"Lao Tzu is not bullying you! hehe, but peeing self-portraits are not something that everyone can do. ”

The Earth Bear cracked its mouth wide and was glad that he had won the game.

This trick is my old bear's unique stunt, my old bear has used this trick to overshadow many people, even ordinary bears, it is impossible to do it.

"Admire, admire!

Sun Feng was indeed willing to bow down.

Sun Feng admits defeat, it is really a helpless decision.

You must know that Sun Feng is also a faceless and skinless person, isn't he just peeing on the spot, what can't he do?

What can you do regardless of your face, don't I have the courage to shoot a gun?

Let's not talk about the second brother.

At the same time, Sun Feng was not disgusted by the Earth Bear, but he really couldn't do it.

Although this is indeed an action that can be attempted by any male animal.

But peeing self-portraits, and they are painted so realistically rounded and lifelike......

Sun Feng thought that even if he painted the reincarnation of Saint Wu Daozi, he might not be able to do it.

Painting Saint Wu Daozi is painting with a pen, and the fool in front of him is painting by peeing, which is simply incomparable.

The Earth Bear didn't care about the look that Sun Feng threw at him, opened his big mouth, and actually began to tease Sun Feng:

"My old bear's something, it has some weight.

Do you feel ashamed and ashamed of yourself, so you don't want to take out what you have, and bring shame on yourself, so you have to admit defeat?"

I'll go, you are a second goods, don't be ashamed, you are really open-minded, you dare to say anything, and you don't know what shame is.

But when I think that bears are beasts in the first place, I don't care about the so-called courtesy, righteousness and shame of human beings.

Eat when they are hungry, drink when they are thirsty, and defecate at will when they are anxious, this is their rule of survival.

The fact that this earth bear can pee on a self-portrait is seriously beyond the instinct of bears.

In a certain sense, it can be said that it is commendable and outstanding!

But even if you are a bear, you can't just shout at will that you are majestic, majestic, and stand up to the sky.

Because it depends on who you compare!

In the case of the same height and body type, my brother and mine are majestic, majestic, and stand tall in the sky!

But buddy, I have my own food, I just need to know it, there is no need to compete with you.

Besides, this thing is still shaking its majesty in front of his daughter-in-law, which is not the king.

The Earth Bear couldn't guess Sun Feng's thoughts at all, and seeing that Sun Feng had been silent, he said in his heart that he was shocked by the overlord aura I had just now.

If that's the case, I'm really a sure thing, not only to pull back a game, but now both sides are one win and one loss, one to one draw.

At the same time, it is absolutely overwhelming the other party in terms of momentum, and it seems that it still needs to be strengthened.

So, this stupid bear directly proposed:

"Or in the third game, let's be stronger than anyone.

Mine you have already seen it, you show your words, let's visit, a comparison can distinguish a high, very simple!"

My day, you are a shit, you are really shameless to the extreme.

You are shameless because you are a beast, but brother, I am a civilized and polite Chinese.

You can't see it like this.

Sun Feng simply glanced at the Earth Bear, and the contempt in his eyes was obvious.

The Earth Bear may suddenly find that what he just said was too vulgar, and he didn't get angry, but said with some confidence:

"My old bear is a stupid bear, and he is outspoken, so don't you mind. Why don't you come up with a topic, let's compete!"

"It doesn't matter, Brother Xiong is a bear in temperament, and his heart is innocent and pure, I appreciate it.

Since Brother Xiong likes to drink very much, if you don't gamble in the third game, let's drink more than drink bars. ”

Sun Feng suddenly thought about it, then what you are best at is compared with you, I don't believe that you are unwilling.

But when it comes to drinking, buddy, I have a super wall artifact!

Hehe, as long as you promise to drink in the competition, buddy, I will definitely win!

"It's better than drinking, what about a comparison?"

When it comes to drinking, the Earth Bear's eyes lit up, his grandmother is a bear, this is simply a tailor-made gamble for my old bear!

I've been drinking and I've never lost!

It seems that this kid is really lacking in his brain, and he is really stunned by my domineering spirit.

"It's better than drinking, and it's better than who can drink.

The rules are very simple, that is, you and I drink each other, whoever drinks and vomits first, who loses, do you dare to take this gamble?"

Sun Feng instantly raised his momentum, as if he was about to wake up from the nightmare just now.

This sentence is mixed with the domineering color of the overlord, and at the same time it is agitated.

The Earth Bear was originally very satisfied with this gamble, so he was naturally not afraid of Sun Feng's agitation, so he nodded directly and agreed.

It's a matter of success or failure!

