Chapter 270: You Still Say You Don't Know Martial Arts (Ask for Subscription)

But whether or not they can get on base will have to wait until after next week's concert.

Qiu Haifeng's mood was still very excited.

After all, he and Qiao Ling have been together for so long, except for holding hands and hugging, the number of kisses is very rare.

Now, Qiao Ling is willing to further develop a relationship with him, although the previous process of getting along was a little sad and tortuous, but it was always good.

In the past few days, Qiu Haifeng's posture has been windy......

The actors Zhang Manfen needed for "Nobody" were found one by one.

She arranged a hotel wing and brought everyone together for the first time.

Ren Suxi's personality is very cheerful, she just finished a drama a while ago, and she was worried about running out of resources, but Zhang Manfen found her and said that she was invited to make a movie.

When Ren Suxi learned that the script was Li Yi's, and the director and starring would also be him, he came directly to Hangzhou without even talking about the salary.

Li Yi is a hot movie star in the entertainment industry, if he can play against him, not to mention how high the box office is, at least his popularity can increase a lot.

Also, after reading the script, she loved the story.

Although there are small characters in the whole play, she likes such small characters.

After all, everyone is a small person in life, an ordinary person, and has seven emotions and six desires.

Ren Suxi booked a ticket to Hangzhou and came soon.

As for the second leading actor Da Pan, he was rehearsing the sketch when Zhang Manfen contacted him.

When he finished rehearsing, he immediately clicked on the script, and after spending an hour reading it, he immediately called Zhang Manfen and said that this role must be kept for him.

After he finished performing this sketch, he immediately went to Hangzhou!

In this way, all the actors on the list of "Nobody" have arrived.

Everyone gathered in a box and greeted each other.

And because they are all Bashu people, they immediately have a sense of intimacy.

"Why hasn't our director and screenwriter Li Yi come yet?" Da Pan suddenly shouted.

Ren Suxi also said: "I still want to add a male protagonist, why hasn't Brother Yi come yet, I want to meet our handsome guy." ”

Zhang Manfen explained: "This guy must have overslept. ”

As soon as the words fell, the box was pushed open, Li Yi walked in, and complained: "Sister Fen, it's not right for you to say that, I didn't oversleep, I just bought gifts for everyone." ”

He carried a large bag and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late, I'll punish myself with three glasses." ”

Ren Suxi hurriedly asked, "Brother Yi, what gift did you buy for us?"

"Of course it's your favorite...... Bashu snacks. ”

Li Yi opened the bag and took out snacks from it one by one.

"Shuangliu rabbit head, duck neck with spicy sauce, shredded beef jerky......"

The people present couldn't help but sigh and spit.

Da Pan unceremoniously picked up a bag of snacks, opened it and said: "Wow, I really haven't eaten rabbit head for a long time! Brother Yi, even if I have zero pay, I will act!"

Li Yi said with a smile: "That's not good, you get what you pay for, and you are paid for it, so that you can be worthy of your superb acting skills." ”

Ren Suxi saw that everyone was eating, and she also turned on the foodie mode: "Brother Yi, where did you buy this beef jerky, I'll buy some later." ”

"Okay, no problem, whatever you want. ”

Li Yi sat down, took out the script, and said: "I believe you have also seen the script of this movie, and the whole film is in the Bashu dialect, so we have to use the language we are best at to detonate the most laughs." ”

"Brother Yi, have you learned Bashu dialect?" Da Pan said as he chewed on the rabbit head.

Li Yi nodded: "After studying for a month and a half, I can be regarded as half a Bashu person." ”

In fact, there are nameless people in society, and from the perspective of God in the audience, they are full of laughter, and their own humorous dialects are particularly funny when they scold people. ”

But from their own point of view, everyone's life is not a difficult journey. ”

When Li Yi said this, many people put down the snacks in their hands and listened quietly.

Li Yi continued: "The more developed the society, the more people who can't keep up with the society will be eliminated, life is not like a movie, life is much more difficult than a movie." ”

He took out the script and looked at Ren Suxi: "There is a scene, when the robber Hu Guangsheng, that is, the role I play, ask the paralyzed Ma Jiaqi is you, why is there a bridge, because when the road comes to an end, there will be a bridge, on Huangquan Road, there is a Nai He Bridge, and after crossing the Nai He Bridge, you can turn the whole life over." ”

This sentence seems to be an unfortunate person comforting a dying person, but it is more like a summary of his life by an unknown person, or it is not an exaggeration to complain. ”

"As a new robber, Hu Guangsheng's previous life can be summed up in four words: a nobody, when he has a gun, he wants to get ahead, it's like most people live at the same level, and suddenly get a magic weapon that can get rid of this environment, which naturally makes people whimsical. ”

"Even if this is a road of no return, there will always be people who try it with luck, and if they don't try, they will not be reconciled; ”

When Li Yi finished speaking, everyone present was moved, and they applauded one after another.

