Chapter 209: Into the Mountain
"Hey! This map is clearly marked with a left turn, why is there a right turn on the road?" Zhao Jinshan held up a large paper map, and almost his entire face was pasted on it. m.127.
"Your map looks pirated! It's all printed before you look at it. The foreign Taoist priest leaned out of the window with half of his body, holding his mobile phone high and trying to find the signal source: "What a broken ground, why is there no signal at all!"
Zhang Zizai put his head on his hands and said: "Don't waste that effort, I don't have a signal on my mobile phone, let alone yours." ”
His mobile phone is a special version of the all-round global coverage of the prefecture as long as there is a signal where there is life, who knows that it has become a serviceless in this deep mountain and old forest.
Is this really deserted? Causing the prefecture not to set up a service base station here?
That can't be, even if there is no one, there must be a cat, a dog, a bear, a tiger, these lives are all under the jurisdiction of the prefecture, how can they not be covered? These inconsistencies are really disrespectful, and you must report them when you go back!
Several people drove forward, from the main road to the small mountain road, and the small mountain road drove to no road.
Foreign Taoist: "Look! I'll just say that your map is unreliable, what should I do now?"
"What else can I do, go back the way I came!" Zhang Zizai got out of the car, ready to find a place to solve his personal problems, but the road was suffocating and bumpy, and he almost didn't leak.
Ao Bing saw that Zhang Zizi was looking for a place to relieve his hands, and he also followed in a hurry: "This time, let's cooperate, you will draw S, and I will draw B!"
...... Remember qiuww for a second.
Several people got out of the car and rested for a while, preparing to return the same way.
When I got on the bus, I found that the foreign Taoist priest was gone.
"This guy, going to the toilet is the same as a big girl getting on a sedan chair, can you run so far?"
"No, he just ran into a little rabbit on the road, so he chased after him...... Wait, I'll be back soon. ”
Rabbits?Shouldn't the dogs chase the rabbits and solve the battle in less than thirty seconds?
You must know that the new type of Shenxing talisman he has newly developed is much more powerful than the one that Shenxing Taibao Daizong posted before, which can not only speed up and increase strength, but also relieve pain and inflammation, invigorate blood and eliminate blood stasis, which is comparable to the first rune Wantong muscular and bone sticker in the rivers and lakes.
With that thing in hand, chasing a rabbit is not enough to catch it, but they have just rested for about ten minutes, but they have never seen the figure of the foreign Taoist.
"Could it be...... This guy is following the rabbit all the way, ready to give the whole litter to the people?"
"Otherwise, let's go look for it, in case he gets lost, it won't be good. Xia Xue looked worried and suggested that everyone go into the mountains to find her boyfriend.
"Put a hundred hearts on you, he is a Taoist priest, not to mention that he can be a compass with a compass on his body every day, even if he doesn't have those things, he can find the exit just by the gossip direction and feng shui...... Haven't you seen what the hell blowing the lamp, the Taoist priests there can even find the tombs buried in the ground by relying on gossip, and what is the ...... of a way back?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Zizai slapped his thigh violently: "Find! You have to find him! I'll go find him now!"
This guy has not come out after staying in the mountains and forests for so long, and he has really found some feng shui treasure land and discovered some dragon cave and phoenix cave!
Zhang Zizai and Ao Bing entered the mountains and forests together and began to search for the whereabouts of the foreign Taoist.
The two of them walked all the way along the footprints left by the foreign Taoist priest, walked for about ten minutes, and came to a towering tree, and saw the foreign Taoist priest lying behind the tree from a distance, secretly not knowing what he was aiming at.
Zhang Zizai stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "Dog, what are you doing?"
The foreign Taoist priest turned around and saw Zhang Zizai appearing, and without saying a word, he pulled out his Xuanyuan sword and stabbed at him.
Xuanyuan Sword went straight to Zhang Zizi's chest with the sound of the howling wind, and at the critical moment, he hurriedly used his slow release skill and retreated again and again.
Even so, because the distance was too close, the clothes on the chest were cut out of a long hole.
"You're sick, aren't you?
The foreign Taoist priest didn't answer, he took out two spirit runes and threw them at him.
Fortunately, Ao Bing arrived in time and held the spirit talisman in his hand.
The spirit rune detonated in Ao Bing's hand, and with a muffled sound, Ao Bing's entire palm exploded into a large blood hole.
Ao Bing looked down at his fleshy palm, turned back to Zhang Zizai and asked, "Did he eat poisonous mushrooms, and he didn't distinguish between friend and foe?"
The foreign Taoist frowned, followed the attack, and used a trick to follow the sword spirit two days ago to follow the tattoo technique, and went straight to Ao Bing.
Ao Bing did not retreat but advanced, facing his sharp sword and sticking it up, while the sword body penetrated his body, he also hugged the foreign Taoist priest in his arms.
The foreign Taoist priest raised his head and said with a look of surprise: "You are not dead?"
"Nonsense, are you brain-pumping? He's immortal!"
Ao Bing's hands tightened, and he picked up the foreign Taoist priest in the air, and he was about to make a move.
But the foreign Taoist priest spoke again and again in the air: "Don't fight, don't fight!
Zhang Zizai: "What kind of person is your own person? Now I know that it is my own person? Why did you go earlier! Lao Tzu was almost stabbed to death by your sword! Ao Bing, drop him! Fall to the crippled!"
