Chapter 58: You'd Better Kill Me

The four people in the parking lot seem to be Zheng Sanhu's subordinates?

Zheng Sanhu, you traitor, if you are an enemy of Brother Shan, you are an enemy of me Bai Yiming!

Eating things inside and out, do you think that if you send a few people to protect the driver surnamed Lu, he will be able to escape?

You dream!

The smiling scholar wants to deal with the person, no one can escape.

"Four brothers, the trash cans over there seem to be empty, don't you say it's scary?"

Bai Yiming clasped his fingernails and pointed at it with a smile.

"You guy who is neither a man nor a woman, what should you do!" Zhenbang wanted to vomit when he saw him like this.

Big Bear suddenly exclaimed, "Laugh...... Smiling scholar?"

Ercheng looked frightened: "He ...... White...... White...... Bai Yiming?"

Minghui shuddered: "Run, run!"

Zhenbang shook his hand and took out a pack of cigarettes: "Ming...... Brother Ming, smoke ...... Smoke a cigarette......? Why did you run into this rotten neighborhood...... Hey hey ......"

......

A few minutes later.

Bai Yiming closed the lid of the last trash can.

"Fate of a traitor! ”

As he spoke, he reached for the trash can.

There were immediately five more transparent holes in the trash can.

"Breathe, don't suffocate you, people are so kind. Right?" Blowing the plastic scraps in his nails, Bai Yiming twisted his ass and walked downstairs.

Target: Sixth floor.

Bai Yiming hugged the drainage pipe and jumped longitudinally, as flexible as a monkey.

Upstairs next to him, a certain owner who was going to the toilet ignored this scene and suddenly flashed blind.

"Superman! Damn, Superman is here!"

Rubbing his eyes, Superman had already climbed to the sixth floor.

The cornices walk on the wall, like a shadow.

This kind of climbing technique is too pediatric for Bai Yiming.

He was even more pleasantly surprised that the windows were open.

After Bai Yiming made a mid-air turn, his entire body rushed in through the window like a bullet.

This is Lu Ping's bedroom.

"Poke him five transparent holes first!"

Showing his five fingers, he slammed into the bed.

Huh? Sleep so hard?

No one called.

What's on your hand? Pillow?

Bai Yiming took off the pillow, and was in confusion when the light came on.

Lu Pingzheng was wearing a vest and pants, standing at the door of the bedroom, and said to him, "Are you here?"

"You...... Just finished going to the toilet?" Bai Yiming sneered after making up his brain: "It's a little one, let you escape." ”

Lu Ping walked over and picked up the pillow with a look of regret: "The new pillow that you just changed made you poke five holes, and the cotton was exposed!"

Bai Yiming stretched out his index finger and pointed at himself: "You, aren't you afraid of me?"

"Neither male nor female sissy, I'm afraid of what you're going to do?" Lu Ping glanced at him casually.

Bai Yiming picked up his fingernails again: "That's because you don't know people." There is no one who knows me who is not afraid of me. ”

"Afraid that you will pick the door and slip the lock and climb the window?" Lu Ping shook his head: "Don't follow the rules!

Bai Yiming exclaimed, "Okay, I'm not in a hurry anyway." ”

in the living room.

Lu Ping sat on the sofa with an expressionless face.

Bai Yiming leaned in front of the window, picking his nails and said, "Don't you want to know what people are doing today?

The smiling eyes narrowed into a slit.

There was a spring breeze on his face, and the murderous aura was rolling in the cracks.

"Anyway, I'm not here to steal the pillow!" Lu Ping filled a cigarette into his mouth: "Let's talk about Zheng Sanhu!"

"I hate it!" Bai Yiming raised his orchid and pointed out: "I still smoke, and I smoke it to the point that everyone else." You say Zheng Sanhu? He is a traitor, did I teach him a wrong lesson? If it weren't for the previous relationship, people would have the heart to kill him. No, it's kind enough. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "No one has ever told you, is your sissy disgusting?"

"Yes, of course there are! There are a lot!" Bai Yiming raised his hand: "But they are dead and crippled, and one of them was thrown into the river to feed the fish." Hehe's funny, brother, you're next!"

Lu Ping said: "It seems that you have already figured out how to deal with me, right, smiling scholar?"

"Know me?" Bai Yiming tilted his feet and smiled like a flower: "People are so happy! Then let me give you a few examples, for reference." The boss in Shunjing District is called Zhang Kun, known as Kunye. I'm with Shanshan, oh Shanshan is Xiao Dingshan, my brother Shan. I had a good deal with Shanshan to draw territory with him, and he was good, and he dared to point a gun at Shanshan, and people were so afraid, so I reached out and grabbed his intestines, and made him a belt......"

Shanshan has a brother named Ma Liu, Ma Liu is not sloppy at all, and he has no eyesight, which delays me and Shanshan a lot of business...... I didn't have eyesight to do anything, so I used this hand to pick out his eyeballs, it was still hot, you didn't see it, it's so funny, I fed the dog directly. Later, I regretted it, because it was cooked and people could eat it. ”

“......”