But the Earth Bear felt like he had won.

"But where can you find the wine for betting?"

The Earth Bear scratched at its big fat head, as if thinking about something very serious.

"I have wine here, 56 degrees red star two pot head!"

After Sun Feng finished speaking, he directly took out two buckets.

Simple plastic barrels, the kind of ten-pound buckets.

"56 degrees Red Star Erguotou, what kind of wine is it, I have never drunk it before!"

The Earth Bear looked at the full barrel of crystal clear liquor with a puzzled look, opened the lid of the barrel, and sniffed it gently.

Suddenly, a mellow and sweet rich fragrance came to the nose.

"Good wine, really good wine, just drink it!

I can just use these two barrels, I'm afraid it's not enough for Lao Xiong to drink alone!"

The Earth Bear said leisurely.

The reason why Sun Feng took out the second pot head is because this kind of wine has a high degree and an equally strong aroma, and more importantly, it is very cheap.

It's not like Moutai Wuliangye, it's expensive!

No matter how much you drink, you won't feel distressed!

"Don't worry, there's absolutely enough wine!"

After Sun Feng finished speaking, with a wave of his hand, 20 barrels of 10 catties of 56-degree red star two pot heads were placed side by side in front of the Earth Bear.

Ten barrels for one person, absolutely fair!

Then Sun Feng took out two identical large glasses and said:

"Brother Xiong, let's drink with this glass today.

A pound in a cup, a sip of stuffiness, how?"

The Earth Bear took the large glass and couldn't put it down.

It turns out that this fool also likes shiny things.

As the saying goes, if you have wine without food, you can't drink!

Sun Feng didn't skimp on the barbecue in his own space, even the air-dried bacon!

Anyway, it's all cooked, and the Earth Bear's teeth are good enough to eat anyway!

So, one person, one bear, one pound of 56 degrees red star two pot heads!

Because everyone has agreed that they will never use the power of space to transfer the liquor to another place!

The Earth Bear is definitely very contractual, and he is not willing to waste a drop, and drinks it all into his stomach!

But Sun Feng played a trick!

We just said that you can't use the power of space, but buddy, I don't have the power of space.

I just have a Shennong Ding, this buddy and I are almost one, and it can be regarded as a part of my body, and the wine I drink is absorbed and transformed by it, and it can be regarded as absorbed and transformed by me, so it is not cheating.

"It's really fucking good wine, and the thief pulls it delicious, and it's strong enough.

It's almost as good as the little she-bear I met before, just as spicy and exciting!

The Earth Bear doesn't know how many glasses of wine he's drunk, and he doesn't know how much fast meat he's eaten!

I just know that I drank happily and ate happily today......

Xiong Shengsheng has a confidant, and he is also a confidant in wine, which is definitely a great pleasure for Xiong Sheng!

When they drank heartily, one person and one bear, completely forgetting that they were making a bet, and the wine was less than a thousand cups of confidants!

Sun Feng did not forget his mission.

The whole world is undergoing drastic changes, and he wants to unite all the forces that can unite to fight this upheaval together.

Therefore, although Sun Feng drank very happily and heartily, he still retained enough sober consciousness.

As much as he wanted to be like the Earth Bear, he couldn't do that.

Therefore, most of the wine that Sun Feng drank was absorbed and transformed into a rich aura by Shennong Ding.

All that remained in Sun Feng's body was water.

Over time, Sun Feng's urge to urinate will emerge from time to time.

Fortunately, there was no one around, and the curtain swept the ground, watering the flowers and plants under their feet.

The Earth Bear is even more long......

Later, the two began to hook their shoulders, the elder brother and the younger brother called each other shortly, picked up the wine glass, and the toast in his mouth was also scattered everywhere in this world......

"Deep feelings, a mouthful"

"Emotional iron, drink and vomit blood"

"The relationship is good, and I can't drink it"

"Feelings are thick, I can't drink enough"

"If a man doesn't drink, he can't make good brothers"

"Wine is the essence of whole grains, the more you drink, the younger you get"

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the brothers stay in their hearts"

"I know that there are thousands of glasses of wine, and I can drink as much as I want"

"We are all close friends when we get together, and we drink two comfortable wines together"

"There is no cloud in the sky and there is a drought in the ground, and the cup just now can't be counted"

......

"I said, brother, what's the name of your wine?"

The Earth Bear was completely intoxicated, and his tongue was already spinning.

"Red Star Erguotou!"

"Yes, this Erguotou is a good wine, and I drank it all...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"

Before he finished speaking, the Earth Bear vomited gorgeously......