"Don't don't, don't, listen to me!" the foreign Taoist priest struggled in the air, his legs kicking wildly.
Ao Bing hesitated for a while, but still put the foreign Taoist priest down.
After being put down by Ao Bing, the foreign Taoist priest did not open his mouth to explain, but took the lead in asking the two: "Have you two been separated since you entered the mountain?"
"Separated? no...... What's wrong?"
"It's not...... Dog, you have to give me two a reasonable explanation for this, right? What do you mean by drawing your sword without saying a word? Did you really find some treasure tomb and prepare to swallow it alone and kill us?"
The foreign Taoist priest shook his head, made a silent gesture to the two, got up and hid behind the tree, and beckoned the two to come over: "See for yourself!"
Zhang Zizai looked in the direction pointed by the foreign Taoist priest, this look was not tight, and he almost didn't scare himself into peeing!
In the distance, there are two figures coming and going, and the battle is fierce.
These two are none other than two identical foreign Taoists!
"What's going on?"
The foreign Taoist priest shook his head: "I don't know, I noticed something was wrong after I entered the mountain, and I chased a deer all the way, but I met an identical one of you on the way, and I was about to go up to talk...... I was stabbed by you, and I almost died. ”
"Wait, what did you just say?"
Foreign Taoist: "Oh, I said I just met a you, and you want to kill me when you see me......"
"No, the last sentence!"
"I'm chasing a fawn all the way?"
"Ao Bing, hug him!" Zhang Zizai jumped back sharply and shouted at Ao Bing.
Hearing this, Ao Bing hugged the foreign Taoist priest in his arms, and tightly strangled his waist with both hands.
"What are you two doing, let me go!"
"Fuck you, fuck you, you're not a dog at all!"
"Nonsense, I'm not a!"
Zhang Zizai stretched out his hand and slapped him in the face: "Let you pretend to me again! Dogan is not chasing the deer at all! He is chasing ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a foreign Taoist priest and said, "Rabbit! It's a rabbit!"
"Then why do you say fawn?"
"! The rabbit has been caught by me, and I wanted to go back, but I saw a fawn again!"
Zhang Zizai was skeptical, not knowing whether what the "foreign Taoist" in front of him said was true or false.
"You go under that stump, there's the rabbit I caught!"
Zhang Zizai ordered Ao Bing to restrain him, and at the same time got up to check, and sure enough, under the stump not far away, a rabbit was tied up and thrown there.
"Now believe it, don't you? I'm telling you that it's not that much trouble at all, to tell if I'm myself...... How does that sound awkward...... In short, if you want to tell whether the person in front of you is real or fake, it is actually very simple, as long as you try it. ”
It turned out that the fake foreign Taoist priests in the mountains and forests, or fake Zhang was at ease, but in fact, they were just empty shells with appearances, and they did not master their respective skills.
This is also the reason why the foreign Taoist priest pierced Ao Bing with a sword just now, and immediately knew that the two of them were different from those dummies that appeared in this mountain, and they should be the real Zhang Zizai and Ao Bing.
"Look at those two fake dogs, they've been fighting back and forth for so long, and they haven't let go of a single spell, all of them use physical attacks......"
Zhang Zizai looked over there, and this was indeed the case.
"But...... Why did the two of them fight together? Since they're both dummies, they must be in the same group, right?"
"This ...... I don't know, I haven't met anyone who looks the same as me so far, but I've already met two fake Ao Bing, four fake you. ”
"You killed them all?"
"Not really...... When the first fake Ao Bing attacked me, I hadn't figured out the situation yet, and I thought he was immortal, so I had to run away first, and when I met the second one, I got up and resisted, and found that he was just infinitely powerful, but he didn't have the function of immortality. ”
"But...... We walked all the way, and we didn't see any bodies on the road, huh?"
"Corpses, do you think too much...... These people are all fake, and once they are killed, they will turn into air and disappear directly!"
Isn't it? And this kind of magical thing?
As if to confirm what the foreign Taoist priest said, the two figures in the distance had also ended the battle at this time, and one of the foreign Taoist priests used a sword move, from the bottom to the top, directly from the other person's chin with a sword piercing, straight out of the heavenly spirit cover.
The one he killed was indeed as the foreign Taoist priest said, and did not fall in response, but shattered directly out of thin air like a punctured mirror, floating in the air, and gradually turning into small points of light until he disappeared.
The "foreign Taoist priest" who successfully completed the kill was stunned, put away his sword, and walked towards the mountain forest.
When the foreign Taoist priest saw him leave, he emerged from behind the tree, and while walking towards the place where the two had fought, he said to Zhang Zizai and Ao Bing behind him: "From now on, the three of us can't be separated again, otherwise we won't be able to tell which is true and which is fake." ”
Zhang Zizi nodded, feeling that what the foreign Taoist priest said was right.
"But...... I have one more question. ”
"What's the problem?"
"The three of us are easy to distinguish, you can fly the talisman and Ao Bing and not die, I can...... I have skills anyway...... But how can Xia Xue tell the difference between Zhao Jinshan? They are all exactly the same as ordinary people!"
"Won't they also enter the mountain?" said the foreign priest frowned.
"Not really...... A few of them are still waiting outside the mountain......
Before the words fell, he heard Zhao Jinshan's voice behind him: "What are you doing here?"
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