Chapter 332: Gambling on Self-Portrait
"So, I won the first game?"
Sun Feng deliberately asked the smiling Earth Bear.
"Yes, I lost. Smacking his mouth twice, the Earth Bear admitted without hesitation.
Manly man, losing is losing, what's so embarrassing, besides, aren't there two more chances, buddy has a chance to turn the tables.
"Take!"
Sun Feng arched his hand with a smile: "Next game, it's your turn, I don't know what Brother Xiong's gamble is, little brother will wait and see!"
Looking at Sun Feng's confident posture, the Earth Bear began to mumble in his heart.
I can't help but regret it secretly.
If you open your own space field, you can still hear some of the other party's voices, and maybe you can find out the opponent's hole cards.
But just now, I blindly held it up, pursuing absolute justice and fairness, and now I actually have a feeling that it is difficult to ride a tiger.
What if you lose the second game without paying attention?
I can't eat the delicious food, and I have lost myself.
It's really set up a lady and a soldier.
The huge head of the Earth Bear muttered for a while, but the more he muttered, the bigger his head became, the more he felt uncertain, he was going to lose more than anything, and his brows became tighter and tighter.
After muttering, the Earth Bear actually sweated on his forehead, and at the same time frowned, at a loss.
"Brother Xiong, it seems that you can't think of a result for a while, why don't you think about it first, I'll drink some wine first and recuperate?" Sun Feng teased.
After speaking, he really took out a bottle of high-grade Wuliangye, took out a delicate glass wine glass, poured a full glass, and then drank it all, and praised it in his mouth:
"Good wine, good wine, really good wine.
A pot of tea and three cups of wine.
Happy, hard!"
After Sun Feng finished speaking, he took out another piece of barbecue meat, chewed it with taste, admired and sighed.
Where is the bear of the earth on the side still looking like a master outside the world, looking at Sun Feng, who is eating and drinking, staring at the bottle of high-grade Wuliangye even more directly, I really want to grab it and drink it in one go.
But after all, the Earth Bear still has some self-control, and knows that he can't do anything that makes other bears shameless, such as directly robbing it!
Aren't you still gambling now, you kid is trying to use a strategy to disrupt my thoughts, hum, Grandpa Xiong, I'm not fooled.
"Don't be too arrogant......, you kid? than ......"
The Earth Bear saw through Sun Feng's careful thoughts, and couldn't help but shout loudly, but he compared it five or six times in his mouth, and he didn't say anything, but he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
"Brother Xiong, what is it like?
Say it quickly, or the daylilies will be cold!"
Sun Feng took a sip of wine and ate a mouthful of meat without hurrying, but asked reluctantly.
"Than ...... Than, I'm grass...... Better than grass, your uncle!"
The brother of the earth was chattering for a long time, but he couldn't think of it, he was a little annoyed and angry, and he didn't choose what to say.
When Sun Feng heard this, his face was suddenly covered with black lines, and he almost collapsed.
Is it better than grass?
I said, old bear, let's not play with it.
Isn't it fragrant to be civilized, to be a bear who is civilized, polite, and has a normal orientation?
But this kind of insulting words made Sun Feng's anger begin to accumulate.
Even if you're awesome, even though I may not be able to beat you, I'm going to show my attitude!
Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated.
Fortunately, he heard the next sentence, otherwise Sun Feng would really have to fight with the Earth Bear.
"I'm sorry, I was in a hurry just now, and I didn't open the door, and I hope you will forgive me......
But what are you anxious about? Say that I will come up with the question, what are you urging, let me think about it for a while!"
The Earth Bear found out what he had just said without thinking about it, and immediately felt that it was inappropriate, and quickly apologized, and at the same time expressed his complaint.
"Is it better than that?
You're free, but I still have a lot to do!"
Sun Feng is also a temperamental person:
"I miss you as a dignified generation of bear kings, standing up to the sky, how can you still ink than girls?"
"Lao Tzu is ...... than you"
Sun Feng suddenly heard Sun Feng scolding his mother, which was the most unbearable thing for him, and he jumped up;
A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he roared loudly: "...... I'm peeing with you!"
What?
When Sun Feng heard these words, he was like being hit by thunder, and he fell to the ground.
Dizzy and dizzy, he looked at the big man in front of him, who was five big and three thick, with a horizontal face and a fierce air all over his body, and he couldn't imagine that the words 'peeing' could actually come out of his mouth!
Do you really think you're still a three-year-old?
At that moment, Sun Feng suspected that he had misheard.
I couldn't help but ask:
"Brother Xiong, what did you just say, why didn't I hear it clearly, say it again?
You say you're ...... compare with me ...... of Pisah Pee?"
"That's right! What I just said is to pee with you!"
Now that he has spoken, the Earth Bear seems to have opened up, and has a sense of grandeur;
It's like a kiln sister who is scratching her head and shouting that she doesn't obey, but she suddenly turns into a bare body, but she is a little unscrupulous.
