Chapter 6: The God of Wealth Apparitions
After Zhang Guifang finished speaking, he smiled at Zhang Kuan's father and son, turned around and got into the white car again, and the vehicle started slowly.
When passing by Zhang Kuan's side, Zhang Kuan clearly saw that it was Zhang Yanling sitting in the driver's seat, wearing a white dress and a pair of sunglasses, without even looking at himself.
"How's that going?
"Acute. ”
Looking at the white car that was getting farther and farther away from him, Zhang Kuan's heart was ruthless, sooner or later, he would press Zhang Yanling under his body to see if she was still arrogant.
Isn't it just a broken Jetta and a broken sunglasses, how great it is.
However, the fulfillment of this dream of the God of Wealth is a bit mysterious.
As Zhang Changgui said, at noon, the two fathers and sons sat down at the most famous water basin mutton shop in the hot spring town, and each of them ordered a bowl of high-quality boiled buns, and asked for a cold beef and a lamb ribs, and tasted them slowly.
"You said, Zhang Guifang gave us 30,000 yuan, is it a pure coincidence, or is it really arranged by the God of Wealth?"
Zhang Changgui shook his head, "I can't tell, in fact, I didn't believe it at first, but after a long time, I always feel that everything in the world is mysterious." Don't believe it, you're too young to feel it. If you want to talk about today's incident, you can say that it is a coincidence, if it were not for the dream of the God of Wealth, I would not have been able to go to the Loess Plateau, and if I did not go to the Loess Plateau, I would not have met Zhang Guifang, and I would not have been able to collect money. You say, isn't this a mystery? If I listened to your words today, I would go back halfway through, and I wouldn't be able to touch him, but I thought I had to take a few more steps, and I ended up encountering him. Again, if Zhang Guifang pays back, 10,000 is fine. That's not fortune at all, it's just that people pay back. But he just gave 30,000, and the extra 20,000 is not mysterious?"
After Zhang Changgui's analysis, Zhang Kuan suddenly felt mysterious, which made him itch in his heart, and he also wanted to worship the God of Wealth.
"Don't talk about the God of Wealth, let's talk about Zhang Yanling. Zhang Changgui took a piece of mutton and stuffed it into his mouth, squeaking and chewing, "Do you want to marry Zhang Yanling?" ”
"I don't want to, why don't I want to. Zhang Kuan sucked the noodles in the steamed bun, with a yearning face, "Look at that milk, how big it is, if you can rub it, you can ensure that you can die comfortably." ”
Hearing his son say so bluntly about men and women, Zhang Changgui blushed a little, and this kid didn't regard himself as a father at all, but as a buddy who bragged and farted with him, and dared to say any kind of meat.
"Then do you want to marry her, or do you just want to rub her?" Zhang Changgui asked in a low voice, and like Zhang Kuan, his language became vulgar, as if in this way, he could get closer to his son.
"What's the difference? If you knead someone's milk, you have to marry someone, and you can only knead your milk when you marry, so why do you ask separately?"
Zhang Changgui was embarrassed for a while, and said that his son was still too young, and waved his hand and said, "Eat and eat, when I didn't ask." ”
Soon, the sugar and garlic on the table were gone, and Zhang Kuan beckoned, "Another plate of sugar and garlic." ”
The cousin glanced at Zhang Kuan, and recognized Zhang Kuan as a famous rotten boy in the hot spring town, and he didn't know where he got some money from today, so he came to eat mutton, so he didn't want to deal with him, so he gave a straightforward sentence: "A piece of mutton will give a plate of sugar and garlic, and it will be gone after eating." ”
Zhang Kuan's eyes widened after hearing this, "Is there such a thing?
Only then did he realize that he had said the wrong thing, and muttered in his mouth, "I don't know how many catties and taels I have, and I have the ability to eat mutton every day." But he still refilled a plate of sweet garlic, but the plate was thrown directly on the table, and a sweet garlic gurgled out.
This move made Zhang Kuan's anger very light, and he touched the leg of the stool and wanted to smash the head of the cousin, but Zhang Changgui held it down with his hand.
"Kuan, don't worry about this kind of person, when you mix up in the future, drive a BMW to eat mutton, he will come to serve from afar, and then you look at his face, no different from a pig or a dog. ”
The cousin looked at the two fathers and sons who were whispering from a distance, knowing that they didn't say good things about themselves, but they were also working for people, so there was no need to argue with customers, especially with the gangsters on the street.
Zhang Kuan also thinks that what Zhang Changgui said is right, Xiangche BMW, everywhere is a smiling face, but where does the money come from?
Thinking of the matter of 50,000 yuan in three months, he couldn't help but feel a headache.
It's okay that Zhang Changgui didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, he began to think about Zhang Yanling's appearance, her waist, and what kind of posture she would have if she took off her clothes and lay under her body.
"You say, is there a way to make 50,000 yuan in three months?" Zhang Kuan looked at the lamb chops on the table and asked in a low voice.
Zhang Changgui glanced at his son and knew that his son was interested in Zhang Yanling, so he said: "Actually, there are many good women in the world, you don't have to focus on one woman, it's easy to fold yourself in." ”
"Why are you like this, all of a sudden you said that you can't lose face, and all of a sudden you want me not to focus too much, what do you think of me?"