"So brother, if you compare it, I was so kind to that Zheng Sanhu, I just scratched his face and broke one of his legs. Hehe, as for you, there is no affection between us, and your little driver is so despicable, I'll help you pick the flesh and make you full of bones. It's just that others use knives to remove meat, and others use nails to remove meat. Let's do a test together, and see if you can still move your hands after all the flesh is removed from your arms?"

"Brother, are you okay?"

Bai Yiming threw a wink.

He picked at his nails, and there was a snorting sound as his nails rubbed against them.

Each nail is also painted with a circular red dot.

How sharp those nails are!

I'm afraid that only Zhang Kun, Ma Liu and others, who have been hurt by it, have more experience.

"A man with such long nails looks disgusting, then it should be removed. Lu Ping went to the kitchen unhurriedly and came out with a kitchen knife.

Bai Yiming covered his mouth and smiled: "Brother, do you want to use a kitchen knife to help me remove my nails?"

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "I don't want to work hard!"

"Then what do you want to ......" Bai Yiming twitched the corners of his mouth and let out bursts of ridicule: "A word of advice, in front of the smiling scholar, don't do useless work." Do you think your kitchen knife will be faster than Zhang Kun's pistol?"

After finishing speaking, Bai Yiming rushed over with two sharp steps.

That's faster than a cheetah!

Cheetah predation, who is immune?

Five thin fingers with long nails went straight towards Lu Ping's abdomen.

"Do I scratch out the intestines or a kidney?"

At this second, Bai Yiming thought proudly.

Brush!

A flash of white light!

Bai Yiming's hand was on Lu Ping's lower abdomen and stopped!

What's wrong? It hurts!

"Ouch, my fingers hurt......" Bai Yiming saw that he couldn't insert it anymore, so he hurriedly withdrew it.

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "If you feel it carefully, is it because your fingers hurt?"

"Then where else can it hurt?" Bai Yiming picked the corners of his mouth, and in the afterglow of his eyes, he saw that there seemed to be a few bloody things on the ground, what was that?

Huh?

Ground......

On his hand, there was only one thumb left.

This instantaneous change made Bai Yiming fall into the abyss in a second.

There was no longer a smile on his face, and it turned stiff black.

But there was no room for him to retreat.

He decided to hit the nail on the head with his other hand and pick peaches with a monkey!

So as soon as his shoulder sank, the complete hand grabbed Lu Ping's crotch like an arrow.

That would be a broken yolk and uprooted!

Brush!

Another flash of light!

The four fingers on his hand were also cut off!

"Huh?" Bai Yiming looked at his two hands in shock, and only two thumbs were left.

"Very good!" Lu Ping lowered the bloody kitchen knife: "At least, you can still give me a thumbs up now." No thanks, no surprise, you don't have to spend too much time on manicures in the future, and it's not hygienic to have long nails anyway. ”

Bai Yiming is about to cry!

The fingers have been shaved off with a brush, which nail is repaired?

How can there be such a powerful person in this world, my smiling scholar is faster than Zhang Kun's gun, and it is no faster than a small driver's kitchen knife!

Could it be that before he became a driver, this cargo worked as a chef?

Chef isn't so fast!

Bai Yiming realized the strength of his opponent, but unfortunately it was too late.

He took a step back in a panic and turned defensive.

"I just remembered that you moved your feet, and it was more difficult to repair your toenails, so I helped you remove them!" Lu Ping flashed the kitchen knife in his hand.

Bai Yiming was terrified!

In a hurry, he slammed his left foot so that he couldn't cut it!

"Ah...... My feet!"

Lu Ping turned around like a shadow, and the knife was accurate!

"I'm sorry, your shoes didn't stay, it was a mistake. Make a pair!" Lu Ping said, stabbing down again.

Bai Yiming suddenly sat down on the ground.

Lu Ping threw the knife to the side, and its mission was complete.

He sat down on the couch and filled his mouth with a cigarette.

"I'm going to be a waste so soon?" Bai Yiming looked at his hands and feet, and his face was lost.

Lu Ping glanced at his feet that were cut off by his head, and said with a regretful face: "When I was a child, my family was poor, and a pair of shoes had to be worn for several years. ”

It's a lot like ...... Bai Yiming looked down and felt that it was very similar.

But now people don't have any toes at all, not a single one!

I still have at least two thumbs up on my hands, and I can give people a thumbs up.

"I'll go get you a pair of shoes, and you can change them. Lu Ping walked to the shoe cabinet, turned his head and asked, "What size do you wear......?"

Bai Yiming, who was arrogant in his life, wanted to hit the wall at this time.

Everyone has become like this, is there any need to wear shoes again?

"Ask you, why don't you speak?" Lu Ping glared: "I didn't pick your tongue again." ”

Bai Yiming's face was sad, what else do you want me to say?

What else can people say?

The winner is the king and the loser is Kou, people are now like pork on your board, let you slaughter.

But can you leave some dignity for it?

"You'd better kill me!" Bai Yiming gritted his teeth and begged.

PS: Search and pay attention to the public account 'Mr. Huanghe', there is a difference in this chapter, and the smiling scholar Bai Yiming has the same points as the undefeated Dongfang......