head and pat his back.

Xie Yixie asked lewdly, "Big no, isn't it flexible?"

Nicknamed the devil, the water side interrupted him, "The squad leader obviously just pushed down, plus he didn't wake up, you are all bored, if you are curious about the structure of the female body 1, you should ask Li Jianshuang, I also saw him and Li Jianqiu enter the small hotel on the cross street together last weekend." ”

The reason why the devil is called the devil is not because his name is reminiscent of the Arabian Nights, but because he looks surprisingly ugly, plus he never bathes in summer, his hair is like a bird's nest covered with bird droppings, and his math scores are particularly good, and the most speechless thing is that he has pursued countless girls, from class one to class eight, as if a female has been pursued by him.

The girls can understand his adolescence and his desire for the opposite sex, but no matter how ugly the girls are, they will not hesitate to reject him.

Shui Yifang is the student with the most strange points in the liberal arts class, from his name to his appearance, any combination of two points is very divided, and his classmates can't describe him in words, so he is nicknamed the devil.

As soon as the devil's bombshell was released, Shen Gui took advantage of that little advantage, which was not worth mentioning in the eyes of everyone.

Li Jianshuang hurriedly fled from the gathering scene and climbed onto his mat, knowing that if he didn't ask Shen Gui, he wouldn't bring up the topic of women, and the devil wouldn't think about it.

This year, Li Jianshuang just turned eighteen years old, his little round face is still a little childish, and he feels a little ashamed that he is no longer a person in the south, and it will be completely different in two years, he will not be ashamed, but proud, Shen Gui also heard him tell at that time, how he was slept with by Li Jianqiu.

Li Jianqiu's appearance is not ranked in the liberal arts class, he belongs to the mature type, and the aesthetics of the student days, as long as the appearance is not very trough, mature women will be beautiful in the eyes of most boys.

Just as it is a truth that many girls like mature boys, but as they grow older, most people's aesthetics will change a lot, or even the other way around, but the article of good looks will never change.

Li Jianshuang and Li Jianqiu got closer because of their names, but the bigger reason was that Li Jianshuang wanted to get close to Banhua, because Li Jianqiu and Banhua were in the same dormitory, and they were usually inseparable.

Li Jianshuang finally failed to withstand the temptation of this classmate with a lot of experience in love, and got into her "broken bed." ”

Li Jianshuang has always been haunted by his first hand to a girl who is not the first time, and what makes him even more haunted is that he has completely lost the right to pursue class flowers.

Except for Shen Gui, the seven roommates didn't plan to let Li Jianshuang go like this, and collectively held him down, preparing to "torture to extract a confession", as long as they didn't say it, they would take off his shorts.

"I said, I said. ”

Shen Gui shook his head, hey, it's really not a seed, poor Li Jianqiu.

As soon as Li Jianshuang opened his mouth, he must have painted a voice and color, with a sense of picture substitution, and has the potential of an excellent advertising proposer.

He first started with the physiological structure of women, with clear priorities and key points, and suddenly the conversation changed and began to talk about the ups and downs between men and women.

In this free biology class, Li Jianshuang spoke for half an hour, and if the biology teacher in the science class had half of his eloquence, it is estimated that no one would doze off during the class.

Although the audience understood that ninety percent of what he said came from a small book, they still listened to it with relish because they knew that he had actual combat experience.

Hu Zi wanted to ask Li Jianqiu about some privacy, seeing that other people didn't mean this, thinking to himself, if Li Jianshuang really talked about it, I'm afraid Li Jianqiu wouldn't be able to stay in this school, she was equivalent to wearing the emperor's new clothes and sitting in class.

After a moment of silence, the devil then threw out another unrelated topic, "Who do you think Banhua will like?"

Yu Feifei said: "It's definitely not you, you just die." ”

The devil was very angry, "This also needs to be said that I was rejected by her when I was a freshman in high school, and even the reason for the refusal was so ruthless, saying that I stink, telling me to go away and talk to her, so that my love letters have not been sent out yet." ”

Xie Yixie smiled and sarcastically said: "At least you have worked hard, unlike us, you don't even have the courage to confess." ”

The beard continued as if he had an epiphany: "She shouldn't be looking at the class leader, otherwise how would she apply to change positions and become the class leader's tablemate." ”

Li Jianshuang thought that she knew Banhua, after all, her best friend was her girlfriend, plus she was a little unwilling, and she was not at ease with Shen Gui, so she said angrily: "I bet that Nie Fengling can't fall in love with Shen Gui, I heard Jianqiu say that she has a boy she likes, and he is her junior high school classmate." ”

"Or, let's make a bigger bet, a few of us boys pursue the class flower together, no matter who succeeds, one of us will give him a hundred yuan as a dating fund, and he will be about to graduate, we can't take the class flower that we have worked hard to protect for three years, and finally let outsiders pick it up in vain, then our third and second classes will become the laughing stock of others, thinking that the boys in our class are useless." ”

Beard's words sounded righteous and awe-inspiring on the surface, with a sense of collective honor, but in fact, he wanted to hack his classmates' money, in his opinion, he and Nie Fengling developed into boyfriend and girlfriend only a layer of window paper, during this time, Ban Hua often chatted with him after class, and under his humorous language, he smiled flamboyantly.

At the instigation of Hu Zi, except for Shen Gui, everyone present agreed, even Li Jianshuang wanted to give it a try with a cheeky face, and some people regarded marriage as a child's play, which turned out to be a foreshadowing.

Shen Gui strongly objected, "I object, Nie Fengling is not an object, it was actually used as a bargaining chip by you, even if anyone succeeds, how sad she should be when she knows." ”

Xie Yixie took the lead and said: "The opposition is invalid, a few of us swear to the sky, if anyone spreads the words tonight, he will be a eunuch." ”

The others again unanimously agreed, and the beard also added that if anyone is willing to gamble and not admit defeat, he will not be able to talk about a girlfriend for the rest of his life, and even if he does, he must give it to his brothers.

Shen Gui thought to himself, should you be so ruthless, send me money so desperately, don't look like you have become a bad person. Eight hundred yuan, the small hotel that the shameless Shuangli entered can be opened eighty times, and the salesman's salary is only 200 yuan a month.

Beard never dreamed that behind the window paper, there was a pot of cactus.