Chapter 246: You'll Be Messing With Me From Now On!
This little girl!
Lu Ping heard from the beginning that the urging ghost outside was none other than Mi Can'er.
Anyway, it was really embarrassing to be robbed of the toilet.
The moment she opened the door, when Mi Can'er saw Lu Ping, she immediately exclaimed: "Wow, it turned out to be you? Did you flush the toilet? Remember to wash your hands after going to the bathroom." ”
"Use your reminder?" Lu Ping smiled bitterly and went over to wash his hands.
And he also squeezed some hand sanitizer.
In the past, Lu Ping never used hand sanitizer to wash his hands, and he used to use soap.
When she went down to the first floor, everyone had already returned to their posts, and Ouyang Aolan only left two or three men to help her change the position of some furniture.
"It's getting late, I'm going back to sleep. After Lu Ping yawned, he offered his farewell.
Ouyang Aolan tilted her pretty little head and said, "You still owe me an explanation." ”
Lu Ping asked, "What explanation?"
"You...... What is the relationship between you and the sun god Gezhi?" Ouyang Aolan took a step closer and stared straight into Lu Ping's eyes like looking through autumn water, for fear that he would perfunctory himself.
"I squeaked past his squeaky nest. For this kind of problem, Lu Ping has no solution except perfunctory.
Ouyang Aolan emphasized: "Could you please take my question seriously?"
"If you can say it, Gezhi has already taken the initiative to say it himself, since he didn't say it, it proves that he doesn't want you to know about the relationship between us, I hope you can understand. Lu Ping's answer this time was a little more solemn.
Ouyang Aolan didn't give up, and asked tentatively: "Master and apprentice?"
Lu Ping was taken aback, the relationship between himself and Gezhi was indeed just like that between master and apprentice.
Ouyang Aolan noticed the subtle changes in Lu Ping's face, and immediately affirmed this speculation to a large extent: "In that case, it makes sense, you are the apprentice of the Sun God, so even if our Red Snake Clan offended you a few times this time, you still choose to help us." It seems that our sun god has not forgotten his roots, he is always remembering......"
Lu Ping looked at Ouyang Aolan with a smile: "Why do you have such an idea?"
"Because you're really amazing!"
"I'm so powerful, and I still be an apprentice?"
Ouyang Aolan said in one word: "Because only the sun god can bring out such a powerful apprentice." ”
"Okay, you powerful logic!" Lu Ping didn't bother to correct her putting the cart before the horse, so let the Gezhi kid be beautiful in their clan and take advantage of my Lu Tianqi.
My Lu Tianqi is so cheap that it is easy to take advantage of?
When I return to country S, I will definitely train you kid to vomit blood......
"Since you have such a good relationship with the Sun God, then you will be the most honored guest of honor in our clan, a friend, and our trusted foreign relative. And Gezhi also said that he asked this princess to take good care of you on his behalf, care for you, and especially give you the most intimate help in life......" Ouyang Aolan reviewed the words of the sun god Gezhi just now, and extracted some important instructions and explanations from them.
In fact, in the Red Snake Clan, Gezhi has a greater right to speak than the patriarch.
It's just that he hasn't appeared again in the past few years.
"Miss Aolan, if you promise to be ...... person, you will be spared" Lu Ping said matter-of-factly, "But if you have to show something about taking care of my life, I don't mind." For example, you can come to my house often to do laundry, brush shoes, clean up, and cook occasionally...... But flushing the toilet, I can't bear to leave it to you. ”
Ouyang Aolan smiled with relief: "This is too simple, as long as you don't get annoyed, I can arrange someone to help you do housework every day." It's okay to send someone to your home for a long time. After all, you are the apprentice of the sun god. ”
Lu Ping frowned: "It sounds like a good arrangement, but you have to come to the latter sentence to spoil this atmosphere." I want to reiterate that I am not a disciple of the sun god, even if I do, he ...... He didn't dare to take it. Alas, I really don't understand, how did that guy Gezhi hype himself up in the first place, and he is so popular among your clan? ”
At this time, a figure rushed down from the second floor. "Brother Lu, you don't know how to flush after going to the toilet?"