"Lao Tzu just wants to pee with you!How about it?,I'll make the second test method by me?!"
"How are you going to compare, is it higher, is it farther, or is it farther? or...... Than more?"
Sun Feng squinted his teeth with crooked eyes, hissed a breath of cold air, and hung upside down with both eyes.
A big man, in front of outsiders, took out his own objects, just so gorgeous and gorgeous, this style of painting, is also fierce and rough.
This thing is really violent, don't beasts, oh no, xenomorphs don't care about this?!
What is this called! But at this moment, you have to bite the bullet, who makes yourself underestimate the shamelessness of others?
"One is not higher, two is not farther, and it is not more, the several test methods you said are all made by rough people, we are superior people in the world, how can we be so vulgar. ”
The bear of the earth snorted twice and cleared his throat, Rao is swarthy bear face also began to redden, but he thought that if he lost this game, he would have to load it, not only could he not drink good wine, but he also had to be a free thug for others, so he was naturally unwilling in his heart.
After comparing his pros and cons, the Earth Bear finally turned his heart sideways, and no one else saw it anyway, so he was shameless, what can you do?
As long as the game is won in the end, even if it is a little bit of a beast, our old bear is not a human being!
The Earth Bear tried his best to pull his face and said seriously:
"Lao Tzu has to make a peeing action, as long as you can do it the same way, even if I lose.
If you can't, you've lost!"
"The act of peeing?"
Sun Feng's eyes narrowed: Does this thing have any special movements? This seems to be something that no one can do spontaneously when no one teaches you at birth.
Now that I've grown so big, whether it's one or two hands or my hands behind my back, I can be fluent, whether it's standing on my stomach or even twisting my butt or jumping high, or even running while doing it, it's not a difficult task, as for drawing circles and other ...... That's even more true.
It's really not good, squatting...... Well, yes, too.
Could it be that today's tall bear can pee out of other new tricks?
"Nonsense! Of course it's the action of peeing, but can it also be the action of drinking?!"
The bear of the earth was already a little unable to get off the stage, but when he saw Sun Feng's appearance, he was even more weak in his heart, and hurriedly scolded and reminded: "You see, I'm going to start doing it." ”
Sun Feng closed his eyes a little unbearably: What is this called? You pee and I have to look at it with wide eyes?
You're not a beautiful woman, I really think you can pee out flowers......
Just when I was thinking like this, I saw the Earth Bear exhale loudly, roared, and two thick feet stomped on the ground with a "bang", and a burly body was majestic and majestic!
After a while, it grew to a height of 30 meters.
"Is this who you really are?"
Sun Feng raised his head and looked at the majestic bear of the earth.
There was confusion in his eyes: didn't this guy say he was going to pee?
Sun Feng's doubts were quickly revealed--the tall Earth Bear grinned proudly, stretched out his two hands to his waist at a very fast speed, and then grabbed the thing, and then his cheeks trembled, just holding the thing with one hand in mid-air, straightening his chest and stomach.
"Hey", with a force, a yellow and clear crystal water arrow spewed out like the Yellow River flooding.
Sun Feng was dumbfounded, and he had a strong urge to faint......
The burly body of the Earth Bear was still standing upright in the air, his eyes staring seriously at the angle of the water arrow's fall, his chest bulging, carefully controlling the speed of the water arrow, and his two hands were placed under his crotch in a bird-catching position......
I'll go, what is this old bear doing?
Could it be that he was peeing and drawing?
Sun Feng couldn't help but rub his eyes and looked towards the ground.
Sure enough, this old bear is really drawing by peeing.
On the ground not far away, the outline of an earth bear has been revealed, and at a glance, it is definitely the prototype of a small version of the earth bear.
As the water continued to fall, the painting on the ground became clearer.
Self-portrait on the ground by peeing.
This is definitely the first time for Sun Feng.
Nothing has been seen or heard before.
But today, it actually appeared alive in front of me.
After everything was done, the body of the Earth Bear became smaller leisurely, and after becoming the same height as Sun Feng, his face was not red or panting, and he smiled at Sun Feng in a high-spirited manner, bowed his head, and saluted.
"I used to drink a little less water. "The Earth Bear still seems to have some regrets, and feels that he has not done a good job.
Sun Feng was already shocked to the extreme!
Look at the Earth Bear in amazement!
The Earth Bear said with a smug face: "Boy, we're done demonstrating, now it's your turn!"
You also have to pee on self-portraits, you have to paint like them, you can't be intermittent in between, you have to do it in one go!"
Sun Feng looked at the bear of the earth in front of him with a smile and a smile, and said in his heart that in order to win, you can actually come up with such a strange way to bet, do you still want to make a face?
As the saying goes, people are invincible, and the matter has come to this point, and there is no intention to say more.
So Sun Feng shook his head convincingly, sighed deeply, and said, "I admit defeat!"
You can't do it if you don't admit defeat, you really can't do it......