Tang Fei pretended to be a ghost in front of the eldest lady, and then he muttered: "Five-star town color, light Xuanming." Thousands of gods and saints, protect my true spirit. The giant beast subdues the five soldiers. Five days of the devil, dead and extinct. Wherever it is, all gods are welcome. Haste as a law. ”

Wow, that's it, pretending to be like his own Taoism is boundless, he thinks he is Wutian or a Buddha, no, Wutian is an anti-Buddha demon, and Taoism, has nothing to do with it, Tang Fei learned the Taoist set, it should be said, it is Taishang Laojun, or Tongtian Sect Master, or Yuan Shi Tianzun, it seems that Yuan Shi Tianzun is the most awesome, in the list of gods, just like the existence of the gods of the gods, Jiang Ziya is a god, and he is also awarded by the Yuan Shi Tianzun The book of heaven, beating the god and whipping the gods.

After a while of nonsense, there was no movement at all, pretending to be very awesome, as a result, there was no, the Taoism was not working, Tang Fei touched his head stupidly, an inexplicable one, why did his Taoism suddenly not work, that virtue, Duanmu Lingyu couldn't help laughing, as if, he really had that kind of thing.

"Poof......" The eldest lady was amused by this funny guy, although Tang Fei was pretending to be a ghost and fooling around, but this stupid was really funny, and in the carriage, the murderous atmosphere melted in an instant.

"Huh...... Why doesn't it work, fuck, it can't be the hooligan of Taishang Laojun, who has fallen for the beauty trick!" Tang Fei pretended to be a serious look, and then scolded angrily: "That old horseman, these days, even the immortals are not reliable, and even the immortals are special perverts." ”

"Poof...... "When the eldest lady laughed, it was indeed beautiful.

Shui Ling's beautiful eyes, smiling and pretty, blinking slightly, like blue waves floating, the corners of her small mouth are slightly upturned, her red lips are slightly open, bewitching, real Nima, she is a goblin that fascinates men, but if she is addicted to her beauty, if she is not good, she will be like Princess Anle, and her life will be played with her.

Princess Anle of the Tang Dynasty is such a woman, like a flower and jade, captivating the country and the city, as a result, when she was very young, she hooked up with men indiscriminately, and saw that the man she married was not pleasing to the eye, so she killed him, and then changed to play, I felt that being a princess was not arrogant enough, so I wanted to learn Wu Zetian to be the emperor, and united with Empress Wei, and poisoned Tang Zhongzong Li Xiandu, that was her own father!

Speaking from the heart, this eldest lady is not as vicious as Princess Anle, she is indeed not so vicious, but she is really similar to Ruolan in the mermaid, with a strong personality, and her father is a super rich man, she herself, under the consortium of her father's company, is the president of ZTE Entertainment, and she is really quite rich.

For this eldest lady, Tang Fei pretended that he was completely intoxicated by her laughter, and completely became her fan brother, and even completely fell under her pomegranate skirt, pretending to be a ghost, just to make this girl happy.

Just as she was laughing, suddenly, the car bumped, and she couldn't reach it, wow...... The whole person shuddered forward, and then, after being happy, did he have to face the bleak life?

The eldest lady really threw herself directly into Tang Fei's arms, Tang Fei was already ready, because he was familiar with this section of the road and knew that there was a pit in front of him, and then ...... The eldest lady threw herself into his arms like this, Tang Fei hurriedly greeted him with both hands, and gave a strong hug, Tang Fei instantly hugged the eldest lady's waist.

This waist ...... Slender, the beauty's slippery waist like a water snake, as long as the hand is placed on it, you can feel it, ecstasy, soft feeling, like a breeze blowing on the face, and the flexible waist slides in the man's palm, gentle and clear spring, moisturizing the dry grass.

Then, the soft impact on his chest, suddenly, Tang Fei grunted, like a long drought and nectar, the taste of being moisturized, cool is really cool, this girl, don't want to have a good figure, the first beauty in the East, this is really not covered, just that enchanting and agile posture, it really makes men dream.

The eldest lady understood that she had been fooled, this was really Malegobi, she was actually tricked by Tang Fei.

"Tang Fei, do you dare to tease me?" Immediately, the eldest lady slapped her, Tang Fei hurriedly dodged it, and then, this stinky woman, come back to kick again, this woman, ruthless is really ruthless, but unfortunately, she can't fight, just Tang Fei's cleverness, she is not Tang Fei's opponent at all.

"Qin Ran, stop!"

Soon, the convoy stopped again in the middle of the road, and Qin Ran, the bodyguard, soon came over, opened the door behind the Lauteras, and said respectfully to the eldest lady: "Eldest miss, what's the matter?"

With a cold expression, as well as that angry momentum, the bodyguard Qin Ran felt that something was wrong, it was probably Tang Fei, a kid, who completely angered the eldest lady, but Tang Fei, who was cheeky, didn't care.

"Throw this bastard out of me. Duanmu Lingyu commanded coldly.

"Duanmu Lingyu, are you so savage? You said you were going to bet with me, you lost yourself, how can you not admit it......

"Bet on you Malegobi!" The eldest lady cursed Tang Fei for this bastard thing, but when she thought that her father was going to take her back by herself, this time, she ran Tang Fei away again, and when she turned around, her father asked, and it was difficult to explain, so seeing Qin Ran dragging Tang Fei out of the car, this girl calmed down and commanded: "Qin Ran, throw him in the Mercedes Benz car in front of me." ”

"Yes, Miss. ”

This broken woman, you can't make a joke, isn't it just to play her, touch her, when you go to the city to take the bus, there are so many people on the bus, and you are often squeezed by women like this, you are so generous, you don't care if you are hit by her, but she cares about herself and fools her, this broken woman is really stingy!

Hey, this world, it's really boring, picking up girls in the current city, there is really no freedom to pick up girls in classical martial arts novels, like in the legend of Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng flirts with beauties, and other beauties will return a wink, and they will admire Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, as a result, every time he teases a beauty, he is repaired by a beauty, and then, he has to say that he is a toad and wants to eat swan meat, and he has to deny it himself to get out.

Hey, this is really not ancient......

Although he was thrown out of the car, Tang Fei was still in a good mood! Man, just this life, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass.

Besides, I'm not a hero, just a bear, nesting in my own world, soaking in my own girl, enjoying my own life, having nothing to tease with a beautiful woman, and being a cheating boy, it's actually quite cool.

I don't have the idea of asking for the people's life without the hero's thoughts, I don't have the thoughts of worrying about the world first, and the joy of the world after the world, how can I be a degenerate person, that is, a bubble girl, instigating bubbles, watching people's eyebrows, stealing jade and stealing incense.