It's that Mi Can'er.
Before she could get closer, she shouted at the top of her throat.
"Little sister, don't you want to spew blood, okay?" Lu Ping was also drunk, the smart toilet obviously had a self-flushing function, not to mention that he had always been a five-good young man who emphasized hygiene and quality.
Mi Can'er suddenly covered her mouth and laughed: "Lie to you, look at the face that scared you, your psychological quality is really poor!"
Lu Ping solemnly helped Mi Can'er's little shoulders and said, "This kind of joke will not be okay for us to do less in the future, it will affect the image of others very much." It will be embarrassing. ”
Mi Can'er asked rhetorically: "Joking is to embarrass others, aren't you embarrassed that my joke is in vain?"
Well?
What the girl said seems to make a lot of sense!
Ouyang Aolan couldn't help but snicker, and then forcibly suppressed her emotions and warned Mi Can'er: "Mi Can'er, don't be like this, no big or small, no respect." ”
"Okay princess, Mi Can'er knows it's wrong...... Mi Can'er lowered her head.
Lu Ping finally criticized with a false threat: "If you know that you are wrong, you have to change it, and if you dare to wronged me in the future, see how I clean you up...... By the way, Miss Aolan, I still have to rely on her, she was still with me just now...... I'm so hard to go to the toilet with you......"
"Huh?" Ouyang Aolan continued to smile: "This Mi Can'er is really not good, I will punish her well." ”
Mi Can'er stuck out her tongue at Lu Ping and made a grimace: "Stingy ghost! The manly husband has such a small heart, he won't play with you in the future." I was thinking just now, since you are a friend of the sun god, I am ready to agree to recognize you as a brother. I just ...... I almost screamed just now, but I was pushed back by your complaint. ”
"Now I regret it, can't I? I don't recognize this sister, when I didn't say it. Lu Ping thought to himself, if he really has such a professional sister in the future, he will not be persecuted to death by her?
"You bully people!" Mi Can'er pouted aggrievedly.
"Who bullied whom?" Lu Ping was even more aggrieved than her.
Who would have thought that Mi Can'er suddenly burst into tears, pointing at Lu Ping and crying: "I said that I would recognize me as my sister, but after people agreed, you will repay the debt, and you will not be trustworthy." If Brother Gezhi knew that you were bullying me like this, hmph, he would definitely avenge me, you wait, when I see Brother Gezhi in the future, I will also sue you to him......"
OMG!
Lu Ping was really subdued by this little girl this time.
"Okay, I admit it, can't I admit it?Sister, quickly agree!" The woman's tears themselves are a weapon, not to mention the tears shed by such a beautiful and lovely little girl, Lu Ping said that he surrendered.
Mi Can'er was rubbing her eyes, and suddenly burst into a smile: "Brother, brother!"
Lu Ping replied very cooperatively: "Hey, brother is here." ”
Mi Can'er stepped forward to support Lu Ping's shoulders and made a solemn declaration to the world: "You are a brother and I are a sister, and you will be with me from now on!"
"It's quite rhyming. Lu Ping arched his wrist: "My sister will cover me more in the future!"
Mi Can'er patted her small breasts, which had developed well, with a heroic feeling of being covered with a big bag: "Wrap it on me!"
Ouyang Aolan looked at the pair of brothers and sisters who were suspected of running out of the psychiatric hospital, simply took out their mobile phones and took the opportunity to take a few group photos of them.
"yes, I have a brother!"
"yes, I have a sister!"
Lu Ping took Mi Can'er's little hand, raised it high, and instantly transformed into a pair of scissor hands.
"Brother, come, compare your heart. Mi Can'er bent over and used her arm to draw the shape of half a heart.
"Well, it's better than a heart...... Lu Ping agreed, but suddenly thought in his heart: Comparing my heart to my heart, how can I feel that I am so two? But the happiness of two, the reality of two, and the value of two!
This sister does ...... Clever enough.