Da Pan burst into tears: "Well spoken! Brother! That's why I chose to shoot this film!"

Ren Suxi also sobbed: "Indeed, everyone is unknown, and after I filmed nearly six supporting roles, there was only one heroine scene of "Donkey Gets Water". ”

Li Yi picked up the wine glass, raised it to the air, and said: "Then in this case, we should shoot this drama well, so that the audience knows that a simple and happy life is actually very important, what's wrong with the nameless?! 99.99% of the people in this world are nameless! As long as you do your best, you will be worthy of it!"

"Good!"

"Cheers!"

The meal went well.

The people present almost agreed with all of Li Yi's arrangements.

So, three days later, everyone set off for the Chongqing filming location.

Choose a studio for crew shooting.

After everything was ready, Li Yi simply carried out the start-up ceremony: "I won't talk nonsense, I hope we can make a niche hit movie in the Bashu dialect!"

Because Chongqing is originally in the Bashu dialect, the local crew is looking forward to the filming of this drama, and they are shouting: "Box office hit! Box office hit!!"

After everything was prepared, Li Yi, as the leading actor of the first act, did not sit behind the monitor, but directly met everyone's eyes, held the walkie-talkie and said in a deep voice: "Turn on!"

In the first scene, Hu Guangsheng played by Li Yi and Li Haigen played by Da Pan will ride a motorcycle to the door of the bank.

The two were wearing helmets, and Li Yi was still holding a cigarette in his hand, and there was smoke on the side of his mouth.

Da Pan's helmet was a shark tooth with a very scary expression, and the two of them were looking at the security guard motionlessly.

Li Yi took the cigarette and wanted to give Da Pan a puff, but Da Pan couldn't reach it because of his short neck, so he kept moving forward.

Li Yi gave up the idea of giving him a sip, and shouted directly: "Do it!"

"What?" asked, turning his head.

Li Yi threw away the cigarette butt, got off the motorcycle, and said with a serious expression: "Do it!"

The two of them calmly walked in.

I only heard one customer service say, "Hello, welcome." ”

"Tie the knot. Li Yi only said these two words.

"What did you say?" the customer service didn't understand.

Li Yi and Da Pan glanced at each other, and then shouted: "Robbery!"

In an instant, the two took out a shotgun from their pockets and pointed it at the people in the store.

But because Li Yi did not operate properly, the gun was fired directly at the ceiling.

Da Pan was so frightened that he squatted directly on the ground and shouted, "You scared me!"

Li Yi urged: "Squat down, don't move!"

At the same time, he shouted to Da Pan: "Hurry, hurry, there are still four minutes, hurry!"

Da Pan held the hammer and hammered the counter desperately.

After snatching and putting it in the bag, the two immediately drove their motorcycles and wanted to leave the scene.

Da Pan saw Li Yi get into the car, but he kept twisting the accelerator, but the motorcycle didn't move at all.

"Go, go, go!"

Li Yi glanced at it and said anxiously: "You pinch the clutch and walk a hammer!"

"What?" Da Pan looked back.

"Loosen the clutch!" Li Yi shouted.

Da Pan hurriedly let go and left, "Okay!"

As a result, the car flew out violently, and the two fell out of the car.

Li Yi's Bashu dialect skills had already been opened at this time.

He scolded: "You pine, your mother sells twist flowers, you pine!"

"You called me the clutch. Big Pan howled on the ground, "My ass ......"

Li Yi immediately stood up and prepared to leave the crime scene, but Da Pan kept looking at the tree.

Both of them looked up at the trees, and they couldn't imagine why the motorcycle could fly up the tree as soon as the clutch was released.

There was no way, so the two had to take advantage of the terrain of the mountain city and fled in a hurry.

They entered an old house.

Climbed in through the bathroom vent.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered, I saw a woman, a woman in a wheelchair.

Whether to kill people and kill their mouths, or to cover their mouths and hold them hostage.

At this moment, the assistant director shouted: "Click!"

The crew all breathed a sigh of relief.

This scene was filmed for a long time.

It can be said in one go.

And the funny beginnings of Li Yi and Da Pan also successfully attracted everyone.

The crew praised one after another: "This drama is on fire!"

"yes, it was so funny at the beginning, I laughed to death!"

"Brother Yi, your Bashu dialect is too good. ”

Because Li Yi was still in the play, his language had not yet been converted into Mandarin, so he blurted out directly: "What a hammer!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment.

Everyone present laughed, and Ren Suxi leaned back with laughter.

She gasped and laughed, "Chang Wei, you still say that you don't know martial arts?!"

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