"Uh~, I mean, you should look at the matter of making money separately from Zhang Yanling, if there is no Zhang Yanling, won't you make money? You have to have a spectrum in your heart, what you make money for, how much you earn, this has to be decided by yourself, not let others set goals for you. ”
After Changgui finished speaking, Zhang Kuan was speechless for a while, and waited for a long time before asking in a low voice: "You say, I worship the God of Wealth now, is there a score?"
Changgui thought for a while and said: "I can't say this well, it depends on whether you are sincere, and sincerity is spiritual." The God of Wealth gave me a dream, that was the result of my worship for several days in a row, as for you, whether the God of Wealth will give you a dream, it's hard to say. ”
When Zhang Kuan heard this, he secretly decided in his heart that from today onwards, he would sincerely believe in the God of Wealth.
Suddenly asked, "If the God of Wealth is unreliable, it is better to buy a second-hand rental or agricultural transport vehicle according to what Zhang Guifang said, and you can get 50,000 yuan in three months." ”
Changgui smiled after hearing this, "My melon baby, you were really fooled by Changgui, 30,000 yuan to buy a second-hand rental, do you have a driver's license? When he says that, he's just teasing you. ”
Listening to Changgui's analysis, Zhang Kuan also felt that Zhang Guifang was playing with himself, and couldn't help but scold in a low voice: "Okay, you Zhang Guifang, it's clear that you want to see my foreign appearance, since that's the case, I have to let you see how I rub your woman's big." ”
As he spoke, he had to pack the lamb chops now.
Changgui asked him why?
Zhang Kuan said: "I have heard that the God of Wealth must be respectful, and what you eat must be given to the God of Wealth, we can't eat these things anyway, take them back and make offerings." ”
Changgui couldn't cry or laugh after hearing this, "Just offer melons and fruits, what are you doing with a pot of sheep bones." Besides, as long as the heart is sincere, whether there is a tribute or not is secondary. ”
After going back, Zhang Kuan devoted himself to the God of Wealth, and bowed first when he went out in the morning and evening, like Zhang Changgui, pinched the three sticks of incense with both hands, bowed reverently, and then inserted incense.
In fact, Zhang Kuan has no bottom in his heart about whether he is pious, because every time he puts incense on the incense, he thinks about something else in his heart, and he can't understand what piety is.
After five days in a row, Zhang Changgui said to Zhang Kuan: "Okay, today you can tell the God of Wealth your wishes." ”
After hearing this, Zhang Kuan knelt on the ground and said loudly to the palm-sized statue of the God of Wealth in front of him: "The God of Wealth is above, the disciple Zhang Kuan prays to you, bless me to earn 50,000 yuan in three months, so that I can marry Zhang Yanling as my wife, and after the matter is completed, I will give you a golden body." ”
Zhang Changgui listened to it on the side, and always felt that his son's words were not right, so he said to Zhang Kuan: "In the future, you don't need to say it out loud to ask for the God of Wealth, just think silently in your heart." ”
"So can he know what's going on in my mind?"
"Of course he can, he's a god. ”
As soon as he said this, he shrank his neck in fright, "Oh no, what I thought when I made a wish just now was that if I didn't earn 50,000 yuan, I would throw the statue of the God of Wealth into the pit." ”
Zhang Changgui: "This ......"
On the night after Zhang Kuan made his wish, the first rain after the beginning of autumn fell drippingly, and there were rumbling thunders in the sky from time to time.
Zhang Kuan lay on the window, watching the raindrops hit the bricks on the windowsill, and the bricks had been beaten by the raindrops all year round. I thought to myself, what is Zhang Yanling doing at this time? Is she also like herself, looking at the rain in a daze?
After a while, Zhang Kuan felt dizzy and wanted to sleep, so he collapsed, didn't even take off his clothes, pulled the quilt and fell asleep.
I don't know how long I slept, Zhang Kuan heard someone calling to himself, wake up, wake up, wake up.
With the shout, Zhang Kuan opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a red light in front of him, and in the red light, an ancient man with a white face and a long beard, wearing an official hat, with a ruyi left hand and a cornucopia in his right hand stood in front of him.
Zhang Kuan hurriedly rubbed his eyes and looked carefully, the man was standing in front of him, smiling, his skin and hair were lifelike. The clothes on his body are also fluttering in the wind, and four words are written on the cornucopia, beckoning fortune and treasure.
This is the God of Wealth.
Zhang Kuan was excited, got up and knelt down, kowtowed three times in a row, and shouted, "The God of Wealth is above, and he is worshiped by his disciples, and the God of Wealth is on top and worshiped by his disciples." ”
The God of Wealth looked at Zhang Kuan on the ground and knelt down repeatedly, nodded with a smile, and asked, "What do you want?"
Zhang Kuan's heart was extremely clear at this time, knowing that the immortals in front of him could bring him great wealth, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, and he couldn't miss the opportunity, so he must think carefully before speaking. Seeing that the God of Wealth opened his mouth to ask, he hurriedly replied: "If the disciple wants to seek a way to make a fortune, he doesn't need to be rich and rich, and he can make money every day, so he can ensure that I marry a daughter-in-law." ”
The God of Wealth stroked his long beard and said with a smile: "But what about the March 50,000 covenant?"
Zhang Kuan was immediately shocked, it was indeed an immortal, he knew all about it, and nodded hurriedly, "It is this matter, I hope that the God of Wealth will show you a clear way." ”