The ceremony of tying the knot has finally come to an end.
It stands to reason that such a grand event should be served with wine and feast.
But in special cases, everything is simple.
"Miss Aolan, I have to go to work early tomorrow morning, so I'll go back first. By the way, you go find me some plastic bags. I worked. Lu Ping was immersed in the emotions of mentioning a sister, and his heart was quite beautiful.
Ouyang Aolan looked puzzled: "Why do you want plastic bags?"
Lu Ping emphasized: "Isn't there still a lot of mutton, venison and seafood left tonight, haven't you had time to roast it? Also, didn't my sister just say that she wanted to cover me? I was going to put the clothes, socks, and other things that I hadn't had time to wash in the past few days, and put them in a plastic bag for her to wash. ”
Ouyang Aolan stood there with a blank expression: "If you are short of money to spend, tell me, how much do you need?"
"Can people like me be short of money? I don't have a concept of money, I'm just afraid of wasting it. Lu Ping explained.
Mi Can'er went up and pulled Lu Ping's shoulder, her eyes widened: "What do you want, brother, do you recognize a sister just to wash your clothes?"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Is there any other use?"
"My sister is for petting, you have to spoil me. Wait a minute. Mi Can'er squeezed her big smart eyes strangely, and walked towards the back.
Lu Ping asked from afar: "Why are you going?"
"Brother, I have two pairs of sneakers that haven't been washed yet, you take them back and help me wash them, I'll go find ......" Mi Can'er turned around and explained.
Well?
And this kind of operation?
"That, Miss Aura, I'll leave beforehand, let's talk another day. ”
Lu Ping took advantage of Mi Can'er's disappearance from sight and quickly escaped from this place of right and wrong.
Hmph, I, Lu Ping, am famous for taking advantage of small advantages.
You little girl still want to take advantage of me?
Think beautifully!
Anxiang Community.
Lu Ping lay on the bed after taking a shower, a little tired but excited.
I did such a big thing for the Red Snake Clan tonight, bloody and bloody, and I was angry. But those scenes were filtered out in Lu Ping's mind like a faint boiled water.
Only the image of Mi Can'er's little girl is getting clearer and clearer.
By the way, I want to tell this good news to my father and mother who are far away in S country.
Let them be happy and happy together.
"Mom, I want to tell you a good news, today I just met a godsister, beautiful and smart, when I have time I arrange for you to meet, you will definitely like it. ”
“......”
"What? That princess Anna is all pestering you? can't promise, can't promise, don't tell her where I am...... Mom, my good mother, I know the major events in my life...... Okay, I promise to let you and my dad pick up your grandson as quickly as possible!"
“......”
"Oh, yes, Charlie, he's good to you, that's right, I'll tell you, Mom, ask him for whatever you want, and let him arrange whatever you want...... Well, how do you say that we have a relationship? Anyway, it's a very iron kind, a friend of life and death...... What? Charlie also taught my dad how to play with guns? My dad still has this hobby, okay, okay, just tell him to pay attention to safety. ”
“......”
"Mom, why did you bring this topic up again, didn't you say that you are guaranteed to hold your grandson...... Who? Who, it's not convenient for me to say now, but I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet...... Look at what you said, your son's vision is absolutely thief, and this girl I have taken a fancy to is absolutely beautiful, virtuous and kind, and she is also the daughter of a good friend of mine...... What?character?Character, that's not to say, anyway, I guarantee that you won't be able to put it down when the time comes, and you like it very much......"
“......”
After hanging up the phone, Lu Ping's mind reflected Gong Mengran's shadow in three dimensions.
Finding the old photo of Lao Lin, he looked at it for a long time.
Lao Lin, Lao Lin, this time I went back to Huaxia to fulfill your last wish and let your long-lost daughter recognize her ancestors and return to her ancestors.
So now...... Grace will definitely be repaid.
But the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders...... I'll change my name to your father-in-law in the future, right?
Don't be dissatisfied! I, Lu Ping, used to call you big brother, but now you have been promoted to a generation!
And you did mention it before.
You forgot?
......